The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

In the small and private courtyard, a "battle" between a man and a woman was coming to an end, and the woman was already lying on the ground moaning helplessly.

"Have you had enough? I've been tossing all night. I can't take it anymore. I go to take medicine when I'm tired, but I don't have a moment to rest. I've never seen you so shameless."

The silk scarf on the smaller body was the only fig leaf, but it was also soaked with water at this time, and the red glow on the cheeks like a child was exhausted, which could make the famous Snake Lady show such a powerless look. Pretty, maybe, I should be proud.

The mysteries of the human body are endless. High-level undead imitating normal human physiological reactions is not just for pleasure. It seems that in order to tap the potential of the body, the Serpent Queen has at least restored the functions of several sensory organs and secretion of body fluids.

"Hehe, since you can't resist, just lie down and enjoy it, um, if you can't stand it, just lie down with your thighs open...Damn it, whoever throws a brick at me."

Looking at the Snake Queen who has been called Rao, and listening to her exhausted moaning, I smiled and laughed complacently, but someone turned their heads and threw me away.

"Don't talk nonsense, there are still minors here! Is it interesting to say so deliberately? What kind of bodily fluids, just say sweat is not enough!"

Glancing around, Galina, Dimiret and other minors (appearances) all looked at me with interest, what the hell are those high-magnification telescopes and memory crystals for? Are you planning to make a copy and sell it for money... If it sells well, remember to share the bill with me afterwards!

"...Looking at what she said was so interesting, I accidentally followed her. Alexandra, get up. The one hundred and twenty round of training. Let's continue. This time we must last at least thirty seconds! "

Yes, it's just pure martial arts training, and I don't have the habit of abusing prisoners. As for those who have some or not, they naturally don't have them when they are stared at by a group of people... Cough, I just want a seductive look suitable for a maid outfit Maid, as a man, is this wrong?

cough cough. Closer to home, in my small private yard, there is no discordant thing going on, torture play or something, I really want to put it on, but I just made the top ten torture instruments of the Qing Dynasty out of ice, The Lady Snake recruited everything without hesitation.

"You can give in so easily, your honor and loyalty? Have you practiced so hard? Your monk's indomitable heart? How can you just do it like this! Then I don't have a sense of accomplishment?"

"Honor? The dead don't have honor. Loyalty? The king I served is dead."

Well, she surrendered so confidently, what she said was too reasonable. I suddenly have nothing to say.

In fact, taking the consuls under me as an example, the loyalty and honor of the undead monarchs should not be expected too much. Those who have died once take lesser care of fame other than obsession. Well, to put it bluntly, they are all a bunch of bastards who have no integrity and no belief.

And in the plane of death, the competition between the undead monarchs is also an annexation system for the winner to get everything. The law of the jungle and obedience to the strong have been engraved in their blood. Surrender or something, you don’t need to think too much, especially if the opponent is someone else. When an undead emperor.

"I've tried my best, and this can be regarded as repaying Lord Esso's kindness for canceling the soul contract before his death."

Of course, I can't believe this kind of information that comes too easily. The undead also have their own communication methods. Extracting the other party's soul can indeed obtain information, but it is obviously too wasteful. The affiliation obtained by relying on the contract is the most Common and effective.

A soul contract is a contract in which the master dies and the servant follows the death. Undead bosses with a little backbone will not sign it unless they have to. Esso has indeed obtained the allegiance of these proud undead monarchs. At least no matter how threatened I am, this guy will Unwilling to sign a soul contract.

Taking a step back, it took me a lot of thinking just to get the epic undead to sign a servant contract with mandatory orders. At least the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty I showed again basically had no deterrent effect. In the end, I took out the frozen flame and threatened She turned into an eternal ice sculpture, so she obediently obeyed.

But even if she surrendered and sold all her teammates neatly, we still had nothing to gain.

The Snake Queen herself has been in this plane for less than a year. She is an elite undead monarch who only belongs to Esso. commander.

