The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Brother, your swordsmanship is really good, can you teach me? My name is Adam, I came from Baiyan Village, my goal is to become a hero, and then marry Lisa as a wife, and then,... go back to the countryside and Let’s show off! By the way, I want to be a rich man, like the old Peter next door, I can collect rent without working, and I’m smoking dry cigarettes while staring at other people’s work..."

That year, that stupid young man stood in front of me, without even a Bronze rank, and he boasted that he wanted to be a hero. I really don't know where his confidence came from.

"Slow steps, weak foundation, no special bloodline, poor comprehension, if not for the occasional inspiration and quite aura, it is useless! In this life, the silver rank is at the top!"

Being idle is idle, bored, I tried to train this blunt swordsman, but soon, I lost interest.

"A vulgar thing is not even qualified to be cannon fodder."

How can I say that when I look like a big brother of a paladin.

"Okay! If you are ambitious, come and follow the training plan I arranged for you. As long as you work hard, you will definitely become a great hero."

"Carry 50 kilograms, run 50 kilometers, and swing the sword forward 20,000 times a day. Simple, simple!" Afraid that I would not teach him, Adam slapped his chest loudly.

I am not lying, that is indeed the introductory training for the rookies of the Royal Knights of the Land of Lan, but I enlarged the number by nearly ten times casually. It takes more than an hour for a rookie to swing a sword 1,000 times, and the continuous training efficiency will be lower. After reaching the limit, every additional swing of the sword will torture the muscles of the whole body.

Soon enough, I expected him to be complaining about not being able to finish practice with a sore arm, and I'd be like, "You suck too, well, I'll lower the bar. "On the one hand, adjust according to the completion of training.

But what I didn't expect was that this blunt boy was worried that he wouldn't be able to finish, so he went out quietly from three o'clock in the morning, and didn't come back until four o'clock the next morning.

"Brother! I'm done!! You can check! That big tree by the river was cut off by me!"

Do you still need to check? This tattered appearance, the blood blisters on the hands, for the first time, I think the idiot is a bit cute.

"Didn't you realize that I was grabbing him? Judging by the strained muscles, it seems that he didn't take off the weight when he was practicing the sword. He is so stupid that he is speechless."

Looking at the red-haired boy who took out his dry food and fell asleep on the table halfway through eating, I decided to teach more seriously.

So, after Adam lay numb on the bed for a whole day, and felt that he would lie in bed for three more days, and weeping, he took out the food money for the next month and asked the pastor to heal him, I said.

"Adjust the training plan, run two five-kilometer warm-ups every day, and swing the sword forward 2,000 times. When your basic ability improves, I will teach you real swordsmanship."

As I said so, the boy agreed.

But this time, he went out at two o'clock in the morning and came back at twelve o'clock in the evening.

"Hehe, Brother Luo Luo, I finished today's training task before twelve o'clock! There is no need to reduce the training task! I know I am stupid, but as long as I work hard, I can definitely do it."

The boy who fell to the ground immediately after reporting to me with a happy face refreshed my understanding of idiots once again.

So, on the third day, I secretly followed him out.

Watching the stupid teenager regret because he woke up at four o'clock,

First he punched himself hard on the head, and then remembered that he was wasting time, so he quickly got up and swung his sword desperately, looking at the chaotic swordplay, the cracked arm of the tiger's mouth that was shaken by the back-shock force, watching him grit his teeth With the appearance of struggling, I suddenly feel that I have been a little slack recently.

"It seems that the requirements for myself have been lowered recently, so let's also practice the basics, starting with 30,000 swords."

Well, that night, I went back an hour earlier than Shadang. When eating, the hand holding the bowl was shaking. Of course, even so, it was much better than Adam who fell asleep at the door.

That night, I dragged Shadang in who was sleeping on the street, and then screamed in a basin of cold water, throwing all the basic skills of holding and swinging a sword to him.

So, the next day, I discovered that besides his hard work, he actually had a good intuition and understanding of swords, but no one was willing to teach this country boy before.

"It's still 40,000 swords today, and it will be completed within two hours before this idiot."

And when I officially started to teach it, he found that I was also practicing the basic sword swing, so he silently gave himself additional practice, no more than me, and never gave up.

