The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"...As your country's most loyal ally, even though we are in the far north, we still care about your country's war situation. I heard that your country's war is very unfavorable. The withered land on the battlefield is breathtaking, and the arrogance of the evil undead The arrogant one, as the most presumptuous one, took a series of actions, hoping to communicate and understand with your country, Sandro and I had a personal relationship..."

This is a stinky and long letter, full of boring diplomatic words, but the translation is very simple-"I heard that you were beaten badly by the undead, hahaha shame on you, but as a Ally, I had a private conversation with the opponent's trump card, and he agreed to release water to fight match-fixing, how are you going to thank me?"

Considering that this letter addressed to the Bayer Emperor Helen Milan may be published in the future as an official record, and may even be used as evidence of Sandro's whitewashing, the simple and straightforward private letter on weekdays seems too impolite, This roundabout rhetorical technique alone made this piece of paper say things clearly, and abruptly took ten pieces of paper and more than ten times the time and energy.

But I know that this effort is necessary and worthwhile.

"...It's really slippery. You obviously expected to reconcile with the undead. If you write it like this, it seems that you are convincing Sandro to betray the Undead Emperor's coalition forces and join the living for the benefit of Bayer."

"Hehe, judging from the results, it's the same thing. But in this way, it's not me begging them, but they begging me, and they are the ones who owe favors."

This is like when the two countries are at war, when one party's secret weapon kills the other party with no way out, a third party intervenes, saying that I can help you get rid of the other party's secret weapon, and if it is really done, it is a national level. The generous aid is not one or two points owed.

And if I intervene with this as the key point, I can also clean up for Sandro. A defeated war butcher will only be thrown into prison, but a "butcher" who wakes up on the battlefield and abandons darkness in time can make people fight for the future. Selectively forget his past. Instead, it became a good story.

"...The two undead kings meet happily, with a smile to wipe away all grievances and hatred, abandoning the dark and turning to the bright family, maybe it will become a classic story in the epic story in the future."

It sounds like bullshit. This possibility is really extremely high, at least from Bayer's point of view, I am a kind person who enthusiastically helped them relieve the threat of the forbidden curse above their heads. Anyway, only we know what really happened.

"Can you be more shameless?"

"... Yes! I can be twice as shameless."

then. In order to show my lower limit, I picked up the pen and paper without hesitation and started to write another letter.

"Dear compatriots of the Council of Truth, as an honorary councilor, I heard that the council encountered difficulties in the battle in Bayer. As a necromancer and ice mage, I have a little personal relationship with Death Master Sandro. Perhaps, I can Do something, of course. Peer-to-peer exchange is a basic rule in the wizarding world...."

It's even more shameless than fooling around and eating repurchases, that is, one house, two sales, and three houses at the same time...

I believe that with these foreshadowings, as long as Sandro expresses his passive sabotage situation a little bit, whether it is Bayer, who has a big family and a big career, or those clerics, they will give me a very satisfactory return.

And this is not only for myself, but also to give Sandro a chance to clean up, and his camp will change first, so that the future Tali Republic can be accepted by the world. At least, it's nice to say it out in time.

And after finishing these things, I will also give an explanation to Renee and Galina, at least to inform me about the result of my secret meeting with Sandro. Avoid being at a loss when the time comes... Well, it is definitely not an explanation for not participating in the winter hunting, a joke, do I need to explain to the two little girls.

"...It's more and more like an unreliable lazy father looking for reasons to prevaricate his serious daughter after skipping work. It's very similar to pretending to be a parent when he can't find a reason."

"...Dead cat. I have a bottle of very interesting spring water in my hand, want to try it?"

"you,

You, you, you... what do you want to do to me, no wonder you are not interested in women, so you like cute boys! Actually, actually... this kind of gameplay is not unacceptable, but if you want to wear women's clothing, Princess Peach or something, the most..."

Looking at the shy dead cat, I finally had nothing to say, and directly grabbed the dead cat by the neck and threw it out of the window.

"Calm down in the snow!"

My head is getting hot, and the soul link actually told me that she wasn't joking just now, what the hell is this ghost elf queen thinking in her head!

Dirty, too dirty! The dirty ones can be printed out.

However, as soon as I mentioned the book...I mean the male drowning spring, I couldn't help but think of Ke Luosi, whom I haven't seen for a long time. Although I have already written to ask her to come here, she who is far away in Bayer, will not come here for a while. will do.

