The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Are you Mr. Roland, Mr. Sleepless, or little Luoluo, or, or all three?"

In the tent at midnight, the solitude of a man and a woman is often ambiguous, but with Diana's questioning, the original ambiguous air dispersed in an instant, and the inexplicable depression and powerlessness made me silently lowered his head.

"Sure enough, I knew that the luck of a woman in my life is only a peach blossom robbery, and it is definitely not a peach blossom luck. Occasionally, the one whose eyes are dizzy and looks at me is either a demon or a bone dragon, or a perverted murderer. This is how I have been in my life. Doomed to never be favored by normal women."

Well, being discovered by her was only expected, and what frustrates me is always that I have committed a disaster rather than luck.

However, at most, I only thought that I would be discovered to be Roland the Lich, and the identity of the Sleepless One would also be revealed, but I really didn't expect it.

The reason I'm sure has been discovered? The silly dragon Xiaohong rolled over with laughter as soon as he saw me that day, and even called out my name amidst the laughter. Diana hadn't gone far. If she wasn't deaf, it would be strange if she didn't notice it.

"Then, my lord, what should I call you?"

"Luo Lan and Roland are fine, the pronunciation is the same anyway. But, how did you connect my appearance with Luo Luo and the others?"

Now I really need a reliable assistant, even if she doesn't find me, I will find her sooner or later, but I am really curious about where the truth is.

"Your ring and the kitten."

Well, after I slapped my head, I finally knew where the problem was. The right hand was Eliza's ring, and the kitten in the form of the Banshee Queen had appeared in front of Diana. For the legendary knight, It's really not difficult to have bright eyes, she recognizes it as a matter of course.

"Okay. You avoided the crowd and came to me tonight. You must not just want to expose my identity. Or, you have a private matter to talk to me secretly."

The gray elf, who was still heroic a second ago, suddenly lowered his head. She nodded shyly again, Hongxia kept lingering in her ears. I opened my mouth wide and accidentally dropped the cup on the ground.

"Did spring really come? Did she see me?"

The dark elf in front of me is the rare conscience of the entire urban management brigade. She is a dark elf with a unique integrity and uniqueness. Quite prestigious and good reputation.

But due to the legendary strength and the status of the captain of the urban management team,

There is also the legendary deed of leading the clansman thousands of miles away. Some people have already compared it with the legendary gray elf ranger Drizzt, and made all the young suitors feel ugly, so they are single until now, but now they start to have sex in front of a stranger like me?

I pinched my cheek. It really hurts, it shouldn't be a dream.

"Almighty system, I won't hack you anymore, thank you for giving me 19 points of charm! The system blesses me, and the attribute points I will increase next time will also be charm! Haha. It is the last word to rely on your face to eat. A paladin is a face knight. I Roland's time is finally coming."

Finally, Diana, who was blushing and lowered her head to play with her fingers, summoned up her courage.

"grown ups!!"

"Well, I'm here!"

"I'm a little ashamed to ask you for advice."

"I like the unspeakable things the most!"

"You won't laugh at me, will you? You're obviously a paladin. How could you do such a shameless thing?"

"No, no, shameless or something, I like it the most."

"Great, my lord! I know I can trust you. Please show me the way when I am confused! I am lost in my belief in the Holy Light."

"What!?"

Seemingly realizing that what she said was too simple, Diana quickly added a lot.

It turned out that the shameless thing Diana said was that, as a paladin, she found that she had unknowingly betrayed her beliefs.

It turned out that she, like most dark elves, believed in Rose, the Spider Queen, but she had always hated competition, so she resolutely chose the Holy Light as her belief, but the Holy Light regarded undead and demons as sworn enemies from the very beginning, and In that battle, those undead who turned into heroic spirits were not as evil and disorderly as the teachings said, so she had doubts about her belief in the Holy Light.

However, the original small cracks became wide open because of my appearance. I, as the god of the undead, ascended to the position of the god of law, and now the incarnation I dispatched can use the holy light. Isn't the undead evil? ? Are the God of Law and the God of Light the same god? What I have done is simply overthrowing the foundation of the teachings of the Holy Light. This fact of destroying the Three Views has directly shaken her faith, and she expects me to give her some guidance.

It turned out that she regarded me as an incarnation sent by the God of Law, and that's why she kept a strange silence along the way. At this time, she even asked me for advice on faith.

Hearing this, I suddenly felt my blood pressure soar, my pupils were congested, and instantly comprehended the orc's berserk combat skills. It turned out that this guy really used me as a priest!

Did you have an ambiguous relationship? The promised beauty attacked at night? The promised dark elf instinct and tricks? You cheating, the beauty is looking for you in the middle of the night to show you the way of faith? I'm not a saint pastor, what do you want me for! I am a man, a beast! I will transform at midnight!

Well, I know that my little friend can't do anything, but it's always okay to have a chat, talk about love, cultivate a relationship and save it for the future!

The unknown flame of being a senior magician burned in my chest, I secretly made up my mind, since you ask me for advice, I will teach you what is god and what is faith.