The original contact point will definitely not be used after she is captured, and Esso's backbone strength has also been almost dug out. Alexandra didn't know much at first. Now, it is estimated that some undead are still useful. The characters and abilities of the emperor and the undead monarch are basically zero in a short period of time.

"I don't raise trash here. If I pay for food, I can use it to pay back... Why are you looking at me like this? Am I wrong? Such a rare opponent should be used to practice martial arts. Come on, let's do it right Practice a round."

It seems that something has gone wrong there recently, and my speech always seems to go to strange places.

But I am afraid that for me, the greatest value of the Lady Snake at present is to use it for training and learning martial arts.

"If it wasn't for this armor this time, I would have died hundreds of times."

I like post-battle summaries, because the problems exposed in actual combat are always extremely fatal. For example, the research after save\u0026 is often very smooth. Of course, if you don’t make it through, the experience summarized after death and resurrection will be more effective. , Generally speaking, the game experience value given by badend is a lot, and the equipment and experience from the last time can be inherited, but unfortunately in the real world, there are not many such opportunities, and time cannot allow me to reincarnate infinitely, otherwise I will develop a perfect game sooner or later. Template... It seems that the topic is getting more and more deviated.

Cough, let’s get down to business, before this battlefield, I didn’t expect to be so miserable when I was suppressed by melee combat. It's not that this armor has amazing defensive power, I should have been defeated long ago.

If it is a pure martial arts duel, I have already lost countless times, although the monk is indeed called a melee evildoer profession. But it was targeted so badly. It is also too outrageous. And since you can't figure it out, you might as well ask your opponent.

Of course, she refused at first! Probably because she thinks... ah... I just surrendered, you can’t call me what I’m going to do right away, isn’t that just making yourself cheap, and then, I showed off the transformation technology of Heloise, Said that slime can't satisfy me anymore. You choose to be a snail or an earthworm, so she obediently obeys.

"Your swordsmanship? Not bad. I really have no irony. You should be the foundation laid by the ancient court school. The foundation of each sword is in place. Coupled with very good fighting intuition and talent, it is difficult to say that you are a hundred years old. The swordsmanship genius I saw is also right, um, it is considered very good among human beings."

Well, those last few words negate everything, yes. You are good, but "only among men". You are "a once-in-a-century swordsmanship genius", but sorry, you are still only a human being.

I didn't become angry, just listened silently, because this is the reality, since the Snake Queen can beat me to the north with melee combat, just listen to what she has to say, besides, according to my experience, in the professional field, you must obey The experience of experts, the harsh words of experts are generally good words.

"...Yes, among humans, you are not bad, but you should have seen it after you fought with me. Your sword skills are still obsessed with the situation that the opponent is a 'human'. What is remarkable is that it is three to four meters long. Big guy. Sword skills lack imagination and change, so I can easily predict it, and I can even see the direction of your next move just by staring at your eyes and muscle movements."

This is indeed a problem, but how can I solve it? I can't lose my bones all over my body, and I can't change the direction of my joints. Even if I have imagination, I can't use it.

"Don't look at me suspiciously, I have a basis for what I say. Have you ever seen an opponent who suddenly disintegrates and throws his limbs as bombs at you? Have you ever seen an opponent who is covered in greasy fists and will be glued to it? Have you seen that? Have you ever faced an opponent whose body is indestructible and whose only physical weakness is on the soles of the feet? Do you know the dexterity advantage of my choice of this body type? Before I formed my own fighting style, I not only experienced countless battlefields, but also challenged the world. Thousands of monasteries, fought against thousands of legendary monks."

After a pause, the Snake Lady suddenly showed a slightly frightened expression, as if recalling some painful memories.

"...Actually, I am nothing. Don't think that my hand-to-hand combat skills have reached the peak. In fact, I have also lost dozens of times in thousands of fights, and I escaped by chance. Some of them even managed to punch hard. The punch directly shattered all my joints, if I hadn't already been a blood race at that time, I'm afraid the best result would be a lifelong disability."

