The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Esso is absolutely crazy!"

"I agree!"

"Seconded!"

My words were approved by my companions, and our background is indeed an iron ball rolling over...

"What an old-fashioned organ trap, he must still be an antique from the last century."

While slandering, he ran fast, and finally found a recessed corner, hiding in it to let the iron ball pass.

Why not smash it? Damn it, it's actually made of a gold-coated King Kong! Not to mention being crushed, as long as it is rubbed down, it will feel like being hit by a locomotive... What is a locomotive? Well, to put it another way in the magical world, if you get hit on the head with a +12 battering ram, even if you are lucky enough to die like Xiaoqiang, there are probably only Xiaoqiangqian or Xiaoqiang movies left.

"He is definitely a pervert with a dark psychology, so he set up these damn institutions. That mage will turn his house into a place dedicated to deceiving people."

While trying to drag down the dead cat that was still biting on the head when it was chased by the iron ball, I gritted my teeth and cursed.

"He deserves no one to love him. This is no mage's tower, it's obviously a prank contest."

When we first came in, the first three floors we entered were still very smooth, but when we walked back, it became more and more strange.

"Please interpret the calculation formula written in dragon language within 20 seconds, and get the correct number. If the time is exceeded, the mechanism will be activated..."

It is nothing more than six-digit arithmetic and code interpretation, and mages have high requirements for logical thinking and knowledge reserves. I can understand, and we have the devil professor Heloise on our side. Questions of this level will not trouble us!

"...After getting the set of numbers in the answer. Please sing it in the tone of the third act* part of the opera 'Ah, Beautiful Sun'. Repeat three times. No more than 3 trills are allowed, and no more than 2 mistakes are allowed."

"I'll go, Esso is still an opera lover? Can you stop being so cheating!"

"... 17, 16..."

In a sense, Tower Ling is also the clone of the mage. This malicious synthesized voice seemed to be waiting to see the excitement. It makes people feel very uncomfortable.

"...34294204242, sing quickly! Didn't you get his inheritance?

Heloise quickly released the answer,

But when I was hurriedly urging me to sing, I could see that the anxiety was all in disguise. The corners of his eyes were full of pleasure waiting to see a good show.

"...The inheritance of magic is not the inheritance of music? Opera you count on me, sing your sister!"

"How do you know my sister is a great singer?"

Before we even had a word, Taring, the organizer, came again.

"...13, 1, 0!"

"The count in the middle? Can you stop being so foolish!"

The dead cat and I hadn't finished complaining in unison, and the malicious Taling came out again.

"Are you complaining about the counting in the middle? The shortest successful record is five minutes and thirty seconds, even if you are given two minutes, you won't be able to sing!"

Well, at least the designers know that this question is too difficult, or at least intend to answer it. Before our chatter was over, jumping down after the mechanism was triggered was just uncomfortable ice water, but after that. It's even more fatal.

"...a two-person three-legged ballet? Do you have to dance on a bamboo pole? Does it count if you tie a cat to a boot?"

"...Three shameful past events that can make people cry with sympathy? Let alone three, I can find all thirty. What, do you want to perform in a small theater on the spot? Dream! You start the mechanism."

"...Women's Clothes Contest? Only men can participate? Don't even think about it, come on, what is this mechanism?"

"...A tongue twister mixed with multiple languages? Let me do it. I have no problem whether it is ancient elf language, dragon language, or dwarf language! What? A tongue twister mixed with thirty-two dialects, Cuihua. Serve sauerkraut? Do it!

When we walked down the road without moral integrity, we also made up our minds - we must demolish this tower spirit no matter what!

"By the way, is it so troublesome to enter the Mage Tower under normal circumstances?"

"No, the normal situation is either the annihilation mode corresponding to the invader, or the visiting mode of friends. Obviously, we triggered some strange mechanism."

Everyone's eyes turned to me, as if they remembered the key words they read when they came in.

"Oh, it turns out that the string of characters is to activate the Mage Tower succession test... Dead cat, don't bite!!"

Well, I didn't succeed in pretending, everyone gave me "it's all your fault" looks, and the dead cat has become more and more proficient in its recent bird bites.

"Well, it's a rare opportunity. Since we have the password, it would be great if we could get the tower in its entirety."

