The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"The pool of the holy bath? Is there such a thing?"

It is not difficult to inquire about the purpose of the Templar Church, at least on the surface. After all, there are many people in the church headquarters, and there are a lot of escort paladins who came this time. Ziqiang's canned food is too easy to talk about.

"Hehe, don't be kidding. Among the gifts you gave to the Holy Church, the 'Holy Bath Pool' is the most special. It is one of the only three holy relics left by the God of Holy Light in the human age. Just now The soon-to-be Pope Carlomar I was very happy, and the return of the holy relic was regarded as a gift of miracles, and a grand ceremony for the recovery of the holy relic was held."

In the conference room, looking at the latest intelligence summary, Kelly seemed to be in a good mood.

It seems that I was lucky and gave the most expensive gift at the most appropriate time, but why can't I remember what "holy bathing pool" I gave.

I try my best to recall the arrangements I made before. In a sense, if I plan to let the Northland develop and reform according to my wishes, there is always a threshold that I must face, which is to occupy the mainstream public opinion and righteousness of the entire human society. of the Holy Church.

If I stepped a little bit on the line, and that Karoma I suddenly had a brain twitch and declared another jihad to Dong Lan, we would have a lot of fun.

It’s not that I’m thinking too much, the war is imminent, the God of Holy Light will indeed not trouble us, and may even take the initiative to attract allies (cannon fodder), but it’s hard to say for the Holy Church composed of mortals, especially My rather "brilliant" past also included the coalition forces that nearly wiped out the Church of the Holy Church, and it was easy to touch the other party's sensitive nerves and dignity.

Especially not long ago. We also just expelled the local branch of the Church of the Holy Church. If this is just an ordinary remote small country. It's no big deal to have the backing of the Sleepless. Donglan Principality is not the only country that refuses to believe in the Holy Light. In the world of Ashe where all gods coexist, the God of Holy Light is not the only god who can monopolize and eliminate dissidents.

But we have just won this world-renowned battle. During the war, there were even miracles of three true gods, one promoted and two fell. Coupled with the tragic snowy night tug-of-war, including the changes in the fate of the elves and orcs, there is no doubt that this northern frozen soil has become the focus of the entire world.

With the participation of the two superpowers of Oran and the San Antonio Empire, the gold content of this tragic war has also been guaranteed. The entire human society has seen a slight change in the Northland, but what followed is a small change. Trouble, the key node of the transformation of the Northland, the night of the return of the undead knights, has long been discovered by someone with a heart.

The knights who sleep forever come out of history. The former Bishop of Donglan Diocese who blocked the progress was reprimanded and even exiled by me, and then the spirit of the God of Law descended. The whole city turned into a place of miracles, this is simply a living fairy tale.

In fact, this series of legendary stories has been sung by countless bards in taverns and on the road. The undead knights who raised the broken flag and lined up in the army shocked countless audiences, and promoted Dong Lan's reputation. At the same time, it also indirectly dug up that forgotten past. Those brave knights who suffered injustice and humiliation naturally damaged the reputation of the Templar Church, which was the villain in the story.

Perhaps the Church of the Holy Church, which has undergone several religious reformations, is no longer the stupid, inefficient and arrogant aggregate of the past, but most people don’t care about these subtle differences. They will naturally have a negative impact on the Church of the Holy Church if they don’t make any distinctions. Coupled with the fueling of the human kings who were already dissatisfied with the sacred power of the Holy Light, this slap was painful enough. If it weren't for the jihad period, I'm afraid our troubles would have come to our door.

Of course I don't regret what I did, but it doesn't mean I won't be afraid of trouble.

If we, who expelled the Holy Church, were destroyed in this war, then the story would end with a proud and arrogant fool who overreached himself and led to self-destruction, but we won, and when other battlefields were in trouble , without the support of the Holy Church, won the most incisive victory alone, then, those who are regarded as overreaching idiots and slapped severely in the face are naturally not on our side.

By accident, we took down the Holy Church Church and slapped them in the face. When I figured it out, I didn't feel happy, but broke out in a cold sweat.

"This time it was offended enough. If they are stalked behind their backs again, they don't need to do anything more. They just need to declare to all countries that Dong Lan is a country of heresy, ask those who believe in the Holy Light to stay away from Dong Lan, and then let the countries stop fighting with Dong Lan. This is tantamount to expelling Dong Lan from the entire human society, and we cannot afford it if we cannot feed ourselves."

To unite all forces during jihad? According to my experience of being cheated for many years, never overestimate the foresight and moral bottom line of those high-ranking lords.

Care about the overall situation? They can always make unimaginable instructions without being beaten to death or by wind and rain. There are already countless short-sighted and stupid things that no one can predict in history. As long as the gold and silver treasures in front of them are dazzling enough, they can betray and hang themselves. of the lock.