Every time I see the two bottles of spring water in the space bag, I instinctively feel that something is wrong. My years of experience in being cheated tell me that if I don’t hurry up to cheat others... If I consume these two bottles of spring water, I will probably end up in trouble in the end.

It's a pity that Beifeng, who is the key target, still can't come up from the abyss. It is clear from the letter that his work is going well, and he should be able to come back.

Thinking of the reward on his body, and the fact that he went to the abyss to avoid disaster, it is understandable for him to hide like this, but...

"I'll let him die. If he doesn't come back, I'll find a way to find him back. If this goes on, I'm going crazy..."

【…Primates can usually be divided into the relatively primitive suborder Prosimian and the more advanced suborder Anthropoid, among which the suborder Prosimian can be further divided into the suborder of lemur type and the suborder of tarsus type...】

Probably as those weird creatures are about to appear in this world, the system has become more and more incomprehensible recently, and I am thinking about this animal encyclopedia that came from nowhere in my head...

【...Spring is here, everything is revived, this is the mating season...】

Well, now it has become the animal world again. After a short period of time, I am almost nervous, and I even start to miss the days when I was dedicated to cheating.

And the repeated chanting these days also let me know what Beifeng's actions represent.

All major races today, in a sense, are descendants of the Creator.

The Titans of the golden race gave birth to giants and dwarves, and the descendants of the golden elves appeared in all kinds of elves. Even the trolls are descendants of the original blood.

Even if there are mixed-race descendants, they are also descendants of two humanoid races, and the genetic ability of such half-elf and half-orcs is often poor, even if there are descendants. It is also often attributed to a certain race. For example, a half-elf descendant with three-quarters of human blood is actually a human with pointed ears.

And after another two generations, the mixed-race descendants will be meaningless. In the end, it is still classified into the ethnic group society.

For the Goddess of Order, the order among races is the foundation of everything, and the diversity of races constitutes the cornerstone of this fantasy world. This is why she went crazy and planned to arrange destiny and vocation for each race.

"Each race has its own responsibilities. Handy dwarves and giants are craftsmen, angels are government officials and servants, elves are scholars and teachers, demons are guards and soldiers, titans are master builders, dragons can use powerful guns and flying abilities Serving as a means of transportation for the races..."

Let's not mention how ridiculous this "order" is, but at least at the beginning, this is indeed the perfect society expected by the Creator.

At least, before the invasion of the outer crystal wall system (another universe) shattered this perfect society, it was indeed a creator world that both goddesses could accept.

As a result of the defeat, the two joined hands to seal the gap in the outer crystal wall system, and disagreed on the evolutionary path.

The goddess of order sticks to the past, then reinforces the order and race roles, allowing them to specialize in their vocation. Groups and individuals have become the gears of the new era, strengthening the power of the entire society, but the Goddess of Chaos has led the group of demons on the road of self-evolution.

For the goddess of order, such a scene is unacceptable, but the only joy is that most of the races have not become as chaotic as demons, and the "order" of the race as the cornerstone already exists.

And now, this "order" has not only been shattered. Even the most basic racial purity is gone. Not only are the mixed descendants of someone half-beast and half-human, each has no unity in race at all, and they all inherit the power of their parents. fecundity. And can have even more exotic offspring with other races.

This seems nothing to others, but in the eyes of the goddess of order, it is a supernatural phenomenon that destroys the world view. Soon, the whole world will be full of strange creatures, and the original unified and harmonious world of all races will be broken.

By the time. Not to mention Animal Encyclopedia, the mother of all beasts is possible.

【...In the name of the goddess of order, if you don't get rid of that source of pollution for me, I'll find a way to destroy those mother beasts...】

"Calm down, at least those beast mothers are innocent, maybe, not so innocent, but those children...well, I won't mention those children!"

In the cold wind, a phantom is slowly rotating. If I read it correctly, it is the ancient nuclear bomb that has been consumed once - the Salo crystal core!

I don't want to try to see if the system has the ability to redeem this thing. After I quickly stopped, the phantom returned to nothingness, but this is no longer a joke.

Even though it is cold outside, the sweat on my forehead is still dripping. This is the first time I have seen the system become like this. It can make the goddess of order go crazy like this. Someone deserves the first place in the list of natural disasters.

