The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

No one would have thought that a bad gambler and lazy drunkard full of nonsense would really be that "invaluable" epic hero. After all, in the eyes of the world, the strong can be proud, cunning, and dishonest, but they will never Don't show face. ▲∴top▲∴point▲∴small▲∴say, www.

"When a man gets angry, his blood splatters five steps; when the princes get angry, his blood flows into the oars; when the emperor gets angry, he lays down millions of corpses. When you come out to mess around, isn't it just for one breath, whoever hits my face, I want his life!"

But there really are such shameless epic heroes in this world...

"Save face? Can I eat it? Well, it's definitely to cover up my identity, not purely for bad taste."

Well, I admit that sometimes, when you are clearly telling the truth, others don't believe it, which is also very funny.

But in another aspect, I am not lying, I am indeed extremely weak now.

[Roland Lan, Strength 24, Sensitivity 24, Body 25, Wisdom 32, Mind 22, Charm 20, Bloodline: Arbiter, Talent Abilities: War Angel Form, Original Sin Demon God Form, Titan's Blood, Underworld Gaze, Basic Occupation : Level 60 Knight of Order/Level 60 Chaos Witch King/Level 10 Four Spirit Swordsman, advanced occupation: Level 6 Lord of Winter, the comprehensive level cannot be evaluated. Demon Pet: Heloise, Mount/Armor: Irene Bella. 】

This was my attribute before the Battle of Hades, but now...

[Roland Lan, strength 4, agility 7, body 5, wisdom 32, mind 22, charm 22 (secret growth), bloodline: arbiter and wood spirit hybrid... What is the power of the handless chicken, this is up. 】

"I didn't know she would be so narrow-minded! She actually gave me a curse of weakness!"

[….I think you deserve it. 】

"Same as above. By the way, if I say it, I will attack harder."

I regret bringing Dead Cat and Asteria out more and more. Since Asteria doesn't use the camouflage system. All kinds of unscrupulous jokes and double complaints are very frustrating.

But she provides the system panel. It is indeed very convenient, and after the exchange, in order to facilitate the practice, she also gave some detailed judgment basis.

The attribute does not increase linearly, but is obtained by analogy of the same kind. The higher the data, the less existence can be achieved.

[Strength (muscle strength and physical strength): Four points of strength (the lower limit of human beings is 3, which is roughly equivalent to a vegetable. So if the strength is only 4, some people say that you have no strength to restrain a chicken is a compliment. Generally speaking, a The goose is six, so you are a veritable half-goose power!)]

[Agility (including physical flexibility, hand-eye coordination, reaction force, body coordination and other comprehensive attributes, even the control over the body is the speed of your nerve response): seven points of agility (Amila is still very conscientious, this The stage is just an occasional fall on the flat ground, which is still very cute, that is, about a dozen times a day. If it is lower by two points, you really have to worry about dying from inexplicable choking on drinking water, slipping watermelon peel and falling off the cliff, etc. Funny event)]

【Physical (physical health, degree of resistance to disasters and diseases). Five-point physique (Sister Taozi...Sister Lin Daiyu. Are you okay? Don't cry anymore, be careful that you will cry to death. Last time you fainted from crying. It was hard to save you.) Note: Due to your body It's just that the basic attributes are forcibly sealed by the curse of weakness. Your real attributes are still there, and your physique will still be above the healthy standard line. You don't need to worry about getting drunk or starving when you drink or eat, but the hangover the next day will definitely not let you good. Obedient, quit drinking! 】

The basic attribute is the foundation of the body, and the other three are related to the soul. Leaving aside the caster's measurements that remain the same, just the melee measurements that are weak to such a degree are already doomed to be dead.

As for why this happened, why those two guys say I deserve it, it starts with the backhand I left behind...

The gods of the underworld are part of the rules of the underworld, and it is impossible for them to leave their bodies. This is not only the need of the rules, but also a means of checks and balances in a sense.

This restriction is much stricter than that of the gods of Ashe, but it is to avoid repeating the mistakes of the gods interfering too much in the mortal world.

And since the underworld itself represents a fair trial, the four-pillar gods who are the masters of the underworld cannot violate the most basic rules. They will never leave the underworld, otherwise the so-called fairness and justice will become a joke.

