The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Time flies, time is like a song... Well, it didn't take long, I just wanted to use these two words, in fact, in just two days, Sulphur Mountain City has returned to calm.

On that day, when all the fugitives and robbers were put on trial, or hung directly in the air by invisible ropes, or fell to the ground in an instant, those villains who had not yet reached the bottom line, or were planning to touch the bottom line, found out He has been put on the invisible guillotine, and he immediately stopped the pace of crime.

The chaos didn't last long. When the foreign enemies were eliminated, the judicial staff of the four halls and one court pulled out their hands to maintain order. Soon, Sulphur Mountain City returned to its former order.

And the whole body was covered with wounds after the war. The wounds were still gliding towards the huge red dragon that rained blood on the ground. When the news broke that Mercus was seriously injured and needed hundreds of paladins and priests to heal his wounds, the three giants stood by and took the opportunity to rule out the rumors of dissidents.

On the contrary, under the control of some conscientious people, the three giants fought against the two dungeon overlords, and the news that Ainmethius was seriously injured has spread all over the streets.

Of course, the real cause of the seal of the God of Fire Elements will not be said. The apparent cause of the war is, as always, the common siege land in dungeons.

The existence of a powerful foreign enemy, the more powerful guardian of one's own side, almost perished, but relying on the guardian's desperate efforts to survive the catastrophe, the joy, pain, and gratitude, when these conditions and these complex emotions are in place, this multi-racial Mixed cities, on the contrary, are more united during the disaster period.

If you insist on looking for something different, I am afraid that the tomatoes and rotten eggs are all out of stock, why? The betrayal of the Parliament has been exposed, as evidenced by the fact that the members of the Parliament who were executed with the miracle of the trial are the proof. Now the doors of the Parliament are covered with tomatoes and rotten eggs, and all the windows are smashed.

If a few famous congressmen go out, if they don't want to go out cleanly and come back colorful, then it's best to bring a bodyguard and carry a door panel to attract firepower.

More than 300 people were injured or killed in this catastrophe, but the deceased has passed away, the murderer has been executed, and the grievances of the victims and their families have a target to vent. ,congratulations……

Even, at the entrance of the parliament, some businessmen have already smelled business opportunities...

"Are you still using the original tomatoes and rotten eggs? It's outdated. Gnomish Alchemy Special Stink Bomb, 3gp each, strong smell, long lasting, Gnome Color Paint Bomb, 2gp, 13 random colors Choose, each comes with a color card, collect a set, and give a gnome engineering chicken! Unlike goblins, our gnome engineering is of high quality and reliable, never explode, never explode!"

"Goblin Smoke Bombs! Goblin Bombs No. 1 to No. 7, guaranteed power, no damage to death, must-have products for revenge and hatred, and cheap!! Only half of that sissy stuff from gnomes! One gold coin for one!"

"Enough, Rowe Gold Coin of the Judgment Hall, I have endured you for a long time! You can insult me, but not the wisdom of our dwarfs!"

"The sissy Millhouse in the Hall of the Kings. The storm of death. You were the one who hurt people first. You gnomes have a face on our goblin engineering? Yes, your stuff won't explode, but the extra effect of that mess is better than The explosion is still terrible, you dare to pat your chest and say, have you not been thrown into the air by your own gnome teleporter, have not been electrocuted by the gnome grid, and have not been reduced by the gnome death ray, your gnome engineering Like the storm of death by your name,

Professional death! ."

"It's Mana Storm, Mana Storm!!"

Hearing this, the dwarf boy of the size of a child suddenly became extremely angry.

"Give me a taste of this!!" He took out a toy gun-like engineering tool, pulled the trigger at Rowe, and...

"Giggle giggle giggle!" There was a chicken jumping in a hurry, and a chicken changer that fell to the ground...

"Hahaha! I just said that your dwarf sissy things are not reliable at all!" Pointing at the chick and laughing wildly, Rowe also took out three silver balls from his arms and played the clown's toss. game. "

Playing bombs with empty hands, but without a trace of fear or trembling in his hands, Rowe is showing the audience the unique courage of the goblins.

"Look at our amazing goblin engineering! We never deny the unpredictability of amazing engineering, but as long as our wise goblins study hard and pass it on from generation to generation, goblin engineering will definitely become more and more advanced! Even my My father and my grandfather died in accidents, and I will continue, and I believe that even if I fail, my son and grandson will continue to work hard for the future of goblin engineering!!"

Ignoring the attack of the angry chick under his feet, Rowe raised his chest and swore aloud, as if ready to sacrifice at any time.

