The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Lord Sleepless. Please lend me money! As long as you are willing to lend me money, I will do anything!"

The girl's better face was full of red clouds, and her eyes were full of tears and longing, but I was a little dumbfounded.

As soon as I went out, Victoria hugged my robe, she was reluctant to let go, and she asked me to borrow money to buy a belt.

"That...sir, we just learned that at that auction, there was a rare item, Edwina's transformation belt, if possible, I also ask you. This, I can mortgage with my salary, I You are still young, you can work for another two hundred years.”

It was strange that Diana, who had been hiding from me recently, summoned up her courage and worked hard to get financial support from me for the happiness of her younger brother, even at the expense of signing a prostitution contract for hundreds of years.

After Eliza got rid of dozens of curses, including shamanism, from Victoria, Victoria lived with her sister, but maybe because she heard too many rumors about me, she was a little afraid of me, but she always stayed away from me. Far away, even if I met you in the corridor, I would walk away on tiptoe, as if I could eat people.

"My lord!! As long as you are willing to lend me money to take that belt, I... I will give it up and serve you well with my paternity skills. I know you like boys! Last time, I refused because of this. My service, but this time, if I have the opportunity to change back to a man, you will be happy too. Right! I will make you very happy."

"Victoria!!" Her older sister Diana looked at her younger sister with a shocked face. She didn't expect that under Victoria's cheerful smile, there would be so much pain. For a chance to become a boy, she was so willing to sacrifice.

"Sister, needless to say, Edwina has only one belt in this life, if I miss this opportunity, I can only be a woman for the rest of my life. As long as I can change back, even if I use my body to serve the devil, it's nothing! !"

The elf girl with tears in her eyes is full of awareness of sacrifice, and she has the ambition to serve the devil for the goal, reminds me of the heroic revolutionary who died...

"Cough, then, as a 'devil (reread)', can you tell me what happened??"

The two elves shivered with fright, and under my pressure, the explanation was clear in a few words.

Edwin's belt, also known as Edwina's belt, is an epic wonder with a curse. Its only function is to completely change the gender of the user, and once worn, it cannot be removed for life.

Because of its strange characteristics, any wearer who wears it by mistake will not leak it. Otherwise, it is a trivial matter to be ridiculed, because it is too miserable for this kind of thing to be murdered and stolen.

And this time, for the majesty of the so-called dungeon master, the old lion is trying his best to collect the rare and precious treasures that can be used for the Eternal Night Scepter. ,

A certain interesting dungeon master under the Lion King just killed his favorite and handed over Edwina's belt

In this world, there is no airtight wall. The news that this belt is about to be auctioned has long been leaked. For ordinary people, this is a rare treasure in a nightmare, but for Victoria, it is the only life-saving straw.

"My lord, please, I've had enough of waking up and feeling empty down there. And the way those men looked at me, they just wanted to eat me in one bite, it was so bearable, I thought about it. , I got goosebumps all over my body...and that once a month day, it's a nightmare for men!!"

Looking at this girl with pear blossoms and rain,

In telling a man's nightmare with tears, I somehow feel a little joy. At this moment, for the image of the sleepless, I can only try to hold back my laughter, so as not to laugh rudely.... But suddenly, I figured out The subtext of the words just now.

"Wait! Do you mean that I rejected you last time because you were a woman? You also said that you are willing to serve me if you become a man? In other words, you thought I was gay!!

No man could pretend he didn't hear this rumor. Immediately, I was furious and angry, and asked.

"Who said that!! Who dares to spread rumors! I want to make her look good!!"

"However, the sisters in the team said so, isn't your lover the city lord Adam? Besides, the two of you haven't been married for more than a hundred years, just because of each other's existence. Although I'm not an adult, I'm not very I understand, but this century-old love is really touching. There are also novels and pictorials with you as the protagonists in my sister's place... uuu, what is my sister doing with my mouth shut."

"Hehe, my lord, I'm sorry, all the people below are talking nonsense. Not many people know the secret of you and Adam. We will keep it a secret, don't worry!!" Covering the mouth of the sister who broke the news , Diana nodded sympathetically.

At this moment, 10,000 grass and mud horses run away in my heart, and thunder is rolling in my ears.

"Lord Roland is already a lich, so it's even harder to fall in love with the city lord... Ah, I really want to break the news to those painters, their pictorial is too conservative, too outdated, life and death The same-sex love of ** is so beautiful!! No, Diana, you have to hold back, and you must not leak the secret of the Sleepless Lord for your own desires."

And if I knew the thoughts of the seemingly serious female knight in front of me, I'm afraid, if I didn't hit her with a hammer, I should find a pillar and kill her on the spot.

"Who said it!! Who spread it first!!" If a rumor spreads to a fanboy book with no master behind it, I definitely don't believe it.

"Silver... Silver Rose, what happened fifteen years ago... Everyone thinks it's true. There are more than 100 versions of the album, and everyone thinks you've acquiesced."

