The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

In the new town, huge oak trees grow at a speed visible to the naked eye, the light green natural essence diffuses in the air, white light balls swim among the trees, and then, big trees rise from the ground one by one, and soon Soon, these trees surpassed the limit of normal trees, and in just a few tens of minutes, it was already a forest shade as far as the eye could see.

And what followed was the change of the rules of the world. The strong with a little bit of strength could feel that something had changed in the air. The strong sense of alienation was lingering, and the will of the new plane had come. .

And what followed was a wooden door that suddenly appeared in front of the big oak.

The gate is more than 20 meters high and more than 50 meters wide. The decoration on it is still in the wood spirit style, vines are wrapped around the wooden door frame, and the glyphs are all flowers and trees, full of simple and unpretentious natural beauty.

In front of the sky-covering door, little Samantha looks like a little bean, but when she puts her hand on the doorknob, she attracts everyone's attention.

"Snapped!"

When Samantha gently pushed the door open, the door slowly opened, and the adventurers realized that the door was brighter.

"Boom."

The huge feet of the ancient wood shook the ground, and the super-giant plant war machine that could only grow in the dream forest was the first to cross the gate. , but there are wood spirit guards with all kinds of strange machines.

They didn't drive a magic carriage like the forest fairies in fairy tales, but drove mechanized troops very unsightly. The generally small body was sitting on the cushion, tiptoeing to operate the handlebars of the motorcycle, and the hanging bucket next to it was actually filled with six wood spirits. Reminds me of the motorcycle show at a military parade in a certain big country, and the internet joke that a motorcycle can bring a battalion of soldiers...

At this time, everyone was completely relieved. These cute-looking little guys are the real elite of the Wood Spirit Clan. Their presence also symbolizes that Oak Town has become a part of the Forest of Dreams.

But the sense of unreality on the little wood spirits is not only that, they generally carry new dwarf muskets and cannons. The steam valve system at the waist can eject shiny ropes and hooks in just half a second after the switch is activated. Inserting the trunk and letting them wander among the trees is a guerrilla tool I specially prepared for them.

Although they have natural magic talents and excellent spellcasting talents, the new wood spirits have no intention of rejecting mechanical creations. On the contrary, due to the special relationship between us and Thorn Garden's specialization in the new era of mechanical creations, they are not only very interested in the new magic mechanics, but also ordered a large number of mechanical creations. Many people conduct research and study,

It is hoped that magic mechanics can truly be turned into a family's wealth.

However, their research and purchase directions are also based on their own strengths and weaknesses, and their strengths are obvious. There are many advantages, but there is no need to elaborate. The shortcoming is the poor mobility and lack of hand-to-hand combat ability caused by the short stature, so they are particularly interested in vehicles, long-range weapons and the like (the mechs have enchanted plants and reinforced shells. Not need).

But from the wooden spirit driving a motorcycle on tiptoe, it can be seen that it is difficult for them to use normal-sized vehicles. After the design, Samantha showed a rare satisfied smile, but then completely overturned it the next day. It is simply unreasonable to even form a group to hunt and kill me.

"...It was that idiot who pointed out that the setting was derived from the baby carriage. I must make her look good. Huh, this body type, obviously a large baby carriage is just right, forget it, even if this design is rejected, I still have a backup design .”

"Need someone else to point it out? Samantha is too naive to see it. You even set up a toy bed bell for babies on the roof of the car. You don't know that other people Samantha have already regarded this incident as a lifetime event. Shame. How dare you make a backup setting? Let me guess, baby chair or crib?"

"...Neither of them, electric scooters for children! You can run with one foot! A must for a short figure, Heloise, do you need one?"

"What I need is for you to enlighten me and bring me back to my normal shape... Fortunately, you didn't mention skateboard shoes. Have you heard of it? There's a brainwashing divine song recently, let me sing it to you..."

Cough, let's not talk about these small episodes for now, in a sense, the relationship between the Wood Spirit Clan and me is very special.

In the eyes of outsiders, we are obviously on the same side. In fact, the three virtues will indeed listen to me.

