The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

What is the difference between riding a dragon and riding a carriage?

Perhaps, someone will answer that riding a dragon is very majestic, but making a cart is very common, riding a dragon is fast, while a carriage is slow, or that riding a dragon requires strength, and a carriage only needs funds above the standard level, but if I want to say ...

"Don't talk nonsense like it looks windy, a horse-drawn carriage is much more comfortable than riding a dragon, and it's flying in the sky without a cover, so I didn't even think about what to do in the event of a storm!"

There were endless dark clouds in front of us, and Xiaohong and I were exposed to rain under the clouds, or should we say, sleet and hail.

The high altitude in the New Year is not that warm. The low temperature turned the rainwater into small ice cubes, which hit my head with a crackling sound... I have put on a full set of armor.

The blue dragon not far away is soaring among the slightly higher clouds. They like this kind of weather the most. The sufficient electricity will give them the most comfortable massage and energy replenishment. It's like the groaning of a horse killing a chicken... But judging from the dragon knight with his hair standing on end and half of his body scorched, this experience is worse than mine. It seems that there is still a big difference between a half-blood dragonborn and a real dragon.

Giant dragons are strange creatures that emphasize dignity. They are proud enough to be called arrogant. Those who are willing to become the contractors of dragon knights are often young dragons. Old dragons with a little seniority and history are not willing to be others' mounts. ... Don't discuss about the professional mount who is now hiding back in Xi Luo, that is obviously a special case, such an unscrupulous dragon, I have seen him for so many years... It seems that I can add Mo Lil's gone.

Cough, normal dragons will reject dragon knights, that's it. It doesn't matter if the relationship is good or not. After all, no matter how good your relationship with a certain friend is. He wants you to lie down and let him ride for decades. I guess the best result is that the two sides will fight hard and go their separate ways from then on.

As for the abductees who can be successfully abducted with some barbecue, glass, etc. in knight novels, if it is not that the dragon is mentally retarded, it is probably an excuse after the real plot is concealed, such as the temptation of the little dragon girl or the knight Ji... Cough cough, it seems ridiculous Far.

There is a big gap between the real dragon knight and the legendary story. It is probably like this: a strong man who was poisoned by a knight novel caught a little dragon. If you win the beating, you will be forced to sign a subordination contract or something.

And the dragon clan is a group of particularly proud creatures. If it wasn't for crushing the general gap, they would rather die than surrender. After finally becoming a strong dragon knight, they were surprised to find that the dragon that could be handled by themselves was far weaker than themselves. This mount was basically useless. , so hard to build a means of transportation, maybe he will be hunted down by his father Long, isn't it a bit worthless.

If the dragon knight can wait for three to five hundred years, maybe the young dragon can become an adult dragon, but if a strong man can live for three or four hundred years, what is the use of an ordinary adult dragon with quasi-legendary combat power? .

The conclusion is that don't look at the Dragon Knight looks very imposing.

But in fact, unless the protagonist template inexplicably recognizes the master, I am afraid it is synonymous with tasteless.

Now look at the words. The largest dragon knight legion on this plane is in Bayer, and the knights are all half-blooded dragons, so they should still be brothers and sisters. Signing a soul contract or subordination contract doesn't necessarily mean anything. The two parties should be a partnership similar to playmates.

"I said so much, just to prove that this kind of treatment is extremely normal? She made it clear that she was torturing you. Did you have a trembling attack, or did you really get water in your head? It's completely hopeless."

The dead cat's taunt left me speechless, but looking back on the past, such treatment was really rare.

Although Xiaohong's self-esteem as an ancient red dragon is also very strong, she is still good to us old friends. Occasionally, he will take us to fly a couple of times at critical moments, such as when he rushed back to Sulfur Mountain City to fight against the devil last time. She accommodated and arrived just in time.

But this time, to follow the Grand Duke of Dragonrider to the capital of Bayer, his mount is the fastest blue dragon of the Dragon Clan, Irene Bella basically has no possibility to keep up, and this matter involves the Dragon Clan, as the Queen of the Underground Dragon Xiaohong is also planning to get in touch with the dragon city on the surface, so I plan to come together, so I normally ask for a ride. Of course, I understand the dragon race better, so I propose that it is enough to just grab and fly.

Molly's companion? After all, it’s Xiaohong’s mother, so it’s not the same as asking her “Can I ride your mother?”… It seems that there’s something wrong there, doesn’t it mean that what I asked Xiaohong before was “Can I ride you?”

Cough, put aside the association of zombies, let’s get down to business, this time Xiaohong is surprisingly easy to talk, saying, "We are all good sisters, what do you do to see others like this, just ride on the back", although I feel that something is wrong, but I was caught It was also very uncomfortable to fly staggering all the way in a trance, and I readily accepted it, but in the end...

