The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Shoot yourself in the foot? I'm used to it.

Played a lot of tricks but pissed yourself off? I'm numb.

I originally thought that my luck would improve after reincarnation, but it seems that I just thought too much.

"Is this destiny? System, am I really the legendary lucky E..."

[The calculation of cause and effect is very complicated, the more involved, the harder it is to calculate. If you calculate according to the "fate" and "karma" involved in you, you are definitely not the so-called lucky E, you are lucky Z! 】

"Oh, no one in this world is more unlucky than me?"

[It's not bad luck, it's the ability to stir up trouble. Considering the causal involvement involved after the establishment of Hades, you have probably become a BUG variable in the operation of the world, and it is absolutely true that no one is better than you. 】

"...So, you fooled me before, and those small tasks that made people speechless, it's really not you who cheated me."

【……】

"Okay, I see. You just want to find a reason to watch me laugh!"

It seems that out of nowhere, I actually have the passive ability of "Protagonist's Life" (Wherever I go, I will be harmed there), but unfortunately I don't have the treatment of a protagonist. The door can open the treasure chest full of magical weapons, and what awaits me seems to be only the wonderful luck of catching killer whales in fishing and walking to the battlefield area on vacation.

very funny? This is probably the case for outsiders, at least the dead cat is already rolling on the floor laughing (takes out a notebook and writes down a note)...... But the scene in front of me really makes people unable to laugh.

There are powerful enemies outside, but the town is divided into several factions. It is clear that I have nothing to do with myself, and I am treated as a thorn in the side.

"I'm done!"

I lay down on the table, pretending that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

"Have enough? Great, let's turn the table, I just plan to find a few battlefields to test my weapons."

"I X, where did this Terminator come from?"

Looking back, I was startled.

There are combat power detectors with blue light shining in the eyes.

Behind it is a two-meter-long combined gun barrel, on the shoulder is a small magic crystal cannon, and there are four or five strange instruments scattered on the muscular arm, and various data are displayed on the display screen on it. Medium to high speed flow. The ammunition belt at his waist was already full, and there were even two small cannons placed under his feet.

Forget the rest, I can barely understand, what does the atomic energy mark on the shoulder-mounted magic crystal cannon mean? What happened in this world? Could it be that the legendary mushroom egg was finally born? Are you really going to save the world? Your technology tree is completely crooked!

"...What the hell happened in these years? How did a young lady who fell in love with a sister become a Terminator!"

My words discouraged Timiret, who was full of fighting spirit.

"...Please don't mention anything about Sister Lian, it's because you were ignorant when you were young, please don't take this as a lifelong excuse! My title of 'Master Lianjie' has become the most resounding title, the group of Gentlemen's League The bastards are all used in modern times, and it's all your fault!"

"...Then is your sister married?"

"How is it possible, who dares to touch my sister, hehe, I asked him to go on a rocket space trip... Don't get me wrong! I'm really not a sister-con! I, I have a girlfriend! Although she and my sister look the same It's very similar, but I really didn't find her on purpose! Although I like her face the most. But I really didn't pursue her for this reason!"

Timiret, who was still grinning just now, suddenly reacted, only to find that our eyes had focused on him, but the more he said, the more he tried to hide it.

"..." I was helpless, this kid is too honest.

"..." The dead cat covered its face with its paws, this kid was already honest and shameless.

[……] The system typed out an exclamation point with a mixed number of words... In fact, punctuation marks don't count as words, and she couldn't fool anything at all.

And when we were idle and bored, hostile crowds seemed to have surrounded us, and Timiret's sudden appearance of heavily armed people was even more alarming.

But on the other hand, our indifference made these people alert. After all, calmness is the patent of the strong... What? Poser? That's possible, but generally not for very long.

"Perhaps, this can prove that we are on one side."

Stretch out your right hand. The pure holy light gathered into a ball, but the next moment, it turned into a shimmering silver cross.

"Let me introduce again, the legendary paladin Carlo, this time the mission is to hunt down the bastards from the Death Society. These necromancers are special effects of props from Duang. I received information that these bastards plan to open the plane of death So I pretended to be a necromancer and joined it, but before I got in, the undead came, and my mission was a complete failure."

The reputation of the pure way of holy light is surprisingly good, the reputation of the gold medal of the paladin is trustworthy, my words make other people feel a little relieved, and, I have a trump card to make the other party trust, walking outside, I have always been very prepared.

"Look, here are my documents and my military medal."

"Membership card of the Harmful Book Lovers Club? The Big Eater Achievement Medal?"

"Sorry, got it wrong. I remember putting it near here."

It seems that the space bag needs to be cleaned up. The messy documents have accumulated into a mountain, and they are thrown out suddenly, and the scattered documents have accumulated into a hill.

"Dragon language level eight certificate? Haven't seen it since the year of graduation, the simple dragon language is easy to learn, there is no need to take the eighth level exam, if it is according to what they said, if you encounter a situation where you are dealing with giant dragons... These days, it is common for giant dragons to be able to speak the human language, and I almost tormented me to death for this small book, but it was basically useless after graduation.”

