The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Sun, raise the desert dust..."

"You can have fun wherever you are."

"Tsk, hellish place like the abyss, let's be happy."

Speaking of the appropriate lines, the scene in front of me made me really happy.

It's been the second week since I've been away from the Zombie's plane, but I kind of miss the dank, dark swamp.

Looking around, it is the complete opposite of the death swamp. It is a golden desert, the sky is blue, the ground is golden yellow, the sand is stepped on and sinks, no matter where you go between the sky and the earth, it is the same color, as if There is nothing but the white clouds and the endless yellow sand.

I think Worka asked for the keel, and he was very free and easy. He didn't even ask what he was going to do, and just gave it to us.

The original robbery plan does not need to be carried out, and there is no need to offend the snake god. I am relieved that there is another enemy who chases and kills me, but Xiaohong is very sorry.

It seems that she has been bored for too long. Without the reins, she doesn't have to be a majestic elder, but she directly degenerates, completely turning into a child.

But thinking about it a little bit, it's only natural that Woka doesn't pay attention to this stuff.

Without the heart as a key, without the blood of the dragon as a guide, and Woka does not plan to learn undead magic, these keel bones are probably tired of looking at the decorations, and if the negotiations with the gods of the underworld are done well, maybe he We have to move, so instead of discarding these bulky and useless luggage, it is better to say that they are given to us by the wind.

"System, how long will it take for her, won't she fail?"

[Considering her accumulation, the probability of failure is probably less than 1%...]

As soon as I said this, I became more and more nervous, and I couldn't bear to look at a dead cat anymore.

‘Ein Metheus is not a broom star like you, a 1% failure rate is equal to 100% failure. Be less nervous. If you mix it in again, be careful that your luck value will be lowered by you, then it will be really tragic. "

actually. It's no wonder I'm overly nervous, the advancement of the dragon clan is very strange. I've heard of even the most outrageous ones, but I've never seen anything as weird as Xiaohong's.

The skin-carving dragon is said to carve all the skin on its body with magic patterns. It is said that the most perfect ritual is to hunt the skins of powerful prey and sew them on itself. Not to mention the huge project, just thinking about it will make you die of pain , no wonder they are super resistant to beating. Maybe the pain-sensing nerves were all necrotic during the ritual.

If the Bloodcrazy Dragon wants to give up his dragon wings, he would cut them off bloodily, and I heard that the dragon wings are the most sensitive part of the dragon's body, comparable to some key vital parts of human beings... Cough, don't worry about how I know the sensitive parts of the dragon, anyway, I can't understand this ceremony, it is said that the dragon who held the ceremony will increase in speed, come and go like the wind, and the minions will become sharp like swords, poking a hole... ....Is this the dragon version of the Sunflower Collection? !

If the two are still within the scope of understanding. The advanced condition of the Conservative Dragon is to devour all his treasures first, and swear to give up all private property, which is even more incomprehensible. Even if you play throwing away property, that’s not how you play it. It’s enough for you to throw away. If you swallow gold and silver treasures, you’re really not afraid of gastroptosis and indigestion? You don’t need to swallow money to eliminate inflation, you can give it to me if you don’t want it!

Perhaps, with these peculiar precedents, Xiaohong's advanced ceremony will not be too outrageous.

Now, among my luggage, there is an extra backpack. Among them was a dark green dragon egg with red spots, after Xiaohong decided to advance. It actually went straight back to the dragon egg!

Obviously, Xiaohong at this time is super fragile. Probably the most declining period in my life. I feel that I am under a lot of pressure. If I accidentally drop the dragon egg, Xiaohong will not let me go.

"Pressure? Who buried the eggs in the sand just now, to see if the rumor that the desert can turn raw eggs into fried eggs is true?"

The spitting of dead cats doesn’t bother me. I’m just trying to hear the rumors, and I don’t really want to boil eggs... By the way, it’s said that griffins also lay eggs, so the vulture demon is right, look at the top of the head The circling horde of bald vultures, I'm fantasizing.

"Drool, saliva, it's just that I haven't eaten for three days. As for that?"

Yes, I am very hungry. I am so hungry that I am fainting.

It's not that we didn't bring enough dry food, but after leaving the plane of the snake god, we not only lost all the dry food immediately, but even burned the clothes we wore.

reason? Just the reputation of the God of Toxins made me give up all disposable daily necessities without hesitation, especially those that might enter my mouth.

This is not only because of my lack of trust in Woka, but also because since it is the Kingdom of the God of Toxins, there may be many things that are harmless in the Kingdom of God, but only the concept of toxins exists. Enough to destroy a country.

This is not a frightening fable, but an experience learned from the painful past. The food brought from the kingdom of the dead is deadly poison, and the gold brought from the kingdom of heaven is allegorical myths such as excrement and poisonous snakes, All have prototypes.

Many things in the Kingdom of God are part of the priesthood and gods. The "concept" of the Gods of Order is more pure, and it also means that it is more dangerous. I just came out of the kingdom of poisonous snakes. I don't want to die of food poisoning. How to die.

"Xiaohong had a stomachache for two days after she came out. I am not a dragon with rough skin and thick flesh. The toxin that makes her uncomfortable is likely to be fatal to me."

"...Are you sure she didn't have indigestion because she thought she had eaten one meal for a year?"

This is too reasonable to refute how to break it!

"Ahem, let's talk about the present, let's go find some food..."

Throwing away food and supplies is not impulsive. As a senior adventurer, I have the confidence to find food anywhere, even in the magma hell. I can also catch some fire snakes and flame turtles to eat, but the premise is that I must see the moving ones. Bar.

Along the way, I only saw sand, and the top of our heads circled around us. I also tasted the flock of vultures waiting to eat carrion. The fleshy smell and parasites of carrion creatures made me unable to swallow it in the end, but no matter how unpalatable it was The scavenging creatures, if they are still eggs, shouldn't be unpalatable.

Finally, looking at the vulture demon above my head, I drool. Perhaps, I should catch one and interrogate how many eggs it has in its house... how many people.

"Well, as a senior mage mentor, I have the responsibility to remind you as an apprentice that there is a special list in demonology. The vulture demon and the vulture are two kinds of creatures. The latter can be seen on the main plane. A special kind of monster, and the former is a member of the demon, a special evolution of a demon, although they are indeed scavengers, they are also demons..."

Well, I tried hard to think with my brain instead of my stomach for a few seconds, and finally, I understood the meaning of Heloise's words.

"So much nonsense, it turns out that vulture demons don't lay eggs..."

Disappointed eyes stared at Heloise. As a half-dead creature and magic pet, she can completely extract magic power to feed herself, double the consumption, which is another reason why I am so hungry. Lois, I'm getting more and more dazed.

"By the way, don't they all say cat eggs and dog eggs, Heloise, you know how to lay eggs..."

I looked at Heloise with more anticipation and loving eyes, probably because I have never treated her so tenderly, but she suddenly became nervous...

"Have you forgotten the soul connection? Want to eat slime soup? Don't think about it!"

Then in an instant the cat grew wings and flew away.

"Very hungry..."

The next moment, the stomach bag took over the dominance of the head again, and the trembling magic hand stretched out to the fried egg behind...I mean the dragon egg!

"It's okay to take two bites, just take two bites..."

[No, something will definitely happen. Don't turn to the novelty-hunting route all at once! 】

Already hungry and delirious, is it the system or my little conscience that is complaining about me?

And just as I was fighting between heaven and man, Heloise's surprise words came into my mind.

"Roland, there is a single piece of food in front of you... Cough, I was led astray by you, and there is a dead adventurer!" (To be continued)