The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"I do not want to grow up……"

Every child has had the idea that adults cannot understand what children say, and the world in their eyes is colorful and completely different from real adults.

There are always scary monsters hiding under the bed. Grandma Black Wolf will come out after dark. The story of Dragonfly and White Rabbit will continue tomorrow. If you sneak around and close your eyes, the elf living in the boots will help you with the annoying homework, and you will be rewarded Just a vegetable juice that didn't taste good at all.

In their eyes, the end of the world is just a topic for grown-ups, tonight’s lunch is disgusting celery, Mary next door bought another doll, Xiao Hei in the blacksmith shop is very annoying and was beaten up by his father, The "important things" in the world of these children are the most important issues.

But children always grow up to be adults. When they become parents, they will take the love story of grasshopper and hamster they heard in childhood as a joke, and throw the past clay figurines and dolls into the storage room.

Childhood is often beautiful, but people are destined to grow up. The treasures that were placed in the treasure box in the past will eventually be regarded as garbage occupying the storage space by themselves.

But some people are destined to have no childhood, such as Amyla Milan.

"I want a playmate..."

The craziest personality comes from a lonely heart. When she finds that the adults around her are full of dirty thoughts and desires, and even the little friends are marionettes sent by the adults to fight for their interests, the little princess closes herself. Inside, I refuse to grow up.

"No, no, no, no!"

The girl who hated being grown up erected a thick wall to protect her heart. Lonely and persistently living alone in his own fortress domain. If someone insists on approaching. The poisonous thorns would take his life in an instant. Yes, from the very beginning, she was the sleeping beauty in the fairy tale, the princess who spent the long years in deep sleep.

Everything originates from the soul, magic is the embodiment of the soul, and children's fantasies are the most cruel and dreamy when the years pass. The little princess returned to the world in the form of a witch. The dreamy forest like a fairy tale dream is Amyra's state of mind and home, but it also reveals her essence.

Under the purest coincidence, Amyra's body turned into her own fairy tale kingdom, and as the creator, she had a miracle of what she wanted, and then everything happened like this.

"Want family..."

The past obsessions made her hate complicated human beings, and pure plants are her best friends who are willing to open her heart, while plants without wisdom are too simple,

The inability to communicate still cannot alleviate the loneliness that comes from the bottom of my heart. Thus, the Wood Spirit Clan was born.

"Men are not to be trusted. Adults are not to be trusted either..."

What happened to her adoptive mother and herself (it was all Roland's fault!) is the best explanation, and because of her natural ability, the dirty desires of men are almost in front of Amyla, she always feels that men are dead It's better, as for women... if the mask of friendliness and respect is torn off, the jealousy of women will make her even more disturbed.

What Roland has been unable to figure out is that the witch Amyra is actually very good to children, especially little girls, but now it seems that only little girls will not have evil thoughts. As for little boys? Thinking that the other party will eventually grow into a stinky man like Roland, Amyla has the urge to feed him to human flowers.

The Creator is so willful, but after she controls the root of this plane, she has the ability to turn her whimsy into reality. Therefore, because of Amyra's choice, the true appearance of this race is Rosa Such a girl.

The huge plant giant and the three-meter-high treant are just reinforced shells controlled by them. The real body is buried in the huge torso. All girls... The race of the young girls is incredible, but this forest is also... In the future, it has become a holy place in the minds of some people.

When I came into contact with that lake, countless memories and fantasies flooded into my mind, and a gentle voice echoed in my mind, which was the Creator’s blessing to this world and its people. People instinctively feel warmth and comfort.

"Children, my first gift is the virtue of humility (), humility leads to progress, and understanding of one's own deficiencies makes one day complete. Children, as a reward for humility, I bestow upon you the wisdom to learn the virtues of other beings, And absorb the power to evolve by imitating the unique skills of other life forms."

The radiance of blessings reverberates over the woodland, and under the blessing of the mother, every wood spirit has the innate ability to learn at a high speed.

"Children, my second gift is the virtue of generosity (), the sweet fruit will be even sweeter after being shared. And as a reward for learning generosity, I will bestow on you the ability to connect your mind. Under my protection, no one can Cut off the psychic link between you. And the forest will be your most trusted ally."

