The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Others picked up the system, the old man, and the magic ring, and the next step is to get divorced, slapped in the face, level up, and the trash becomes a genius. In the end, it's either fighting to break the world, or opening the harem. It's really enviable... I mean, it's amazing Speechless.

And if I pick up some treasure, inexplicable good luck from the sky, love luck, my first reaction is that the treasure must be a trap, so be careful, it will be double bad luck immediately after the good luck, be careful, the love luck that comes to the door is not a dinosaur, It's peach blossom robbery, or it's the hypocrite with handles below...

What's more terrible is that based on my many years of experience, this is really not persecution paranoia, but a real reasoning prediction and experience talk.

And the experience of being cheated for many years, let me see the first reaction of this three-piece set of historically famous artifacts...

"Throw it away, throw it away quickly, I picked up a three-piece set of artifacts casually, am I going to be unlucky for a hundred years in a row?"

"...Hmph, don't compare me with you, my luck has always been very good."

Heloise triumphantly adjusted the positions of the three artifacts, and conjured up a gorgeous gold and white dress with a perfect adult figure, and dressed herself up in front of the mirror.

"is it beautiful?"

Heloise made a circle in front of me, the golden necklace gems brought out dreamlike water vapor, and the crystal water bubbles in the air reflected a little bit of golden light, coupled with the perfect appearance and life of the golden elf, just like the elves in fairy tales The princess does have the pure nobility and gorgeousness that touches people's hearts.

"It's really beautiful, the most beautiful I've ever seen."

I'm not stupid, it's enough to tell the truth at this time, and I can say honest compliments casually, but I feel more and more that some misfortune is about to befall me, and my scalp is numb.

"murderous look?!"

Sure enough, there is murderous intent! Who is ambushing me? Oh Eliza, staring at me? It doesn't matter, she is used to it.

Why is Eliza smiling? This smile makes me feel a little bit wrong. Could it be that she is really determined to tear me apart?

"...Are you in the late stage of persecution paranoia? You always think of the worst."

"No. This is from experience. If I pick up a wallet with two copper coins in it, an accident will definitely happen the next day and I will lose four copper coins. This is a real example. Why do you look at it so strangely? Me, you don't believe me?"

Heloise shook her head.

"No, we believe that you are not telling lies. But with your luck, you can still pick up the wallet?"

It seems that this is not the one to complain about. I nodded triumphantly, don't underestimate me, of course I have picked up money, even twice!

"Of course, I picked it up once more than two hundred years ago. That time, I was first stripped of my wallet, and I fell down on the way to chase. As a result, there was a wallet under my buttocks. I still remember that there were two Bayer coins in it. This is the first time I picked up money. I ordered an extra egg pancake early the next day to celebrate, but unfortunately I was picked up again at noon the next day, and my money was also taken. The second time was more than 50 years A few days ago, I picked up a silver coin, a silver coin, I couldn’t believe it, but unfortunately I lost it that night... What are you doing looking at me so sympathetically? This is the truth! I’m not bragging.”

【...It is because it is the truth that I pity you. 】

"It's really not easy for you to live."

Recalling what I said just now, I squatted on the ground in frustration, and I blew myself up again.

Heloise smiled.

"I know how your disgusting fighting method of repeatedly collecting information, gradually calculating and deducing, accumulating advantages, and then pushing the opponent to a dead end before crushing it came about."

"Um?"

"Even if the probability of failure is low. If you are unlucky, it will happen. Your approach is probably to reduce the unknown and luck as much as possible. You are forced to treat the 1% failure rate as 100% Looking at it, I don't expect luck at all. It really makes people feel pitiful."

"...What are you talking about? I don't understand. Ah, by the way, why is your furniture in the abyss?"

"Although the way to change the subject is still so bad, but I also want to know why the dressing table is here, so let you go..."

Many eyes turned to Didina, the abyss lord who has been disguising her background. I thought that the artifact had been by her side for so many years but I missed it. She should be very depressed, but she smiled, as if she didn't care much.

"These are just the furniture that I randomly searched to enrich the treasury when I first became the city lord. I don't remember where I bought it. It must be a merchant from a certain plane, and it came with that batch of furniture."

There is also a batch of furniture in the treasury, most of which are in Elven style. It seems that they are all super antiques from the era of the Elven Empire. Indeed, many antique collectors are particularly fond of artworks from the Age of the Elven Empire. These furniture may be very valuable.

But no matter in terms of texture or handwork, it is incomparable with Heloise's dressing table. After all, royal items are rare items.

"...No, I remember that the palace was burned down by a fire, and I also because the three artifacts will be lost forever with the destruction of the palace, unless someone moved my dressing table before that, but it will be moved separately If you walk it, you naturally know its value, such a person will sell the dresser?"

It seemed that she had finally recovered from the joy of regaining the treasure. Heloise's IQ was rarely on the line, and the moment she spoke, Didina's face changed. She backed away suddenly, and a little red dragon suddenly It landed on her head, and the flame that scorched the tip of her hair let her know what might happen if she acted at will.

I took a closer look at this treasury. There was a pile of property piled up like a mountain, and there was a pile of dilapidated furniture in the corner. If I were a reckless intruder, I might take all the treasure away, but this cumbersome furniture piled together is a must. I don’t know how to look at it, let alone find out a more valuable dressing table.

If I were an old intruder, I wouldn't have expected much from this treasure house from the very beginning. It would be the best possibility to ask this succubus where the real treasure is. These furniture have been ignored from the very beginning.

Not to mention, if Heloise hadn't recognized her own things, we would have missed them too.

And if this is done deliberately, it is really a clever arrangement, no matter who the intruder is, they will ignore these furniture.

If these arrangements are all to conceal the existence of the dressing table, then the possibility that this succubus knew the importance of the dressing table from the very beginning is very high.

"Heloise, this should be the biggest secret of the royal family, right? Knowing the value of this dressing table, it shouldn't be much."

"……Um."

Heloise didn't give me a clear answer, but those beautiful eyes were locked on Didina. I was a little surprised by the serious expression that I had never seen before. It seems that she is very serious. .

As long as the succubus dared to run without the little red on the top of her head interfering, Heloise would turn her into a target.

I became more and more interested in the background of this succubus, and I was about to question this succubus, when the door and window opened suddenly, and a little elf flew in.

"His Royal Highness, there is an urgent report from you! It is very urgent! It is very urgent!" (To be continued.)