The goblins' sacrifice for engineering unexpectedly won the audience's exclamations and some applause.

"Well said!" Some people even planned to come to buy Rowe's engineering supplies, but Rowe continued:

"When my grandfather died, only a 13-meter hole was blown up, and my father blew a full 30 meters. When I die, a 100-meter hole must be blown up! We, the gold coin family, must develop a method that can blow The big bomb that destroyed the city!!"

Well, the goblin who immediately revealed the prototype scared off all interested buyers, and the audience took a big step back, and, fortunately, they backed away....

"Ah, what is this twisted piece of copper?" The chick's violent attack finally caught his attention, and Luo Wei looked at the piece of copper that fell from his clothes on the ground with a thoughtful look, and then, became full of head sweating...

"Safety screw!!!"

"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!!"

"This... This is just a small failure, I won't give up! I... I'll be back!"

Well, after showing the goblin family's courage not to fear life and death, he showed the goblin family's daily way of dying.

Now, after three bursts, our goblin engineering merchant is carrying black smoke. It flew straight up into the sky, but judging from the angry roar, this was just the beginning...

But behind the crowd, I witnessed the farce, and then turned to Eliza.

"Now that the situation in the city is unstable, they can't be fooled. Give me a record, the chief executive of the Supreme Court ordered: next month is the month of engineering ban, the city management and the courtroom will take action, find some reasons, and put these troublemakers out Throw me in the detention center to reflect for a month."

"As long as you're a master engineer, you can't go wrong if you catch me first and then search. What should I do if I catch the wrong one? I'll go and apologize in person. Don't worry, just like there are no men who don't have sex, the world will not explode. Goblin, don't you be a dead gnome?"

"Second, is Brother Bea still in the detention center?"

"There are still three days in their detention."

Got an affirmative answer, I nodded with satisfaction,

"Bring some engineering parts to them tomorrow, they will definitely not be able to resist playing explosions in the detention center, then, we have a reason to lock them up for another month. The two top bombers in Brimstone City are not messing around outside, those engineering Without a leader, it would be much easier to outlaw the month."

After I finished speaking, I turned my head and left. The City Lord's Mansion was not far away, but I stopped again when I saw the mana storm that was blasted to the ground.

"Almost forgot. Third, when the death storm recovers from the 'fried chicken chop' state, tell him and Rowe, 'You two months' wages are gone, I don't care what you do in private, next time you'll be outside Saying that I am a member of the Supreme Court and discrediting the Supreme Court, I will..."

Speaking of this, I stopped for a while, these little dwarfs are naturally courageous, explosions and space travel are commonplace, what punishment can scare them? I couldn't help being a little embarrassed.

But Eliza said in my ear.

"Then let the two exchange all the engineering tools and finished products, let the goblin engineer use the gnome engineering supplies, and let the gnomes use the goblin props. Force them to make ten pieces of each other's engineering props."

Looking at this icy pretty face and listening to this silver bell-like voice, I couldn't help being stunned.

"It's worse to let them use this than to kill them. Goblin engineering and gnome engineering seem similar, but in fact they are completely different from principle to system, ten pieces? Maybe it will take a lifetime to build. It is also the most annoying to use yourself. It's really torture to study the theory I hate the most. But..."

I got a thumbs up. "Good idea, more and more like me."

Cough, get down to business. I chose to walk to the City Lord's Mansion because I also wanted to see the recovery of Sulphur Mountain City after the storm. Now that I have the time to stage a farce, I am very pleased.

Well, as the mastermind behind the scenes, I'm quite satisfied with the intelligence control capabilities of the "bystander" and the Thieves Guild of Sulphur Mountain City. At least, nothing has changed on the surface.

Yes, it's just on the surface. After this battle, the two dungeon overlords joined forces to attack, and only escaped back to the overlord himself.

"Let's be honest, you set up Nanxiang Law Academy, poached people from the Holy Church, and expanded the legal system more than three times at once. What are you going to do?"

Xiaohong is still recovering from her injuries. Margaret and Adam have been chatting and drinking tea in the city lord's mansion. Of course, they will sort out the recent gains casually, but as soon as I took my seat, Margaret took the lead in attacking.

"Hehe, those little girls are fighting to the death this time, trying their best to protect the citizens. I appreciate them very much. It's just that they are fully integrated into the judicial system. This is what they have hoped for for many years. Don't tell me you don't know."

I lifted the bone knife and carefully carved the black wooden staff in my hand.

After the trial, I became fascinated by woodcarving, which is a technical task and can't be distracted.

"truth?"

"It's too troublesome, I don't want to say it."

