The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The Oran Empire is an undisputed big country. Their Royal Guard White Wolf Royal Guard is an undisputed third-tier elite light cavalry. The collective charge of the silver cavalry regiments of the three legions is unstoppable. Well, it’s not gold here. The underground world that is used as cannon fodder, at least the small country bordering him, is absolutely irresistible.

Compared with the longevity species, human beings are absolutely inferior in individual combat power, but human beings are a race that relies on tools and foreign objects to win (the white wolf royal guard can only reach the silver rank with equipment and mounts), the so-called big country is Agriculture, industry, alchemy and magic, animal husbandry, and talent training are superior in all aspects, so that more powerful arms and troops can be supported.

For example, the armor of the White Wolf Guard is Mithril Mithril Alloy, not to mention the design of the light cavalry armor, the alloy formula used as the raw material is a first-class secret of the Oran Empire, and the Mithirol Violent Dragon they configured Spears, violent throwing spears, and violent fencing swords are all extremely high-quality alchemy props. As for their horses, Marlow's special war horse, it is a super-bred war horse that has been bred by mixed blood for many generations. It is said that this war horse is a carnivore.

This extravagant equipment can literally make a bronze-level knight skyrocket to the silver-level combat power (human), coupled with the absolute advantages in numbers and tactics, it is even more powerful.

Not only the special forces, but all human arms are extremely dependent on equipment. For example, if a former farmer who has only received one year of militia training is given a dragon gun, he will be a pikeman of the first-level lower-ranking arm. , and was allocated a magic crossbow, which is a first-order median crossbow shooter.

And if it has undergone more than five years of rigorous training, it is equipped with fully armed alchemy heavy armor and alchemy potions to increase strength. It is a fanatical warrior in heavy armor at the lower level of the second rank. And if the griffins and raptors cultivated from childhood grow up to be able to ride. Then the third-tier unit, the Griffin Knight, was born. Of course, this is basically an expensive unit that can only be employed by nobles who can afford the food expenses of the Griffon.

However, due to excessive reliance on external objects, their own fragility is inevitable. The White Wolf Guard is only a Bronze-rank infantry when they dismount. At this time, they need to cooperate and organize. Human beings are also extremely famous in the art of war. Using the coordination of arms to maximize strengths and avoid weaknesses is a must for every commander.

The inheritance and innovation of technology and culture, continuous new arms and new equipment, coupled with the fact that the growth rate of human beings is definitely the crown of all races, and they are never afraid of wars of attrition. This is the human being who neither lives long nor has racial talent. Why? The root cause of being able to become the overlord of this world.

For example, elves are indeed strong, and it is common for those who have reached adulthood to reach silver, but it takes two hundred years to reach adulthood... enough for four or five generations of human beings. The only heterogeneous dark elf among the elves is also very fertile, but the internal fighting is also the most intense. However, in a ghostly place like the underground, if there is no cruel elimination, no matter how many resources there are, it may still not be enough.

Therefore, in the eyes of other races, human beings have an advantage—the ability to give birth, but this advantage is enough.

indeed,

My fake gold may not be able to beat the real gold rank of your elves with bloodline bonus, but if I exchange ten of them for one, you will not lose money. I will make up for it after I die. As long as the equipment keeps up, it will recover in less than ten years Yuan Qi, your elf will have to wait 200 years for a new generation to mature, can you fight it?

And as long as the population base is sufficient, peerless geniuses will naturally appear. At least, as far as I know, there will be several demigod-level old guys in every top empire.

But the human kingdom is not invulnerable. In the future underground invasion, facing the underground coalition forces whose absolute strength and war skills are not inferior to their own, the human kingdom also tastes the defect of lacking top-level combat power.

Therefore, the demand promotes new progress, and they once again ushered in the rapid development period of machinery, alchemy, and magic. The weird fifth-tier unit, the magic mechanical dragon, is the crystallization of the new magic mechanics and magic formation.

Well, leaving aside the troublesome future, I still have a headache now.