And how can I be overtaken by a fool, my sword swing speed is much faster than him, my physical fitness is better than his, and I can recover with holy light. As long as the practice time is the same, it must be because I swing the sword more times, so , He loses every time.

"If you just copy and don't change, you will never catch up in your life." Soon, he, who was not smart, also came to a conclusion.

So, he began to study his own swordsmanship, how to hold a sword with straight chop? How to hold the sword horizontally? How to avoid the influence of wind pressure and increase the speed of the sword, I have to say that once a fool puts great effort into a target, that kind of dedicated research spirit can really produce results.

Practicing swords, experimenting, thinking, revising, practicing swords, experimenting... The blunt swordsman has already walked out of his own way. What I can teach is only the experience and advanced skills of others.

But if he can do it, why can't I do it! So, silently, my swordsmanship also evolved.

"Okay, since it's almost the same, let's compete for will."

And after that, it was a grudge-style improvement training goal, 20,000 swords a day? It’s just an appetizer before breakfast. When walking, we swing our swords to cut imaginary enemies, cut leaves in the forest, cut rocks in the mountains, and cut the sea in the sea. After that, we don’t know how many swords we swung every day. The speed of the sword is also unknowingly fast, so ordinary people can't see it clearly.

Indeed, in the eyes of outsiders, our sword mages come from the so-called kingly swords. They are fast, accurate and more ruthless without any tricks, but in fact, it is only because everyone is the crystallization of accumulated foundations. , Don't be too fast, don't be too harsh, how can you finish the training plan in time and catch up with dinner at night.

What's ridiculous is that Adam, who was so stupid, was later called a swordsman genius by the world, he must be born stupid.

Later, in order to make up for his lack of blood and special abilities, after helping Adam obtain the inheritance of the phoenix, we even hunted the phoenix for him and captured the heart of the phoenix.

But now, more than a hundred years have passed, and after experiencing countless heartbreaking wars and sufferings, the boy from the countryside has fulfilled his dream of being a hero, and has even stood at the peak of the strongest human beings, but he told me not long ago that he Tired, I plan to drop everything and go to sleep, I can't sleep.

Just thinking about it makes me so angry!

"Fool! Coward! A woman turned you into this ghost! Your goals and ideals? Your sword? The sword you spent so many years practicing? Does it matter so much! Tell me! Great hero !"

I can only understand the kind of exhaustion from the bottom of my heart, which often haunts me and makes me want to sleep forever, but how can I accept this reality!

The holy sword Roland became dim, and the holy light had already faded, but the violent will made the light of the soul shine even more!

"clang!"

The two swords intersected, and there was no trace of fire on the red Excalibur. Faced with my questioning, Adam also gritted his teeth and roared.

"What do you know! No matter how hard I try, Lisa always looks at you! Even if I die in my arms, I still say your name at the end, this heartbreaking feeling, you know!"

I rolled over and escaped Adam's slash. Inexplicably, the corner of my eye was aimed there. At this moment, Margaret lowered her head and didn't want to look at us, but she was not at ease. The ground was wet, obviously I am crying silently, so my anger is even hotter!

"Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, you have been nagging for more than a hundred years, a woman who has been dead for hundreds of years, is it worth doing this! Is the dead so perfect in your eyes? What about the living! Mag Li Te has paid so much, what are you going to do!"

My roar made Adam startled for a moment, and then roared back even louder.

"I don't know! I'm not smart at all, aren't you responsible for the brains! Give me an idea!"

Play stupid if you can't face it? Do you mess around when you are being chased?

Goofy Adam made me laugh so...  

"A hundred years in a blink of an eye, everything is impermanent, the Iraqis pass away, and I am the only one who remains, and the flowers fall and bloom year after year. I hope that I will die of old age, half drunk and half awake, remembering the past..."

Immediately, Adam was stunned, isn't this the eulogy of his own profound meaning, isn't it...

"Flowing Time Slash!!"

"Flowing Time Slash!!"

The brilliance flickers, the years are ruthless, the sword light is like a stream of water, and the fallen leaves are floating on it. The stream is slow and clear, but it is the same for a hundred years, full of the precipitation of time. People come back to reality from the illusion, glaring at each other.

