The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

In a sense, Shirley didn’t tell me the truth, at least she didn’t tell the whole story. For example, she said that the mother who raised her was a three-headed dragon, but she didn’t say that she had seven other mothers...

"If you put this matter on you, would you tell people that you have ten mothers? Or do you have ten twins?"

Well, what she said was so reasonable that I was speechless. . vertex. Novel w.2[].om

When Shirley and Evanli shared the same room in the small cabin, when the mother and daughter looked about the same age, even my little sensibility came out, and I wanted to lament this world Impermanence, the world is really amazing.

But the arrival of Yi Wenli at least saved me a lot of trouble.

I almost know her identity. Now she is one of the elders of the Dragon Clan, but she lives in the crypt near the capital, and obviously has the tacit approval of Bayer officials. She is probably the bridge between the two.

And judging from the smiling face and bronze-colored skin, this incarnation of the brass dragon is probably also responsible for diplomacy. Then, I may be able to get some plans of the Bayer royal family from her, after all, the brass dragon He is also the most talkative among the Dragon Clan, so it is undoubtedly just right to be a diplomat...

"It's the first time I've met you, everyone. I'm Roland's ex-girlfriend, Ewenli, and Shirley's mother. Be good, Shirley, my name is Dad."

The premise is that the brass dragon gets rid of the bad habit of joking and playing pranks!

"I……"

Well, I'm messed up in the wind, and I really don't know how to explain it.

Everyone looked at me in surprise, and from another perspective, it's really hard to refute, Ewen Li seems to be my ex-girlfriend. Shirley is my creation and my daughter. But she said so. Why do I feel like I have become a scumbag who has always been chaotic and abandoned!

So, I found out that I acquiesced, Shirley, who just woke up not long ago, fainted again...

"Don't look at me like that, I'm really not a scumbag, I'm still ... your sister, you can do whatever you want! Yi Wenli, it's all caused by you."

After the chaos subsided, our "family" was also tidy. There are fathers, mothers, big and small...

"It's not a family!"

Well, let's put aside the past for now, although the subordinates and "granddaughters" look at me more and more strangely, at least get down to business first.

"It's going to be a war,

Be serious, be serious, don't laugh! It's you, Galina, laugh again... Come on, Galina. This Evanli is your great-grandmother, and this Miss Shirley is your grandma, at least say hello. "

Here. It was everyone's turn to be very upset. Seeing Ge Lina who seemed to have salted duck eggs stuffed in her mouth, I nodded triumphantly.

"Hmph, compare the lower limit with me, I'm shameless, I'm even afraid of myself."

"Grandma, I owe pocket money for seventeen years, and grandpa owes it."

Well, as expected of my "granddaughter", she was really quick-faced, but poor Shirley woke up faintly at this time, and when she heard the sound of grandma, she rushed to the street again.

Looking at the chaos in front of me, I knew that I couldn't do business without explaining clearly. These people are simply too outrageous.

"Isn't it all your fault? You still have the face to say it! You are the source of evil, the chief culprit!"

What the dead cat said is so reasonable, I can't refute it at all!

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"This is Yi Wenli, she died before, in order to revive her, I created the eldest sister of the Seven Deadly Sins, 'Lust. Desire' Shirley, well, that's her. In a sense, they are indeed a mother-daughter relationship , but the mother should be on Shirley's side. In this sense, Shirley is indeed my daughter... Hey, hey, Shirley, at least faint after listening to me, how many times do I have to say this, faint This stalk has also been used badly."

When I learned about the messy past, I also hesitated whether to expose it or just leave it at that. But then I thought of a problem and made up my mind to put the matter on the table.

"...At least, Xueli can't be made an illegitimate daughter! She will be bullied when she goes to school!"

"It's not this question at all, okay! Can you be normal!"

The dead cat has become more and more like a bad boy, and the ability to vomit in an instant is unmatched by anyone.

"It's not forced out by you!"

Cough cough, let’s get down to business, anyway, those guys have seen a lot of my unreliable, except for Omar who is not here now, I think it will be a little troublesome, but the appearance of the eldest sister of the Seven Deadly Sins was quickly accepted by others, especially when When Galina pulled Shirley and called grandma to ask for pocket money, at least Shirley didn't faint this time, she just looked at me as if she wanted to eat me.

Housework aside, the current focus is still the Bayer royal family's countermeasures, which is undoubtedly the most annoying, but at this time, we took the initiative to hand over the choice to the other party and could only respond passively.

