The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Silver Coin Squad! Count!"

The new Far Traveler team is gathering, and this final roll call is also the final preparation before departure.

"Knight No. 1 is in place!"

Member No. 1 is a gray elf law knight, but he is not wearing heavy and sturdy metal armor, but the leather armor made of super-level dragon skin is even more precious, especially the material is excellent, it is a demigod-level nine-headed The gift from the old dragon is a rare item that can never be bought in the market.

The thinner leather armor is the best match for elf warriors, which can make their natural agility and dodge unrestricted, but in terms of defense against slashing and piercing, it is still better than the hardest adamantine armor .

The excellent anti-magic ability even crushes Mithril, which is known as the king of magic metals. If it weren't for the fact that the material is really difficult to deal with, I would like to equip all the elite fighters, but...

"Captain, can you wipe off the black ash, such good equipment, but it looks like a second-hand piece of fifteen silver coins, I managed to snatch it from Momo..."

Yes, the gray elf in front of me is not that unscrupulous Comrade Momo, for the sake of my chastity...ahem, for the sake of my majesty as the captain, I ignore the one who strongly requested to go with me" Rabid Dog", even ignoring "Momo has only been wearing it for a few days, don't take away Momo's baby, ah, Sister Yawen, don't wear it, your thick thighs and the fat on your chest will destroy her" Begging, I chose Captain Yawen who had just completed the Moonlight Ceremony.

Moreover, this is not all my private thoughts. As a legal knight, the golden peak Yawen is not only more reliable in strength, but the dragon-slaying giant blade that she can use casually is even more epic. In fact, it is enough to face the top-notch weapon of the legendary magic weapon, coupled with the dragon leather armor and the natural anti-magic skin, it can hit the tank and output but it can't run fast, a high-quality and perfect cannon fodder that is left behind when necessary...cough , the meat shield is built.

"Since everyone trusts me. The two Highnesses entrusted me with the important task of city management. As the head of the city management knights, how can I be limited by the sun. The most important thing is that the captain is fine, how can I be worse than Momo."

Yawen, who gritted her teeth to accept the moonlight ceremony, is also a representative of the new batch of gray elves among the urban management knights. Fortunately, when Rose was gone, the risk and pain of the moonlight ceremony with less religious taste was greatly reduced. When the news spread, in order to facilitate life on the surface in the future, even many ordinary dark elves also A moonlight ceremony was held.

"It seems that the Moonlight Goddess has a good temper. She didn't take it seriously when there were so many hypocrites all of a sudden. It seems that this ritual will consume a lot of divine power. Could it be that she intends to seize the priesthood of salvation? This seems to be the same as the God of Holy Light. Let's go to war."

Get rid of that mess,

When Yawen also became a gray elf, Momo's biggest advantage was gone. Well, I definitely didn't choose Yawen, an honest person who is easy to bully, because Momo is too difficult to deal with.

As for the impact of taking away the head of the Urban Management Knights... Ha ha. The weather is really nice today.

"Number Two! Kroen! Knight...Magic Warrior!"

I glanced across, and this poor little apprentice immediately changed his mind. Maybe he was still a doormat in front of us, but in fact, this young little knight was already the hottest big shot in Diffind. As my knight squire and great engineer Dimiret's best friend, the young knight from a farmer's family has become a high-level person in the city, but he has won the trust and friendship of others with his simplicity and friendliness.

Perhaps the only thing that is puzzling is that he has entered the status of a silver-ranked spellcaster for no reason, but still insists on the knight practice that has not made any progress. He always emphasizes his status as a knight retinue, but as long as one thing is mentioned, everyone can understand it.

"Oh, he is His Royal Highness Roland's disciple? No wonder."

"What nonsense! Is there no normal person around me..."

I was very angry when I heard it just now, and immediately refuted. But the rebuttals became softer and softer. After all, I worked hard to recall in my mind, and I found out all the names. Adam, Amyra, Renee, Galina, etc., it seems that none of them can be called normal. This is really true. I have no confidence.

"Hmph, it's not my fault, it's all caused by the title of King of Gentlemen."

【...I think it's just like attracting like birds of a feather. When you didn't have this title, how many normal people did you meet? 】

I really don't know how to answer this thorny rant. It seems that there is no such thing. Klon and Yawen are relatively normal, although the dark elves who yearn for the light and the magic genius who wants to be a knight are a bit strange ( [slightly?]), but at least mostly normal.

Speaking of this, everyone probably knows my criteria for choosing my companions this time, yes! Normal people! I've had enough of the gentlemen and the late stage of the second disease, this time I will try my best to choose normal people to go with me, and average the sad demeanor of this team!

[If you want to reduce your demeanor, kicking yourself out is more real than anything else. 】

"Shut up!"

【... Believe it or not, I will upgrade you to the God of Gentlemen, increasing your ability to attract gentlemen by ten times】

Cough cough, the weather is really nice today, let's get back to the topic.

With Heloise's teaching, Klon's magic practice can be called rapid progress, and he has become a school of his own in the research on the Four Spirit Swordsmen, and has developed many unique sword marks and magic sword skills, which can be called blue. He is still a rookie at the silver rank, but he can display magic sword skills above the gold rank.