For wood spirits, words are not necessary. They have inherited part of Amyra's ability to communicate, and it is enough to communicate with the same race and plants.

"Children, my third gift is virtue and chastity (), a pure maiden does not need adult pollution, pure love does not need carnal pollution, beautiful love is the sweetest candy. And as a reward for learning chastity , I will bestow on you the self-willedness to remain young forever, and if you are really captured by the love spell and intend to leave the fruit of pure love, you can also abandon the boring relationship between the sexes and give birth to offspring in the unique way of the descendants of the forest."

This, I can't comment on it... probably someone's cleanliness, after that, countless books appeared just to study the reproduction method of wood spirits.

"Children, my fourth gift is virtue tolerance (), please learn to understand the hardships and hardships of others. Blind disputes will only lead to more troubles, and a peaceful mind will make you a real winner. And as Learn the reward of tolerance, I will give you the luck of the immortal, no one can take your soul from me, as long as you are under my protection, death is just a short dormancy."

The war with the undead has proved this point. In this forest, they are truly immortal.

The mystery of the evolution of wood spirits was revealed. The Seven Virtues are the path of Amyra's soul. And the blessings from the seven virtues allowed her children to evolve to this point in a short period of time.

But at this time, Amyra can only complete four blessings. The remaining "temperance", "diligence", and "patience" she does not have the ability to complete, otherwise the wood spirit clan will have become a truly independent and complete race, and there is no need to be trapped in this world.

There is no mother who does not expect her child to be a kind and healthy child. Amyra's open heart has turned into the best blessing of the Creator. The wood spirits have grown to this point according to the mother's wishes. The purpose of calling me here is probably It is also instinctively asking me for help.

"...It seems that this time I will lose a lot."

Gently stroke Sleeping Beauty's face. The silky skin is abnormally soft, and there are tears in the corners of the eyes. The frail appearance of the crazy witch in the past makes people unconsciously feel affection.

Sit cross-legged beside her bed, close your eyes, and open your heart to the world.

I know what I can do from the fantasy I just obtained. Now, I will continue the unfinished race blessing of Amyra, let this new race break away from the support of the mother, and truly exist in the world independently. It is even possible to travel in various planes in the near future.

"Temperance? Diligence? Patience? I'm sorry. I don't have any, Amyra. If you want, I will use my own way to give those children my blessing. It is not enough to just dote on children, your education The method is obviously too extreme, and a creation that is too pure will easily perish.”

The lake emits a little bit of fluorescence, and the will of the world that is being connected is turned into the light of the root. After obtaining the authority of the power of creation, and after obtaining an acceptable answer, I gave my "blessing", perhaps, it should be called a curse. Appropriate.

"The blessing of temperance ()? Sorry, I only have the curse called gluttony () here, but please don't ignore the help of eating for growth. A strong body is the cornerstone of everything. Children, when you accept my gift, have You who have endless appetites will have the privilege of taking root in the earth, asking for the milk of the earth, and devouring other living and non-living things to heal damage and re-evolve.”

When the light of the roots flickered, the wood spirits who had gone further on the evolutionary path became a little stronger, and there were a few more roots and tails on their backs, which were prepared to take root in the earth. Their ugly The reinforced shell has dozens of tentacles. From then on, if a wood spirit is seriously injured, she can take root in the ground and quickly recover herself. A taboo ultimate move that is only allowed to save life.

"The blessing of diligence ()? Heh, I only have the curse called laziness () here. Diligence sounds good, but entering other people's lives with too much enthusiasm will also cause trouble for others. Don't let others disturb your rhythm, Gan Stay lazy, you who are used to indifference don't need the approval of others, your will will be as solid as a rock, no fantasy can hinder your self-improvement, your mind will be as strong as steel, and you can live forever just by being single."

When the original light flickered again, the wood spirits' eyes shone with silver light. From then on, they would become natural enemies of illusionists and psychological abilities, and spiritual magic such as silence, fear, and shock would be ignored by them.

"Blessing of patience ()? Humph, this is the one I laugh at the most among all the virtues. Is patience just a virtue? What I present to you is a curse called wrath. Why do you have to be patient if you don't like it?" , the ability to treat the unrighteous is just a kind of connivance, at this time, you should punch him hard! Accept my gift, this is the blessing from the raging dog."

