The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The holy city of Estedi is one of the most famous cities on the entire continent. It is famous for its long history and unique religious culture. Every day, countless pilgrims come to this capital of God, which is favored by the Holy Light.

Although the city is not too big, most of its citizens are priests. There are seven world-class cathedrals in a small city, and over a hundred small and medium-sized churches, all of which have a history. Monuments of value.

But on this mountain city built along the mountain, there is a famous step, that is, the famous holy ladder pilgrimage road, there are pilgrims walking along the road every moment, and there are countless gorgeous sculptures on both sides of the step , among them are ancient heroes, historical figures, and more, but they are mythical figures with strange shapes.

And more than three hundred years ago, there was a madman who used his personal power to turn this holy road of miracles into a road of blood, but he was not punished by God. Since then, the road of pilgrimage has become a road of blood. It has become a bloody road. Well, speaking of this, I am afraid everyone knows this is that.

This is the headquarters of the Holy Church, the city where the Holy Light first descended, and the place where everything began.

Walk along the famous white stone steps to the end. On the top of the mountain, the seemingly crumbling dilapidated building complex is the headquarters of the Church of the Holy Church. Bain Temple, the center of power in Greece.

In the past, pedestrians here walked slowly with their heads held high. The residents here seem to be born with proud capital, which is true in fact. The competition between theocratic and secular power is endless. in this era. Even a powerful lord would not dare to offend a regional bishop.

Can't say that there is an old man pastor who seems to be down and out on the road. Tomorrow you will be spotted by a certain bishop and become a member of a certain empire. Facts are more unreasonable than fiction. Such things have happened a lot, but today, everyone comes and goes in a hurry and speaks carefully, but they But he couldn't help but peek at the land surrounded by holy light.

"Hasn't it come out yet? All the cardinals have been in for so long"

It was around three o'clock this morning. The holy bell at the entrance of Bain Cathedral was rang. Within half an hour, all cardinals and senior members had to be on time for the meeting. Although the bell was not a wake-up call for an urgent war, the last discussion bell was It was more than twenty years ago.

Apparently something big happened. Even though there was nothing on the surface, many priests kept talking about it in private. When the high-level officials were busy in various conference rooms, all kinds of rumors below were already flying all over the sky.

"Couldn't it be the incident in the north, anyway, the rumors have spread. It will have a great impact on the reputation of the Church of the Holy Church."

"No way.

The oracle has confirmed that they are allies, does the Pope dare to violate the oracle? "

"Then what are you talking about? Is there any major event that all the adults will discuss. It's like before the Kathorn jihad twenty years ago."

The voice of the priest who spoke became smaller and smaller, and the cold sweat on his forehead kept dripping. For middle and lower class people like them, jihad is not good news.

Perhaps the loot and honor of the conquest will make the superiors ecstatic, and the glory of the jihad will make the fanatics do anything for it, but for ordinary church people, the jihad also means countless deaths. Before the honor is in hand, there must be a mountain of corpses, and perhaps there are not only those heretics, but also their own.

"Come out, come out!"

"It's His Majesty the Pope!"

Pope Karoma I in white robe just walked out of the church, the harmony of the past disappeared without a trace, his ashen complexion is undoubtedly the best announcement, all the people in the square spontaneously kept silent, and The cardinals and high priests who filed out from behind had different expressions, some were serious and silent, some were full of anger and flushed, of course, they also pretended to be serious, but in fact the corners of their mouths were unconscious. Feel uplifted.

According to ordinary people's point of view, the new Pope Karoma, who has just taken office, is already in his sixties, and he can be called an old man who has not had a long time. twenty years. As for where they all went afterwards, I am afraid that only the new pope will know.

Facing the questioning eyes of the crowd, Kagma was obviously in a bad mood, and had no intention of explaining nonsense, but directly tore up a golden scroll. The next moment, the thin old man turned into a huge sacred phantom, and the bust floated on the ground. In the air, the old man's whispers turned into thunder, and no one in the city could ignore the following declaration.