"First of all, I am not the incarnation of the God of Law, I am a living mortal. In fact, let me tell you the secrets of the gods. First, all the teachings of the true god are bullshit..."

After activating the anti-detection barrier attached to the magic ring, I, who is obviously one step away from the true god, revealed the secrets of the god without respect.

"True gods are just special existences. They survive and evolve by faith. You can regard them as part of the world. Well, it's okay to be parasites on the world system."

So, driven by the inexplicable flame, I tried my best to speak to the bad and ugly counterparty.

I believe. When the night is over, the so-called shaken faith will be a joke, and I guarantee she will be like me. After thoroughly understanding what a god is, it is ridiculous to regard the belief in the true god itself.

"...In a nutshell. The God of Order is a pitiful creature mixed with the concept of order, and the God of Holy Light is a super pitiful creature without even a self. Whether it is my clone, the God of Law, the Sleepless , or the nameless God of Holy Light, they are all just divine power servers that act according to certain rules, well, it is a machine similar to Roland II, since it is a rigid machine. As long as they follow their rules, borrowing their power can help What is difficult."

"The doctrine of the God of Law is determined by me, a mortal. Since he is the embodiment of the concept of justice, even I can't leave a back door. Even if I lose myself, I can treat all prayers and salvation from the mortal world fairly and justly. The doctrine of the God of Holy Light was made up by the people of the Templar Church. On top of the essence of 'purification', they added a lot of fragmentary concepts. These are probably not understood by the God of Holy Light. , why do you bother with those messy teachings?"

Some sayings are half enough. If the God of Holy Light is the embodiment of the concept of purification, and the God of Law is indeed the embodiment of the concept of justice, then the "born equal" that drags both parties to the same level is the most obvious example.

But if the God of Law can leave a back door. With a special case, it is still a god of justice. However, sometimes cheating does not need to leave a back door. The fact that Sleepless is on the throne of God as my clone is itself an important backhand for me to leave behind.

Of course, these deeper secrets will not be told to Diana, but just these are enough to destroy the three views of the legendary paladin and collapse his beliefs, and this is exactly the result I want.

The future situation I am facing is too severe. In the unaccompanied surface world, I need a helper, a helper who works for me wholeheartedly, a powerful trump card when I grow up again, and an assistant who truly trusts me.

But what is very puzzling is that even the Sulfur Mountain City, which is full of powerful players, can play the role of a trump card and at the same time move freely in human society, there are basically no ones.

Needless to say, the undead area and the Xiluo King Power faction gang, if they go to the surface human kingdom, it is basically equivalent to the dead declaring war on the living, and the same is true for the Four Heavenly Kings of the Law under me. Physical strength, high elves are too conspicuous in human society. He used to be the consul of the country of Ring France, once he appeared, he would cause countless troubles.

The same goes for other kings of law, not to mention Lilith who is a blood race, but Kevin is a human being, but his business and family are both dragging him down, and a golden-rank justice knight can't achieve the final result as an ace.

As for the most powerful candidate for the assistant, Eliza, who is the hidden king, even if she is still in Sulfur Mountain City, I would definitely not dare to take her with her.

After all, it is basically an impossible task to find a race with a worse reputation than demons. Demons have such obvious physical characteristics, and the power of chaos is even more eye-catching, and any paladin will find it.

As for the naked king... Even if I am willing to take it, and the Supreme Court of Sulfur Mountain City is willing to release him, I have to tie a collar around his neck and pretend to be a tauren slave. After all, most orcs are in the eyes of surface humans. Either an enemy or a slave.

As for the gang from the Urban Management Brigade, unless they were willing to endure the deadly moonlight ceremony, considering the dark elves' bad reputation of being directly burned to death on the surface, taking them out would definitely cause trouble for themselves.

The final result is that there are many masters under his command, but in order not to be branded as alien and heretic, no one is suitable to lead.

After much deliberation, this "simple" gray elf legendary paladin has become the most suitable candidate. He is trustworthy, hardworking, and has unlimited potential. Of course, the most important thing is that he is simple and easy to fool. "It proves that its potential is endless, which is why I say that even if she doesn't come to me, I will go to her.

"He is stupid, strong and eye-catching, what a good personal bodyguard."

Well, after the target was confirmed, a certain unscrupulous person stepped up to fool him.

In order to attract the other party to join me, I also vaguely revealed my grand plan, which made her struggle endlessly in her heart and actions.

In the end, the day was slightly brighter, but Diana said that she would go back and think about it for a while, and when she got up to say goodbye and left, her beautiful eyes, who had not slept all night, were bloodshot, and the heroic female knight in the past looked sluggish. The haggard look seemed to have just been dragged into an alley by a dozen orc men and spent the night.

But when I saw her hesitate so much, I nodded in satisfaction, judging from my understanding of her. I guess the result of consideration will mostly satisfy me.

Then, looking at the gradually brightening sky, I also felt a little tired after a sleepless night. Prepare to seize the last one or two hours to sleep back.

But before I closed my eyes and fell asleep for ten minutes, I was attacked by a bully dog ​​in a daze.

