The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Wait, don't touch that, it's Niangniang Spring!"

In a sense, I still have a conscience. ■One reads w reads ww.

If Adam really drank it, not to mention Margaret and Anne would not let me go, just thinking about how shocking the female version of Adam is, I couldn't bear it, so I quickly stopped.

"Mother drowning spring? Gender change potion?!"

The one who was most excited was not Adam who hastily dropped the bottle, but Victoria who kept a quiet appearance.

I was stunned for a moment, but then I remembered that Victoria happened to be together during the Koloss incident, and Victoria should have heard when I promised Koloss.

And "she" back then, even if she saw it in her eyes and was anxious in her heart, she couldn't express it. After all, it was Rose, the supreme dark elf ruler back then, who made "him" into "she". Going against the will of the gods, the consequences were unbearable for her back then.

Moreover, at that time, she was Rose's priest, which was the exclusive right of women. In the age of dark elves, where women were superior to men, she could not give up the status and privileges that women represented.

But "he" has lived as a man for more than a hundred years. He has only been a woman for a few years. He has always recognized himself as a man in his heart.

"Your Highness Roland, is this true? Can you recreate me as a man? It's great!"

Victoria immediately surrounded her, her delicate and soft face was in front of her eyes, the faint scent of roses had a hypnotic effect, this guy was even more difficult to deal with than before, and behind her, her sister was looking at me with pleading eyes, It seems that I am looking forward to a positive answer.

"It's not easy..."

It is indeed difficult for people to refuse the old subordinate's plea, but I have already agreed to Kolos, and she should arrive in time, so I put the medicine on the table, although Victoria is also worthy of sympathy. But if the promise comes first...

"This bottle is Niangyuquan, which can only turn men into women, but Nanyuquan can turn women into men..."

"His Highness Roland, His Highness Roland. I heard that you found the Male Drowning Spring. Where is it?!"

At this moment, it was Ke Luosi who had just arrived who rushed in with a smile of extreme joy. △※Look at the book.

As soon as the wild elves came in, they kept smirking at me.

"I……"

I touched my head helplessly, maybe this is the arrangement of fate, system, didn't you really deliberately trick me?

[No, have you forgotten, the lucky value of these two 'girls' is rarely lower than yours in this world. Do you think that just because their luck is lower than yours, fate will allow them to lift the curse comfortably? Don't worry, it's her two who are the ones who got into bad luck. At least for now it's her two. 】

When Kolos saw Victoria here, she was overjoyed at first. The two of them shared the same illness, and they had a good relationship in private. They exchanged frequent letters and exchanged a lot of personal matters. There was no prior appointment, so they were naturally happy to see the sisters. .

Then, sister Xian looked at her with an unfriendly face, and the face of the wild elf girl suddenly turned pale. She also thought that the root of the excellent relationship between the two is "same sickness and pity for each other", and now. The only antidote is in front of you.

"Even if it's a sister, there's only this, and you absolutely can't let it go."

"Yes, Sister Kolos, let's compete fairly."

Speaking the word "fair competition" from the Dark Elf's mouth made people feel very uncomfortable. And soon, I was able to understand the "fair competition" of the dark elves.

"Your Highness Roland, please rest assured that 200,000 gold coins, 10,000 justice points, and 30 beauties of various races are my personal property, and they are completely legal and compliant. If you have special requirements, feel free to mention them, not just money I can be satisfied with such vulgar things, whether it is the orcs in the northern ice field or the murlocs under the coastline!"

Well, sure enough, it was fair, they were all bribed directly.

And Ke Luosi's mouth grew wide, her face full of disbelief, and she couldn't say anything in the end, she could only look at me wanting to cry without tears.

Victoria is the supreme leader of the dark elves in the real sense, and the dark elves society is not only slavery, but also theocratic religion and private ownership. In a sense, the entire dark elves society is under her control. Compared with her wealth, What does Ke Luosi's salary count?

Moreover, this potion is considered my personal property, so it is only natural for me to dispose of it.

Seemingly aware of the gap in financial resources, Ke Luosi looked desperate and tears flowed silently, while Victoria over there looked at me happily and kept raising the offer. To 〓※ read a book.

I shook my head, this has become a farce, and I can't do without talking.

"I promised Ke Luosi, although it was only a verbal promise, but I have no habit of violating promises."

"Cough, I, Heloise, Amyra, Eliza, and your rivals... Are you sure what you just said is convincing?"

"Don't demolish my platform, at least my reputation is still good in their eyes."

"Beauties aren't tempted? Since when have you been able to resist the temptation of money? Haven't you been getting IOUs for being poor recently?"

"Huh, you underestimate me... well, don't laugh in the soul link, I admit that I am a little bit tempted, if she secretly discusses with me, I will think about it, if she throws it out so clearly, if I agree , Isn’t it true that the hats of greed for money and lust have been put on, human society is not the society of dark elves, and it is very troublesome to do many things with a bad reputation.”

I took out the red bottle and planned to pass it directly to Ke Luosi who was crying with joy. Victoria's face turned pale all of a sudden, but there was nothing she could do.

But at this time, Diana came over. She knelt down on one knee and raised her head to beg me.