"Oros of the Bayer Empire colluded with the undead villains and sacrificed millions of people in Victoria Harbor. It is extremely evil. We passed the ruling and listened to the will of the gods. Here, on behalf of the gods, we ruled that Oros Moss Avery St. Milan is Heretic wretch, hereby revoking the word 'holy' from his royal family and adjudicating himself a heretic!"

The Pope took a deep breath, as if he was about to squeeze out the last bit of hesitation, then bit his lip, and made the most important declaration word by word.

"Evil is all around us. I, Kagmar I, declare a call in the name of the Pope. The jihad should be started. All those who believe in the Holy Light will fight for the Holy Light and justice, and become the sworn enemy of Oros' extremely evil ally."

There are not many words, but everyone who heard it was dumbfounded. The Bayer Empire is not a small country. The conflicting areas in the north are actually irrelevant. The super empire is the main force, but the emperor of the Bayer Empire has been ruled as heresy , when he was still in power, it was equivalent to the whole country being ruled as heresy.

The Bayer Empire was indeed not interested in the belief of the Holy Light before, but at least it maintained superficial respect. Expulsion of the Church of the Holy Church does not mean standing on the hostile side, and if the holy war is started at this time, it is equivalent to all believers in the Holy Light All will become the sworn enemies of the Bayer Empire.

Of course, this is theoretical. Facing a behemoth like the Bayer Empire, no one would declare war casually without sufficient interests. There is no more text.

And if there is a conflict of interest with it, such as the current country of mages. It can be righteous. Declare all-out war on Bayer.

And the worst is probably the other small countries around the Bayer Empire. If they were also part of the Holy Light camp, they would probably be forced to stand in line. If they chose to respond to the call of holy war, the army of the Bayer Empire would approach the city the next day.

After the declaration of the Church of the Holy Church is made, no matter what the reason is, at the moment when the Eternal Holy War is about to begin, all countries of mankind are likely to engage in an extremely cruel civil war, which is undoubtedly what most people do not want to see. But if Oros still stands with the undead emperors, it is very likely to become a reality.

And if this war happens, even Victoria Harbor, which has become a part of the plane of death, is not important anymore. In the war between superpowers, the death toll may exceed this incident.

"It's terrible. This is even more unacceptable than the jihad twenty years ago. The superpower was actually ruled as heresy! Is there going to be a world war?"

"How is it possible? The church may not be able to withstand this civil war. This is not the heyday of more than 400 years ago. The superpowers will not fight for the church."

But some people heard the voice of the pope's words.

"Is Oros just ruled as a heretic, and the time for the formation of the crusade army has not been determined."

Back then, the country of Lan was ruled as a heresy, and it was only the words of the emperor. There is no doubt that there is room for it, as long as the emperor goes out before the crusade army is formed. Naturally, the jihad with the goal of crusade against heresy became unnecessary, and the time and founder of the crusade army were not immediately determined, which undoubtedly left room for a time limit.

"I'm afraid this is also a means of differentiation, forcing the nobles of the Bayer Empire to rebel against the emperor, but it is really hard to say how much effect it can play given the situation in which Oros dominates the country."

Two days later, when the news reached the Bayer Empire, even though the official channels had done timely public opinion control, it still caused great disturbances, but it is a pity that the position of emperor of Oros is still as stable as before, and those who dare to resist him The lord was killed by him ten years ago, and all the power is in his hands. Even if the ambitious man is still there, what can he do.

But some things are difficult to suppress for a long time. There are also many hidden believers of the Holy Light in the Bayer Empire. I am afraid that the old emperor must pay attention to his own safety when going out.

Dressing up as the old emperor still does what he should do every day, eat as he eats and sleep as he sleeps, so that those who know the inside have to admire his psychological quality. When the Bayer Empire was calm on the surface, those who came from the plane of death were the most panicked. High-level undead.

