The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The Garden of Thorns, Amyra's century-old store on Jingshi Street, is no longer recognizable as it used to be.

It was a cute hut under the decoration of a small forest. The huts and tree houses together formed a three-dimensional building complex. Large vines and big trees supported the skeleton of the building, and the green grass became a natural floor. Busy back and forth The cute little wood spirits have become hardworking shop assistants, and the tall reinforced shell trees have become guards. The completely non-mainstream decoration style has already attracted many customers outside the store.

"Thank you for your patronage! Welcome again."

Sitting at the cashier's seat, Rosa was busy and sweaty, but she always greeted the satisfied customers with smiles.

The little wood spirits running around are performing their duties as shopping guides with enthusiastic smiles, and from time to time there are female mages and apprentices who come to hear the news, screaming "too cute!" and "let me hug you" .

"Yesterday was clearly a ruin!"

Gold tooth's murmur made me look back at the group of troublemakers who asked me to go to the security station to lead people, and at the elves who were busy, so I began to seriously consider throwing them into the trench or sending them to the sky with a rocket possibility.

Why is there such a big gap between this person and the others? Looking at the little wood spirits, I couldn't help nodding in satisfaction, but I just approached the store...

"Ah, Father, you are back."

As soon as Rosa spoke, everyone's eyes turned to me. The surprise and shock in it made people feel a little uncomfortable.

"dad!!"

"Dad, Xiaohong 232 is working hard, have you seen that?"

"Father. There is a lot of turnover today."

The little wood spirits ran over happily, bouncing around to show their merits to me, and then everyone looked at me more and more unfriendly...  

If you don't count the strange plant parts on the body, the appearance of the wood spirit is quite similar to that of an elf's young girl. I am afraid that before the news of the birth of this strange new race spread, most people still thought it was just a girl dressed in a natural style. Elf girls, but some sharp-eyed observers discovered the difference between them and elves. But this time it may not be a good thing....

"He actually let such a young daughter go to work, what a scum."

"Look carefully. Some elves' ears are not pointed, they must be of mixed blood.

The number of these daughters is not enough for ordinary scum to describe. How many elves did this bastard attack? "

"Ghost father? It's so enviable!"

"There is a number? A daughter with more than three digits? Wow. Super scum."

"Double emblem of endless truth? Even if he is a super mage, the fact that he is a scum cannot be denied."

Although there are strange things mixed in, my reputation has somehow developed to a strange place, and at this time, how could the system forget to jump out and throw trouble again.

[The prestige system is triggered again, Eiroin Dante (Carol): reveres 20000/20000 (the prodigal son turns back) to transform into a faction, and becomes Arroin Dante: respects 168/50000 (the prodigal son never turns back), congratulations to the host Obtained the new title "Professional Ghost Father", which increases the attractiveness to young girls after being equipped. Saying "Uncle took you to see the goldfish" classic invitation has an increased success rate, but at the same time it will arouse extreme disgust among adult women. System prompt: Don't always blame other people for cheating you, you are the source of infection of the gentleman virus! 】

Finally, Ka Luo made up a story to restore her reputation, which was twisted 180 degrees again. My reputation seems to be destined to become more and more strange, but when I want to cry but have no tears, a certain cheerful girl who has always been very good suddenly jumps out to make up for it.

"Father, my mother will be very happy when she sees that you have managed her shop so well."

Mother? The original owner of this store? Amyra! moment. I knew I was done.

"Whoa, my angel!"

"Heaven kills scum!"

"Don't pull me. Let me fight with that scum, nothing can stop my revenge, even if he is a truth-level mage, even if he is an old monster more than two hundred years ago, even if he casually It can crush us to death, and a casual sentence can make us fail forever... Hey, don't let go, don't be so realistic, just hold me."

It should be said that there is an official support team. As a super popular teacher, Angel Amyra's false reputation is probably more famous than her poor management, and because of her extreme preference for female students, her fans are both male and female. Now there are people who vomit blood on street corners, and I don’t know how many people desperately want to find me. It’s really enviable... Speechless.

But at the moment when everyone pointed at me, I could only helplessly look at the little Rosa who didn't know what I had done, and was still smiling.

"Sure enough, the pink hair is all black when cut."

"Rosa is not black. It is the duty of the daughters to look after the father for the mother who is not at home, and not let him mess with women."

Well, this calm and bright smile made me wonder how to fix her. It's not the group of bastards behind me. They are rough-skinned and can withstand practice. Just find a goblin cannon and shoot it out. If I am right If Rosa did this, she might be charged with child abuse again.

In the end, I could only shake my head helplessly, and carried this little troublemaker into the room. As for the clamor of "ghost father" and "lolicon" behind me, I just pretended I didn't hear it Bar.