Now that Samantha is still in control of the Wood Spirit Clan, it is almost as if all the Wood Spirit Clan has joined me, but if we go back to the source, the real creator of the Wood Spirit Clan is Amyra, and my right to speak now is roughly equivalent to Amyra's power of entrustment, when Amyla wakes up, if there is a conflict of opinion between us, I think the wood spirits will still listen to mother...

"This is when a child sees their parents quarreling. In most cases, the young child does not turn to the father who is working hard to make money outside, but to the mother who is always by his side to raise him?"

The idea of ​​a dead cat made me feel a little inexplicably uncomfortable, but I still nodded. In fact, this is the reason. Although everyone knows that it is correct to help relatives or not to help relatives, I am afraid that most people do not help relatives. man's real choice.

"Not only that, fundamentally speaking, they will listen to me only because Amyra asked them to obey my orders, especially since they are born with conscious intelligence, the existence of Amyla itself is a dream to raise them The forest is even more dependent, and I am afraid that under the leadership of Amyra, the wood spirit clan will become the most united intelligent race in history."

For me, such a result is acceptable, I have no ambition to annex the wood spirit clan, but...

"For some reason, I feel particularly uneasy when I think that such a powerful race is actually held in Amyra's hands."

"...Don't say it, I'm also worried that she will suddenly go crazy and come up with a whimsical idea. In the past, the harm caused by her going crazy alone was limited. If the whole race follows her, I'm afraid it will be a lot of fun."

Well, consider that insane Plants vs. Zombies. Also, the ranking on the list of natural disasters is getting higher and higher, and I feel more and more dangerous. This is no different from a crazy woman who may go crazy at any time with a nuclear weapon button in her hand.

What, I meet all the above conditions? I'm in danger too? I really wanted to argue, but suddenly felt very reasonable, and for a moment, I was speechless.

"...Probably. At least, barely. I can still act according to the rules I made, at least a little more stable than Amyra."

Cough, it's normal, even if you are worried, there is nothing you can do. Let's see if we can find a way to set up a "safety valve" when it falls.

But right now, after the wood spirits took over the city, the happiest ones are the contracted heroes. After all, they have worked so hard, and it is time to reap the rewards.

Due to the expectation that there would be a big war, the rewards of justice points given by the wood spirits were even richer. Although the final war responsibility was taken by others, they had already fulfilled their obligations. Although the expected performance bonus is gone, the basic remuneration will not be deducted.

In contrast, there are gadgets I designed.

"The Bronze Medal of the Oak Town Miracle War?"

"...Do I have it too? I'm just defending the city."

Military medals are also part of my credit system. And in this era of knights, there is nothing more fascinating than military exploits, achievements, and honors. The past evaluation system was too rough, and only those nobles would record their great achievements on their family emblems.

And even if they are aristocrats who want their deeds to be included in the family tree and family emblem, only such great deeds as Tulong can be painted. That is often not encountered in a lifetime, and soldiers born as civilians can only rely on their mouths to prove their past achievements. If you can't rise to the level that bards brag about for you, then your reputation will never go out of a region.

But now it's easy. A small military medal proves that you participated in this battle and made corresponding contributions. Lie to the little girl.

"It's just a war victory medal, and it doesn't cost a few copper coins, but buying people's hearts is a real deal, and it is also convenient to provide loyalty... After they have a handful of medals in their hands, they have finally accumulated merits, and it is impossible to throw them away in a blink of an eye. Don’t count. In a sense, this is also the wealth accumulated through hard work.”

Considering that the intelligence level of people in other worlds is not low, I have seen a lot of fakes and high-quality imitations. It is impossible to say that a similar credit brush will be available soon, and such battlefield medals, due to the numbering and It is recorded that the winner may not be able to brush it no matter what.

I also wear a gold medal on my body, but it is a golden gold medal. There are three types of first-generation war medals this time, bronze, silver, gold, and bronze participation awards. Every battlefield of gold will never exceed single digits. In the last sorting, it seems that I contributed the most among mortals, so I also got a golden one.

