The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

When the dark elf Baker asked me for help, I was very calm. After all, it seems that we are the only ones who can help him now, and I was even a little excited. ".

"Finally, I finally encountered the kingly plot! I, Roland, actually have a day when a hero saves the beauty and fights against slave traders! Could it be that the style of painting is finally going to change, and I am finally going to embark on the journey of Long Aotian."

If it is as I guessed, the eldest daughter of this family was kidnapped and sold by an elf slave trader. In a sense, this is really a lackluster old-fashioned fantasy plot. Going forward is to beat the slave trader and the mastermind behind the scenes , Maybe you can get some servants with full loyalty. This plot is really boring, but it is an unusually domineering development.

"No, it's obviously not the right style of painting, we should think about it."

And if she is in love with a certain boy, and decides to abandon the concept of family and race to pursue her love, it should probably belong to Korean dramas, Japanese dramas, etc., and if she is taken by a domineering prince or president , I am afraid it can be classified as a female channel. If there is a sequel to the court power struggle, it will probably be the best-selling palace fight in the past two years...but it seems that the style of painting there is even more wrong.

"My eldest daughter is Yolanda, she is sixty-seven this year..."

Well, the 67-year-old eldest daughter, it seems that it is a bit too much for this age to stage a palace fight. Could it be that the square dance was too much and was arrested by the city management? Love killing and love triangle at dusk...ahem. I'd better listen to the story seriously.

Reality is always stranger than stories at all. The point is that reality doesn't need to be logical. There are so many strange things in this world, and it is asking for trouble to speculate on the behavior of strange things with normal people's thinking. Even if I have not met, I am sure that the half-elf named Yolanda is definitely weird.

"You mean, as a half-elf with a market value of more than 10,000 gold coins, she went to seek refuge with a certain prince in pursuit of a fortune? Didn't she know that her dark elf blood would make him questionable? Not sure They were sold directly to slave traders. The slave trade in this country is not illegal, and dark elf slaves are always super-high-priced bestsellers. The average price has exceeded 60,000 gold coins, and there is still no market!"

As soon as I said this, all the dark elves present looked at me in surprise, and the little half-elf girl took a step back suddenly, looking at me with dangerous eyes.

Well, it seems that something was accidentally exposed... Well, well, I admit, I was really tempted, and I also thought about buying a dark elf for a while. It's not that there are certain expectations, but that the maid is not around now. It always feels empty, and it's not pleasant to have everything by yourself.

It’s fine if you don’t have an entourage to help you when you go out, even if you wash the dishes after eating, mend the clothes if they are torn,

He even has to boil his own bath water. This is the daily life of a big guy trying to change the whole world.

What’s wrong with heroes and legends, heroes don’t have to wash dishes after eating, don’t legends need to sharpen their knives and mend their clothes... I really miss the old life, at least I don’t have to worry about eating black bread dipped in milk every day, Still drinking milk with crumbs of brown bread.

No way, when you are away from home, how can you always have a big meal ready? Bread and milk are always the staple food of the whole world. I just don’t like it, which is even more uncomfortable.

Well, I admit that I am not a staunch proletarian revolutionary, I have been corrupted by the sugar-coated cannonballs of the feudal society... Whoever said I am a maid accuser, I am a maid accusation, what's wrong! I am a feudal landlord, and my maid accuses me of being proud! At least I'll pay my wages!

As for why elves are considered, it is not because human beings are too fragile and their lifespan is too short. Finding an elf can last for hundreds of years... Cough, one use is not the other, don't think wrongly.

What, a dead cat is okay? I have to prepare milk and eggs for her every day, and when I forget to announce that I abuse cats everywhere, I wonder who is the owner.

But considering my personal image, especially the urban management elves who increasingly regard me as a saint, even if I happened to encounter a country where slave trading is legal, this personal hobby has never been realized. I thought it was a kingly way to crack down on slave traders. , you can get an elf maid openly and aboveboard. Now that the plot is so weird, I am naturally very disappointed.

Of course, Baker didn't know about these changes, he was just entangled with his wonderful daughter.

"Yolanda feels she can hide her identity."

"To sum up, she was poisoned by the knight novels, so she pretended to be an assassin team recruited by a certain prince. If it wasn't for the fact that the maid failed the interview, she would have gone to become a maid?"

When talking about this disappointing eldest daughter, the dark elf Baker was also a little helpless. He still had something to say. For example, the eldest daughter was normal when she was in the mountains, but she became a knight when she came to this city A cripple who is addicted to novels, doesn't work and doesn't go out every day, thinking of being attracted by a domineering prince at home... Recently, he finally went out, but he went to pursue his "true love".

