The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Ah, such an opponent can't get motivated at all."

When this inexplicable fight is over, I almost know what's going on with my opponent.

It seems that in the final analysis, it seems to be my fault. I accidentally walked into the restricted area of ​​the current royal capital at an inopportune time, and I was self-righteous in correcting the numbers. As a result, these nervous spies did it.

In other words, this is something I didn’t know until I asked more than a dozen people. The first few I asked, either they were nervous and died together, or they were killed by darts and back arrows from nowhere. It's a third-rate outdated costume drama.

And after knowing what is going on, I will naturally not stay in this area anymore. When I go back all the way, I see people in black clothes on the beams on both sides. .

"Is the crown of thorns here?"

The legendary artifacts of the Land of Mist, the Holy Sword of Roland and the Crown of Thorns, the former has been handed over to Renee, while the latter has been lost to the world.

When I was doing system tasks some time ago, the system clearly told me to give the crown of thorns to someone in the Bayer royal family, but I deliberately forgot about it, and since there was no fundamental turmoil in the royal family, I didn’t even hear it was an artifact. Appearing on the market, the possibility that the Crown of Thorns is still in this country is very high.

[Crown of Thorns, an artifact-level wonder. 】

[The blessing of the immortal, the user who wears the crown will not die, even if the body is broken into pieces, it can be automatically reassembled. 】

[The curse of the immortal, the user who wears the crown will lose all consciousness, like a walking dead. 】

[The death of the undead. The moment when the user takes off the crown. All the pain that this body suffers will hit. The user will enjoy all the pain in this world before being reduced to ashes]

It looks super powerful, as long as you wear it, you will be a real immortal body, and you can also change your voice without fatigue or pain. However, according to the words left by the ancestors of the Yilan Kingdom, this crown of thorns is not so much a powerful weapon. Artifact, it is better to say that it is a very terrible cursed item.

Indeed, the user will not die let alone pain. However, even if the broken limbs have been turned into carrion and bones, they can barely be put together into a human form, but the body that has lost its vitality will rot and deteriorate. It is simply unbearable for a normal person to see his body turn into carrion.

And that "Curse of the Immortal" is worthy of the name, an unconscious berserker? Losing consciousness also represents loss and pursuit,

The food he ate had no taste, and the woman he touched had no warmth. Over time, even if that person wasn't a dead soul, he was almost dead.

One last special effect. It is said that the person who takes off the crown can cry for three months with extremely painful wailing, and all kinds of pain will not be repeated. Then it turned into fragments amidst the most miserable wailing.

What? Is this thing still an artifact? This is indeed an artifact. An artifact is such a weak and powerful thing. Either the side effects are so disgusting, or it is basically unusable except for the gods. It is used by mortals at will in the mortal world. So far, I have seen it. Roland's holy sword, and this sword was gradually upgraded through the concept of protection. Back then, it had no strengths other than being hard.

For a god, the artifact is often half of his soul, and other gods can also analyze the mystery in it when they obtain the artifact. Even if the god has fallen, his artifact is still worth pursuing.

Among the surviving artifacts, the crown of thorns is also a wonderful work among the strange works. If you say that he is not strong, wearing it on a demigod can replace injuries with immortality and easily kill four or five of his peers, but say he is strong. If so, normal people would not wear them.

And in that desperate war, Caesar En, the strongest knight in the Land of Arrows, wore the crown, but he caused huge damage to the opponent at the epic level, but in the end he was sealed and took off the crown. Judging from his soul not responding to my call, he may have completely fallen into eternal sleep.

And the reason why I want to get the crown back is not to use him. This artifact is weird from the bottom of its heart, but since it was left by the ancestors, future generations still hope to find it.

And in order to be able to tour the relics of our ancestors, we also have our own methods.

"The broken thorns did not respond at all."

The broken strip of thorns is a part of the crown of thorns that was torn off. When I knew that I was looking for the crown of thorns, Sister Kelly asked me to carry it with me. As long as I got close to a certain degree, an artifact reaction would appear to guide me.

But unfortunately, I've turned around and didn't feel a reaction there, so either it's not here at all, or it's already been put on.

"It seems that no matter which one is a good result."

While thinking about things, he walked, and soon walked out of the troublesome palace area, and entered a brightly lit commercial area, probably the area where Shirley was mentioned by Helent.

And the next moment, I was sure, and then I got into the alley by the roadside in an instant.

A pitch-black carriage was marching on the street, and countless rotten eggs and fruits followed closely behind. The aunts and uncles who were shouting and throwing also ran to follow, and the carriage was still intact only because of the blue magic shield The one who is isolating the attacker, and who is casting spells, roaring at the followers behind and pointing out the middle finger, is Shirley, the new ambassador of the Mage Kingdom to Bayer.

"I remember, she was a lady, wasn't she?"

"Well, before I got along with you, I was also a lady."

The dead cat's rant was so reasonable that I didn't know how to deny it, so I shrank carefully to avoid being seen by Shirley.

Being able to force the strong woman in the past into a crazy woman who doesn't care about her image, the pressure and grievances are obviously not small, and it will be a trouble if she is caught.

But then, I saw the familiar scene again, a naked brawny man wearing an eagle mask ran past in front of him, followed by a group of guards chasing him.

"It's the storm..."

"Just a pervert passing by."

In fact, I think my international image can still be saved, but if this kind of stuff is reported around me, I’m afraid it’s really hopeless, so when I tried to pretend I didn’t see it, the system stepped on it again. Come out and make trouble.

[Long-lost daily task: true (red) heart (naked) face! 】

[Task requirements: Let's throw away the boring clothes and return to the report of nature. More than a hundred people are considered to have completed the mission, and will be rewarded with 200 destiny points. For each order of magnitude, the reward will be doubled. 】

[Mission penalty: Princess Peach's streaking show, system prompt: You have a chance to earn points, hurry up. 】

"If a hundred people is 200, a thousand people is 400, ten thousand is 800, a hundred thousand is 1600, a million is 3200, ten million is 6400... It is said that the king has a population of nearly ten million."

After thinking about it in my heart, I immediately made up my mind, of course not because I was confused by the points, but just to get my lovely "daughter" Xiao Xueli back.

"Foolish people, how dare you hurt my points...Daughter, let you taste the wrath of the ghost father. Heloise, do you still have the original sample of the greedy daughter? I know you have it. If you don't have it, copy it to me now." , I need a lot."

Cough, in a sense, Roland made history again, and all the Bayers saw the madness of this visitor again... (to be continued...)

ps: I caught a cold in the rain for the past two days, and my head was so dizzy, I barely wrote something, and I will make it up as soon as possible

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