As for the swordsmanship and combat skills of hand-to-hand combat... through the careful teaching of several sword masters, probably, it has evolved from "being chased by a skeleton soldier to half-death" to "chasing a skeleton soldier to the point of exhaustion." Half dead". Well, there is still some progress, but because the skeleton warrior is often equated with a farmer. In fact, the progress can basically be ignored.

"Bastard, I have never seen such a stupid swordsman like you. There are so many sword masters, even a goblin, has evolved into a goblin great swordsman. You can even remember the gestures of holding a sword wrong. You really deserve to be Roland." My disciple, who obviously doesn’t want to go on a good road, is looking for a hard wall to bump into.”

Well, if the last sentence is thrown away, Adam's scolding is still very reasonable. But I can understand little Kroen's pursuit. After all, I also knew sword skills at a glance back then, but I was sleepy when I read magic books, but I was still not satisfied with being a melee profession.

"I didn't want to be a melee profession back then, mainly because I felt that melee combat was cannon fodder, and spellcasters were both handsome and powerful. And Kroen insisted on becoming a knight, probably because of the honor and protection represented by the way of knights."

Although it is understandable, the golden growth period of ordinary human beings is only a few years. Kroen's talent is so outstanding, it would be a pity to waste it.

"There should be opportunities for actual combat when you come out this time, practice more. If it still doesn't work, just obediently become a mage for me. It just so happens that we are going to the country of mages, and I can give you a letter of introduction from the Cloud Tower , you can go directly to further training."

Looking at the little Kroen who immediately turned into a bitter face, I seemed to see myself in the past, stroked the little young man's hair, then flicked his head vigorously to show encouragement, and then turned my attention to the next team member, the one who took the initiative Players who join and I can't say no to.

"Then I'm number three? If it's a profession...Dragon Queen? Well, can you be a ranger? My swordsmanship is pretty good, right?"

The beautiful woman with black hair is wearing a delicate silver chain mail. With a mithril rapier that is more decorative than practical, I happened to drop by to seek help from Molly, and she simply went with me. As for my own Dragon City...

"Hehe, the weather is really nice today."

Um. Although there are dark clouds, thunderstorms and hail today, the weather is still good. It seems that the dragons also have a lot of research on the weather. This opinion is exactly the same as mine before.

"You haven't been the dragon queen for long, aren't you afraid that those bastards under you will rebel if you leave?"

"Our voice is the loudest in the underground world now. Who are they rebelling and defecting to? Are they not afraid of our revenge? Besides, as long as they are capable, capable and courageous, rebellion is fine. Being a dragon queen is boring to death. You can't do this all day long. You can't do that. , and must stay in Dragon City, which is more uncomfortable than in Sulfur Mountain City back then. It’s like going to jail, whoever wants to be. This time I’m out, I’m going to have a drink... to play enough."

As expected of Xiaohong, the identity of the Dragon Empress that Molly regarded as her lifeblood, in her eyes, was just a shackle that trapped her, and now she slipped out by taking the opportunity, but I'm afraid that Dragon City has fallen into disarray.

But it’s a good thing that she’s here, after all, taking risks is one thing, and I still need to bring an ace to turn the table at a critical moment. I originally planned to ask Adam or Margaret to follow, but those two guys obviously knew that I was grabbing coolies. When I was just about to go out, it quietly disappeared.

"Hmph, it's fine if you don't come. You won't see flash bombs all day long. Number four, who is number four... hey."

"Why does Your Highness suddenly sigh, is there something rude about this old man?"

The person in front of me pretending to be calm and amazed is the legendary Archdruid Stormhawk, and taking him with him is a helpless choice. After all, an adventure team can do without a mage or a warrior, but without a healer, it is almost dead .

After all, no one can guarantee that they will not be injured, poisoned, cursed, or plotted against. However, due to our relationship with the Holy Church, it is very difficult to find a trustworthy high-level priest of the Holy Light.

Although the professions of the Church of the Law are generally capable of fighting, they do not have much healing power. The several holy light professions of the city management knights are still dark elves, and it is not convenient to follow them. In the end, they reluctantly chose the backup option—the representative of Panacea Oil, who can Play Druids who can resist and heal spells but are all half-baked.

"Kelos No. 5, Your Highness, I will work hard!"

Kronos, the Judge and Storm Druid, also came along. Isn't there a saying that druids, paladins, and shamans can only be regarded as half priests, since Storm Eagle is obviously unreliable alone. .....

"Well, since the druid can only be regarded as half a priest, I brought two. They are still legendary. Although one is specialized in transformation and the other is specialized in storm, they can still add up. It should be. …”

However, he glanced at the "First Aid Introduction: How to Tie a Bandage in Three Minutes", "Herbal Medicine Handbook Even Monkeys Can Learn" in Ke Luosi's hands, and the various healing scrolls tied to the Storm Eagle's belt (all of which are primary). The corners of my eyes are twitching, it seems that I still think too well.

"No way, no way, I'll come in person. Well, add another paladin who specializes in melee combat, and there will be three. At least 1.5 priests.

