The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"I'm a good person, I'm really a good person."

It's almost become my mantra, and every time I say it, the audience's expressions and attitudes get weird and subtle.

"Hehe, the weather is nice today, it's very sunny, especially suitable for camping out. By the way, we tauren are really not interested in forage, can we go camping next time without forage, and bring steak. I like the three-ripe season the most. Yes, it tastes best with a little blood."

This is the answer of which stupid cow who likes to eat beef. Although it is obviously a change of topic, it is also the most comfortable answer.

"Hehe, Master, you are so funny, but this joke is a bit outdated."

"Haha, a good person? I'm dying of laughter, you are a good person, and I am a lover!" Adam really didn't give any face.

"No, even if Roland has become a good person, you can't become a lover. However, Adam, your goal is very high, lover? Do you want me to build a city master's harem for you, and collect beautiful women?" Quick, Margaret's substantive resentment, let Adam know what it means to say disaster, um, this is naturally what I told Margaret.

Well, most of the people who know me probably have the same reaction as Eliza and Adam, and take my "good man theory" as another joke.

However, in my concept, I do try to be a good person.

"As a lich, if I go to help the old lady cross the road, I am afraid that the old lady will immediately call the city officials to save her life. However, eliminating evil is also promoting goodness. Killing one evildoer is more effective than doing ten small acts of kindness. Let the whole city operate in an orderly manner and let ordinary citizens live well, no matter how you look at it, it is worth 100,000 good fruits."

But unfortunately, my evil lich system is not recognizing life and death, and he still assigns evil daily tasks one after another.

It just happens that I can't do these tasks without doing them. I always lose the evil points. How can I be resurrected, but as a law enforcer, it is even more impossible to do anything reckless. Therefore, I always need to rack my brains for these devastating daily tasks. , turned into a prank that does not violate the bottom line of the law.

"Forcing hundreds of people to roll on the ground and collapse in despair? Try tickle hell..." The after-effect of this is that the chicken feather blankets in the square used to create tickle hell won me huge fines and aftermath Processing fee....

"The public tortures and kills an intelligent creature. The worse the death, the better? This is simple, it's you, the cockroach, an intelligence enhancement technique, and then the top ten torturers of the Qing Dynasty. Haha, first, it is better to divide the body by five horses, or cut it with a thousand cuts. . Eliza, lend me the needle you used to mend your clothes. What do you use it for? It's a scalpel, of course."

The sequelae of this incident is that Eliza ignored me for a week, didn't approach me within three meters for a month, looked at me with contempt, and when she had to shout, she said "Bug Master"...

Hu Lai was naturally very hard at the beginning, but later, it was full of fun wrestling wits with the urban management, eh? I seem to know why Snowho and Lilith always join the battle of wits and courage with the city management. The ancients said it right, happiness and change are contagious.

Well, as a law enforcer, it's not good to always cause trouble to the city management. I want to find a chance to talk about them. (Mystery Voice: Do you have the face to talk about them?!)

Cough, seems to be off topic again, let's get down to business.

I used to be very puzzled why the system was so reluctant to admit that I was a good person, and I once wondered if I would be an evil lich forever, but one day,

When I yelled at a criminal, I somehow figured it out.

"Do you think you killed the other party's father, and then paid the entire family property to compensate the other party's daughter, and made up for it morally, and you are innocent? You are deceiving yourself! Hypocrite!"

"No matter what you do, the crime has been committed, and no matter how the victim refutes and compensates, he cannot change the crime that has been committed. Only by accepting the trial and sanctions of the law can you cleanse your crime. You give me a good prison. Make a good transformation, make atonement, and come out and be a clean person."

Not to mention the impulsive murderer who was given a light sentence of 15 years in prison due to the plea of ​​the victim's daughter.

When the case was over and the moment I went to court, I collapsed, and the feeling of powerlessness I had never felt bothered me...

In a quiet room with no one, paralyzed on a chair, covering my head, only to see the bones that were left with my arms, I figured it out completely.

No matter what I do in the future, the sins of the past will always be on my back. The souls that died because of me are enough to fill the entire Styx. No matter how many people I save and how many good things I do, I am still a sinner. I can't be deceived, how can I make the system admit that I have become a good person.