Even when she stopped her from leaving, she probably watched too many stories about pretending to be in love and exposing her identity, and said:

"Worried about being exposed? No, I am the Destiny's Child. Just like the story, all crises will turn into opportunities. When I am exposed, then I should also meet my beloved prince."

"Hey, can my daughter be normal?"

"Hey, I really want a maid."

The sighs of the two men came together, but the content was quite different, but the annoyance in the sighs vaguely resonated, which made me feel a little more favorable towards Baker.

As for me, although I don't understand why Beck's expression is so complicated, I can almost understand Beck's helplessness and worry. After all, bear children are encountered in that family. And the current situation is indeed dangerous. No wonder Baker begged me to save someone.

Now the news that the prince Mills was assassinated by the dark elves should be known to all passers-by. My father and sister are actually the parties involved, so it is easy to do something, but once their identities are exposed, it may be the end of the day.

"This. This is her contact address. I'm afraid we won't be able to enter the city now. Please send her a message... No, please bring her out, whether she wants to or not. After this city It's going to be more dangerous, especially for elves like us."

This is a trivial matter, how could I refuse.

"As expected of a romantic elf family, maybe I will give you an extra half-elf granddaughter in the future."

Seeing the embarrassing atmosphere, when I accepted the contact address, I casually made a joke. Old Baker had a wry smile on his face and didn't say anything, but that little Ruiya who had been biting my hand just now and refused to let go suddenly spoke out.

"Impossible. Our sisters will never find a human husband."

Hearing this, I laughed.

"Little guy, don't hate humans because of this. There are good and bad humans. There are vicious bastards who want to kill you, and there are people who save you. At least I am also a human (probably). "

If this little girl nods her head ignorantly, or simply retorts that "all human beings are villains", it is probably a normal plot, but she...

"Are you mentally handicapped? What does this have to do with human beings being good or bad?"

Rhea rolled her eyes and looked at me like I was looking at an idiot, just like Heloise looks at me sometimes...

I just remembered that half-elves are a famous pseudo-loli family. Their growth speed is comparable to elves, but their souls are only slightly slower than humans. A half-elf who looks like a young girl should have the knowledge and personality of an adult. Not good, the older sister who was poisoned by knight novels is also not an adult in appearance.

"Ordinary people's lifespan is so short, our lifespan is so long, and it was doomed to be a tragic love from the very beginning, how could I be foolish enough to touch it."

When she said this, Rhea looked at her father angrily.

"From the time when my mother was wrinkled and got along with my father, I felt that this might not be the right choice. From the day my mother left us like this ten years ago, I vowed not to find a human being as a future partner. Only that incomprehensible elder sister is so stupid and innocent, when she comes back, I will teach her a lesson!"

Facing the anger of his youngest daughter, Father Baker was full of helplessness and guilt. In his own opinion, being with the one he loves for a lifetime is enough, but for the daughters, seeing their mother die and die, it brought A lot of trouble.

I just remembered another question....

"Then you actually have the thinking of an adult, why did you bite me?"

"I hate the guy who treats me like a child the most, especially the guy who you can tell is an idiot."

"Idiot? Me?"

"I'm already sixty years old. I'm about to advance to a master of alchemy and enchantment (gold rank). I can speak twelve languages. If it weren't for special circumstances, I would have already had the title of bachelor. You can't be twenty at most, isn't it because of What would you do if you were born with a higher status? You are not an ignorant idiot."

In a sense, the half-elves are indeed a family of the gods. Their growth rate is comparable to that of humans, and with the discounted lifespan of elves, as long as they are not too lazy, they will reach the peak in a certain aspect sooner or later, but perhaps it is also This talent beyond the blood origin of the two races made them unpopular among the two races.

And the body is not fully developed, so naturally it is impossible to achieve success in combat. If you want to learn spells, there is no channel. It is indeed a more appropriate choice to work hard in the academic field that is biased towards knowledge. Talent and hard work are not bad.

It was the first time that I was accused of being ignorant, and I was a little annoyed immediately, but then. But thought of some other trivial.

If this Rhea really has the mind of an adult. How could you foolishly offend me on my territory. The intensification of conflicts now is nothing more than showing our own value and attracting our attention. A gold-rank double master who is about to break through is very valuable, but a master who has no self-protection ability can only become a treasured property.

Perhaps, she also saw the current situation, and thought of the possibility of being handed over as a murderer. It is better to be squeezed out of value than to be tied to the stake. Otherwise, she wouldn't risk exposing her own value. In this way, her mind and action have far surpassed her immature appearance.

"Heloise, it seems to be your kind, a pseudo-loli who looks innocent but has a dark belly. Why can't I meet a silly, cute, normal one."

"Cut, it's far behind me, but it's indeed a good seedling. I plan to do a few small tests. If it's possible, maybe you will have more junior sisters."