A dragon-born ranger whose level is too high to be tested, a genius magic swordsman who is close to the golden level of combat power, and a law knight who is equipped with racial talents and equipment enough to kill legends. What an avant-garde plastic surgery that is worth relying on, but it seems that when it comes to the guard, It suddenly became unreliable.

But Yawen and Kroen glanced nervously at the gorgeous "legendary healers", "that half priest should be referring to the druid who specializes in life magic" and still didn't say it in the end , and then without hesitation made a determination not to get hurt.

As for Xiaohong. She yawned and began to doze off. Ordinary human healers would not be of much help to her. If the healing ability of a bishop-level Priest of Holy Light is exhausted, she might as well sleep in by herself.

"Me, me, and me! I'm a holy hunter. I'm number six. Well, what an auspicious number. Great."

Regardless of my efforts to ignore him, that guy is still trying to gain a sense of presence. If there are other choices, I will definitely not choose him.

But the problem is that for the adventure team, the ability of a senior hunter is really easy to use. In the wild, pathfinding, tracking, and early warning of danger detection and traps. With an old hunter in the team, you can travel and rest in the wild with peace of mind. It's all true, and in the case that our ranger is a non-technical stick (a certain dragon: hum.). It is absolutely necessary, especially the animal hunting and detection ability of the beast king hunter, which is a great help to my goal.

"Don't cause trouble for me, don't spread your inexplicable true love teachings and spiritual pollution, don't do those disgusting things in front of me..."

Nodding sadly. But I gave up halfway through the talk, no matter how good he promised now, I am afraid that if he really meets any "true love", he will forget it in an instant.

"Number seven is just me. Well, I'm a paladin...Ice Mage!"

Proudly touching the long hem of my snow-white archmage robe, I proudly showed off to the surroundings, am I easy? After being a cannon fodder for so many years, I finally got a job as a guard.

"It's really not easy. After being a knight for so many years, I can finally change my identity. Hmph, from today onwards, please call me Archmage Rodriguez... What is written on that false identity? Forget it , the name is too long to remember, let’s call it Luo Luo.”

He lightly played with a stick flower, posing as a weak mage walking forward with a stick, but accidentally knocked the staff on the ground, and then a large piece of the ground shattered, and gravel splashed everywhere.

"It seems that it is not a good idea to use fine gold to make a wand, but I feel that it will be very refreshing to hit people. Well, when those muscular fools rush to me, it will be very refreshing to think about it."

"...Should I start with a mage whose name I can't even remember? I'd rather be a warrior with this intelligence. Or should I start with a staff that an ogre can't hold? Are you? Are you planning to use your staff to knock down the fighters on the opposite side? Or just say the name of the bad team? Your Chinese ability was taught by the physical education teacher?"

The dead cat's complaints turned out to be more professional, and it seems that it is because there are many opportunities to practice.

"You've already vomited! Also, why is the name Silver Coin Squad so bad?"

"Full name?"

"Silver coins and the magical adventure team of handsome guys, sounds good, doesn't it?"

"The adventure team back then was called the 'Golden Beauty Adventure Team'. I won't say it. After all, you led the team. You said, 'The more vulgar the name of the team, the easier it is for people to remember. Isn't adventurers just looking for romance and wealth? This name is very touching', there are many women in the team, and I am very happy to be praised as a girl. We were fooled by you when we had no experience back then. But do you know the expression on the other side when we signed up? They Throwing away the weapon of laughter is simply a lifelong disgrace."

Even Xiaohong complained. It seems that the accumulated resentment over the years is not small.

"Later, no one in our team would call the adventure group by their real names except you. As a result, our personal reputation was far louder than that of the team. Some time ago, some fools asked us the name of the adventure team back then, and wanted to check our back then. I slapped that idiot away with a slap. Others thought I had a bad temper, but the real reason was not your deceitful name. Can you tell them this name? I need to show my face."

Xiaohong complained constantly, but the dead cat changed into a smile, and was still trying to make trouble.

"But now the golden beauties are divided into gold plus beauties, and then the gold turns into silver, and the beauties become handsome men? The ability to name and break through the sky, right?"

I was silent, but the dead cat was still screaming in front of me.

"Handsome team? It's best that you figured it out. Don't tell me you want to be called handsome captain? Tsk tsk tsk, Princess Peach seems to put a lot of pressure on you. Do you really want to be called handsome?"

My veins popped out of anger, I gritted my teeth and gave the order, and locked the dead cat with the magic pet contract.

"I finally know what's missing in our team. It seems that there are no cannon fodder thieves who are professional in stepping on traps.... Well, the thieves are still the best of the cat-human race. No. 8 Heloise, come on, captain I prepared a thief suit for you, you should put it on."

"Wait, you said cannon fodder. And what is this? A cat and a cat's tail? Where the hell is it inserted? There is even a pink women's leather armor. Ahhh, you pervert, what are you doing? Will take these with me!"

"It's left over from the last time I went to investigate the orc tribe, Heloise, don't try to change the subject, don't even try to escape, put it on obediently!"

"...Did you ever use it? Big change! Don't even think about it!" The biggest motivator. Mobile phone users please go to read.)

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