"On the monument of the code in front of the Supreme Court is still the motto I wrote in my own hand [The only thing that can be washed away is a fair trial and the sanction of the code, and no one can make an exception.]"

But unfortunately, it seems that no one can judge me now, so naturally, I can only continue to wander between good and evil like this, waiting for the judgment day that may never be better...

Perhaps, I also vaguely sensed in my heart that the big sinner who almost destroyed the world sat grandly on the judge's chain, trying to judge the little sinner who killed several people, how ironic and ridiculous......

"Ha, what's wrong with me being a hypocrite, I'm not saying stupid things like peace of mind, I just think that the Ashe Continent hasn't been destroyed yet, since the original 'history' has proved that there is no way to save the normal way After that catastrophe, then let me, the hypocrite, try it.”

Yes, that's how I did it, and right now, I'm having a little trouble.

At this time, after receiving information from "bystanders", the one who attacked the east gate of Sulphur Mountain City was the Blackwater Corps of Caron City, which was the guards of the city owner, the steel-backed pig orc, Hem.

Well, "Hum" is the name of the orc city lord, please respect their tradition of naming their cubs when they are born.

But unfortunately, another side effect of this custom is that as long as you shout "Hum, I'll fuck you" in the place where the pig orcs gather, then there are often three or four hundred hums to trouble you... ...

There was once a wise man of the flying red pig clan, Zhutou San, who invented the method of numbering numbers after their names to solve this problem, but unfortunately, due to the low intelligence of the pig clan orcs, they can only count to two at most with their toes. Ten, this method really lacks operability, and can only give up.

Well, the creator is probably fair, although the pig clan orcs have worrying intelligence, amazingly ugly, and smelly reminiscent of a pig house, but they are born with supernatural power, rough skin and thick flesh, and most importantly, they are particularly able to give birth to any race. As long as the number base goes up, there will always be mutated geniuses, and there will be no shortage of strong ones.

Blackwater Legion is such an example. Every recruit is selected from thousands of pig clan orcs, and then fights and trains each other to eliminate the weak and keep the strong. In the end, the one who survives among the ten will become the glorious city lord of Hem. Guardsmen.

Although the Blackwater Legion has only 3,000 people, it has the obvious weakness of slow foot sprinting, but the average level is as high as 50 silver ranks. It is also a classic combination of berserker and shaman priest. Thick, the shaman will start a bloodthirsty magic trick again, such a heavy infantry team is going crazy, it is the countless moving Roshan, it is difficult to resist a frontal collision, and it is quite prestigious.

Of course, even in the underground world where there are so many powerful players, if such a heavy army appeared on the ground, it would be at least the level of the Royal Guard of a human empire.

Fifteen minutes ago, there were nearly a thousand black water heavy infantry and dark shamans, they charged all the way along the opened east gate, rushing unscrupulously.

It seems that in order to show goodwill to the Underground Covenant and completely take over the Sulphur Mountain City, the city lord Heng Heng is also willing to send nearly half of his family assets, and those corrupt parliamentarians can actually keep them hidden in the pastures outside the city.

And the latest to meet them is the dark elf urban management patrol team that received the report first. They only have one team full of ten people...

Covering the escape of ordinary citizens, all the dark elves and paladins of a small team will not retreat, and the dark elves are often quite beautiful.

The corpse was devoured and played with desecration while the corpse of the dutiful vigilante became a toy for the orcs. Perhaps thanks to the scattered military discipline and stupidity of the pig orcs, they even started fighting each other in order to compete for the priority of enjoying the "trophies". .

At this time, when I arrived, I was in such a hell-like situation in front of me.

"Ha, but, I'm glad it's still the evil lich system. As long as you do whatever you want, you can become stronger, how easy it is. After all, the wicked still need the wicked to grind, and what else can be more evil than the thugs. Pleasant."

The cold and vicious curse resonated in the soul, the endless killing intent roared in the mind, and finally, turned into cold words.

"Kill them all!"

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PS. In order to improve the quality, the main line has been adjusted, and it will be prepared for two more tomorrows......