Sighing the passing of a beauty, regretting the ruthlessness of the years, in terms of lost things, I have more than that idiot, he just died of an unrequited love object, but I don’t even remember whether I have ever loved someone, Adam can grasp it How can I not master the profound meaning of sword skills.

"Such a simple sword skill deserves to be called the Profound Technique? I'll know it at a glance."

"Ha, isn't that something to be proud of? The emotion that drives this esoteric meaning is sadness, and you can learn it once you learn it? This only shows that you are much more miserable than me!"

Sure enough, Adam was the one I hated the most, his intuition was only sharp at this time!

"Good or bad, your intuition is still as annoying as ever, so let's see this!"

The holy sword of Roland was placed in front of me. This time, the pupils were blackened, and all the brilliance was swallowed by the sword.

"The bitter youth dies early, the bitter orphan mother loses his independence, the bitter brother turns against him, the bitter Iraqi dies, the bitter motherland is overthrown, the bitter relatives and friends are absent, and the bitter life is bitter. The secret sword. The seven bitter swords."

The silver long sword does not swing automatically, just the opposite of the eye-catching Flowing Years Slash. The dim sword light makes people instinctively look away as if they can't bear to see it, but it turns into seven unconsciously, as if life cannot be exempted Like pain and sorrow, it quietly wraps around the upper body.

This is the profound meaning of swordsmanship that I have comprehended after half a month of retreat after seeing Adam’s slashing. He can comprehend the profound meaning from Eastern philosophy and life. As an oriental person, I have no reason why I can’t do it!

"clang!"

Even so, the newly born Sword of Profound Truth was completely blocked by the high-speed swing of the Divine Sword.

"I'm sure now that you are much more miserable than me. You really deserve sympathy."

Obviously saying sympathetic words, the man who didn't know what to do or what to do smiled complacently, as if he had won something.

"You idiot! I'm going to teach you a lesson today! Why am I the big brother and you're just the younger brother!"

"Hehe, it's not enough for a paladin to honestly use holy light, and want to use swordsmanship to challenge this swordsmanship genius who is a pure fighter! Dreaming!"

The scarlet divine sword and the silver holy sword are constantly intersecting, we are happily fighting each other, all kinds of extremely sad mysteries are released in turn, and the irony aimed at each other's weaknesses is constantly thrown out, but at the same time we laugh happily, such a happy day , not for many years.

I am the body of an immortal heroic spirit, and Adam at this time is also a veritable indestructible body. This duel is destined to be a protracted battle.

And not far away, looking at the two men who had forgotten everything and laughed loudly, Margaret, who was as indifferent as ice in the past, had her teeth clenched and her face full of resentment.

"Adam, Roland, you two said that adults are selfish. In my opinion, men are all selfish! Annie, remember, future lovers must never find someone similar to these two bastards! Even if you fall in love , and break up immediately!"

Annie next to her nodded half understanding, but she watched her uncle Bones and foster father fight each other with worry.

"Uncle Bones looks so cute." Inexplicably, the girl blushed when she thought of her adoptive father's confession and the agreement, and Margaret's warning seemed to be in vain.

"Is this really a sword skill?" Fei Di and the others watched this duel with obsession with the unprecedented oriental sword skills that have never been seen before. These secrets pursue emotions and realms. They are said to be sword skills, but they have reached the level that even magic cannot The depth of the rules touched is completely different from the mainstream sword skills in this world that pursue power and destructiveness. This is equivalent to opening a brand new door for these sword masters.

Now that the battle has been decided, except for a small number of spectators, the rest of the Crimson Hunting Group has disbanded. Their targets are restaurants and certain places in the city. The time with their bodies should not be wasted, and every second must be seized.

At this moment, I was still struggling with how to knock down this bastard who refused to fall down, but suddenly, his face changed, and flames suddenly spewed out from behind, and the surrounding area turned into a sea of ​​flames.

"It seems that the time has come."

The helpless Adam smiled wryly. The recent constant battles made his body instinctively ask for more power from the Phoenix Heart. It seems that the last time has come, and the body that has reached its limit long ago is finally unable to restrain the Phoenix Heart.