Sure enough, the older the monks are, the more monstrous they become. The only way to deal with them is to never let them get close. Fortunately, the monks don't seem to live very long. Inexplicably, I think of Emdil Loken. His monk form seems to be Just to imitate this certain opponent he couldn't beat.

"In the plane of the undead, in order to compete for the possibility of advancement and survival, the battle between the undead never stops. At least three of my past opponents at the same level can easily defeat me, and two of the undead emperors have far superior martial skills. Beyond me. Most of them are in pure human form, but their fighting skills have reached a realm beyond my reach. And there are even more who beat me with their natural abilities."

Originally, I was very proud of my sword skills. After all, I became a sword master by casual practice, which is enough to prove my talent, but now it seems that it is still "the category of human beings". If you put it more than three hundred years ago , this is still enough to be proud of, and enough to run rampant in the world, but...

"Considering the future opponents, it's not going to work at all."

The opponents in the future will only become stronger and stronger. Thousand-year-old and ten-thousand-year-old monsters may be encountered. No matter how powerful my magic sword is, it is still meaningless if I can't hit it. So, as my combat power system An important cornerstone of sword skills, the strengthening of sword skills is very necessary.

"Actual combat, can't you tell at your level? The accumulation of combat experience will bring about sharp changes sooner or later. Your foundation is very solid, but you obviously lack actual combat experience. By the way, there are also various ancient sword skills. Using human beings to achieve an effect that cannot be achieved by magic."

I thought of the ancient and ancient sword skills in the exchange list of the system and justice points, and then looked at the empty justice points that were spent again. I remembered that the dead cat and the system were "helping me" to spend money recently. The less I saved, the original enough to buy half of the book, but now I only have enough to buy one page, and tears almost fell down.

"One page, I don't know if Beyana will be sold or not, ahem, this is too embarrassing, I don't want to think about it for the time being...Since the ancient sword skills are ignored for the time being, let's practice it in actual combat first, isn't this a rare target right in front of us?"

Well, it’s impossible to go to the battlefield as cannon fodder now, and the war among mortals on the main plane can’t give me the experience points I need. It’s rare to meet an opponent like Alexandra, so I limited her physical strength At the golden level, she was not allowed to make ultimate moves, and then reduced the speed, lowered the difficulty comprehensively, and continued to practice.

But even so, I was still beaten badly at the beginning, but later I found out that the "dream log" can restore my physical strength and injuries just like on the battlefield, which is what the snake lady said to "take medicine". After more than a hundred games, the situation has changed... well, it hasn't changed, it's so easy to make progress.

Although I was still beaten, at least I persisted for a little longer. It's a pity that the snake lady is lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, unwilling to get up.

"Okay, I'll let you go today, it's too wasteful to use it all at once... Don't try to run away, countless eyes are staring at you, or you will turn into a mouse, and you just happen to be with Heroy Make a pair!"

"...Let me remind you a little bit, if you plan to turn her into a mouse, you'd better tell Beifeng, he recently brought back a brood of white-haired agouti."

"Yes, I will."

"Who is Sad Wind?"

The ignorant Lord of the Undead asked curiously, and the smirking Galina directly handed her a book, and then the Snake Queen turned a few pages and stood up immediately.

"Master Roland, I suddenly have some experience again, let's continue to practice."

Looking at this slightly trembling undead lord, while lamenting that someone's lethality is getting stronger and stronger, he couldn't help but come up with an idea.

"Or, if we meet a captive who refuses to surrender in the future, we will turn him into an animal and feed him to Beifeng."

"It's too inhumane!"

"This is simply inhumane!"

"My lord, think twice, you will be regarded as an evil villain just for doing such evil deeds!"

"Boss, I object, I, Beifeng, am not a casual person!"

"Well, you are not human when you get up casually." (To be continued...)

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