The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

There is a bit of anger on the girl's delicate face, under the sword eyebrows are the heroic pupils, the sapphire-like eyes and the baby-like pink skin are the perfect match, just looking at her painted landscape, you can Let the mood calm down.

The twelve or thirteen-year-old girl has no obvious curves, and the slender ponytail adds a little boyishness to her. She stands upright and has strong feet, as if she has really received combat training. Her military atmosphere makes her look not As weak as it appears.

The long sword at the waist of the pink armor is studded with precious stones and patterns. It is obviously valuable, but the rapier, which is exquisite enough to be a work of art, is obviously not suitable for the battlefield. There are also two nondescript battle flags on the back. At that time, she was wearing a gorgeous dress, but her mouth was pouted, and her face was full of dissatisfaction.

"Pfft, Roland, it really suits you. The beautiful Princess Peach. Hahaha!"

"You too, this dress really suits you. Maid Yanini."

At this time, Adam was wearing a black and white maid outfit, with a golden wig, and the skirt of the maid outfit seemed to cover his thick thighs, but it was impossible to cover up his big and thick appearance, and the rough and heavy makeup clearly made him Harlequined. "I'll be on stage right away. If you break the costume, you can perform with your real names."

The two looked at each other. There was a wry smile on his face, and he was discouraged all of a sudden, all of them were unlucky people who were put on fire. What else is there to earn, is it interesting to laugh at a hundred steps at fifty steps?

"At least I'm better than you. I can tell from my appearance that it's a man's spoof."

Well, it seems that some people still find it interesting, obviously wearing a maid outfit and lipstick, still bulging biceps, showing off their muscles to show their so-called masculinity. .

"Well. Be careful that you are recognized, it will be more interesting. Tomorrow's headline news is 'Surprised. The red lotus brave has a transvestite!'"

"Then we'll die together! I'll say that you, Roland, will star in 'Princess Peach' this time!"

"Oh. Do you think anyone will believe it?"

"Ha, do you think I look like this, does anyone believe me?"

The moment I looked in the mirror just now, I was frightened by the beauty inside. But at this time saying so, the bottom of my heart is bleeding.

What is in front of you is the square outside the Defende Grand Theater. In order to welcome the Peace Day celebration, there will be a large-scale fantasy drama "Princess Peach's Adventure in Another Dimension" held by the royal family here. Any citizen can watch it for free. The locals for entertainment are very tempting. In just three or four hours, the square is already full of spectators.

"Why am I the heroine, and this guy is just a background and a sideshow! He doesn't have any lines at all. This difference in treatment is too obvious."

"That's because we punished him and not the audience. Look at his appearance... As for you. That's because you are the main criminal as always. Also, don't think that the matter of the earth elemental plane No one knows, do you think that if you don't go home these days, you can calm me down? Perform well, otherwise...hehe, you know."

Eliza's sneer was right next to her ears, but what was more malicious was that she was the editor of this play. I am afraid that she was already ready for revenge, and even hijacked her despicably. hostage.

"Oh. No! Please let those children go! They are innocent!"…

"It depends on your performance. Hmph, I really don't know how men would like that kind of thing, it's obviously just fake..."

"No, that's not a fake product, it's real art, it's a perfect art that comes from life and is higher than reality, it's a treasure that countless male compatriots dream of, do you know how much energy I spent trying to get them, It is my savings for more than a hundred years, it is the painstaking work of countless masters of different eras, and it is the only art treasure in the world!"

Hearing this, Adam was also shocked.

"...No wonder it looks so familiar. Last time you shared with me 'The Lustful Earl and His Thirty-Six Concubines', could it be the masterpiece of the classical landscape painter 170 years ago? His style is too It's unique, he actually drew figures? Or comic strips!"

"You still know how to do it. Back then, I worked hard for more than two months to get rid of the bandits who threatened him. Because of my hard work, he agreed to make an exception for me. How about it? That's great!"

"It's not just praise! It's invincible! I really didn't expect to put the thick ink artistic conception of landscape painting on the beauty to have such a good effect, and it was flattened into a real person's effect, lifelike! Margaret is his Loyal fans of the family, there are two treasures in the family, if she knows that you asked the master to paint these...for these children, she must not let her know!"