The black certificate engraved with the dragon's head emblem looks very powerful, but in retrospect, it should be just a conspiracy of those dragon language training courses in Yunzhong Tower. They used the name of looking tall to attract people to spend money, but in the end they learned some Useless uncommon words and ancient grammar that have been eliminated by time can be directly used to press space bags after graduation.

"…….which one?"

As if frightened by my garbage mountain, everyone took two steps back, but at this moment when time is life, they have no time to talk nonsense with me.

"Nutrition Certificate, Necromancer Certification, Level 2 Priest Certificate, Contract Brave Certificate, Oak Guardian Battle Honorary Certificate, Lawyer Certificate, Home Guard Certificate, Three Hundred Years Old Master Certificate (the ultimate virgin certificate accumulated ten times), bone cooking The chef's license....It should have been cleaned up sooner, by the way, did you find something that shouldn't be in this world just now?"

Cough, don't get me wrong, it's not a bug, it's just a leftover from the system playing tricks on me. Finally, I found my thin white paper paladin certificate (to save money) and iron paladin medal (again to save money).

"Enough, I believe it, there is no profession other than paladins who will use this certificate and medal. In fact, your holy light can prove it. Well, you'd better get something to frame the certificate, it's almost rotten , Pay a little attention to your identity certificate."

This is the result of a thousand-year-old brand, but it is also thanks to me pressing the following issuance period. Otherwise, the date of issuance more than 300 years ago may make people doubt the sincerity of this kid's forgery.

But our quarrel has eased the tense atmosphere a lot, but the bloody countess is staring at me, the hostility is gone, but the surprise and surprise can't be concealed, and there is still a little fear And longing, can make her feel so complicated, it seems that she may also guess who I am.

after all. Although only after a certain event, many people have tried the fusion of holy light and death magic, but I am afraid that few have really succeeded. There may be other reasons for making a decision so quickly.

Don't doubt my vision, after the Hades incident, my racial talent Hades gaze evolved again. Now my eyes can see through the soul directly, some mood swings can't be hidden from me, and lies are meaningless to me, which is why I can see through Katerina's essence at a glance.

in a sense. After Hades, I am the biggest beneficiary, and my biggest beneficiary is the soul that has been completed, and the power of the soul once again promotes the evolution of the body, and the evolution of various racial talents is only the most inconspicuous small part of the beneficiary .

"Even if you can see through the fluctuations and emotions of the soul, so what, a pair of good eyes is given to a coward. If you have the ability, look in the mirror and ask yourself which girl you plan to choose. Escape is not the way! You owe others so much."

"...This kind of emotional color, purple with red, kind of expects Xiao Xu's displeasure, is the legendary Tsundere? Do you expect me to watch it or not! From the looks of it, do you expect me not to?" Choose, didn't you offer to help when you were running away back then!"

These words were too blunt, once I said I regretted it, the next thing was very embarrassing, neither of them knew what to say.

"Ahem, brother Roland, be serious, we are at war now."

Fortunately, Timiret still remembers that we are at war now, reminding us that business is important.

Now that my identity is not a problem, other people have already started busy with their own affairs, those who passed on the news, those who sent scouts, and two or three of my small soldiers happened to watch the excitement nearby.

It's not that I don't want to stand out. After the Underworld incident, after I gained some recognition, I was also blacklisted by many forces and organizations. If the enemy finds out that I am here, I am afraid that the task of destroying the country and the city can be released. On the one hand, the first strategic task is to kill me, that is simply to actively upgrade the battlefield, it is too stupid.

I wanted to say a few more nonsense words, but suddenly, a strong tide of elements took away all my attention.

"Unfamiliar Undead Emperor? No, it's Zero, Zero who is much stronger than before!"

In my eyes, in the mountains, there is a black soul pillar that covers the sky, extending above the sky, and the pressure that emanates is faintly above Esso.

There is no doubt that the undead emperor has come, and we have a lot of fun.

And while I saw it, other people were still busy with their own, obviously they didn't have keen perception.

"Ahem, good news and bad news, which one do you choose?"

Everyone's attention was on me, so I smiled happily. Sure enough, when I was in a bad mood and was in trouble, I had to find someone to share it with.

"The good news is that we don't have to worry about finding the leader of the undead army. I have found her, and the beheading plan is completely feasible!"

To deal with the undead army, a war of attrition is always stupid. Beheading is the only option in most cases. It is obviously good news to be able to find undead lords and monarchs to deal with.

Seeing more joy in everyone's eyes made me happier.

"The bad news is that the other party is an undead emperor. Yes, you heard it right, an undead emperor, peak-level, epic-level, and invincible! She came with half the army of the death plane. We don't have to worry about us There is a deserter among them, because you can’t escape, it’s the same wherever you go! Hey, don’t be sad, be happy, we have found her, at least we are not unprepared to face the attack of an undead emperor!”

"Can you not add to the chaos! Are you so unhappy when you don't see someone being unlucky!?" (To be continued.) 88 Reading