Immediately, the rising flames were poured cold water, and I was dumbfounded.

"Eliza!! Fifteen years ago? Wasn't it when I asked her to spread Adam rumors."

I wanted to be angry, but it was a little funny. At that time, wasn't it me who taught her to spread Adam's rumors so that she couldn't find a girlfriend? It seems that another classic shot himself in the foot.

I was still surprised at the time why the rumors worked so well. Now, it seems that the content of the rumors has been replaced by the cunning Eliza. How can a man with a mutated sexual orientation be liked by a woman? The sleepless were trembling before them.

"Sure enough, Eliza, I'm not popular, I can't find a girlfriend, whatever you think is your fault!!"

When I say this in the past, there will definitely be a cold voice on the side that will spit me out.

"No, that's why your brain is flooded/Do you need me to give you a mirror/Dead souls also want to fall in love, hehe."

Well, even if she's not here now, I'm used to brainstorming for her vicious tongue.

At this moment, people who are accustomed to hiding in my shadow with their poisonous tongues lie quietly in their own room, unconscious, thinking of this powerless reality, my full of resentment, but all of a sudden vanished.

An instinctive sense of powerlessness surfaced, and I waved my hand weakly.

"I'm not gay, you explain to me clearly, then confiscate those messy things, and I'll help you get that belt."

As soon as I finished speaking, the two dark elves wept with joy, hugged each other and nodded again and again, but in the corner behind, a group of big men jumped out, waving their hands desperately and shaking their heads.

"Well... 'don't promise' that's why."

If you look closely, some of those guys are rookies in the Hall of Falcons, some are judges in the courtroom, young and old, the only thing in common is that they are all male, and they also wear strange clothes and slogans.

"Victoria Support Club Number One!" Well, I kind of got it.

"Men and women are actually the same, little Victor is the highest." This seems to be a bit twisted. He is also the only one who nodded and shook his head, apparently caught in a contradiction...

"Long live Queen Victoria!!" Oh, this one has undoubtedly hit the historical truth and has the potential to be a genius.

I get it, it must be a leak, these guys are coming to stop Victoria from turning back into a man.

Facing the excited men, I smiled and showed a series of thieves sign language.

On the other side, the dwarf who is proficient in thieves sign language is reading word by word to his companions.

"I'll give you a fuck, everyone will give me a 10,000-word examination tomorrow! The topic is on normal values! The bastards who dare not submit, send it to Beifeng."

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"Conspiracies and crimes don't exist without being dragged into the sun." This is a proverb of the dark elves. Rose encourages her daughters to kill each other, and then puts the most cunning and powerful to the top, ranking the families in a city , that is lofty honor and status, but also the goal of killing each other.

In a sense, the rules of the game between the dark elves and the spider queen are also the rules of the game in the entire underground world. At this moment, I clearly know that the dragon queen and the lion king have cheated on me, but I can't blatantly take revenge.

Acts of war are prohibited during the covenant, and violators will become public enemies.... But if you can't take revenge, can't I come in secret?

There are many dungeon masters that we have offended at the league meeting. In the underground world, there is no such thing as repaying grievances with virtue. If you don’t find your way back, you will only be regarded as weak, and weakness is the biggest sin in this world, those dungeon masters. They definitely don't know what it means to send charcoal in the snow. On the contrary, it is most likely that the wolves will divide their bodies.

I threw the scepter to the other party, I understood that I had played a trick on the other party, and now the other party took revenge through the undead monarchs. I am afraid that the dungeon masters have seen it all, and they regarded it as a confrontation between the old and new overlords.

Therefore, I still have to go back with revenge, and I have to take revenge to go back. Not only must I comply with the rules, I must not see a trace of blood, but I must make the other party feel real pain.

In fact, I have a bit of a headache. It stands to reason that now I wait for the time to deduce. The closer to the auction, the pressure on the old lion will increase, and the undead monarch is not easy to deal with. It is far more cost-effective to beat the underdog again than to become the new generation who provokes the old lion king.

But not returning it at all will not only make people look down on it, but I can't swallow it.

And Victoria's request gave me an inspiration for revenge.

To buy a belt? It was impossible from the beginning. First of all, we accidentally offended almost all the dungeon masters. If we reveal our intention to buy something, those dungeon masters who don't take money as money will definitely spend a lot of money in order to get out. Even those underground overlords will not make us feel better if people come forward and take advantage of them.

Since you can't buy it, go steal it. Of course, because of the Eternal Night Scepter, the auction house must be very guarded, but in my hands, don't I have the number one thief in the world - "the son of greed".

No matter how strict the defense is, it is also aimed at humanoid creatures. No kind of cages and safes can prevent liquid lifeforms that change their forms at will.