Seeing this situation, I gritted my teeth and planned to fulfill the final agreement, but Adam suddenly repented.

"No, Roland, I suddenly felt that since you are more miserable than me, I shouldn't make you more sad. I should do it myself."

Adam, possessed by flames, slammed his right hand at his left chest. After the flesh and blood flew, a fiery red thing was dug out.

"Heart of the Phoenix!"

Yes, the so-called heart of the phoenix is ​​not the name of any secret treasure, let alone an adjective, she is just a slightly beating phoenix heart!

And Adam, who lost his heart, did not die immediately, but smiled and looked at the pink heart in his hand.

"For this thing, we spent more than two years tracking and hunting the phoenix. Even though Xiaohong tried her best to 'expose her identity' in the end, we still lay in the church for more than a month afterwards. In fact, I was always regretting it. I regret that I accepted the inheritance of the phoenix, which almost caused the entire army to be wiped out."

After looking at it for the last time, he casually threw the heart of the phoenix, the highest treasure in this world, to me.

"Finally, I'm going to trouble you. I'm sorry, Brother Roland, there are too many things that bother you in this life. It seems that I can't see the prosperous world you created. However, you are so powerful, you can do anything. You, even without me, will definitely succeed."

Years passed by, a hundred years later, at the last moment, he called my elder brother again as if he had taken an adventure together in the past.

Looking at this unintentional man with a big hole in his chest, looking at this little brother who seems to regret that he can't see the world of my dreams, what can I say.

Finally unable to hold on anymore, Adam fell against the rock wall.

I looked at him, and I didn't know what to say anymore. In the end, the feeling I had never felt before made me unable to suppress it anymore, and I was speechless.

"Idiot, I just want you to see it, you are gone, what's the point of my dream! Idiot, I beg you, please survive."

Yes, if the peace and prosperity really come, but there is no point in living alone in the world.

The tears of the deceased fell on Adam's face one by one, but he still had that silly smiling face.

"Brother, it's been so many years, this is the first time I've seen you cry. Hehe, should I be proud? However, I'm really tired. I've done everything I wanted to do in my life, and I'm already very satisfied." , please let me rest."

In the confusion, Xiaohong also fell down, and the blue figure also walked in, even though she couldn't see clearly, the sound of whimpering passed.

"Selfish! Bastard! You never consider other people's feelings!"

Looking at the teary-eyed girl, Adam opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but in the end, it turned into a powerless apology.

"I'm sorry, Margaret, I'm really sorry... If there is an afterlife, I will definitely marry you."

There was an urge that made me want to transform Adam into an undead or heroic spirit without hesitation, but Adam seemed to see through my thoughts, struggling to shake his head at me.

"Asshole! You have the best intuition at this time!"

I really couldn't bear to see Adam's final farewell, I turned sideways, and the strange but familiar figure in front of me stunned me.

"Finally, I still want to meet Lisa. At least, give me a chance to confess my love..." This was Adam's dying farewell that he didn't even dare to say out for fear of hurting Margaret.

A hundred years have passed, and the appearance of the girl who has a crush on the girl in memory has long been blurred, let alone love. Perhaps, even Adam himself knows that he has already gotten into the dead end, trapped in the past by the past memory, but, that has always been One step forward, I really can't take it.

"Okay, tell me, I can hear you."

It was a familiar voice, a voice that had echoed countless times in dreams, and Adam's eyes widened in disbelief.

"Lisa!!"

Yes, that was the great thief Lisa, with thin leather armor, tall leather boots, and all kinds of knives and thieves' tools in her waist.

But in our eyes, the demonic features covered by the illusion are so obvious. It is obviously Eliza dressed as Lisa, but how did she know Lisa's habit of dressing up.

"You guys are so weird looking at what I'm doing, by the way, Brother Luo Luo, thank you, you pulled my soul out of the Styx in time, after breaking through the legend, I awakened the real name of the devil, and my memory has all been restored. "

Could it be that a miracle really happened? Demon nobles do recall the memories before them, but it’s like looking at other people’s lives, but Eliza is not a complete demon. Immediately, too many possibilities flooded my heart at the same time, and I shook my head. The sub turned into a paste.

"me."