The big tree attracts the wind, and the Oran Empire in history also demonstrated the meaning of this word with practical actions. Whether it is the invading underground coalition or the natural disaster of the undead, they all regard it as the primary target without hesitation.

Is it good to enjoy the shade under the big tree? No, according to international rules, under the call of the suzerain country, the subordinate country must go to the battlefield, and it is absolutely certain that the subordinate country will be commanded and deployed by the suzerain country to serve as cannon fodder. The thinner it is, the easier it is to be destroyed, so I will definitely not watch Donglan Principality become a vassal state of the Oran Empire.

But as I've heard before, if you refuse directly, I'm afraid it will lead to war. It's hard to choose between these two dilemmas.

"If it's difficult to choose, then don't choose. Just find a way to turn it into a farce. As long as this subordinate alliance fails, and it drags on for a few years, the situation will have completely changed. Of course, if I don't retaliate, I won't be able to swallow this breath."

Even so, there is still no way to know how to proceed.

Four taels of pulling a thousand catties requires four taels of strength. Compared with the giant of the Oran Empire, the strength in my hands may not even have a catty.

"It's a newcomer, completely smeared, with insufficient intelligence and contacts, and it is impossible to designate a reliable action plan. But since there are still more than three months before the succession ceremony, we will first enter the upper echelons and collect intelligence. One goal."

That's why I'm now at the entrance to this dirty sewer.

"It stinks, even if you want to please the earl, there is no need to accept this kind of mission."

The former Banshee Queen and the current Slime Queen held her nose and complained to me with disgust.

"Look, your kind." I pointed to the stinky sewer, where a quagmire slime was struggling, and its body was full of foul-smelling filth.

After glancing at it, she was disgusted enough, and Heloise, transformed into a black cat, pounced on her.

"I am the great Banshee Queen! The all-knowing of the mysteries of magic. Not a dirty slime."

Scratching, biting, and flicking the tail three times, skilled feline skills, but when used by the little black cat, it is more cute than attacking, but I did not ignore it as usual, because Heloise's tearing Bite attack. Indeed quite powerful.

[Frozen air: A silent and deadly cold air. Can be attached to guns and weapons. It can also be hit with ice magic, the person touched will slow down any action by 1%, and suffer 1 point of freezing damage per second. Negative effect, if the deceleration effect exceeds 50%, you may think that you are hypothermic and die suddenly at any time]

In a sense. The mage's magic pet is his avatar. The spells of ghoul touch and lich's touch that can only be released by the mage in close proximity can also be released through the magic pet, but I didn't expect that this is called "frozen air" The passive ability, the biggest beneficiary will be Heloise.

Incarnate as a cat or a bat, her target is small, her attack frequency is fast, and her sneak attack is extremely concealed. The other side of the low damage of her minions is that it is extremely difficult to attract the attention of the attacked. If she is stacked with dozens of layers of freezing air. I am afraid that death is not far away.

Alright, but in front of me who already knows this trick. It's pointless.

I just stepped on it lightly, turned it around, and squeezed it, and I pinched the cat's biggest weakness, the nape of the neck, and then flicked it around twice, and I got a dead cat with two eyes that were turned with gold stars.

"Hmph, fight with me, you are still a little tender."

I smiled smugly. Although due to the increasingly outrageous experience value penalty, I haven't upgraded recently, and I am reluctant to throw precious skill points into some cheating ice system, but on the road, I have to deal with the Holy Light and the law. The vigorous tutoring made my combat power skyrocket.

And the ones who grew faster were swordsmanship and hand-to-hand combat skills, which should have been the scope of warrior specialization. After all, they lacked the blessing of supernatural abilities, but for me, learning swordsmanship is like letting the **** revisit There is no need to deliberately learn from past memories.

This spin, one pinch, seems simple, but it actually contains a wonderful footwork, a kind of swordsmanship mystery, the two are combined, clean and neat, and it is so handsome. If it is placed outside, it will definitely attract people who know the goods. The admiration and screams of beautiful women, how can I be so handsome!

"Luo Lan! Can you be more outrageous, while others are fighting, you are actually teasing a cat!"