As for my reputation? Forget it, don't count on it, anyway, I didn't meet a girl when I was studying here, so it's probably the same this time. Since it is zero eggs anyway. It doesn't matter how bad the reputation is...I don't think I have any regrets, and I definitely don't want to be a teacher because I can't pretend to be a mature person according to expectations, and go to those ignorant female students. Blood dripping from the bottom of my heart.

As for the unwilling tears in the corner of his eyes? That is definitely an illusion.

"Forget it, forget it, this is life."

[Ninety-nine percent of it is you asking for it. 】

"It's all self-inflicted."

Well, the rants about the system and the dead cat came as expected, should we be grateful? At least the system is still more optimistic about me.

[Don't worry, according to the logic of the system, there is no absolute in everything. There's at least some chance of chance, albeit a lot of places below the decimal point. Need me to do the math for you? 0.000...]

"Shut up. Stop rubbing salt in the wound"

Putting all those things behind me, I am very interested in some things.

"What are you selling now? The goods I ordered should not have arrived yet. You are not in the service industry like Elf Coffee House, are you?"

Yes, that's the weirdest thing. The workshop in the suburbs has just been successfully acquired, Emira's laboratory has been turned into ruins, and the ordered magic mechanics products are not ready yet. How did this little girl start a popular shop.

"Although my mother is not good at management, her research level is indeed worthy of the emblem of truth. Among those who need it, various products are actually very popular, but the pricing and quantity of goods are extremely unreasonable. For example, magic plant seeds It is very capable in actual combat, and it is a very popular product. As a result, my mother actually priced the seeds that cost less than ten gold coins at 15,000 gold coins. Good things with a low price are always sold out, but in fact there is not much profit, and my mother is too lazy to replenish the goods."

Hearing this, I almost understood. In fact, what Amyla lacks is not research results. As a top expert in plants, how could she lack research results, but a trustworthy (mainly Amyla herself trusts) financial expert. Her pricing is completely based on her own preferences, that is, she puts the by-products of her research on the shelves at random prices. The establishment of research projects never considers the possible rewards, so how can it be profitable.

"That is, you just repriced those items that were in stock."

"In addition, we have also used our new technology to carry out enchanting and variety improvement. We have also added our wood spirit products. It was so popular when it just opened today, and it is more because everyone has opened up the store that has been closed for a long time. Accumulated demand. And the new customers after that should come after hearing the news.”

Looking at the eloquent little financial expert in front of me, I really feel that Amyra is going to learn from others. With her help and my special commodity reserves, maybe this century-old company that is famous for its poor management Stores, you can reach the top ten sales of the Tower of Clouds this year, and challenge those thousand-year-old stores of large organizations.

Is it abnormal for a mage to open a shop? It seems that it is wrong for academic experts to be obsessed with money, but sometimes there is a gap between reality and ideals. Since learning and researching new magic requires a lot of money and resources, even a golden mountain can be eaten up if you can’t make it. Learn to make money, but also learn to spend money.

Low-level mages have the earning channels of low-level mages. They can copy magic scrolls and sell them, and they can also work for middle-level and high-level mages. If you fail, you will lose all your money. If you don’t know how to manage and manage money, you will sooner or later become a person with negative equity like Amyra.

In fact, just like scientific researchers in a certain world, the research results of mages are easily converted into golden coins, which can be used to recharge weapons and equipment, make cannon fodder familiars, sell alchemy potions, research and develop new weapons and equipment, Civilian transformation of various technologies is an easy money-making business.

For example, I know that there are many summoning spellcasters in a magic guild named "Dark Dance Party". They are especially good at taming monsters. It has captured more than 70% of the market share, which is a long-term and lasting source of income.

A mage who is good at enchanting opens an enchanting shop. Alchemists are not short of money. If you are good at making magic items and equipment, if you are a magician who monopolizes some technology or industry, you can count your money lying down.

Even if you don’t know anything, you can always be a mercenary when you cast spells. You can earn a lot by copying high-level magic scrolls. As long as you use a little snack, stop researching to make money when you have no money, and you will basically not starve to death.

Well, let’s hack Amyra again here. As the holder of the Emblem of Infinite Truth, she has monopolized the top technology of plant-related magic technology. It is super weird that she can get mixed up to this point.

And right now, with the help of Rosa, a little helper, I don't have to worry about the store. I was worried about whether those bastards could handle the reception well...

Now, since I have nothing to worry about, I can also devote my energy to product preparation and development, but my goal has never been as simple as just opening a store and making money. (to be continued)

ps: I did plan to update it last night, but it was postponed if I was not satisfied with the writing, and there will be an update today. ()