The greedy mother of the underground pipeline has died as scheduled, but not all the greedy children have died because of this. Some greedy children are regarded as "sacred objects" by the druids of the Bison Alliance, and they are recruited to become animal allies who share life, that is, the sad wind , also caught one as a pet, and used the ability of the beastmaster hunter to feed it.... I can't imagine what they kept that for, and what would happen when they returned to Sulphur Mountain City.

"Sure enough, I still have to leave this group of perverts here to fend for themselves."

But now, I am somewhat grateful to those perverts, otherwise, I will have to withstand the pressure of those who know the inside, open the greedy matrix that has revalued and become a full tank... If I accidentally play it off, um , According to my understanding of myself, 80% of them will play off. If there is another city without clothes, if Eliza wakes up, she will kill me without hesitation.

Find a druid who borrowed his animal companion, and perform spiritual synchronization with this half-dead and half-living strange slime...why not borrow the sad wind hunter? The Spirit Synchronization Association instinctively shares the physical memory of the undead, but I don't want to know what the strongest pervert in history has done.

Because of my conspiracy, the auction house and the Lion King's Mansion have become history together, and now the Lion King and his belongings should be with the Dragon Queen.

So, take the small things to the door of the temporary residence of the Dragon Queen, put down the slime, and let it shuttle through the underground pipeline......

Well, let's ignore the stinky smell of the sewers, like the stinky salted fish that has been sitting for 30 months, ignore the dark little residents in the pipes, and ignore the projects where the guards battle their wits and courage. Against all odds, I finally found my destination.

It was a huge treasure trove. The dragon sleeping at the door was actually the Dragon Queen himself. It seemed that these days, they were fed up with endless thieves and robbers.

I drilled in through the exhaust hole, and there was indeed a wooden fence inside as a barrier against the son of greed, but with my direct control, how could this instinctive fear of the back door block me, I carefully avoided it. After a few traps, I entered the heart of the hoard,

A lot of auction items are placed together. The slimes are limited in number and can only take away a few pieces. The first one to be abandoned is the Eternal Night Scepter in the center of the treasure house.

"Hmph, it's much worse than my craftsmanship. Even without the sense of soul, I know it's a fake."

It seems that the underground hegemons are not stupid. The treasure house guarded by the Dragon Queen is only fake. At the same time, I can sense that the real scepter is still in the arms of the Lion King.

"Key to the Water Elemental Plane? Titan's Core? Hehe, I posted it."

Greed for more is not a good thing. After taking away the most valuable pieces and the belt in front of me, I set foot on the way back.

But on the way, outside the ventilation duct, I heard someone talking to the Lion King.

"Be sure to leave the scepter. If you screw it up, lion, death is not the end, your soul will always wailing in the lights of Lord Earl!"

"Yes, my lord, please tell the count, I have been completing the task."

An earl who can make the underground overlord do his bidding? Demon Count, thinking of the soul lamp it mentioned, a familiar name came to mind.

"Demon Count, Soul Eater Kakagiri?" But when I wanted to eavesdrop further, the voice was low and unpleasant. It should be talking about secrets and using magic silencer.

But for slimes, hearing does not need ears, the sound waves are enough to vibrate in a fixed manner.

"...the gates of the planes will open...the Count's army will overwhelm everything"

"Sulfur Mountain City... God of Fire Elements... Traitor."

Obviously, judging from these keywords, the lion king and the demons are still not giving up. What are they planning? Unfortunately, there is obviously something that interferes with my eavesdropping, and the information obtained is too fragmentary.

And then, in order to avoid detection by the scouting spell, I revoked control of the son of greed and let it come back from the underground pipe on its own.... well, I admit, mostly that smell and black little thing too Disgusting.

The accident happened after returning to the camp. I only felt that after it climbed out of the underground waterway, it was attacked by someone, and then it died.

"It should be someone who beat it as an assassin. Forget it, looking at the reaction of the power of the law, it should be a colleague in the courtroom. Ask tomorrow, just get those things back."

Considering that it was already four in the morning, after remembering the location of the lost contact, I decided to wait until dawn to retrieve those things.

The next day, before dawn, a woman's high-pitched scream woke the entire manor up early.

"...This voice is a bit like Koros....Wait, Koros! The number one beauty in the judicial system!!"

Judging from the direction of the riot, it happened to be Koros's bedroom.

I was speechless and looked up at the sky. From my previous unfortunate experiences, this time, I was off the hook again...

And sure enough, when I took out the dwarf binoculars, what I saw was a girl who was crying. Her lower body was trousers of a male uniform, but she wore a brand-new belt, and her upper body was bulging with a shirt, which she could not cover with her arms folded over her chest. Live in the plump mountains, the beautiful face, and the amazing acquaintance with Koros.

"It seems that the number one beauty is about to become the number one beauty. If you don't know, it's alright, by the way, let's issue a document tomorrow, first ban the inexplicable Victoria Support Association, and then ban the 'Chloe's support that will appear 80% of the time. Let’s go.’ Well, I’m a good person, and these unlucky people really have nothing to do with me.”