Clearly the woman in the dream is right in front of her eyes, but she can't say "I like you" all the time, but for no reason, her eyes are attracted by Margaret who is crying beside her.

The beauty who used to be as indifferent as ice had already cried into tears, and she who was loving and clean was already covered in mud, but she didn't care and sat slumped on the ground and wept softly.

"You watched what Sister Margaret was doing. Could it be that the object of confession was not me but her?"

It is Adam's lifelong regret that his beloved one dies in his arms, and when the memory continues to beautify the dead, it also becomes a knot. No one is completely hard-hearted. Maybe he has already been killed by that cold-faced and warm-hearted virtuous man. The former girl dedicated a hundred years to capture, but he refused to admit it on the grounds of Lisa.

At this time, Lisa appeared in front of him, and it was impossible to escape. He himself didn't know what his feelings for Margaret were.

Emotionally, with the constant beautification of memories and past grievances, the dead are always invincible. At this time, years of emotional entanglements, this invisible knot, finally began to be untied under the miracle of the resurrection of the dead.

"Well, even if you confess to me, my answer is 'Sorry, you are a good person, I like Big Brother Luo Luo'. By the way, silly, Brother Luo Luo and I have started dating. If you don't believe me, just ask he."

"Me?" Just as I was stunned, Eliza's words rang in my ears.

"Master, do you still remember that condition? That's the condition for agreeing to my confession."

This familiar title made me sure that it was still Eliza in front of me, and at the same time, I unconsciously breathed a sigh of relief. After hesitating for a moment, I could only nod.

"Well, we just started dating, so I haven't had time to tell you."

"Wait, you guys are dating, but I somehow died for someone else's woman, so I'm not going to be a big joke! Hey, you guys are kidding me."

Adam's keen intuition became sharper when it was not needed as before, but Margaret, who noticed the change, was immediately overjoyed, and quickly cast a spell to stop Adam's physical time, so that he would not die on the spot.

Seeing this situation, I understood it in an instant, and then smiled.

"Okay, then you can continue to live. I have a few plans here, for example, join my legion?"

"don't want!"

It was "don't" instead of "don't live". Immediately, we were overjoyed.

Judging from Adam's constant sneak peeks at Margaret, I vaguely guessed that it wasn't Lisa's appearance that made him change his mind, but that Lisa's appearance made him unable to continue being a coward and could only look squarely at Margaret. Gretel's feelings, therefore, naturally became unwilling to die.

"Okay, I still have a dozen plans..."

"Get rid of those who cheat me! I want to be someone else's dog, I don't want to fight for those hypocritical gods."

"Cut, there is only one left. I removed the Titan's Heart from Roland II, plus the Titan's Core from the auction (I stole it before, the shell part of the Titan's Heart), and assembled it for you." A new artificial titan heart. Have you ever seen a phoenix nirvana for five hundred years, or a titan dying of old age? Your body will soon become a titan. But if so, your attribute will change from flame to lightning, and the heart of a titan It’s still far behind the Heart of the Phoenix, and with the Flame of the Phoenix turning into a Titan Thunderbolt, it’s certain that its strength will plummet in a short period of time. Are you willing?”

"Okay! Do it quickly, I'm sick of feeling empty in my body."

Inexplicably, we were relieved at the same time to see this stubborn guy finally enlightened, our hearts filled with ecstasy, and we smiled at each other.

But unfortunately, the Roland Holy Sword, which gradually shortened to its original shape at the waist, reminded me that time was running out.

Fortunately, Kakajili did a good deed, and the permanent space divergence allowed Xiaohong to quickly retrieve the Titan's heart and Titan's core from Vitan City. In the past, I performed the transplant operation myself. This time It will be smoother.

But soon, when everyone was surrounded by Adam and Annie who had just completed the operation, I left quietly. Adam's troubles were finally understood, and now, it was my long-cherished wish.

Back at the courthouse in Sulfur Mountain City, Eliza was already waiting there, and the original law code was already in her hands.

"Okay, let's shock the world here. On the legal side, it's time for a true God."

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PS. I rushed out of the chapter yesterday after being dizzy after a one-day meeting. Now I look back and feel more and more uncomfortable. I will make revisions in these two days. Sorry for the readers. Sure enough, I still can't rush to work.

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