"Your Highness Roland, I am just such a younger brother. Please, I am willing to give everything in exchange for your generosity. In view of the face I have worked so hard for you for so many years, please give my younger brother a chance to be a man!"

Bah, what do you mean by asking me to give him a chance to be a man? Doesn't it become a pervert/perversion that I'm a good man? The guards outside are already watching secretly, aren't you happy if you don't ruin my reputation?

I became more and more annoyed, but I really couldn't reprimand this loyal and solid-eyed female knight. It seemed that I found my weakness of being soft and not hard. Victoria also knelt down and went a step further, hugging me His right leg was wailing.

"Your Highness, I am miserable. It is really miserable. After so many years, no one can understand my pain..."

Driven by Victoria's eyes, Diana still couldn't do the thigh hugging action, but Momo saw this situation. Immediately, a bird rushed forward with a big bite, not only hugging his left leg, but also rubbing his head upwards, and babbling strange words in his mouth.

"It's a great touch, touch. Touch, pinch, and lick..."

girl? Your knight honors? Even if there is no limit, at least you must have integrity, don't, drool, drool!

For Momo, I don't feel pity at all. I kicked my left foot vigorously without hesitation, but I couldn't do it all at once. Instead, he was rubbed higher and higher by it, and the moment it reached the critical point, the chill on his back rose from his heels to his back.

I took a deep breath and smiled, and Momo saw me and smiled at me, and then it froze.

My left leg was directly frozen with Momo, but it was much more comfortable than before. I silently pulled my right foot from Victoria, and walked limping to the chair. Then sat down in silence.

"Boom boom boom!"

The sound of the ice cube black elf knight hitting the floor was heard far away, Momo was still smiling silly in the ice, and the audience around wanted to laugh but dared not.

Although there is still a piece of ice on the feet and the black elf knight makes people lose their dignity, but I am annoyed. There is still some majesty in front of the old subordinates.

"That boy Xuehoof? Didn't I call him?"

Ke Luosi wiped away the tears and shook her head.

"...He is here, and he heard about the male drowning spring, so he said he wanted to go to the volcano to soak in the hot springs, and see His Highness again in a while."

"This slick guy is obviously a bull. Why is he so cunning."

It seems that the male drowning spring has already alerted Xuehoo, and asked Ke Luosi to explore the way first, which is really difficult.

But I don't have time to control the bull now, it's obviously "their" bad luck, why is it my bad luck to talk about it, who am I messing with?

【They are both level-negative lucky, and you are not much better. Misfortune will call for more misfortune. When they get together, they will naturally make people around you unlucky. You just got shot innocently. 】

I felt a little helpless, and the more I felt that the two bottles in my hand were hot goods.

I don't care about other things. I don't think too much about what Victoria and Momo think, but Diana is a solid mind. For my career, she really dedicated herself to my career and earned me a lot of fame. It was the first time she begged me, and she was even willing to give everything. If I refused, not only would the other subordinates be disappointed, but I would also feel very sorry.

This is actually easy to bully a smart person, but to bully an honest person you have to pass your own test.

"Talk about it yourself, and finally tell me the result."

In the end, I could only play football, but soon, I regretted this procrastinating decision.

That night, a dark elf walked into my bedroom, and it was the most beautiful one in the entire dark elf society.

"Dear Your Royal Highness Roland, for 'that', I am willing to give the most precious everything. I know that your vision is high, but I, the Queen of Darkness of the Dark Elf, is the best tribute of my family and can satisfy all your desires. see,"

The "girl" was trembling as she undressed and took off her belt. Just as she exposed her fragrant shoulders, she was kicked out by me with an embarrassing face.

"I'm not interested in men! Not even if I'm a man! I'm not gay!"

Then the next night Diana came...

I'm trying to persuade you not to leave the female knight with a face full of sacrifice consciousness. She is rooted somewhere like an ancient tree. I can't even deal with the world's strongest anti-pala knight field, but fortunately, she is a solid person. It's not easy to persuade but easy to deceive. In the end, we talked about the spirit of the law and the belief of knights all night, and successfully made her forget the task assigned by her brother, and finally walked out of the room yawning under the ambiguous eyes of others.

On the third day, I was only half asleep when I was awakened by the screams outside the door. Seeing that it was Momo who had touched the lightning trap, I asked Heloise to throw a soundproof enchantment, turned around and continued to sleep, and continued to sleep. had a good dream.

But the result was the scariest. It is said that Momo screamed for half the night, and she still screamed in the first half of the night, but it became very strange in the second half of the night. When eating during the day, she was still full of energy and said that she had awakened a new interest. While drooling, I also took the initiative to talk about the touch of His Royal Highness Roland's thigh... My reputation is completely ruined.

And another result of the ruined reputation was that on the fourth night, Ke Luosi, who was trembling all over, walked in wearing a thin white gauze, hoping to make up for it... Then I spent half the night with o Ke Luosi Explain, and then comfort her crying, and when she is emotionally stable, send her out...

Then I was seen by the guards with the scene of crying Kolos, even though I didn't do anything, at that moment, I really had the urge to kill and silence.

The next day, well, I'm already the rumored "Elf Hunter"...

I am really wronged! (To be continued.)

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