At this point, I was a little worried that if that guy appeared in front of me, the system would suddenly explode.

And soon, I had no time to be lazy.

"The ability to change face? That is, they have already mixed into the city-states of the Northland."

"From the point of view of the warlocks, this kind of camouflage ability is very strong, and the possibility of sneaking in is extremely high. Also, judging from the anatomy of the brain, they should have intelligence beyond ordinary people."

What surprised me was a report just sent over, which was an autopsy report on those "faceless noodle demons" by a demon warlock hired by the palace.

Generally speaking, demons of the same level are more powerful than demons in combat. A large part of the reason is that demons have ever-changing abilities, which is an advantage in individual battles.

The devils' advancement is relatively fixed, and they can even artificially create special arms in order to obtain a certain ability and characteristic selective advancement, which has obvious advantages in legions and special warfare.

These "weak" devils are not strong in combat, but they have the ability to corrupt and demonize themselves, as well as the psychic ability to hypnotize and tame animals. They should be special devils with a spiritual and magical orientation.

But now, the anatomy report of the demon warlocks has pointed out that they have the ability to reshape their faces without faces, and with their psychological abilities, they are simply born spies and infiltrators. Then, it is very likely that many northern city-states have mixed in. Such spies.

The combination of the missing beast tide and the spies who are good at infiltrating the city makes people feel very uneasy. The current enemy of the northern city-state is only the herd of beasts. If these spies disguise themselves as human soldiers and assassinate the city supervisor, Open the city gate and let the beast tide enter the city...

"Have you notified the countries in the North?"

"No, Her Highness Renee is still asking for your opinion."

"...If you have any other comments, please inform the countries quickly. It seems that the devil wants to play big this time."

Originally, my evaluation of this kind of devil was very average. I thought that even if they have the ability of demonization and corrosion, they can only be regarded as low-level cannon fodder in the abyss. Language and customs knowledge, then his intelligence must not be low, and he should still have a certain ability to cast spells.

"...The original evaluation was wrong. The guy we caught at the time must have deliberately pretended to have a low IQ. These are not low-level devils, but a group of high-level monsters! They are a group of intelligent devils who are biased towards magic and tricks."

A group of low-level goods, and it may be the personal revenge of a certain lord who is unhappy with me. This casually throws out tens of thousands of high-level devils. It seems to be a one-off product of orientation. It is for a good harvest, this picture is definitely not small.

In my mind, not only recalling the friendship with the devil, but considering the experience of cheating them in the past, it is possible for the devil king to do it himself.

"What's the matter? Frowning."

"Well, it was tricked by your brothers."

"brother?"

Heloise, who just flew back from the window sill, still had snow on her head, but after reading the report, she remembered those twisted noodle monsters, and instantly became furious.

"Slime and noodles are not brothers... Bah, I'm not a slime, I'm an elf!"

I grabbed the dead cat that was bitten by the bird and threw it on the wooden table aside.

"Don't make trouble, I'm annoyed, I'm annoyed to death when I think of this kind of thing sneaking into Diffin, maybe there are these devil's spies around us."

Hearing this, Heloise was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed out loud.

"Oh, it's impossible for them to enter Difende. Even if they do, they won't be able to be qualified spies."

Now, it's my turn to be in disbelief.

"Why? I don't think those ordinary city guards can tell a devil from a crowd."

"Have you forgotten? Diffind is the city of innocence, and the devil... can you find a devil who doesn't commit crimes for 24 hours? Especially when they enter a strange city penniless."

Penniless? After thinking about it, it is true. Devils do not have the habit of carrying gold coins at all times. Their disaster coins cannot be used on the main plane, and they do have the ability to "make money", but the way they make money... Stealing, defrauding , Speculation, the vast majority of qualified devils are extremely good liars.

What they are going to do, there must be a leader who knows the plan, and such a high-ranking leader will naturally not blow the wind in the snow outside. The most likely thing for them is that they have already arrived in Defende.

And the devil also wants to eat, and in order to find out information, a large amount of money has to be spent. Then, when they resumed their old business, a red light fell, and two knights of justice fell, and then they were taken away... …The big spy was caught by the traffic police or something, that scene is too emotional.

"Perhaps, I can look for them in Die Fender Prison. Those homeless people who committed crimes when they came here with no money may be the targets we are looking for!" (To be continued.)

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