"Bastard! What did you do to Big Sister!!"

The angry female elf broke into my tent with a sword, without saying a word, kicked my bed board upside down.

".....What?"

"Momo has never seen the elder sister's head so haggard. She shed tears all the way while walking. What did you bastard do to the elder sister's head? Could it be that your skills are too poor and you are hard on it? The elder sister's head is really pitiful. It is obviously the first time. , just met you such a fancy silver-like wax gun head, and left a sad memory."

What is this! Look at this guy's messy skirt and the bloodshot eyes. Maybe she listened outside all night, and I was secretly glad that in order to tell the mysteries of the gods, I activated the spell to prevent wiretapping very early.

But Na Momo talked more and more vigorously.

"I just said that a man can't just look at his appearance, he can see what he can't use. I knew this was the result. I should stop the eldest sister when she enters your tent, and let Momo teach you a few tricks first." Alright. Although Momo has no experience, Momo has read a lot of books, and communicated with her sisters a lot, combining theory with practice. The live drill will definitely give you a perfect first experience. Feel comfortable at home."

Every time when I feel that I owe money to the cheating system, I always feel that I am a moral person, a noble person, and a divorced A person with low taste.

Well, I, who was already sleep-deprived, was interrupted for a little sleep time, and was naturally extremely annoyed. Next, of course, was the reenactment of the knight duel from the previous day.

And after this inexplicable battle ended, I went to get a basin of water, but unexpectedly found that everyone looked at me differently.

Looking at the obscene gestures made by the two flower guardians, as a man, I instantly understood.

Even under the cover of night, the stealth skills of a knight in armor are absolutely unqualified. She sneaked into my tent with a ding ding dong dong, and no one could hide it from anyone. One night, and in the morning, when I walked out with bloodshot eyes and a sluggish expression, I couldn't even wash it off even if I jumped into the Yellow River.

This time, Ke Luosi, who was relatively close to me, stayed far away from me, and she looked at me as if she was looking at something dirty. After all, in her eyes, this kind of thing happened not long after I met Diana, why? Looks like a super playboy.

Well, if something happened, I would admit it, but I am really innocent, but now I say that Diana and I just talked about faith and gods all night, it is a pure relationship between men and women, even I don’t believe it myself .

And considering that Coros may also play a role in future plans, I can only strike up a conversation with the cheek and try to explain to her, but judging from the guarded eyes, the effect is indeed not very good, and the next The scene that happened, but I can't get rid of it completely.

Not far away, Diana, who had removed the heavy armor, was wearing a light singlet, holding the holy sword Silver Avenger, and walked towards me slowly with a solemn expression.

That expression full of enlightenment is like a saint who is about to go to the altar to sacrifice herself.

However, she who had just approached me with a serious face suddenly knelt down on her knees, slowly raised her arms, and handed me her holy sword.

"My lord, I swear that I will follow your teachings all my life and become your most solid support. Your enemies will be the target of my long sword. Your pleasure is my highest glory, and it will become your proud possession. It will be my lifelong goal.”

Well, I understood in an instant. Landing on one knee is a knight’s allegiance to his lord. With two knees, he can only kneel to his elders and the gods in the sky. She is worshiping me as a real god. A prayer declaring faith and obedience to the true God.

But I understand, others do not understand.

"Big Sister!! Luo Lan! What kind of sorcery did you use on Big Sister to confuse Big Sister? I'm going to fight you."

Well, the bulldog instantly turned into a mad dog. This naked killing intent, the rampage sword with wind pressure, is obviously for real.

"Ah, I just said that those elves and humans are unreasonable. You see, they hooked up in just a few days. Look at any human male who always smiles lewdly. He is not a good person at first sight."

Silver hook Bea, dare to slander my reputation, I will definitely take revenge! And that's not a lewd smile, it's obviously the standard smile of the five-nine-style paladin, it's a sharp weapon to get donations from ladies, and it's a non-transmission secret that I spent a long time practicing in the past.

"My generation has a newcomer, congratulations, congratulations." Well, if this is not the praise of a bad dwarf who is full of pornography, gambling and drugs, I will be very happy to accept it.

"Tch, what's so good about a hairless female." This is... well, everyone knows who this existence with peculiar aesthetics is.

"Unfortunately!! Don't chase after me, I really just chatted with your eldest sister all night."

The last one who screamed was me who threw the sword in the tent and tried to avoid the mad dogs.

"Huh, is this possible? You won't do it if you talk about insomnia all night, unless you are impotent or a kid who hasn't developed yet."

"Too much deception, I...I will fight with you."

Well, someone stepped on a sore spot unintentionally, turned around and got into a fight with Momo.

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ps. Everyone is so hardworking, and the squirrel is even more motivated. Everyone's support is the motivation for Squirrel to continue to explode. The big chapter of 5000 is here. Today, the update of the 40000 words is completed. After I get some sleep, I will continue to code words. As for whether to update at night or tomorrow, it depends on the state after waking up. After all, quality is always the pursuit of squirrels. Then, let’s celebrate the birth of Kepel, the first master of this book.

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