The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Because the material I presented was very powerful one day, the speech was very successful and attracted countless eyeballs. On the second day, my Great Industrial Party headquarters had countless applicants, and it instantly became the top organization in the Cloud Tower. ...that is clearly impossible!

The development of reality is often completely contrary to expectations. Even though the advertisements have been flying all over the sky, maybe it is because of the mage's cautiousness as always, or simply the past notoriety is too impressive, the number of signups yesterday afternoon is still zero.

Instead, there is an extra active supervisor who comes to the door actively, unwelcome, and...

"I'll keep an eye on you!"

Don't get me wrong, this is not a confession, but the police yelling at the suspect for justice. She decided to bring the criminal to justice at all costs. .

As a result, the Great Industrial Party with few members actually had an extra resident internal supervisor. This is a treatment only available to large organizations with more than a thousand people. Permanent presence of dispatched discipline inspectors.

And now the mage organizes the Great Industrial Party...well, I know this is awkward, well, all the industries under this organization are the Thorn Garden, so she checks the accounts every day when she has nothing to do... .How can that be!

As a qualified businessman whose goal is to pursue profit (it is destined not to be very legal), at least three copies of account books are required, one is for taxpayers to check, one for yourself, and one It was forced to die, and it was taken out to abandon the pawn to protect the car.

According to the laws of the country of mages, the country of mages can collect one-tenth of the tax for any transaction in the country. This tax is really not light. Generally, private transactions are also very careful to avoid taxation. Our fake accounts are also doing very well, but...

"What? She took the workshop's delivery list to compare the inventory, and directly checked the quantity that was not in the warehouse to count it as a sale? This is completely against the most basic tax regulations!"

"Do you think it is legal and compliant to make false accounts?"

"Of course, are there any businessmen in this world who don't make false accounts?!"

"...At least merchants of the royal family don't have to do it."

Heloise thought for a while, but in the end she still couldn't remember that in her long life, there was a businessman who didn't make false accounts. Finally, she hesitated to tell her memories. At least when she was a princess, the royal family's vassal merchants seemed to be honest.

"That's because they don't have to pay taxes at all! The taxes will go into their pockets as subsidies!"

My roar echoed through the room,

No matter which world it is, state-owned enterprises and official backgrounds are good ways to make money. The advantages in taxation, financing, credit, etc. are definitely not comparable to private companies that have been reformed.

But that's not the point...

"There are twelve kinds of goods that are not on the tax declaration list. There are at least 400 transactions that are not on the ledger records. In less than a week, more than 50,000 gold coins have been evaded. The fake accounts are flawless. Just look at the paper and there are no flaws. I It is suspected that he was born in a business family."

See the 52452 gold coins owed on the tax owed on that form. There are more than 20,000 expected fines, my heart is bleeding, this is all my hard-earned money (big mistake)

"Hmph, is this turning a corner and boasting about my inspection ability?"

This is a world-leading fake account technology, but unfortunately, it was still exposed. If I knew she would go crazy to check the warehouse and count points one by one for a whole day, I should have turned my face and refused to let her in.

"No, I'm telling the truth. Although your bill is simple, the mathematical skills in it are probably far beyond the level of ordinary mages. I even doubt whether you are a professional counterfeiter. That's why I only use very Only by using regular methods can you find your problem."

"...that is to say, it's not because 'you have a problem, I'll check you', but 'because you must have a problem, so I will investigate to the end no matter what', you know, you have already violated The most basic code of conduct for a law enforcement officer - the presumption of innocence!"

Even though the other party was bewildered and didn't seem to know about it, although it had nothing to do with me, the inexplicable unhappiness of seeing the law enforcement officers here still made me stern.

"Crack!"

But what surprised me was that Shirley tore up the tax inspection form directly, and immediately sprinkled it, and the next moment, there were shredded papers all over the floor.

"I don't intend to threaten you, but I just want to ask one thing. Please answer me honestly."

"......whats the matter?"

Since I've been busy all day scratching my sore foot, it's definitely not a trivial question to ask, but it's a matter of urgency. …

"Why are you still in a daze? Why don't you help me destroy the evidence and reinstall the warehouse for me! Also, disrupt the order of loading, re-do the ledger, and get caught again, and the fine will be deducted from your wages .”

Well, to avoid being caught with the same painful foot next time, deal with the aftermath first, as for Shirley's contemptuous eyes, just ignore it, and then...

"Since you asked so sincerely, I will listen to you."

After hesitating for a long time, Shirley gritted her teeth, and finally asked.

"Are you my real grandfather?"

"puff!"

The tea in the mouth of the bystanders watching the play turned into a fountain, and even the dead cat knocked over her milk basin.

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Due to the astonishing revelation of a certain female mage, everyone turned their backs on their backs. It was already ten minutes after the room was cleaned up, and during this process, my mind was blank.

"I'm going, is this being asked for alimony? Or was it blackmailed? Suddenly being hugged and called father? I didn't participate in any elections. This plot is wrong. I don't even have a wife. Why did a granddaughter pop up again? .”

Shirley Alan, human (at least in appearance), golden rank, exact age is unknown, born as a wild mage, specializing in prophecy and rune spells, if you only look at the information, there is no special background, came to this He was already a silver-rank mage when he was in the city of mages, and he should be regarded as a typical self-reliant mage.

I don't think a woman like her would need to "admit a thief as a father". Use this kind of thing to build relationships. on the contrary. When she asked that question, she had a disgusted expression as if she was saying "how could my relative be this person", which is still fresh in people's memory.

And soon, her explanation became even more difficult to let go.

According to the place of birth, she was a Bair, but she was actually born an orphan and was taught magic by a giant dragon. Later, she worked as an adventurer in Bayer, and during the period when Oros became an official mage, a large number of adventure groups were forcibly incorporated, and she finally chose to leave

"...Byer became an official mage more than twenty years ago, so Ms. Shirley has at least four... ahhh!"

