The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

???readx(); For Einmethius, the days in the abyss were actually pretty good.

There are people serving every day, which is nothing to a great dragon like her, but compared with the boring daily life of the main plane, the abyss will have "surprises" every day.

No, early this morning, those lizardmen came again, dancing a lot of messy hula dances in front of them, and kept shouting "great dragon", "great ancestor" in crumpled dragon language ’, ‘shelter us’ and stuff like that.

The one who yelled first was a purgatory kobold shaman. Although this creature can speak dragon language, it is limited by the structure of its tongue. Strange.

Not to mention, the weird dragon language rap, together with the disjointed hula sacrificial dance danced by the lizardmen, ogres, and kobolds behind, is really a very interesting farce. A curious burlesque can be enjoyed, clapped and applauded,

For the lizardman, being able to summon the ancient red dragon with a sacred object is both a great surprise and fear.

When the blood red heart stone passed down from that era was discovered by the great shaman of this generation to be able to summon dragon beasts, it was already an unexpected joy for the whole family. Coupled with the psychic witchcraft and animal taming secrets passed down by the lizard people from generation to generation, The strength of the clan has grown explosively.

But this sacred object actually attracted the ancient red dragon a few days ago, which made people feel a little too surprised, and the surprise was too much to bear!

Evil dragons have big appetites, and it is precisely because of their strong predatory nature that they become lord creatures... A territory cannot support several dragons, even a male and a female!

By the way, it is common among dragons that the female dragon is stronger than the male dragon, so it is normal to kick the male dragon away for the sake of offspring...

Heck, a gathering place of dragons like Dragon City must have a large number of vassal races serving it, at least the hunting will not be done by the dragons themselves, even Xiaohong who lived in the Sulfur Mountain City period still has dozens of scorpion tails For lions and vultures, the entire back mountain is their hunting ground.

All right. Having said so much, I actually want to prove one thing - Xiaohong's appetite is terrible.

What is a sheep for a meal, and a cow for a bite for others...

This time Xiaohong was not a conscript who brought her own dry food, and she had no intention of saving money for her employer. Since the dragon is invited, at least take care of it.

Hunting in the abyss is not easy, but this evil dragon is very picky. In the abyss, it does not eat creatures with a high degree of demonization, and must cook cooked food with spices and seasonings. Both hunters and chefs have been subjected to the most severe test,

The poor lizardman tribe is using the rations of the whole family to support this terrible dragon.

If you only need rations, it’s easy to handle. The problem is that this guy is still demanding, and he still needs good wine. Drinks are a luxury in the abyss, but a bucket of strong wine is enough for ten dwarves to drink for a week. However, this red dragon's drinking capacity is particularly outrageous, and when someone treats guests, he even asks for tributes without a lower limit.

Drink dozens of barrels in the morning to refresh yourself. I’m killing dozens of barrels before taking a nap at noon, let’s have more than a hundred barrels at the dinner party. In a sense, when the alcohol restriction is cancelled, Ainmethius’s life is more chic than that of the main plane. It’s because of this group of people lizard Man.

But this kind of thing is hard to say, the leader of the Bloodspear Lizardman, Hui Ren, calculated carefully. If it really fell out, considering the strength that the red dragon showed in the confrontation with that powerful paladin that day, his whole clan would be very angry. Not enough for her to fight.

result. That is to say, the whole clan has become the vassal of the ancient red dragon, working hard to serve it, hunting wild game for it, and buying fine wine for it at the same time. Afraid that she would get bored and panic and find something to do, she organized sacrificial ceremonies and song and dance performances to relieve her boredom.

"...Why does the artifact left by the ancestors attract such a powerful dragon? Wasn't it just a few dragon beasts before? Even ordinary black dragons don't obey the call of this artifact. Why have ancient dragons come here since then?"

It was a stone heart, as big as a person, as lifelike as a living heart. The surrounding area is covered with scaly stone layers.

Ten years ago, by accident, Gray Blade, who was not the chief at that time, discovered the magical function of this artifact.

As long as the blood is dripped on the stone, the heart will vibrate slightly, as if beating like a heart, and it seems to continue to emit strange fluctuations, and then the surrounding dragons and beasts will be attracted to them, and obey the owner of the artifact. command.

Therefore, Hui Jian, who won the golden finger, was promoted and raised all the way, and married Bai Fumei... I mean, he killed the previous chief, married the second wife left by the previous chief, and became the new chief. It seems that the lizard Human relationships are also messy.

But soon, Huiren discovered the limitations of this artifact. It is very attractive to low-level dragon beasts, but slightly higher-level dragon beasts can only be attached with a little favor. When the beast comes, it cannot be matched at all, and it can easily become a disaster.

Fortunately or unfortunately, no matter how much blood is sprinkled on the heart, the dragons will not even look at it, and it will even make the dragon feel uncomfortable, which has the effect of driving the dragon away.

Now, this artifact has actually summoned an ancient red dragon, a very friendly red dragon queen. This is like winning a grand prize of 30 million for just two dollars. Happiness comes too quickly , it's a bit unbelievable.

"I am the chieftain chosen by God, we will rule this plane!"

Huijian at that time was so high-spirited and ambitious.

But at this time, in front of the altar, Huiren was puzzled and at a loss. He was filled with endless regret when he saw Ainmethius' ecstasy and ambition to dominate the entire plane. Power is not necessarily a good thing, big brother can't do it.

"Chief, if this goes on, our winter food..."

"I see. Let them continue to buy it. If it doesn't work, go to the mushroom man to grab some more. By the way, buy more demonized meat. The dragon won't eat it, so we keep it for the winter..."

"Chief, there's not enough wine..."

"...Go to the hag market to buy! Are there any spirit coins in the warehouse?"

"Chief, the red dragon thinks our dancing ogre is too ugly! It thinks the old shaman's singing is ugly."

"...Go to the hag market to buy a few slaves that can be seen. The elf race is the best. The hunting team will also look for it! Why are you so stunned, let me find it."

"The Chief..."

"explain!"

The angry gray blade had almost exploded. When he thought of the sharp nails of the red dragon that were bigger than himself, and the reputation of the red dragon that was definitely not good, he could only bear it.

"...The red dragon said that she wanted to eat roasted dead bull at noon, and she thought it was noisy, so she wanted to find someone who could sing her a lullaby. By the way, she also thought it was too simple to live on the mountain, so she asked her about the dragon's lair. Time to fix it."

At this moment, Gray Blade has the urge to throw down the chieftain's throne. What is a dead savage bull? It's a legendary creature. You stare at anyone and die. Your ancient red dragon can be regarded as a delicacy, but can lizardmen hunt it?

Dragon lair? The dragon lair of the ancient red dragon? Selling the Bloodspear tribe is not enough.

lullaby? This seems to work...

Shaking his head, few people know about this embarrassing thing, gritted his teeth, Hui Ren simply got up, intending to sing a nursery rhyme lullaby to Red Dragon himself.

"Chief?"

"What's the matter?! Can't you make your own decisions?

Finally, the gray blade exploded, but then, the lizardman was found pointing not far away with a face full of fear.

"The paladin who was super capable of fighting came over that day!" (To be continued.)