The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

phone-reading

"What if Amyra comes?"

"Cold salad. http://www.vodtw.com"

"...Do you think she will chop you up and use it as a condiment for cold dishes? It is true, why don't you ask her to share a bowl with me?"

When talking about Amyra, the dead cat pretended not to understand my slang, but how could the thoughts transmitted by the soul link be deviated because of the language? That was just a malicious mockery.

For Amyla, my feelings are very complicated. After all, she was good to me back then, and then I cheated on her. In this life, we meet again in the Northland. She helped me solve the food problem in the Northland without blaming the past. This is at least two big favors, and in addition to cheating her for the third time in the earth element, which damaged her reputation, she owed her again.

I am not a good person, and Amyla is definitely not a good person, but at least I am not an asshole. It is too much for others to treat you well, and to repay you with revenge. So when Amyla "forced marriage" in order to save her reputation, I'm also a little unable to deal with it. If I didn't think that Eliza really couldn't confess, I'm afraid I would just agree to it.

In fact, it seems that I should have ended my single life a long time ago. Amyla is actually pretty good, and I owe her a lot. I also know that she seems to have a good impression of me beyond the teacher-student relationship. That’s right, um, I definitely don’t have the fluke mentality of pretending to be a real daughter-in-law, but for some reason, I always feel that something is wrong.

"...Is this what you think? I thought you were making progress, and your head was eaten by a dog? Oh, you lost your memory again? Or is it such a malicious selective amnesia? 'Great' Goddess of Order, are you sure you didn't do something wrong? Why does he always forget the key."

【He has no cure himself, so it's none of my business. Besides, besides the bad idea of ​​how to deceive people, there is nothing unimportant in the things that are calculated in his head. Rong really insisted on finding something unimportant, and I'm afraid he could only start with his private life. 】

I still remember that when I mentioned Amyra and felt that I owed a lot, the dead cat looked at me with disdain. And the system's cynicism towards me.

"Ahem, it looks like I'm looking at a heartless man. In fact, I'm getting old, and it's time to find a wife. The Lan family has also reached the time when a new heir will appear. After so many years, the conditions for marriage have gradually declined. In fact, for a female partner The requirements are not high."

"Tell me?"

Heloise was very surprised, did this guy really open it.

"I'm actually a traditional man. So I like the other half to be more traditional. She doesn't need to be pretty or strong. It's better to be a traditional little woman.

Gentle, kind, caring for the family, good at cooking, good at acting like a baby, it doesn’t matter if I’m stupid, I’ll give you a cup of tea when I’m tired, I can understand my goals a little bit, know my hard work, and I’ll be gentle to you when you get home from work I said 'welcome back' and I was content...."

Well, I was going to say it cheerfully. The more I talk, the more I get excited, but when I think of the cruel facts, I suddenly find that the more I talk, the more boring I am. It seems that the women around me are in good condition in all aspects, but their toughness and force value are a bit too high...... Cough Cough, not many people are qualified.

"...I sympathize with Eliza, she's gone in the wrong direction from the start. This man doesn't need a comrade-in-arms standing by. He just needs a little woman who is a close sister."

[Actually, she can wait. A man's mate selection criteria are not fixed. In a sense, he is probably the budding love of a primary school student. It is understandable to have excessive expectations for the future, but as time goes by. The cruel reality will hit him hard. 】

"For example?"

[Princesses are sloppy ghosts who can’t clean their own houses. The fit female knight smiles sweetly but her head is empty. Be careful, but it can use you for lunch in its real body. It won’t take long to slide from "a straight, long, soft girl with a good figure, good looks, good looks, knowledgeable and understanding" to a "girl" or even "looking like a girl is enough". Yes Well, in fact, Ke Luosi fully meets all your conditions, except that she looks like a girl. In fact... she is still a girl. Why are you hesitating? You can rely on your old boss's identity, she is in the secret room, she is in Uniqlo !]

"......Next time you guys hit me, can you not say it to my face! And what the hell is Uniqlo! How many times have I said that guy is a man...at least in the past, um. Although I am indeed an honorary member of the Kolos fans group, I am absolutely not tempted, and I have never considered whether such offspring are mentally or physically healthy! I am not a pervert! No wild guesses are allowed! Also, why are you a goddess? , can you have a little bit of morality!"

[Must? Already polluted by your spirit. 】

I remember that I was complaining that the lower limit of the system was getting lower and lower, but the dead cat was inexplicably frustrated,

"...Don't worry, I'm not in the mood to hit you. Losing to a man in terms of femininity still hurts my self-esteem..."

【...Do you want to look at the similarity rankings between favorability and this idiot's ideal partner? The number one is that Kolos, simply ruthless. Let me reveal again, your ranking is actually very high, higher than expected...]

"Shut up, or I will die with you!"

【perish together? hehe? try? Aren't you afraid I'll sing Little Apple in your head? 】

"I'm going to read the gay magazines, muscular men... No, this trick doesn't work for you anymore, I'm going to read the promotional materials and training manuals of the Sad Fengshen Sect!"

【……】

When I finally got the system to shut up as I wished, I felt that something very important was somehow lost.

ethics? That thing can't be eaten, it's not important at all, it's probably more important as a person with normal moral values ​​to instinctively guard against some anti-human behavior......

Well, that's right, Beifeng and his followers are very dangerous. Considering the population reduction caused by reproductive isolation, they have already reached the standard of being anti-human and anti-society

What? That man has broken through the reproductive isolation of different species? Randomly creating all kinds of weird hybrid creatures is no longer anti-human and anti-society, it is anti-Ash, it is simply a public enemy of all planes! In fact, he has entered the top ten list of natural disasters and is wanted by all countries and gods! This is already the treatment of public enemies of all planes!

Cough, let's put this existence that is more and more like "the man whose name can't be mentioned" first, but I have mixed feelings about Amyra.

I feel that I owe her a lot, but if I want to talk about marriage, I always feel that there is something close to it, and maybe I have to run away when we meet.

But at this time, seeing that green figure with a sweet smile, but behind which are countless vines turned into a forest of thorns, and towering trees wrapped in black air rising from the ground, I feel a little inexplicably happy.

"Seeing her at this time is really reliable! HELP! Come and save me!"

The ground was still shaking violently, and the surrounding magic elements were spontaneously dispelled. Although the magic vacuum after the forbidden spell had not been reached, the large-scale fluctuation of magic power made it impossible to cast spells.

On the other side, there is a familiar pale figure hovering in the air. The death roar full of anger and killing intent makes the living go directly to death. The most vexing natural ability.

"What is more troublesome than an undead emperor is an undead emperor who can't be killed by a nuclear bomb, and she was driven away by the nuclear bomb!"

"...Also, you lost the nuclear bomb."

I don't know how that female ghost escaped from that terrible explosion, but just from those energy storms gathered in the sky let me know that Heng is very angry and the problem is serious. This time the fun was really big. Fortunately, we The reinforcements have arrived... Wait a minute, Amira, is your vine attacking in the wrong direction? Why are you coming at me! We are one country! (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)