The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

And when I randomly picked some goods and threw them on the table, half of the people in the market rushed over.

It's not that they already know what I'm selling, but that the other shops are all old faces. It's rare for an outsider to come, and obviously not an outsider from this plane. Naturally, they want to see what they sell.

Then they waited for them to see clearly, but they took a breath, and there was a situation where no one bought it, and only people gathered to watch.

Scattered like garbage on the ground, it was a batch of magic swords made of ice. The crystal clear body showed its high-quality material, and the hoarfrost around it showed its impressive magical power.

In front of this batch of magic swords, the dwarf's stainless steel battle axes are just playthings, and judging from their random appearance, it is obvious that the seller does not attach importance to these magic swords.

And some other odds and ends, there are fruits and vegetables that are exuding natural magic, bear dolls without heads, viscous liquids in bottles, wooden swords with rubbed off handwriting, etc., they may seem inconspicuous, but each one has a Strange magic fluctuations.

The whispered discussion has not stopped, but no one can be sure, and it can make everyone invisible. The biggest possibility is that it is not a product of this plane at all.

If only these are nothing, there are plane smugglers every year, and there are also professional goblins who like to smuggle among the demons. The circulation of good main plane specialties is not small, but this time the tone of the goods owner is surprisingly big. .

"Only accept top-level materials, epic wonders, artifacts, keel and other garbage. Don't take it out for me."

I have seen arrogant ones, but I haven’t seen such arrogant ones, saying that I want a magic weapon when I go out, this is also the patent of a rookie who does not know the heights of the world, but judging from these goods, it is obviously not a rookie who is just a fledgling. So……

"These goods are equivalent to artifacts? I can't tell, and there are books? Very strange magic fluctuations, is it a magic book..."

"Tsk. Don't touch it, the third form of the Tathagata God's Palm. The magic weapon and martial arts from the East, the painstaking professional work of the master monk (Dharma), buy one get one free, and also comes with a natural magic book, the Sunflower Book. After the completion , able to obtain the legendary Druid Transfiguration—Great Sex Transformation!”

【……】

Asteria was a little helpless to me, but I happily peddled these brochures at the bottom of the box.

I'm not talking nonsense, back then I really regarded this as a treasure, even if I was dying, I couldn't bear to throw it away. Always keep it in the space bag as the treasure at the bottom of the box.

Now that I know that the system is Asteria, a different-world oriental martial art created by a goddess of creation, I know that this time I was cheated even worse... If I don’t sell it, I will pass on the cost of failure (to cheat other people to get psychological Balance), I was so stupid.

【...It's actually a genuine product, a real product that was exchanged for the miracle wishing technique privileged by the Creator God. It is indeed an oriental martial art that exists in an outer plane. 】

"Then why can't I learn it? My martial arts talent should be pretty good."

[Because the Huangdi Neijing plus the diagram of human meridians are needed, so that you can understand it. Do you think that martial arts does not require culture, and you, a modern person, can understand those special pronouns that need to be explained in dozens of proprietary classical Chinese books? I said, do you know where the Quanyong Point is? Where are the twelve meridians? And even if you understand this, if you want to learn the highest Buddhist martial arts, do you have the foundation of Eastern Buddhism? Let me tell you the most basic conditions to understand it. It means reading two thousand Buddhist scriptures and exporting them into gatha. 】

"Then get those Buddhist scriptures and related books..."

[Knowledge enough to change the entire world is equivalent to one million destiny points. 】

"Then what are you working so hard to do with this book? Just kidding me? What's the difference between this and those bad mobile games that claim to have a 1% lottery rate but are actually 0%! You can see it but you can't touch it!"

I remember, when the book was drawn by lottery at the beginning of the month. I was so happy that I thought that I had finally ushered in the belated protagonist's life, and I could try Eastern martial arts to fight Western magic. As a result, the stack of Eastern magical arts, each with a more powerful name, could not learn any of them.

I didn't doubt its authenticity at the time, because although the alien magic books I drew were not acclimatized, they did enrich my accumulation of knowledge and were genuine.

【According to the statistics. You have worked at least twice as hard in the three months since the appearance of these oriental magical arts, and earned a lot of points. He also took the initiative to ask me for a task to do, which is really a rare diligence. Simply moved to God. Well, my goal has been reached. 】

Asteria paused, and then said the hateful truth without hesitation.