I heard that the Goddess of Wealth stayed behind closed doors after she blew herself up. Considering the temperament of that person who regards money as her life, in order to please her, when I returned the two artifacts, I asked Sister Mary to give Beyana a 24k pure gold The special version of the diamond-encrusted military medal is also treated with luminous treatment. Even if you don’t wear it, you can hang a rope around your neck and use it as a light bulb. You can be seen shining from a kilometer away, which guarantees a full-bodied taste.

But at dawn a few days later, I found a shooting star above my head. Before I could make a wish, I found that it was aiming at my head and flying. If I hadn't reacted quickly, it would have almost killed my head.

"...Hey, hey, this is too shameless. Even if you don't accept it, it won't be like this."

When I found out that the fatal "hidden weapon" was actually the special military medal, I was naturally furious.

"...No way, Bijana shouldn't be such a person, show me..."

The dead cat turned over the back of the military medal, and then read the words on it one by one.

"'Thanks to the self-destruction of the respected goddess of wealth. She is a noble god, a pure god, and a god who has escaped from vulgar interests. The flickering brilliance of her self-destruction illuminates our way forward. The milestone of our progress, in order to let history remember her glory, I will erect a statue to engrave the glorious moment when she blew up—Roland Lan'... Roland, I am really surprised that she didn't come down to kill you. "

In fact, if someone hadn't blocked the entrance of Beyana's kingdom, I'm afraid the god who kept shouting "Let me go, I'm going to kill that guy" would really do what Heloise said .

"What? I'm just following the usual practice to give the top-level equipment a fashionable value. These days, there are no yellow letters on the epic equipment, and the attributes are too powerful."

"...Well, considering the past deeds of that goddess, you should give me the purse for safekeeping, at least you can't let my stomach suffer with you. Cat abuse is immoral."

"It's really convenient to think of pet status every time it's beneficial to me."

Although I was nagging, it seemed that I accidentally offended the goddess this time. Considering that my fortune was not good, I just handed over the money bag, but...

"Ah, my money?"

"...was it stolen? Did the curse come so quickly?"

"...Beyana! It's so fast!"

【...There are two pieces of news, one good and one bad. The good thing is that you are not cursed, and the bad thing is that you don't need to be cursed to be lucky. Don't blame others this time, it's purely your own bad luck. The good news is that at your stage, you don't have to worry about getting worse. You really don't consider changing to a gunman? The curse of lucky e seems to be a blessing-like promotion for you. 】

Well, I just ignored the system's complaints. Since the system guarantee is not a curse, I feel a little more at ease. I still have a little headache for the "small-minded" goddess of wealth.

"Heloise, do you have money? Otherwise, we will have to sleep on the streets."

"...Have you ever seen a cat that brings and spends money. Or pawn off your gold medal."

"...It can be considered. However, I have a better idea, can't you become a magic sword, and then I will pretend to be the lucky one who picked up the artifact on the battlefield, let those profiteers come to you, and then we will sell you If you come back by yourself, you can earn food expenses by coming a few more times. Hey, don't run away, I will give you a third... good! Half!."

As a result, my plan to punish profiteers failed because the "commodity" itself did not cooperate. In the end, with the shelter of the wood spirits, I finally did not camp miserable on the street.

The gods have all returned to their own kingdom of God, and they just left Agen to my care. As for Sister Mary and the Gay God, the former has no interest in military medals, but knocked me a batch of high-quality tribute wine, while the latter ... A gay guy who can't be beaten and who is really looking at you with affection, I can't even hide in time, so how can I take the initiative to contact you.

But with Xiaohong's help, my first step-up ceremony has been prepared, and the pool of blood I put down can be used as a swimming pool.

"It's strange, it's so refreshing to let her bleed. There seems to be something wrong with Xiaohong recently, could it be..."

"... spring is here, everything is revived, and it's the season of animal mating again"

Heloise lazily added to my confusion, but how could I be disturbed by her? I thought about it, and finally, I finally realized it and came to a conclusion.

"...Could it be that he picked up something unclean on the ground and ate it? How could he do such a foolish thing?" (To be continued)

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