Momo's long sword was like the wind, and he was chasing and slashing at a group of Ratmen who made their homes in the underground tunnel. Judging from their blushing appearance, they must have attacked passers-by before.

Alright, although Bulldog looks good and is barely considered a beauty, it is clear that the dark elves' aesthetics are not trustworthy.

So, I set my sights on Kolos.

"My lord, even if you are the executor of my lord's will, such slack behavior will shame my lord. Please fight hard."

The wild elf Kolos wielded a huge vine staff taller than her. Thunderstorms flickered in the dark underground passage again and again, and there were screams in every flash. Due to the lack of firepower in our industry and the obvious surplus of legal professions, She took out her old career as a storm druid as an output.

The Thunder Summoning Technique can be used underground. Although its power has been significantly reduced, it has subverted the common sense of ordinary druids, which is enough to prove her amazing attainments and talents in controlling thunderstorms.

[Koros Eintan, Gender: Koros, Race: Wild Elf, Occupation: Level 60 Druid/Level 12 Storm Druid/Level 20 Judge/Level 3 Storm Judge (Koros self-created Legendary occupation), total level 95, comprehensive level 83, soul emblem: Stormbringer, comprehensive assessment: legendary priest occupation. Systematic evaluation: The thighs are worth relying on, and they are beautiful legs. As for the gender of Kolos, the stem is too old, so I won’t complain. By the way, the male drowning spring will be added to the recent lottery draw, so try your best and remember to please the beauties. 】

Although my personal letter and Diana's testimony did convince her that I am the angel of the sleepless, but for some reason, she always puts forward very strict requirements on me "this cannot be done" "You must be strict with yourself, It's too detrimental to my lord's image to hang around all day", it's almost like I've lost the face of her god.

"Hmph, you've been disgraceful to the sleepless all day long. You've been reliable because of me?" Well, polluting the true God that the pastor believes in is equivalent to throwing out the white gloves of life-and-death duels. I won't say this to my face.

Well, although this one can't be considered a "beauty", judging from the glares of other people, I accidentally provoked the anger of the public, so I should do things with my tail between my legs.

"Where is that precious jade?"

This mission is a bit strange, the powerful earl obviously has a lot of strong men, but he entrusted us outsiders to find his lost family heirloom.

"This guiding light is obviously undead magic. Finding souls and corpses is almost the same. How can you find treasures. Hehe. It seems that I have seen the truth of the matter."

After biting my finger hard as revenge, Heloise jumped on my shoulder and sat a little higher, at least to be able to stay away from the unpleasant smell of the filth.

I also find it very strange that the earl gave us a guiding light full of magic power, saying that we can find Baoyu by following it, but from my perception, it is obviously the guidance of undead magic and flesh and blood. It is a necromantic magic to track the owner of the flesh or its missing limbs through the samples of flesh and blood. If a human earl has a necromancer under his command, it is not a bad idea. Could it be that the gem we are looking for is a part of someone's body?

"Okay, just ahead."

From the battlefield that everyone had cleaned up, I walked over with a guide light, but in the end, I stopped in a cauldron left by the Rat Man.

Judging from the way the indicator light flickered more and more quickly, the treasure jade we were looking for should be in this pot. So, I picked up the long spoon casually. I picked up a few handfuls, and judging from the human fingers and ears that were fished out in the first few handfuls, this is really rat people's offal soup.

But then, I got my target - Baoyu.

"It turns out that Baoyu is a ball"

Well, Bulldog has already explained it bluntly. What is in front of him is a part of the male organ, commonly known as the egg. It has been cooked and looks... Well, I am so disgusted that I can't describe it.

"Oh, there is only one truth! That unlucky earl must have played around casually outside, and then he was stabbed severely by his original partner below, and then threw xx into the sewer. Hehe, it was really vicious, I kind of want to see him The Countess."

Inexplicably, listening to Heloise's malicious explanation and the malicious look in her eyes, I felt a chill in my back.