"Come on. Many of my senior brothers and sisters have gone, and there are still a few who can survive to the present. If your mentorship comes again, just play with the little girl by yourself."

Throw the dead cat rolling and screaming in the air to the little girl, and say, "Little girl, don't think too much, Bayer is not yet able to let me hand it over. There are at least 10,000 cats." I didn't even look at Rhea who was full of surprise, and I planned to go about my own affairs.

Now that a preliminary agreement has been reached with the "Royal Bayer", naturally there is no need to hide in the narrow assault boat. While letting them make some adjustments, it is time for me to check the situation of the people staying in the house .

Those who stayed at the diplomatic mission were all real "diplomats" who came from the country of mages. The two countries did not fight each other, so they kept the attitude of probing Bayer.

And I just went out, but a person chased out from behind.

"Green... Galina?"

"I also want to go out for a walk. I just encountered this kind of thing when I came here. I haven't been shopping in Bayer yet."

Compared with the past, although I put on the blindfold with the same evil eyes, my complexion is much better. Although I still look young, but I dress a little more feminine and cute. The effect, but the tacit understanding between Cavens and me.

"Two descendants, one on each side, whoever has the most achievements in his disciples will show who is the most powerful." Probably that's what Cavens thought.

Leaving aside whether the idea of ​​the Secondary School is right or not, at least without the shouts of blood, Galina can sleep peacefully every night, at least her personality has matured a lot... Watching her skillfully jump into that In the "Green-style" armor, I clicked the switches with my fingers briskly, and activated the mechanical armor with excitement on my face. I immediately decided to take back this sentence.

"Boss, the power of the current 'Green' is more than five times that of before, and there is also a gunpowder magazine with space for equipment reserves, and its combat power is at least three times that of before. Give an order, let us fight hard."

A thick male voice came out from the armor, one by one lights came out from the armor, all kinds of weapons and artillery were taken out and adjusted, and the rotary machine gun under the arm was automatically loaded with ammunition. Hearing this, he was ecstatic because the battle was imminent I reconfirmed the folk rumor about Queen Sluwell—the queen is a double artificial, as long as she puts on the mecha, her personality will automatically switch.

Shaking my head, I don't think too much, I'm not a middle school student like Cavens and Heloise's education freak, what will become of Galina, let nature take its course.

But right now, I can almost understand why she followed me automatically. She probably didn't know that we and Bayer had some other conversations. When she saw me going out, she thought there was a chance for a fight, so she followed me directly.

But I have no intention of refusing, just to talk about the changes in my hometown. Although I have a lot of information, how can it compare with the personal experience of the person involved.

As expected, Galina was very upset when she found out that there was no war.

"My new weapon needs a chance to be tested in actual combat..."

But when it comes to the situation in the Northland, she is still serious. After all, she has been the queen for nearly a year now, and unlike Renee who has many supporters, Galina can mostly rely on only yourself.

"As long as the new crops can produce a good harvest, this year's situation will not be so bad. It seems that a new Mithril mine has been discovered on the holy mountain of the barbarians, but those old guys are still trying to stop mining. But I think it's only a matter of time before they nod under the silver bullet offensive of your Chamber of Commerce. Of course, I guess what you want to know most is the direction of public opinion and the mental outlook of the people in the Northland. I can only say that it is much better than expected Many, the morale is very strong now, and the hearts of the people are available...."

The young girl in the open armor is talking about business affairs, but her little hands are handling a handful of firearms, disassembling, assembling, debugging, and there is nothing wrong with being distracted. It's strange, but I'm a little happy. After all, the Northland has become our base, and the best news is if everything goes well there.

In a sense, Galina is much more normal than her cousin Renee, at least compared to Princess Renee, who is more and more known as the "moving seal", Queen Galina's reputation for being good at government affairs and wisdom is getting louder and louder.

As a talented engineer, Galina already has a deep understanding of magic mechanics, and she has even set out to use the creations of magic mechanics to change the lives of the people of Sluwell Kingdom. Talent, maybe Cavens's idea is not wrong. Compared with Renee who is becoming more and more "brute force", Galina is the most suitable successor for me who has a lot of miscellaneous knowledge.

Of course, this is not because I plan to retire to the second line at a young age, but it is necessary to choose a backup in advance. To what assassin.....

"Well, suddenly I felt that I was really crow-mouthed."

"Hehe, I feel lucky... It's time to show them our new equipment."

There was only one street away from the temporary station, but the street suddenly became sparsely populated, and the deliberately hidden sound of breathing and the shadow in the darkness had already exposed the identity of the visitor—the assassin.

"Hey, Galina, remember to leave two people alive to ask about the situation." (To be continued...)

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