[Yes, in a sense, it is consistent with the purpose of the mobile game operator. If you don’t give you some sweetness that you can’t see, how can you be so fussy! Those magic books that you can learn but can’t use are just bait for you to eat, and these oriental magic skills that you can’t practice but sound very powerful are just for you to practice on time every month]

I watched the turntable slide away from the beloved thing again and again, and the sadness of countless disappointments turned into an inexplicable flame, which made me want to vomit blood.

Inexplicable grievances lingered in my mind, and when I thought that there was really a bastard operating the damn turntable, teasing me again and again, I wished I could drag him out and beat him up.

At that moment, I was finally able to understand Cavens. There is such a system in your head trying to toss you every day. It is unbelievable not to try to drag him out and kill him.

"Tsk, Cavens still calls that guy's mother, the mother who has such a tossing son, by the way, Asteria, if Cynthia is the mother of our souls, and you are Cynthia's sister, then after all, you are My aunt..."

[If you dare to say that word, I will sing the Divine Comedy in your head every day! Mondays and Tuesdays are bumpy, Wednesdays and Thursdays are Little Apple, Fridays and Saturdays are Leos, and Sundays are reciting (copied) poetry selections from other worlds written by someone at the age of nine! 】

"I surrender! Please don't bomb the Divine Comedy and play shame! I was the second child back then, and I couldn't understand the language and didn't rhyme when translating. Enough is enough, please don't remind me of those arias of shame!"

While talking nonsense, my heart clicked my tongue slightly. I made a joke casually, and Asteriaton jumped out of his hair. I can feel the powerful lethality of the word "aunt" to unmarried women.

Not to mention, thinking about it this way, this relationship is really real. Is there an extra immediate family member for no reason?

But thinking about it in a blink of an eye, the whole world was created by the goddess of creation, so all creatures can be called her descendants, so it doesn't matter.

[.... Are you really open to it? 】

It was incomprehensible, but Asteriaton's tone was inexplicably lost. Could it be that she really wanted two more nephews? Forget it, don't think about it, it's really a mess.

And while I was talking nonsense with the Goddess, I declared the advantages of this miraculous martial arts cheat book, and I even slashed out two sword qi to prove my strength. I was surprised that someone really wanted to buy it!

The others were still hesitating, but the black dwarf took out a bag of spirit coins and handed it over without further ado. Seeing my hesitation, he actually handed over another bag.

And when I just received the book from my hand, I just turned around and ran away without saying a word, as if someone was chasing me... Then I saw the mad warrior who sold himself and really wobbled after him, and then A few more people acted, and I hope that my first customer will survive.

"Nonsence!"

I take back my blessing just now, I once again underestimated the lower limit of these abyss residents, and I also know why the black dwarf ran so fast. When the second bag was opened, there were a few spiritual coins on the face that were crying faces, but underneath were just Ordinary silver coins.

"Although the skills of the Black Rock tribe are not bad, but they lack top fighters, and they are surrounded by hostile tribes, and no tribe will release their own warrior training methods. It's a gamble for Sheng to sell his martial arts, and you won't lose money, at least the first bag of spiritual coins is real. If you didn't see Hakass, the old man would have thought that you were only here to cheat the dwarves. "

Walking from the crowd was an old hag wearing a black cloak. She seemed to be of a high rank. At least I couldn't tell who was the creature whose mind was uglier than its appearance. Anyway, it was astonishingly ugly.

But judging from the attitude of the people around her, she should be the one who keeps her word in this market.

"I'm Saranla Aviska Carton Frodin... Carbone, sorry, our names are hard to remember, you can call me 'Black Seven'. No honorifics are needed. No, no , You don’t need to say your name, I’m just a fake name, there are many ghosts here, and you will be cursed if you say your real name.”

The old hag talking to herself looked a little nervous, but she winked at me, as if expressing her friendliness.

"The old guys are so sincere, and the young people can also directly express their intentions. What do you want? What do you have? Are you willing to pay the price?"

Hearing that, I laughed, although it made me a little sick to secretly throw a charm spell at me when I first came up, but it would be much easier to trade directly like this.

Originally, the purpose of setting up the stall was to attract the attention of the local managers, but now that the target has come, I also got up directly.

"I'm Roland, real name, you can try to curse. As for my goal, let's talk about it in another place. My sincerity is full." (To be continued)

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