After the original light flickered again, the wood spirits gained the power to strengthen themselves with emotions, and spikes grew on their armor for collision. After the brute force of the earth increased again, no life was willing to fight these seemingly weak little people close to hand.

"By the way, it's time to give you a name... how about wood spirits. The wood of trees, the spirit of the spirit of all things."

When the seven "blessings" are complete, when the "true name" is determined, the creation of the "wood spirit" is finally completely completed, and the dream forest that was still shining just now suddenly dims, and her children go to sleep and grow their bodies. It's time, so, she's dark.

"Thank you, father of my clan."

"Wait! Don't call me that, hey, hey, don't sleep, speak clearly, you will die!"

But my words were not answered. The wood spirits including the three virtues were all entangled into balls by the roots that suddenly protruded from the forest, and then slowly dragged into the ground. The enchanted forest and its residents fell into dormancy. The final sharpening will be done there.

But for me, the work is not finished, it should be said that the most troublesome has just begun.

Emira opened her heart to these little guys to grow up, but she obviously lacked experience in war-related struggles, and her soul fell into a deep sleep. She could only let the wood spirits grow up instinctively during the battle, but this was obviously a bit slow. And the way of fighting relies too much on instinct. If it weren't for his immortality and the opponent's lack of high-level combat power, he might have already been captured by the army of undead.

But the undead is not invincible, this plane has hundreds of spells and props for the undead.

I have already seen two old acquaintances. Although I have always dominated them all the time, they are all undead lords accumulated for thousands of years. In terms of seniority or my seniors, they are still my collaborators in name. It will be bad, the strength is not low, and the undead secrets we know are countless, our opponents are not easy to deal with.

But who am I? The former emperor of the undead, when it comes to the understanding of undead arms and undead powerhouses, I absolutely do not believe that there is anyone in this world who surpasses me. Since Amyra has opened up her experience to let these children grow up, I will not be stingy.

All that needs to be done now is to let go of the mind, share past combat experience through the psychological link of the wood spirit, and make interventions and suggestions for its evolution, or simply improve combat effectiveness, or carry out targeted reforms on the undead army, although It is unrealistic for the wood spirits to evolve again in a short period of time, but there is still room for improvement in the forest's geographical defense line, enchanted plants, the strengthened shell of the wood spirits, and the innovation of fighting methods and thinking.

"...You are so kind. Since the roots of all the trees are from your side, why are there no stumbling lines that suddenly formed? Also, don't put key facilities and residences on the ground, it's too unsafe. Be careful of large-scale magic and assassins, how good is the wide underground."

"Come on, since the other party is an undead, believe in the Holy Light with me. Don't worry, you don't need true faith, let me teach you how to fool that divine power server. Come on, first learn how to praise the Holy Light while cursing the God of Holy Light, "

"Be careful of the corrosive breath of bone dragons, it is the natural enemy of plants, so we have to prepare a net specially used to catch dragons. Although they are huge, they are actually much weaker in controlling their bodies than living dragons , Perception is extremely poor, we can use traps to deal with these blind people."

There is too little information about the war in Amyra's database, but there is too much on my side. Soon, even in their deep sleep, the wood spirits who have gained combat experience and information began to propose new suggestions and plans, so , In the night, the entire forest also started its own evolutionary journey.

I'm afraid that when the undead come here again, they will be pleasantly surprised when facing an opponent who has completely changed beyond recognition.

And when I finished all this, I also stood up and moved my body covered with leaves and vines, maybe those silly children thought that this would prevent me from catching a cold.

It seemed that she had a good dream, and before she knew it, there was still a smile on the corner of Sleeping Beauty's mouth.

"... To become a complete will of the plane, you need enough sacrifices and soul replenishment, so you still can't wake up now? Well, it seems that soon those sacrifices will automatically come to your door."

At the other end of the horizon, the black-painted legion is gathering. After a little estimation, when the troops gather to a certain extent, a new war will break out before dawn.

"Sleep peacefully, for the sake of these little things, I will prepare enough sacrifices for you." (To be continued...) ()