Yes, the right or wrong of the incident itself is meaningless, the initiative is the key. Originally, we were the ones to rescue and be invited, and we have the final say on whether to talk or not. If we insist on this matter, or simply throw it into the international arena and become a diplomatic matter, the pressure on us will be greater, at least the pressure on the country of mages will definitely not be small, then maybe I, as an ambassador, will end up as an ambassador up.

Personally, I don't care whether the ambassador is an ambassador or not, but now that I have lost the support of the Kingdom of Mage, I am afraid that many things will be difficult to do.

"...What does Oros mean? How would I know, I was just looking for Shirley to play. Okay, okay, don't look at me like that, I do have some boring things to do, find a place to talk Let's talk."

It's a pity that the consistent unreliability of brass dragons is really frustrating. They always make people wonder when they are talking about business and what they are playing pranks on.

"Why aren't the serious bronze dragons or the easy-going silver dragons here?"

"Fourth sister? She wants to control the fifth and sixth sisters who are always running away. As for the second sister, she will have a lot of fun as soon as she comes out."

After thinking about it for a while, the three-headed dragon couldn't hide it when it came out, and the bronze dragon of the fourth sister looked very decent, but the fifth and sixth, a red dragon and a blue dragon, were all troublemakers.

The example of Yi Wenli once again proved that the physical body can also affect the personality.

And when we got to the quiet room, um, it was the narrow cockpit. There were only me, Shirley, and Ewenli in attendance. I couldn't understand the first sentence that Ewenli said.

"Actually, Little Oros is very grateful to you."

I was taken aback for a moment, but then Yi Wenli explained the current situation a little bit. In fact, I, who has become a wanted criminal of the Bayer Empire, seems to be the savior of this country.

"If you hadn't come, the undead are still pressing on Bayer's head."

In fact, this is indeed the case. If the conspiracy of the undead is not exposed, I am afraid that the real ruler of the capital is still Emperor Esso himself, but I am a little surprised.

"The dragons just watched the situation deteriorate?"

"The other party has a hostage."

"Hostage? Dragons still care about this?"

"If all the Bayers are hostages, do you think you will care?"

"Tears of Casolan?"

Soon, I remembered the undead catalyst agent with a high content in the Bayer's body, and this obviously has something to do with the undead.

"Sure enough, you know...it's a special formula potion, and Casolan's tears are the catalyst, and as long as they smell another fragrance, it will mutate into a new type of undead natural disaster. Then the fun will be great. "

There is no need to mention what the undead natural disaster is. If it is small, it is the biochemical crisis in another world. It is often handled by a few brave men who jumped out suddenly, and it becomes their advanced stage. If it is big, it is life and death. Transformation, everyone becomes zombies, zombies, and skeletons together.

As a professional necromancer, we can make a relatively objective evaluation. In a sense, there are many similarities between the undead natural disaster and the plague. It is related to the time of discovery. If it was on the scale of a town from the beginning, it would be enough to burn the entire town.

If it was a big city with a population of more than 100,000 at the beginning, then the minimum number of deaths would be at least one million, and if it was a superpower with a population of hundreds of millions at the beginning, in the end... probably the only option is to bury the whole world together.

This is not just a qualitative change caused by simple quantity accumulation, but a despair caused by pure probability. As long as there is enough base, it is possible to produce high-level undead from low-level undead. At present, it is about one in a thousand. .

And only if there are enough high-level undead, undead lords and undead monarchs will naturally appear. This is said to be one in ten thousand. As long as the undead monarchs reach a certain number... the undead emperor will also emerge as the times require. Because there are too few examples, It is impossible to count. As for whether there are more outrageous ones, there is only a large enough number, and then use practice to gain true knowledge.

And as long as the high-level undead and undead lords reach a certain level, the new undead natural disasters will not instinctively spread themselves, but will inevitably form undead legions to invade, further expanding the impact of natural disasters.

Fortunately, until today, the largest natural disaster of the undead has not exceeded the unit of 100 million, but if the undead of the Republic of Tak do it, I am afraid that history will be completely rewritten... But I think they made it The super-scale natural disaster of the undead, the world may not be destroyed, because it must have surpassed the bottom line of the gods, the first thing to face is the gods who are the true gods, unless they can get a three-digit undead emperor, otherwise they should do nothing. But the union of all true gods.

"Then you dare to turn against the undead now?"

"It's not because you forced Esso to death."

"Esso?"

"Well, he is the commander-in-chief of the invasion, and he is also the inventor of this new type of natural disaster and plague. When he fell and left no heir to inherit knowledge, since the key to open the door of disaster has been lost, bye You naturally have the confidence to say no to the undead."

For an instant, I paused, then hesitated, and finally said it.

"If I tell you that I have the knowledge left by Esso here, including the method of making the poisonous gas, what will Bayer do?" (To be continued...)