As expected of my disciple, he is keen, and immediately found the point that I am also very concerned about, and said it first, but it seems that Shirley's actions are also very fast. That kick hit the opponent's ankle, fast, precise and ruthless. It hurts to look at it, making people wonder if she is also a part-time monk.

After looking at the hapless Cohen who was trampled on his toes, covered his feet and yelled in pain, I secretly thanked myself that my mouth was a step slower, and then lamented that this kid is still not sophisticated enough, and even if he has doubts about some words, he can't face to face Say it out, isn't this an act of death?

"Even female mages are also women. The topic of age, I have never talked with Heloise and Amyra. It is a dead end. By the way, Amyra should still be in three digits." , the words of the princess of the Great Elf Empire, could it be a five-digit number? Pfft, it’s really old...Ahhhhhh, it hurts! Dead cat, don’t catch it! Damn it! I forgot to turn off the psychological link! "

This time it was not the slapstick bite of the past, the claws were actually metallized, Heloise slammed without mercy, felt the burning pain on her nose, looked in the mirror and looked at the more pimples on her face. The bloodstains on the eight paws and the dead cat still lingering on its head made me seriously consider how to meet people tomorrow, or maybe it’s time to make a cat skin bib.

"...When I was sensible, I was raised by that three-headed giant dragon. She taught me everything, but never told me who I was or whether there were any relatives."

Seeming to have lost the patience to gossip, Shirley directly talked about her past.

"Three-headed dragon? Raising you? This is almost epic. You are really lucky."

"Do you actually believe it? I told people later, but they didn't believe it. They said that there are three-headed dragons in the world, and that I only saw them in a dream. Obviously Ewenli exists. In a sense, she It's my mother!"

This name I just saw not long ago made me restrain my disapproving attitude and fluke instinctively, and the cold air rising from my back made me feel uncomfortable. The premonition of being named misfortune is always extremely effective. This time, I am afraid There is really trouble.

"I am a fate maker..."

As soon as Shirley opened her mouth, everyone around instinctively took a step back, and Shirley, who smiled wryly, shook her head helplessly, as if she was used to this kind of treatment. The reputation is kind of scary.

The experience of the astrology tower has verified that the prophecy is completely unreliable. Changing the fate will only lead to greater misfortune. This is the basic rule revealed by the God of Destiny to mortals, but as a mage who is fearless, how can he succumb to By fate, thus, this unusually special advanced profession was born.

As a high-level profession above the gold rank, its advanced requirements are basically zero. Well, as long as a mage reaches the silver peak, he can advance, but the success rate of the advanced... There has always been a saying that this advanced It's not that there are no requirements for a profession, it's that it selects those who can advance from the very beginning. Anyway, it is impossible for those who are not selected to advance successfully, so there is no need to put forward additional requirements.

This profession is so rare that there are no more than ten in the entire continent, and it is taken for granted that it is regarded as the darling of Cattillo, the god of destiny.

Fate Weaver is not a powerful combat profession, and does not have any help in casting spells, but it has two basic abilities, the first is to see through the future and past of an object, and the other is to change its future fate.

But because changing fate will only make things worse, even if a fate weaver uses his ability out of good intentions, such as trying to change someone's fate of imminent death, it will only make his death worse, so this profession has another name - Doomcaller.

In a sense, this profession really depends on who is unlucky, staring at who is pregnant...who is more unlucky.

"Our abilities are not as magical as in the legends, and the ability of prophecy is not as magical as in ancient times. Even if I use all my 'fate gaze', I can probably see everything that is going to happen to a dead thing within a minute. It's a prophecy, rather than a deduction prediction. And our ability to 'weave the thread of fate' can only bring negative consequences, so we generally don't use the ability."

I have also done some research on prophecy and destiny magic (although nothing has been obtained), and I still know the basic common sense. Stargazers tend to stumble over the stones under their feet. The more they are related to things, the harder they are Prediction, but it is recognized that this profession is definitely not easy to mess with. It is definitely not as tasteless as she said. After all, the second place in the list of natural disasters, "Moldy God" Ain is the most famous fate weaver in the world.

And after Katilo, the god of destiny, used the god-level forbidden spell and turned his divine power into a skynet covering the entire plane, the thread of fate should have been messed up, and the prophecy spells should not be used Now, perhaps, we can rest assured.

"...Directly prophesying spells can no longer be used. Maybe we are indeed the darlings of the God of Destiny. Now we can actually borrow the power of fate from the web of divine power. My power is much stronger than before. Although it is still very difficult to predict living creatures, it is easy to summon bad luck for them, anyway, it only needs to change the thread of fate."

Well, this time, even I wanted to run away.

"Catilo's gift is God of Destiny's favor for us. He can let us go beyond all restrictions and ask him for an answer directly, but only once in a lifetime."

After a pause, her tone was a bit strange, and she looked at me with an unnatural expression, and finally there was more expectation in her eyes.

"When I was most confused, I used this gift, 'Where is my relative', he told me, 'The Tower of Clouds is waiting for the Lord of the Night'. Your Highness Roland, are you my grandfather?"

"No, I'm your father ()!"

Then everyone was dumbfounded, and I just wanted to laugh out loud, but the blackness that suddenly gathered in front of me reminded me of the identity of the person in front of me, it seemed like I was playing off?

"...Don't take it seriously, it's just a joke, this is a meme! A funny meme! Have you seen Star Wars?! Highly recommended! Very exciting, I especially like this line."

Well, the desperate bite of the dead cat and the experience of almost choking to death in cold water for three consecutive days let me know that some jokes are still not allowed. (to be continued..) ()