"Hmph, art is supposed to serve real life, and it's a disease to say that one's talent is high and low. It's obvious that the creation is out of life and no one likes it, and scolding the audience for their poor appreciation is not a bug in the head."

"I always feel that you have hacked something inexplicably...... Is this how all your premium products come from?"

"Of course, each book is a super treasure that has passed the test of time, and is the crystallization of the talents of those masters. I have exhausted countless blood pressure"

"Roland, you are a real man!"

Adam, who didn't care about the fuss, looked at Eliza flatteringly, hoping that she would look at these irreparable masterpieces in the history of art and make an exception.

"Please let these children go. They are more important than my life. If you have anything to do, come to me."

But the devil girl smiled, the smile was very sweet, but also very cold.

"...Is it a work of art? Is it an existence more important than life? You really deserve to be single for the rest of your life."

Then Eliza turned away angrily. It's just that the threat stays.

"Want to get back those things? Yes, it depends on the level of performance you are waiting for. This time, I wrote a script specially for you. Enjoy it."

"That year. The Great Demon King of Sabah from Ghost Island swept the world with ghost soldiers, and our hero, Princess Peach, was also determined to drive away the devil and embarked on a journey alone..."

Even though my heart was full of unease, the narration on the stage and the applause of the audience urged me that it was time to go on stage.

Review the lines at the end. It seems to be a magical modified version of "The Legend of Momotaro", the fairy tale I told Eliza the most when I was a child. The lines are not out of place, no one should take the initiative to destroy their own childhood, thinking of this, I feel a little relieved.

"Wow. What a beautiful little sister!"

"...a bit like Princess Renee, but younger than her, is she a distant relative?"

Taking a deep breath, ignoring the interference in front of him, he drew out the decorative sword and read out the lines he had prepared for a long time.

"Hey, Sabah Demon King is too powerful. I can't defeat him alone. Are there no other warriors willing to help me?"

"...As long as you give me the colorful flag. I am willing to be your subordinate and fight against the devil with you!"

Come, follow the development of the plot. Princess Peach will collect monkeys, dogs, and chickens successively. It seems that Eliza has not messed around, and here should be the first "monkey" to appear.

While sighing, I turned my head to look at the place where the sound came from.

"puff!"

It was a tall figure that even covered the sunlight above my head, and I could only see the golden muscles exuding greasy brilliance in front of me.

It was a super muscular guy in only a thong. Bodybuilding moves were performed one by one, and the shining muscles were sweating in the sun. It made people feel hot just looking at it, but at this time, there was still a faint blush on that delicate face.

"I'm so happy to be able to play opposite my father, Oma, Oma, Oma!"

The muscular and handsome man roared excitedly, his muscles were still twitching disgustingly, I silently took two steps back, and drew out my sword again.

"hehe."

Yes, the person in front of me is a pervert no matter how you look at it, and he is the highest authority in the Xiluo Empire. I did invite him to the celebration, but I didn't expect him to give me a "surprise" as soon as he came.

Oma added a monkey tail to the back of his trousers and wore a strange hat with monkey ears. It seems that he is the "monkey general" in this scene.

"Ah! What is that!"

"Mom, there's Superman!"

"Baby, be good, don't point at him, that's not Superman, it's a pervert. If you meet him on the street in the future, remember to call the city management."

"...I'm blind! Is there really no good goods for free? Is it too late to retreat now?"

Just the appearance of Omar, just the huge contrast created by the beautiful boy's face under the muscular muscles, made the audience howl.

I almost get it, maybe the plot is normal and the lines are normal, but if the actors are a group of gentlemen, then this drama is beyond common sense from the very beginning.

But at this time, it is hard to get off the tiger, so let's continue acting like this.

So I wasn't surprised to see the archdruid with wings and a beak a few minutes later.

"Flying Chicken? Well, at least he remembers to wear clothes. There is still progress."

"No, look carefully, father. His 'clothes' and 'pants' are all feathers, which he conjured up. As expected of Ah Ying, he is actually naked on the stage, and he is so naturally accepted by the world. He is the master artist of Bison faction!"

I almost understand the deviation of different people towards art, and Eliza's mood when she heard me say that just now.

Reluctantly, according to the requirements of the plot, after taking off our shirts and throwing them to the 'chicken', we continued our journey to defeat the devil.