It stands to reason that the sleepless Roland, who is the pillar of the law, will also stay in the underworld forever, but this iron rule is the only back door reserved by me. No, it can't be called the back door, but my ability is really special, " "just happens" to achieve reincarnation following the requirements of the rules.

Well, the loophole I exploited was "Sleepless" Roland. I became the Pillar of the Law in the form of the Sleepless and Roland, and when the deity is removed, the Sleepless is still the Pillar of the Law, always just The God of Judgment, the loss of self makes it more in line with the meaning of justice, but "Roland" is just an ordinary dead person in the underworld...

The rest is easy to understand. I only lived for a few years in this life, and I haven’t violated many laws of God. There aren’t even many crimes worthy of punishment. I completed the punishment of purgatory in less than a year, and I re-entered naturally. reincarnation.

It is not the first time to re-enter reincarnation. Under normal circumstances, ordinary souls should erase all memories and ego, and start from scratch, but the person who can maintain himself in reincarnation does not want to have another parent and a long and terrible childhood. During the period, every time I climbed out of the Styx, and then found a system with the ability to create, I asked for a chance to start all over again.

And it would be too time-consuming to start all over again this time, so I thought of other existences with creation authority, maybe they will have a way.

Yes, other creators, the Goddess of Creation is no longer the only creator in this world. Unlike thousands of years ago, due to some unpredictable changes, there are two existences with the authority of the creator in this world that I can choose.

Needless to say, one of them is Hades. As one of the former masters of Hades, this road can be regarded as completely familiar, and the gods of Hades will give me the green light.

But if I choose the underworld, since the ghosts and other clans in the underworld cannot leave, unless I join the underworld messenger's underworld dragon clan, I will not be able to leave the underworld.

But I don't want to be reincarnated as a giant lizard at all. Dragons are fundamentally different from human bodies. It would take countless hours to get familiar with **. Since the underworld is impossible to get through, and the only option left, it is more straightforward - the Wood Spirit Clan of the Forest of Dreams!

Within the scope of the Forest of Dreams, the Wood Spirits can directly convert adventurers into the blood of the Wood Spirits without having to start all over again. This is also the most popular charging item for the Wood Spirits. The soul is directly converted into a newborn wood spirit, which is obviously a kind of reincarnation that belongs only to them.

I've said it before. Between accidents and accidents, within the scope of the Forest of Dreams, Amyra actually reached the authority of the Goddess of Creation.

The most obvious evidence is probably the completely independent soul reincarnation of the wood spirits, independent of other worlds, which is obviously a privilege that only belongs to the creator.

Although this authority is obviously restricted, as a natural race, they may be the strongest in the ability to regenerate the body, and this is what I lack the most.

So, when the execution of the "big plan" was on the agenda. I personally went to the Forest of Dreams in Baier and handed them a blood coffin.

"….This is a sample of my flesh and blood. Is it enough?"

"Don't worry, father, we will reshape a body for you. When your soul is destroyed, you can be resurrected through this physical body. We know the same principle as the Lich's phylactery. But how can you guarantee the return of your soul?" Flesh body? Do you need a ritual like summoning the soul?"

"Hehe, we have our own plan."

"Father, after giving so much flesh and blood at once, your body will become weak and your combat power will be greatly reduced. What should you do?"

"Hehe, we have our own plan."

Back then, in order to keep it completely secret, I didn't even tell the truth about the wood spirit, I just said a physical body as a spare. In fact, as expected, I didn't have the opportunity to fight in person.

And when the Underworld was successfully established, the development of the world was as expected. With the investment of the entire Wood Spirit Clan, the spare body cloned with my own flesh and blood did retain most of my abilities, but... It's better than God's fortune, in the end, it was still a little bit worse.

"And you just bumped into it?"

"I didn't know that Amyra would wake up so coincidentally, I didn't know that she would, she would..."