"No, that's not a knife wound, but a crush injury. Judging from the wound, there should be no perpetrator in this case. It should be that when the fat earl went to the toilet, he accidentally put xx between the toilet seat and the toilet, and then Be careful and sit down. There is a crisp click! It fell into the sewer." (There are real cases on the Internet)

"Look, that earl is too fat to move around, and the edge of the metal toilet seat is quite sharp, so once it is pressed down, it will 'snap' and split directly..."

Should it be said that he is a professional judge? At the end of Kolosi's speech, she clapped her hands together eleven times, made a squeezing movement, and uttered the onomatopoeia of "click, crack", but...

"What are you doing holding your lower body. Is my reasoning wrong?"

"No, everyone just thinks it's about X, and it hurts a bit."

Well, there is no doubt that the movement of the men covering their lower bodies is the instinct of being a man to empathize with them, but this speechless result has proved that today is destined to be a farce that makes people physically and mentally exhausted.

"Why can't I meet some normal people? It's fine if the team is unreliable, and even the client is unreliable?" I asked Qingtian speechlessly, but I was destined to have no answer.

"Do you want to take this back? It's disgusting. Momo just don't touch it."

"It should be for the pastor to help the regeneration, otherwise he wouldn't spend money to invite us. Who will take it."

Obviously, no one wanted to touch this thing, but just as we were trying to evade it, there was a loud bang, and the entire underground tunnel was shaking.

"Here comes the great army of the Ratmen. They have always been a vengeful being."

Green took a step forward without a sound, but there was a rare pride in his tone. The trap he set alone had already worked.

But cold sweat broke out on my head. Judging from the stones falling from the ceiling, it seems that this guy used a lot of guns.

"Green, you didn't bury it according to the standards of the underground world, did you? This is a man-made sewer, but it is not as strong as the rock wall of the underground world. How many have you buried..."

Well, no need to ask, Green used the action of turning and running to explain what will happen next.

"Boom!" A series of explosions from "Boom" and the collapse of the entire underground waterway showed that he had not only buried the body, but also buried a lot.

"Damn! Can't you be normal?"

While trying to escape, I thought of Kolos who calmly explained the reasoning just now, and thought of this explosive prince. I once again regretted the name "League of Absolute Gentlemen".

"The gender is Ke Luosi, the mysterious Prince Grimm who can't see his face all day long, but is mysterious, sad wind. Well, there is no need to add prefixes at all. The name Bei Feng is the best perverted adjective. Yes, Casio is getting better and better with Beifeng (although it seems to be normal for the time being, but getting along with Beifeng is the biggest problem in itself), Zhengtacon's bulldog, dark elf who pursues the way of holy light and law , A certain two soy sauce gays (two people: we are not gays, we only love Kolos), there is really no normal person here, I have decided. If I don’t die this time, I will find two normal people when I go out teammate!"

"You forgot to count yourself, crazy old monster."

"Well, thanks for reminding me, old witch who pretends to be young!"

"I told you not to call me that! I bit you, I really did."

"You've already bitten me, bastard, don't add freezing air to me!"

"Apologize!"

"no way!"

"Then look at the trick!"

"You will add freezing air to slow down, but I won't? Look at the trick."

When everyone escaped from the sewer pipe, they were surprised to find out. Not far from the mouth of the pipeline, a man and a cat were fighting fiercely. While advancing at a turtle speed, they are still dragging each other's legs, and the entire sewer is already crumbling, and it may completely collapse at any time.

"Luo Lan! Stop teasing the cat at this time!"

"I didn't tease the cat!"

"We're fighting!"

Well, before everyone had time to be surprised that the little black cat could talk, the sewer finally collapsed directly, and even the moment the rock fell, they could still hear the quarrel between the two.

"It's all about you, old hag! You won't have any milk tomorrow!"

"Hmph, you'll have to see it until tomorrow. If I can drag you into the water, my life is worth it! Even after falling into hell, I will wake up with a smile."

"Boom"

When countless falling rocks fell and the eyes were completely reduced to ruins, everyone was shocked. Who the hell is this person who can risk his life to fight a cat.