"How could there be such a strong reaction? It's completely different from what I expected."

Perhaps it was the events in the north that damaged the prestige of the Holy Church and the pope himself, which made him eager to restore it. Perhaps he felt that the tragedy in Victoria Harbor was too insane, and the decision made by the pope was sudden and strong, as if still When the two players had just started playing poker, and they were still trying to come and go, one of them threw away all his chips for the stud showdown without hesitation, which completely exceeded his opponent's expectations.

The cardinals who were summoned did not expect the pope to be so radical, let alone those visitors from other planes. Their "cooperation" with Oros has just begun, and most of the plans have not yet been launched. Fierce backlash from society and the Church of the Gods.

In their expectation, the pope at this time should take the overall situation into consideration, and most likely, while condemning, he would send spies and diplomats to collect intelligence slowly, trying to make major events smaller and smaller, instead of taking risks at the beginning. With the risk of a superpower civil war, fight to the death.

"Damn, is the pope crazy? Did we dig his grave or something."

"No! Speed ​​up all the plans, otherwise the Undead Emperor will tear us down!"

And on the first day when countries are about to be shocked by the Pope's announcement, we have already reached the border between the two countries, and we are leisurely preparing to enter this country.

When Xiaohong slapped the provocative idiot away, the boss of the other mercenary group made a move and was slapped away again. As a result, the dispute between the two sides became more and more serious, and finally turned into a blood feud... Okay. The above are all casual Mouth, basically impossible to happen.

The mercenaries who go out to make a living are not the fools and extras in the novels of knights. If they formed a big grudge just by probing and offending people they shouldn't, then this mercenary group that keeps causing troubles would not survive today.

Especially when the two big mercenary groups are led by the head of the group. This situation has not been eye-watering. It is also too outrageous.

"Cassandra of the silver rank was slapped away. That ranger is at least the gold rank."

"...Even the leader of the Eagles, Jost, was slapped away with a slap, and even the epic magic weapon Xingyun Sword was taken empty-handed. The leader is a weapon master with many battles, golden rank? You said that black-haired one Women only have the golden rank?."

"Legendary? No, Captain Jost has also fought against legendary fighters, and he didn't lose that badly. That means that woman is at least a fighter of the holy rank. Who is that young master for such a young holy rank?"

The young master was referring to the young sorcerer who drank tea and chatted as a whole. The profession of a mage relies on accumulated knowledge, other professions can be accelerated, and it is basically unrealistic to become a mage quickly, and the gleaming blue mage robe not only shows that he is rich, but also proves that he is very careful about his own safety. confidence.

The mercenaries are not without eyesight. They have long discovered that the silver coin mercenary group is dominated by young people who are loafing as a whole. Coupled with the outstanding performance of other members of the group, there are rumors that a son of a certain country's nobleman is traveling with a dog leg, a maid, and a concubine. up.

Coupled with the nonsense additions from the idlers, the rumor became more and more true, and the Storm Eagle became a loyal butler. Cohen became a handyman, and the half-dragon became a funny clown. Lilith in a cloak was treated as a bodyguard mage, and the two elves became elf slaves that only noble families could afford. A direction of use is given.

"Hey, this guy even stays with you in the carriage during the day, so absurd, obscene, really enviable and infuriating."

"Those elves and catgirls always get on the bus, and it takes a few hours to go up, and that kid is not afraid of weak feet."

Cough, that dirty smile is so obvious, but at least they still have some brains, and they didn't count Xiaohong who is at least a holy rank, and they are still regarded as bodyguards, otherwise, when the "dragon majesty" erupts, these guys will all change. Into coke is sure.

Those behind-the-scenes discussions that were deliberately kept quiet were no secrets in front of us. As a result, after pointing at the only stupid cat that was "guessed correctly" and rolling all over the floor with a smile, two more tooth marks caused by canine teeth appeared on the head.