What? I think too much, do I have persecution paranoia? This is just an unlucky guy who has too many pitfalls. He never expects too much from his teammates, and every time I make the worst plan, it is probably the most correct plan.

Under such circumstances, I still have to carry out the undead industrial revolution under pressure. This is simply putting the hat of evil and heresy on my head, but there is not much time now, so the reform that can explosively increase the national power will stop at all. No, so, at the moment when the Church of the Holy Church still occupies most of the beliefs of human society, we must eliminate their hostility, at least, before the jihad is over, don't attack us.

In order for my plan to proceed smoothly, I did send envoys after ending this orc war, but it seems that what I sent out were all the belongings left over from the past chaos in the rivers and lakes. They may be more valuable, but to me meaningless.

"The holy relic of the God of Holy Light? How is it possible, I can't even get it out after selling it."

Don't say I don't have one, even if I did, how could I be willing to give away such really good things as holy relics and artifacts. And face those old men. Even if you grit your teeth and send it out. I'm afraid it's not as useful as those glittering belongings.

"Could it be that they wrote and acted themselves to ease the relationship between us. It is said that Karoma I has just succeeded to the throne. It is said that the election is a bit of a fluke, and his position is still very unstable. This is a sudden challenge to the authority of the Holy Church. The incident was originally a difficulty for him, if it is handled so that we give him a heavy suit, it will indeed be good news and a good sign for him."

But then, I dismissed that possibility.

"No. There is no need for him to lie, and the risks and benefits are not proportional. In their eyes, we are still not worth the weight of half a big country. This point of criticism will not matter after a few months. It is meaningless to lie for us. , Once the deceit is exposed, it will really deal a blow to it. Then, the so-called holy bath pool is probably real."

So, I asked about the specific shape of the holy relic.

"It was a wooden barrel made of oak. It should be handmade. It was the bathing tool used by the God of Holy Light to wash away the mortal dust before he ascended the throne."

Relics sound great and fancy, but they're actually just that boring stuff. He is either a witness that carries an important historical moment, or a living utensil used by the true god when he was still a human being, infused with its breath, what is the holy wooden barrel, the holy relics of the sleepless also include the little yellow duck holy pillow and Little raindrop mouthwash cup... Cough, it seems that something has been accidentally leaked.

But don't underestimate the power of the holy relics because of this, the older the gods are, the less holy relics there are in the world, and the infusion of the force of faith through countless prayers of believers also makes these ancient existences truly possess unimaginable power, maybe they It is meaningless in the hands of unrelated people, but among true believers, it represents the most devout belief and supreme power.

"A wooden barrel for bathing? I don't have any impression."

The gifts this time are all my personal collection, many of which are savings from the Eternal Night Era, but there is indeed no wooden barrel in my memory. Even if I encounter a wooden barrel, it is impossible to collect this thing into the collection.

"There are still traces of claws and claws of huge beasts on it. It seems that some evil existence wanted to destroy this treasure, but they failed in the end."

"Oh oh oh. So it's that one, Po's dog food bowl..."

Halfway through the talk, I already remembered that something was wrong, so I took the initiative to cover my mouth, but it seemed that it was too late. Seeing how Sister Kaili was covering her chest now, it was like a heart attack. Doesn’t it mean that wood elves won’t suffer from it? Is it a natural disease...

"The last holy relic of the God of Holy Light, the supreme holy relic in the minds of countless believers in the Holy Light, you are holding dog food...don't let any believer in the Holy Light know, or the second time The jihad is just around the corner, and the newly born Land of Mist must not perish again with such a ridiculous reason!"

Well, this is the first time I know that even gentle wood elves can roar.

In fact, I can't blame me for this. I knew that it was a holy relic. I had a full-scale war with the Templar Church. After the Ice Age, there really wasn't much left. Later, when I was cleaning the battlefield, I saw that The wooden barrel was unscathed and seemed to be very solid. Thinking that A Bao always accidentally tore up his own food bowl, he used it directly as a dog food bowl. It must have been more than a hundred years.

Back then, the Church of the Holy Church organized a coalition to attack the Eternal Night Army. Probably some important person found a holy relic as a trump card. As a result, as soon as the curse was cast, the owner died first, and this became a trophy.

"But how did I send it out... Oh, there are too many messy gifts, so I just found a wooden barrel and packed them together. It turns out that the wooden barrel is the most valuable. Oh, what a loss It's big."

Before the words fell, I was surprised to find that Kelly fell down clutching her chest. It seemed that the wood elf, who had never been sick, really had a heart attack.

"Sister Kelly, don't scare me! If you have a bad heart, tell me earlier!"

'I'm angry with you! Could you be a little more careless. "

I pondered for a while, then nodded proudly.

"Okay, I think I still have room to go further."

"Don't laugh so proudly! No one praises you!" (To be continued...)

ps: Well, I suddenly have to be on the night shift today, so I rushed out a chapter during the interval, it's a bit short, I'll make it up later... ()