"Oh, almost died!"

"Don't worry, the scourge has lived for thousands of years. With your scourge ability, it will be the end of the world, and you won't be able to die. Look at my cat's grasp!"

Well, it's too early to say that, a human head protruded from the ruins. At this moment, he who was stuck was still fighting with his cat with his teeth, fighting and mocking each other.

But obviously, now that he was the owner of the card, he couldn't beat the cat. Seeing that his face was covered with scratches, he began to surrender to the cat without hesitation and begged for mercy.

"Three times the amount of milk tomorrow."

"Milk bath. Ask for the highest grade! Meow wants a jar."

"make a deal!"

Well, looking at the one person and one cat who quickly reached an agreement, not to mention the expressions on which other people dug out their captain, and wondered in their hearts whether they should leave the group as soon as possible before being dragged down to death by this clown, but soon , They unexpectedly discovered that Captain Luo Lan was still holding that disgusting spoon in his hand.

"You don't want to go to receive the reward, right? You've cooked it once, and you've been pressed again. It's all burnt, so you should throw it away."

"That's right, if you send something like this, even a gold-rank priest may not be able to save him. Be careful that the earl will get angry."

But I shook my head. I have already figured out why the Earl entrusted me with a mercenary regiment from other places.

"Diana, Kolos and I went to hand in the mission together. Someone under this guy even entrusted us to make it clear that he intends to use it and throw it away, and then kill people to silence him. Just in time, when he turned his face, we took him down and used this Threats, you can control the Earl smoothly and take over the connections in the Earl's Mansion."

"You say yes, but if you touch me with this spoon, I will fight you hard!"

Facing Heloise's complaint, I didn't reply. At this moment, I was shocked by the system prompt in my eyes.

"Congratulations to the host, successfully activated the epic mission: The Revival of Lan!"

For the first few minutes, Kelly and Renee were shocked to have just opened a thick envelope.

"A full set of equipment design for the Aurora Knights? A set design for the Avalanche Defender of the Royal Heavy Armored Infantry Legion? The training method of the Asmu dog trainer..."

Pieces and pieces are more than 30 kinds of training methods and equipment designs of powerful arms and professions that have been lost, and these are the pride of the blood of Lanzhi, a powerful country in the past. In the battle, it was destroyed together with the capital.

"Is this a legacy from the past? Was it preserved by a Donglan person who fled to Oran?"

"No, these are absolute secrets. The number of people who knew them back then was definitely not more than a single digit. Moreover, look at the design drawings of this armor. We have this one, but this one is slightly different... Unbelievable! With such a change, The defense ability has been increased by at least 20%, it is actually an improved type! Who can make such a perfect design a step further. The handwriting on the design drawing is not dry, it should have been written not long ago."

[A small gift, please accept it with a smile, and I will pay a visit in the near future——Luo Lan]

"Who is Luo Lan?"

"No matter who he is, the Donglan Principality is saved! As long as we bring these back and give us another ten years, we will rise again and become a new northern power!"|

Not to mention the two ecstatic women, at the same time, I was having a headache for this epic task that was suddenly activated. I really didn't expect it, it was just a whim, and it actually caused me a super big trouble.

【Ding! Congratulations to the host, successfully activated the epic mission: The Revival of Lan. 】

[Task requirements: Solve the crisis of the Donglan Principality being annexed and subordinated, and let the extreme northern winter wolf country return again—in front of the real king of winter wolves, Dasos is nothing. 】

[Mission rewards: Roland's holy sword, which has been upgraded to an artifact, and clues to the artifact's crown of thorns——I know you really want to get back this artifact. 】

[Punishment for mission failure: Damn, I'm serious, very serious. If you can't even keep your country this time, you might as well go be a bitch. 】

"Headache, that kid Cavens lost the crown of thorns, and he didn't say a word, and asked his brother to look for it."

Although I was complaining in my mouth, I am afraid that the smile on the corner of my mouth could not hide from anyone.

"This time, I will definitely not fail." (To be continued...) ()