I originally thought it would be an assessment of magical knowledge and skills, and at most a test of xinxing. We have Heloise and I here, so it should not be difficult at all, but no one expected that the test would be So "difficult".

And since there is a possibility of taking down this tower, I am also reluctant to use the way of breaking the door to attack, so I can only play with it slowly.

"Probably, this is a test of adaptability or something, but since it is an heir test, it won't be all such annoying things. After the test of 'wisdom', there should be a test of 'strength'..."

In the future, the front room opened wide, and two three-meter-high steel golems were humming and shaking. Behind them, the fire element pool was also activated, and fire element creatures came out of it one by one.

Judging from the "enthusiastic" eyes of my companions, well, I'd better shut up.

"...In order to test your concentration, please fight while singing 'My Sun', otherwise, it will be an infinitely refreshed fire element."

"You are not finished, I must tear you down."

"...Threatening the examiner to increase the difficulty of the test. Also, I have a name. The name given to me by the previous master is 'Meteor'."

Judging from the other two doors that opened suddenly and the elemental creatures behind them, this apparently wicked Taling Meteor seems not satisfied with our answer.

Tallinn. It is the research crystallization of mages in artificial souls, and they are often the most trusted objects of mages in their mage towers, that is, housekeepers and research assistants. It is even an auxiliary soul that releases large-scale magic, and some mages even cultivate tower spirits as their children and disciples. The quality of tower spirits is directly related to the effect of this mage tower.

From my past experience, most tower spirits are like rigid artificial answering machines, only one password and one action. The more advanced the tower spirit is, the more humane it is. spirit. It's definitely top notch.

This pagoda spirit called Meteor is obviously a very top-quality pagoda spirit. It seems to have a more active temperament... well, it should be said to be full of vicious fun, watching us play lively, it actually cheered up.

"...It must be reset."

Sudden. I seem to understand why it is getting harder and harder for us to go. Since it is a top tower spirit with its own personality, we will curse its "biological father" while moving forward, which will naturally make it want to kill us.

"It seems that I accidentally killed myself again."

Taking a deep breath, he tore off the dead cat on his head again, and with a shake, a dark magic sword appeared on his right hand.

"(For the Lich King)!"

Casually shouted the most appropriate battle cry, and the dark magic sword cast a gloomy shadow. However, the blade of the sword is as transparent as thin ice, and the magic sword has been activated.

Countless shadows floated on the ground, and the whole room turned into a ghost. Countless shadows transformed into shapes on the wall, and even elemental creatures without fear instinctively retreated. This was not magic, but just the cry of the magic sword when it was unsheathed. This was the power attached to top-level weapons... But No matter how the screen makes me look like the villain.

"Damn, Heloise. Have you leveled up again? Did you switch to Frostmourne?"

"...What is Frostmourne? Isn't my alias Ice Calamity? You found another sword behind my back?"

The greatest sorrow in life is probably that no one understands when you complain. Also, it’s almost like hearing her husband talk in his sleep and revealing his lover’s name, and finding out that her husband is having an affair, what does the tone and words of a heartbroken wife mean? Si, are you really planning to awaken your self as a weapon?

"It's not your fault! Stop talking nonsense, come here."

If the elemental creatures still have the instinct to judge the strength of the opponent, the two large steel golems in front of them are pure killing machines. They are not very intelligent, and they use one command and one action, but it also means that they will stop at all before they are completely turned into parts. The will to fight does not come down.

"clang!"

The magic sword swung and the iron fist collided fiercely, but the cutting of iron like mud I expected did not happen. On the contrary, the huge force directly knocked me into the air, and the strong anti-shock feeling was transmitted from the mouth of the right hand to the whole body. Quickly took two steps back and slammed on the ground to vent his strength before barely standing still, almost becoming a rolling gourd or a rookie's signature throwing sword.

"How is it possible? My current strength is no worse than that of a giant dragon?"

"...Look, that arm, a rich man!"

Under the surface of the scraped blade was the dull golden color unique to fine gold. This was actually an unprecedented metal golem. Now, even Heloise would call her a prodigal and die rich.

Golems are the most commonly used guards by mages. The manufacturing process of low-level golems is not difficult. It is just to assemble some "parts" into a single body, and then activate it with the power of magic to let the low-level artificial soul inside move. However, whether the golem is difficult to deal with mainly depends on the material of its "parts".