Closer to home, no matter how speechless the process was, at least the two large mercenary regiments reached a consensus not to offend this traveling young nobleman. Since the other party wants to play games, they should play with him all the way.

Proof of strength, of course everything is easy to talk about, I wonder if I can see that the mercenaries of the sun tomorrow are very realistic, they come out to fight for money and finally ask for money, profit is more important than honor, before making troubles is for face, there is no face in this business Jin Zi, the reason for calming down now is for the sake of Lizi, and it is obviously tantamount to death if he continues to cause trouble. Moreover, it is a good thing to have a powerful "mercenary group" that does not divide commissions.

"Anyway, it's just young people playing for fun, don't take it too seriously. And if you really offend the nobles, it will be a trouble."

Afterwards, the two team leaders took the initiative to come to apologize, not to mention, and often a few high-level executives would come over to chatter about family affairs and make connections, but in my opinion, finding out our family background and origin is the primary purpose, and taking advantage of the opportunity to poach people is the most important thing. core motivation.

As for their actions, I ignored them without hesitation. The bastards under me would be safer if they had someone to play with.

But soon, I regretted it. Even though that Yost guy was good at work, but he obviously couldn't speak, and he just insisted on pulling us to make daily routines. It was really uncomfortable.

"Quack, where did you talk about last time? By the way, it's the joke left over from last time. Why do undead build houses with one less room than other races? You can't guess it, uncle will tell you. It's the toilet! They don't even have food. I haven’t eaten at all, the toilet at home must be a display. Hahaha.”

"Xingyun Sword" obviously has the appearance of a rough and bold uncle, but he said a cold joke that is not funny at all. None of us can laugh, but his other colleagues laughed twice, squeezed out a little laughter, which is considered to be coping passed.

"Your regiment leader doesn't have a brain problem, does he? Maybe Xiaohong beat him up the day before yesterday."

Heloise's mouth was full of venom, but her words unexpectedly received wry smiles and nods from everyone on the other side.

"The leader is good at everything, but the humor cell is a little weird. Anyway, we don't expect it to think, so everyone should laugh, or it will be endless."

The one who spoke in a low voice was a young mage from Gacadier, who was also the staff officer of this mercenary group, but at this moment, he could only look at his boss with a helpless wry smile.

But right now, it seemed that he realized that his joke hadn't achieved the expected effect, and when he turned his eyes, Jost, the master of cold jokes, had released a new joke.

"Do you know that the undead's house is the best place to eat? Well, it must be the cleanest place in their house, because there is no need for it, there is the toilet, hahaha,"

Well, I don't know why he likes toilets and undead jokes so much, but from the displeased expressions on Lilith and Heloise's faces when they looked at him, I knew this guy was guilty.

After all, these two are undead, and they probably still have the function of eating normally, and most of them can also use the bathroom. Should it be said that if you don't die, you won't die?

Seemingly realizing that the audience was in the wrong mood, the guy shook his head and came up with a new joke.

"By the way, have you heard the story of the dragon slayer and the dungeon? Once upon a time, there was a stupid red dragon, and he was too full once."

This time it was the turn of a certain long-haired woman to grind her teeth. Listening to this cold joke and looking at the dead emperor in front of me, I finally laughed.

"Let me tell you a joke. Once upon a time, there was a fool who talked about slaying dragons in front of the dragon clan, and told dirty jokes in front of the undead, and then there was nothing else."

And when we were entering the Bayer Empire, the Pope's declaration of war spread throughout the world the next day, and the Rags royal family, who are devout believers in the Holy Light, decided to respond to the church's call and declare war on Bayer after repeated hesitation. .

That is, one day later, when the news from all parties was conveyed, the Bayer Empire and the Rags Kingdom officially became belligerent countries.

And at this time, before we knew it, we were in this Largosian caravan, planning to enter the Bayer Empire to make a fortune.

[System prompt: Don't worry, the emperor of death will always be your title. Friendly reminder, you better go to the Temple of the God of Destiny to change your luck. ] (to be continued...)

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