Margaret shook her head and sat back. The Lich had a conspiracy as always, but he didn't want to say, then, he couldn't ask.

Guess it? This fellow's mind is very mysterious. Many times it is obvious that he is doing something wrong, but in the future, it becomes a brilliant stroke. If he really intends to do something secretly, even the sages who have witnessed the whole process cannot guess.

Margaret once asked the other party, but got an inexplicable answer.

"Your way of thinking is too direct, like the magic war chess that you like to play. The chess players compete for the gains and losses of each piece, accumulating small wins to gain big wins. It seems to be grand, but in fact, the axe has a very obvious aura, and it is easy to be fooled by others. Seeing it through, it's down. And I'm a master of Go. I, the chess pieces are falling, and some wait patiently, don't fight for the slightest, and I'm a big dragon."

"Go? Is there such a chess game in the world? Is it a game that has disappeared from history?" Margaret also asked, but then, the Lich Roland always spoke to him.

"By the way, in a few days, I plan to build a branch, the Supreme Court of Caron City."

The city lord Hem of Caron City, in the attack a few days ago, had already died in the hands of Margaret's forbidden curse, and his Caron City naturally became a land without owners, and my meaning is obvious. .

"No wonder you expanded your staff? Are you planning to occupy Caron City?"

"Of course, it doesn't matter if you beat the boss and don't level up. You can't bear it if you can't find treasures. You don't even occupy the land, and you don't have a few beauties. It's not cool at all, and it will hit the streets."

Well, as usual, they just ignored my crazy talk, but I actually told the truth from mainstream opinion, but personally, it's enough to have fun and have fun, and tell a joke secretly. Le, let's have fun together when we have something to do while making trouble, every day, slap, kill, pretend to force and slap in the face.

Cough, it seems to be a string of words. If you can read it in one breath, you must have an amazing lung capacity.

Closer to home, I do intend to occupy the city of Caron, but it is not the so-called king and hegemony.

"On the one hand, the power of the law does need more faith, and on the other hand, we do need more bargaining chips. How are you going to deal with the troubles of the underground covenant?"

Hearing this, everyone was silent.

It is the common expectation of most underground ethnic groups that the coalition forces in the underground city counterattack the ground, and it has become an established fact. We were able to repel the alliance of the two overlords because they hurried to receive the news that the seal had been strengthened. They still use teleportation magic. There are only a small number of guards around them. Compared with their actual power, it may be less than eleven. At least, we have not seen the super powers under them.

And even if we can defeat the dungeon overlord, can we defeat the coalition of thousands of dungeon masters? I have learned a lesson that the torrent of "history" cannot be resisted, and I thought I could be a chariot, but in the end, I was often pushed over by the wheels unintentionally, and then pushed back.

When the two overlords refuse to give up, go back to fill up the army, or simply bring three or four hundred dungeon masters directly to the hardship, I am afraid that Sulphur Mountain City will become a fool who blocks cars, traces of history - ruins.

"Let me make an opinion. In fact, your thinking is too rigid. If you oppose them launching a war on the ground, you have to stand in the opponent's seat and fight with them? Diplomacy is always the opposite, and sooner or later you will be isolated. You are strong enough, and you can do it. It doesn’t matter if you walk in at any time. When Annie takes over, the enemies you have provoked and the resentment you have accumulated will explode together. Will she be able to resist?”

"What should I do then?" Margaret thought over and over again, but there was nothing she could do.

"Let's join them! Yes, join them. Now the top four are separated, half and half on both sides, and they can still maintain a barely balanced balance. If there is another overlord, guess what will happen?"

Adam was confused, but Margaret was thoughtful.

"Yes, we barely managed to win the two overlords, and naturally we have the qualifications to become overlords. There are only two overlords who came, and it has been proved that they are not monolithic inside, then, if we fall over there..."

"Yes, the leadership of the coalition is a rare commodity."

Inexplicably, I remembered that in my far hometown, there is a country, which is a newcomer among the five old-fashioned elites. In the process of growth, it constantly swayed left and right, reaping benefits, and still in the collective voting, with abstention and opposition. Disgusting other **, and eventually become a new generation of overlords.

"Also, I have a great gift, one that can turn the delicate balance at the moment into an unmanageable mess."

"what?"

"What kind of gift?"

I laughed complacently, and put the black wooden stick carved on my hand on the table.

"Artifact. The Scepter of Eternal Night. This is the highest artifact of the Ciro kingship of the undead empire. It is handmade by the Emperor of Eternal Night, and it is absolutely authentic. It is subject to inspection.