"It's fine if it's a small dragon that can't fly high. The ancient red dragon can obviously fly on the clouds, so why does it have to suffer from the freezing rain? Obviously, you said that the fire dragon should be more uncomfortable than me."

"...Stop rambling, I am happy, don't you want to get out of the rain? Okay, I still have a place here."

Xiaohong grew up the dragon's mouth full of viciousness, it was full of sharp dragon teeth, and spit out dragon flames. Considering the possibility of being swallowed "accidentally", I swallowed my saliva, but firmly refused this proposal.

"No, I think it's better to wake up with some rain."

"...you do need to wake up a bit."

Although I don't know why she is angry, it seems that people around me say that I am wrong. According to past practice, it is indeed possible that I am wrong. Let's bear with it a little bit. Well, it is definitely not that I am worried that she will leave me behind. And temporarily softened.

Cough, anyway, I have thick armor and high ice resistance, and I can completely ignore the damage of freezing rain, but my feet are a little cold and I am a little hungry. I remember that when I came here, my backpack should be full, so I took action and took out picnic cloth...

"...Roland, if you light a fire on my back and roast my feet and meat, I'll let you take the special seat in front."

So, I was silent for a while, and changed my way.

"Grilled sausages and warm wine are not acceptable either! I was driving hard in the rain, and you actually drank on my back! Do you know that as a red dragon, I have to endure the rain and snow?"

Then you can fly high...I didn't say such complaints because of my years of experience. If the woman is angry. The more you say, the more mistakes you make. It is better to keep silent.

"When it's warmed up, I'll give you half..."

"It's not for this reason, hey, this is the fruit wine you made yourself, where did you get such good peaches... I want two-thirds!"

Well, under the effect of fine wine, Xiaohong didn't suddenly fly upside down and spin around in the following time, and I didn't need to tie myself to the dragon's back anymore, so. I just took three wine barrels and set fire to the barbecue... There was no way, in fact, one barrel was only enough for Xiaohong's half mouthful.

But after drinking, Xiaohong sighed unexpectedly, then suddenly rose, she spread her wings and flew high into the sky.

Looking at the various shapes of the surrounding clouds, it is like a fairyland, and the warm sunshine makes people feel much more comfortable. Of course, it is the happiest thing. But above the clouds, there is finally no need to get wet in the rain.

"Forget it, fighting with you will only make me feel bad. I've known for a long time that it's pointless to be angry with a guy like you."

"...Hey, hey, I'm helping you anyway, can't you be a little more polite? Am I as unbearable as you say, am I as annoying as you say."

"have."

Xiaohong's answer was decisive.

"have."

The dead cat interjected again.

【have! 】

The system is in a state of anger.

For me, the company of Xiaohong and Molly is both trouble and opportunity.

She is the dragon queen of the dungeon, and just this identity determines whether the red dragon and the black dragon can be recognized by other dragons when Xiaohong appears in front of other dragons, or even enters the dragon gathering place on the ground. Big event, maybe we are playing around like an outing now, but no matter what the result of this trip is, it is destined to be recorded in history.

Obviously, the ruling styles of Xiao Hong and Molier are completely different. Even though Molier wanted to return to the ground, Xiao Hong would at least try to see if a reconciliation could be reached.

The specific time when the two powerful colored dragons were exiled to the underground world is no longer reliable. It is not known whether there are any dragons left in the past. No one even knows the specific reason and time limit of the exile. What can be confirmed is that the two kinds of giant dragons are the oldest residents of the underground world, and they went much earlier than the dark elves and Rose.

The dragon family can inherit the knowledge of the previous generation in the dragon egg, so neither the red dragon nor the black dragon is a good bird (sneaking a peek at Xiaohong). A law and punishment should not affect future generations. The parties involved in the past are gone. Now the red dragon and black dragon of the future generations want to return to the ground, which makes sense logically.

"...The dragon clan is not the dragon clan if it is reasonable."

This is what Xiaohong said when I brought it up. Leaving aside the declaration for the time being, it seems that she hit her own map gun. Because what she said was so reasonable, she was even vaguely proud. Be right.

The older the race, the more it likes to emphasize the glory of the past, and the old stubbornness of putting the things of the ancestors on the altar and saying "the laws of the ancestors are immutable" is definitely not limited to humans and elves.

"Since there are past customs and practices, since everyone lived like this in the past, why should they change?"

It is foreseeable that our trip will definitely not go smoothly, but if we don't try, Xiaohong will not be reconciled, and I will not be reconciled either. After all, now is a golden opportunity that is once in a lifetime.

Good time now? Of course it is very good, one of the three major gathering places of the Dragon Clan is under threat, the deadly enemy Titan is about to be resurrected, and the holy war is coming, and this holy war will inevitably involve the Dragon Clan who used to maintain a detached attitude. ... Cough, if you don't send charcoal in the snow, wouldn't it be a waste of this rare and great opportunity?