[Forced marriage? In fact, little Amyra is very good. On the contrary, from a female point of view, you are the most excessive, and it is cheap to curse you. 】

"Yeah, first promise a woman to marry with sweet words, get the 'dowry', and then turn around and run away from the marriage. Isn't this the emotional fraud and cheating marriage that women hate the most? You are a super scum, Amy La just gave Your curse is really cute."

cute? Are you sure that the woman who is entwined with countless snake vines and intends to swallow me for revenge is cute? Are you sure that the devil witch who created the super earthquake that swept across the three counties was just to prevent my escape from being cute? Do you think that hysterical crazy woman who makes a terrifying face in the clouds and shouts "Roland, you are dead" is cute?

"it was all your fault!"

【your fault! 】

I feel like crying, have I become a public enemy of women for no reason?

It wasn't you guys who persuaded me to run away, one by one "How can a marriage without feelings be happy", "She must be sleepy, you have to think about the consequences, what do you think Eliza will do if she knows? "Isn't that what you said? How did it become all my fault in the blink of an eye? Can you be reasonable.

"No! It's all your fault anyway."

[Isn’t there a saying on earth that the privilege of women is unreasonable! 】

Well, it seems that in some cases it is impossible to reason with a woman, but anyway, I have reaped the consequences.

This physical body was written by Amyla, and it was naturally branded by her. The Creator seems to repair the creation too easily. This weak curse that makes people unable to take care of themselves is her trump card to force me to go back obediently.

It is worth mentioning that, as my soul-bound magic pet, the dead cat was brutally beaten back to its original state after being majestic, and the purgatory she was guarding could only be guarded by her special clone.

Although the ability is rather special, the avatar is much stronger than the main body, and Heloise is probably the only one.

But in another sense, this cursed weakness is not all bad things...

"Perhaps, I will become stronger because of this, at least, stronger than that muscular idiot."

The blade of the knife falls slowly, and the meticulous knife work cuts out slices of beef. It seems simple, but if you compare carefully, you will find that each piece of beef is as thin as paper, and the thickness and shape of each slice are the same.

It's understandable if it's a good sword, but the kitchen knife I'm using at this time is a blunt knife that doesn't hurt anyone's blood.

Eyesight, hand strength, and heart strength, the heavy body is a natural shackle, and the lack of strength makes it necessary to use the strength of the whole body every time. The heart and body are in perfect harmony in the practice. Perhaps, if you really want to practice, there is nowhere in life. Cannot practice.

A piece of fruit was thrown in the air, the knife flashed, and what fell into the bowl were exquisite fruit piece puzzles. After the last scoop, there was an extra rabbit sculpture.

"At least, the control of power is much stronger, and I have a new understanding. Then, this time, let me start again from the subtle, and see if I can surpass that idiot..."

When Hades has been successfully established, most of the heavy responsibilities on me have been relieved. If there is still any concern, it is the promise back then, to teach that idiot who fell into the abyss a good lesson.

"Now, it's too far away."

Back then we were almost the same, more than 300 years have passed, if we only look at the combat power of individuals, we can’t compare at all, if I hadn’t cheated, I’m afraid I would have been hacked to death by his sword, and from the end he saw Cynthia’s real body Judging from his joy, and the view from his back when he left, the next time we meet again, he will definitely become stronger.

Theoretically speaking, our talents should be as different. From the perspective of hard work, we should have no time to be lazy. There is such an obvious gap in the end between two people who run almost as fast. Difficult to judge.

In the past three hundred years, too many chores distracted my energy. I spent a lot of effort thinking, planning, and strategizing. Finally, I got what I wanted. A mature team is gradually changing the world. Better yet, the end of the world seems to have been averted.

As the prince of the abyss, his daily life is probably killing, eating, killing, and eating, and he has also obtained what he wants most. He has become the most powerful existence in this world, and he even crushed his enemy to death. ,

It's hard to say who made the right choice, because there is no distinction between high and young in everyone's life choices, but it makes me very uncomfortable to lose to that idiot easily in the individual heads-up.

Now that I have no other pressure, I am very interested to know if I can finally fight against it if I put all my energy on my own practice.

"Carlo! Isn't the roast beef and fruit salad ready yet?"

"Soon, soon."

Katerina’s urgent urging sound came from outside the kitchen, and I realized that I accidentally sliced ​​the beef too thin and did not roast it separately. Those fruit puzzles and sculptures can’t make a salad, and everything has to start all over again. It seems that I should deal with it first. It's business, let's think about practice. (To be continued..) R527

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