Flesh golems are notoriously weak, but they are easy to make with simple materials in the manufacturing industry. They are one of the favorites of necromancers. They can make a bunch of them as soon as they are made. If the individual strength is weak, use quantity to make up for it. If you want quality , you can also consider letting the flesh and blood golems merge with each other and turn into super giant golems.

Stone golems are slightly stronger, but the clay golems among them have the advantage of not being afraid of physical damage, and their similar sand golems are also natural enemies of physical classes such as fighters.

Stone golems and flesh and blood golems are convenient mass-produced cannon fodder, and metal golems are the main fighters. Since the golems are activated bodies, those materials are their flesh and blood. If the flesh and blood are strong and dense, the natural golems will be I am strong.

The iron golem is a very difficult and perfect warrior. Infinite strength, quick response, diamond iron bones, and immunity to mental magic are the labels of this best guard. Mages often add some gadgets to their masterpieces , such as stimulating lightning, fireballs, hidden weapons, fuel injection, poisonous fog and the like.

And even without those terrible little mechanisms, the body of the metal golem mixed with magic metal will be stronger, and its strength will increase exponentially. Of course, the cost will also increase simultaneously.

The parts of a metal golem need to be made by a blacksmith with the best materials. Enchanting the metal with the worst conductivity can drain a top healer, and it will take at least a few months to polish it. An ordinary steel golem is worth more than ten thousand. Gold coins go up, high-level golems are not for sale.

It is said that in the period of the ancient elf empire, the golden elf royal family used to have mithril golems as guards, which were almost immune to magic. The out-and-out natural enemies of mages were also regarded as a symbol of "dead rich people". At that time, what we saw in front of us was even more excessive, making the princess of the golden elf scold "dead rich"...

"F*ck, Adamantite! This is the Adamantite Golem! You really are a rich man!"

Applying a layer of fine gold coating to a weapon can increase the price of that weapon by a hundred or ten times, but at the same time, it will at least triple its weight. This ultra-high-density metal has no other The characteristics, just the hard characteristics are superior to others. Of course, in the eyes of some people, this hardness has almost never worn out this level.

Fine gold is very expensive, super expensive, at least a hundred times the weight of gold. When I thought that the two golems in front of me were actually made of fine gold, I sighed that the quality of the floor was good, but I didn't let the at least ten tons The guy fell, and at the same time he had to curse in his heart.

"Bah, damn rich, sell these two guys, and I can rebuild a mage tower."

But I can sigh that a golem without emotion will not stop. The higher the quality, the stronger the golem. This three-meter-high fine gold golem can only be regarded as a small man in the golem family, but the brute force However, it can knock down giant dragons. The "little man" gave him a high degree of flexibility and speed. The magic pattern under his feet even gave him the willful second acceleration. Although the appearance is dark and inconspicuous, this is definitely the most terrible big killer.

"Hmph, Amanda No. 1 and No. 2 are the most proud creations of the previous tower owner. If you don't defeat them, you can't get our approval."

The Taling Meteor would be a hit if you caught it, but surrounded by such golems, I was in a bad situation, and I regretted it again because I was worried that Adam would mess with my tower (at least in the future) tower!), did not invite the gold tank to help.

"Clang clang clang!"

With four arms and four legs, iron fists swung down like a torrential rain. I was hit and could only squat on the ground to defend. The magic sword Frost Calamity incarnated by Heloise already had large cracks, and the reaction force transmitted by the blade, Just let my feet sink into the floor.

The golem's attack is so simple and rough, it's just pure strength and speed, punching and kicking, like a child fighting, has no aesthetic feeling, but the punching and kicking of the adamantine golem makes me feel that the whole world is shaking.

"I'm about to shatter! Use the Calamity Freeze! The Eternal Sleep Freeze takes effect too slowly!"

Indeed, regardless of whether the opponent is invulnerable with high physical resistance or ignores spells with high magic resistance, as long as it is a product of this world, it can pull itself into its absolute zero state and fall into eternal freezing.

"no!"

"Don't think about keeping secrets at this time, the trump card must be used wisely!"

"no way!"

"……Why?"

"If it is frozen by the calamity and freezing air, I can't thaw it out. Such two pieces of gold can't be sold for money!"

"...A bastard who wants money but doesn't care about life! If you want to send yourself to death, don't drag me down!" (To be continued) ()