During times of crisis, the bottom line of people will naturally decrease, and so will the dragon race. In addition, the two dragons of two colors can help other dragon races, which is also a powerful bargaining chip.

During our period, we linked aid to political decision-making. Although it was a bit despicable, the confrontation between countries and nations has always been omnipotent. Since it is the best choice with the highest success rate, there is no reason for us not to use it.

And as long as we get the approval of the dragon clan, or even just acquiesce, the black dragons and red dragons in the underground world can appear in the sky of the main plane on a large scale, and we can also increase a lot of immediate combat power.

And once she completes the great achievements that the dragon queens and dragon kings have not accomplished, Xiaohong's position will be more stable. There will even be other ancient dragons in order to return to the surface. Actively work for it.

certainly. Considering the consistent habits of these two dragons, I am also hesitating whether I am opening the door to steal, but when I think that if I can't survive the catastrophe in front of me, there will be no "later", I think it is still possible to try, after all, there is a dragon queen Xiaohong looked at it, and there should be no major troubles in a short time.

Thinking of the trouble, I looked at the slowly flying Molly in front of me again full of displeasure. Recently, she has no expectations and pursuits anyway, but she is very leisurely every day.

"It's really going to cause trouble."

Molly has just returned to the ground, and it is a good example of what an ancient red dragon would do if it was evil, attacking villages, kidnapping and extorting, serving as a war mercenary, and even robbing other little dragons, it is perfect The villain, otherwise she wouldn't be on the list of natural disasters so quickly, and she has the status of a dragon and a queen. It also caused the surface residents' perception of the underground dragon to decline rapidly.

"It really is the same as in the records."

"...Fortunately, most of the black dragons and red dragons are still in the underground world."

Every time she hears such words, Xiao Hong's teeth itch with anger. This kind of concept naturally deepened the difficulty of our trip.

"Do your best to live in peace."

When I evaluated the success rate of this trip, and thought that the success rate was even less than 30%, Xiaohong looked very seriously.

"That's all. Why do I feel that the biggest trouble of this trip is not this matter. It seems that there is some trouble waiting for me. Did I forget something? Or did I not notice something."

"You didn't pay attention too much!"

Well, it seems that I accidentally touched something again, and the complaint came again.

Finally, the complaints stopped, and our speed was much faster, but it may not take a while to catch up with Helent and his blue dragon mount in front. Can also be doubled.

"...that little guy flies really fast."

"By the way, that little guy is at least 200 years old. He's a little guy. What am I? I'm also a little guy? Can't it be faster?"

"This is almost the fastest speed. If you think it's too slow, you can fly by yourself."

Is the speed of the blue dragon so fast? In fact, Xiaohong and Molly are too slow, and the blue dragon is probably more than 30% faster than other giant dragons, and this is mainly due to the bonus of its ability to control the wind. At the peak of speed, it is naturally much faster than us.

Ancient dragons are supposed to fly faster than ordinary adult dragons? This is also what most people think, but they don't think about it too much. Big guys don't necessarily run fast. A super dragon that is seven or eight times the size of an adult dragon consumes seven or eight times as much as a small dragon when it flies.

And since they are called ancient dragons, most of them are over a thousand years old, and spend most of their time sleeping in or studying spells. Even hunting is done by their own subordinates, and their physical fitness is much worse than when they were young. Even the rhythm of flapping their wings seems lazy.

Of course, since the dragon race is a race born with both magic and martial arts, most dragons will choose to use magic and natural abilities to accelerate themselves during battles, so in a short period of time on the battlefield, the speed of strong dragons will not be slow, but If it is a long-distance journey, it would be too extravagant to use the natural ability to accelerate, but the result is that the adult dragon and the middle-aged dragon are the fastest.

And the size of the dragons basically won't increase until the late ancient dragons. At their level, magic and talent are far more important than melee combat. Even the stupidest white dragon is already a top master of a certain department of magic. Their unique dragon language spells and special spells are even more powerful.

As far as I know, apart from being one of the few ancient dragons who insist on daily exercise and therefore has strong hand-to-hand combat ability, Xiaohong also has high attainments in mantra magic, fire magic, and space magic. After inheriting the position of Dragon Queen, you can refer to Dragon City's secret transmission of dragon words, coupled with its own hard work (compared to other dragon races), the growth in strength has increased significantly, and it has even stepped on the threshold of advancement.

This is obviously a good thing for our next actions. After all, although we were invited to help, but considering those extra tasks and the usual arrogant habits of the big lizard, it is estimated that we will inevitably do it.

"I hope this trip will go well, although I always feel that there will be big troubles. I always have bad premonitions. For example, when I go out, I say I need to bring an umbrella, but you just say no. Look, it's not raining I looked at the weather, maybe there will be a typhoon..."

"Crow mouth, shut up!"

Well, looking at the tornado not far away, I obediently shut up. (to be continued..)

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