"Gathering two partners together, Princess Peach fought fiercely with the evil spirits, but the strength of the three of them was still insufficient. When they were most troubled, in a small village, she met To my most loyal retainer..."

I nodded, since there are chickens and monkeys, the rest are naturally dogs. I hope that the guy who plays "Hachiro the Faithful Dog" will not be too outrageous this time.

"...The Bull Demon King from another world!"

"puff!"

I still underestimated someone's vengeance, and the expression on his face ushered in a more cheating development. The Supreme Bishop of the Law Church appeared in friendship with a bronze mask. He looked exactly like the other two, but fortunately he still remembered wearing a pair of briefs.

"pound!"

Three pairs of big hands were held together, and flames were burning in the three pairs of big eyes, but my eyes were already filled with shiny muscles.

"brother!"

"Dude!"

"muscle!"

The three bases under the moon... The three brothers are formed at this time, the flame of friendship is ignited among the three, the waving sweat has the taste of youth, and the people below have already begun to flee in despair and screams . Who wants to watch a drama that requires risking their lives to watch? It has reached this point. Everyone knows that the next development will be terrible.

"Cough cough."

I tried my best to suppress the urge to vomit blood. Now that the performance has reached this point, no matter how cheating it is, let's finish it.

"Muscle bombing!"

A big man jumped up. Bombed the poor knight dragon with his chest muscles.

"The bull devil embraces!"

A streaking mad cow hugged the two poor co-stars B and C, who were almost suffocating, and turned to me for help, but at this moment, I just wanted to hide in the corner of the stage and shiver.

"Feather projection!"

This "Shenji Feifei" who threw his feathers to attack his opponent was partly naked again, and laughed even more happily, while his opponent happily rolled off the stage, and as soon as he got off the stage, he began to celebrate his successful escape sky.

There are three gentlemen this month. What the hell, monsters, they all end up being killed in seconds. The only side effect.......

"Ghost brothers are too pitiful..."

"The three perverts are too strong, uh, so disgusting."

"Mr. D, the leader of the middle, surrender quickly. It can't be blamed on you for not working hard. It's because the opponent is too outrageous."

"Bastard! Send that ghost away!"

All right. The audience in the audience actually began to sympathize with the evil ghost army, under the hard work of the three generals. Unknowingly, Princess Peach and her three servants have become an evil party.

"Ya... Yanini, your doomsday is here! Ha, do you think you can escape my eyes by pretending to be an ordinary village maid? Evil ghost army female spy, your identity"

Accompanied by the roar, I slashed at the corner of the wall with a sword, and the figure that was trying to reduce my sense of existence was pulled out from the background.

"boom!"

The sword and the broom collide, but we are exchanging mutual resentment.

"You changed your lines even though you didn't have my part in it. It's enough for you to die by yourself, so what do you want me to do?"

"Want to survive alone? Don't even think about it!"

Well, "Princess Peach" and "Maid Spy" on the stage competed in their long-lost swordsmanship, and the trio of chickens, monkeys and cows continued to bully the poor evil ghosts, but the audience below became inexplicably heated.

"Amazing swordsmanship!"

"Although I don't understand it, it seems very powerful and interesting!"

"Come on! Ghost Army, kill those three perverts!"

"Maid, don't lose!"

But amidst the chaos, the plot ushered in a new turning point. The villain *oss, the ghost prince of Sabah tribe, appeared on the stage. As soon as he opened his mouth, the whole world calmed down.

"Ah, as a pacifist, it's really sad to see the scene in front of me. By the way, I have the attention to solve all this... lovely Princess Peach, please marry me, I It will make you happy. As long as we become one family, there will be no more disputes in this world."

"Eliza! What are you doing!"

Seeing Eliza with devil horns appear on the stage in a prince's costume, the appearance of bowing to propose made me feel chills in my back.

"I......"

My brain has gone blank, director, what is going to happen with this script.

What to do next? yes? Or start the war according to the plot? God, it's not written in the lines.

"No, Princess Peach belongs to my necrophilic prince!"

Well, the pumpkin cart that came suddenly brought a new whirlwind, and the appearance of Prince Amyra in evening gown caused countless exclamations. The black cat was already rolling wildly with laughter.

"No. Sister Taozi belongs to my Apple Princess! As long as there is true love, what does it matter if we are blood-related sisters!"

"Renee! Why don't you come to join in the fun, you stupid girl!" ()