The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"...It's really unfortunate, how can it be like this, it's over before I make trouble? It shouldn't be. SUIMENG. lā Roland! It's all your fault!"

"Hurry up, fool, I also want to find an old acquaintance to hear the latest news."

Of course I ignored Cavans's nagging. At this time, we had just stepped ashore not long ago, with towering black mountains on both sides, the only silver road leading to the palaces in the distance, the familiar black and gray sky in front of us, People are very sigh.

"Netherworld, I really didn't expect to be here."

Cavens' sighs are full of memories, perhaps it is this war in Hades that changed the course of the whole world.

For Cavens, he got rid of the control of the will of the abyss here, obtained the knowledge and memory of Cynthia, and obtained the complete only, and only had the idea of ​​opening the door and going out to make trouble.

And for me, the establishment of the underworld also means that the cycle of despair is cut off, and we avoid the worst ending and unstoppable doom.

It can be said that the Battle of the Styx changed the fate of the entire world, and this change will have more and more influence in the future.

The collapse of the Holy Light system was originally a complete destruction, and the ensuing political, ethnic, national, and racial chaos, as well as those ambitious other races, were enough to instantly turn the human race that dominated the race into second-rate.

And once the king who loses the crown, the upstarts who take the scepter will not give you a chance to rise again.

But now that the Holy Light System of the Underworld is on top, it also supports this broken coat. As long as it lasts for this period of time, many situations will be different.

It is equivalent to a more moderate pure holy light doctrine, which completely replaces the original rather radical fundamental holy light doctrine, plus the "temporary government" formed by a multi-racial mix on the Hades side, racial discrimination will be very great. Although it is impossible to eliminate the reduction of the number of people, it turns out that when you see an alien, you can plunder it. The folly of slaughtering children of other races as a legend of heroes should also be stopped.

"Really, I should also thank those heavenly friends more."

I still understand a little bit of the sinister nature of the human heart, no matter how friendly these outside visitors are, no matter how neutral and objective the pact seems, no matter how loud the slogan of "not interfering in other races and the internal affairs of his world" is spoken, as long as those steel warships Still floating in the air, there is still the possibility of the star-devouring monster coming again. Then, with such a "foreign enemy", the society of the Ashes will be a lot more peaceful, and the barriers between races will be eliminated a lot.

Intelligent creatures have a bad habit derived from survival instinct.

I always like to draw a circle, outside the circle are enemies, and inside circles are friends, then we can use high-sounding reasons to clean up and crowd out the enemy, throwing the reality of mistakes and sadness to the enemy, and the result is monopolizing resources. and development space.

The so-called connections, the so-called small groups, the so-called opposing classes, and the so-called struggles are, in the final analysis, nothing more than the thread needed by people's hearts.

This thread can be religion, race, skin color, ethnicity, or even gender, region, accent, education level, whether eating bean curd brain is sweet or salty... It seems to lead to a taboo The topic, in order not to become a competition between sweet and salty parties, let's stop there.

Not to mention the history of the earth, it is clearly a history of wars that has never stopped for a race. In Ashe, where multiple races coexist, wars and struggles have never stopped.

In the non-jihad period, race and religious belief are the most common reasons for war, and fighting between the same race can easily pull out a lot of reasons. Since there are interests that need to be competed, just draw a line and draw it out. The head can be beaten with blood.

During the jihad period, the camp of order and chaos was a natural line, but now, there is an extra line between the original residents of Ashe and the outsiders, so it is foreseeable that there will be a lot of peace within the line.

And if I am not mistaken, the watch agreement is not just a written document in empty vernacular. Although there are definitely many flaws and loopholes, the will of the twelve powerful beings is enough to make the agreement more effective than the contract of the soul.

"By the way, thank you for opening the door. I guess, the world will be a lot more peaceful because of this, or I suggest that I give you a Roland ******."

I smiled happily, expressed my sincere gratitude to Cavens, and then happily watched the angry and angry little brother.

process? For me, who wants to come to consequentialism, it doesn't matter at all, as long as a fool like Cavens can make a big fuss, he will be satisfied.

"What's not important about success or failure? The process is important. It's the self-comfort of the loser. Why lose if you can win? No matter how beautiful the process is, the result will be a mess. Is your hard work still a drama for outsiders? Or just pursue self-satisfaction artist."

I have always been a consequentialist, and seeking victory at all costs and means is my motto, and now, when I enjoy the fruits of victory, laugh at this fool who took his own life for nothing.

"...You laugh at me? You haven't taken your own life. According to what you said, it's over if you watch me open the door, why bother taking yourself."

Now, it's my turn to be full of grievances, and I almost shed tears. I'm so wronged to die... I haven't had time to destroy those "baby books" in the old house. If it spreads out, my reputation will be incomplete. Ruined.

However, for the current situation, the most regrettable and most helpless person is probably Cavens. Not only did he have no chance to go out to play, but he didn't have a big riot to end here. He should be very unwilling.

In the end, the result of the two hurting each other was that they were both unhappy, keeping their mouths shut one after the other, ignoring each other, exactly the same as before.

"...The one in front looks familiar."

That miserable female ghost whose stomach exploded was still glaring at me.

"Look at me again, look at me again? Look at me again and I'll eat you!"

The water of the Styx is very deadly, and the undead will continue to lose their memory and self in it... Simply put, it is the constant "-1 IQ", and in the end, only the deepest obsessions are left, and that's all, It will also continue to dissipate with reincarnation.

And such a chaotic undead is also convenient for reincarnation, which is more convenient for the current Hades trial.

It stands to reason that we died so miserably this time. The soul body was soaked in the river for almost a month, and it should have been turned into a fool by the water of the river Styx, but it seems that our soul has died too many times and has developed resistance to the river Styx. The result was just the two of us chattering amid a dazed crowd of dead people marching.

"Imimisya? Or Leona? You died so miserably!"

Suddenly, Cavens' wailing startled me, and it was such a coincidence that I met an old acquaintance.

But the female ghost ignored Cavans and still stared at me. Could it be these two? I looked at it carefully, only to realize that it was actually... the wrong person.

"From skin color to face shape to hair color is completely different, you think I'm a fool!"

"Oh, it scared you? You still love guilt, continue to feel guilty, Leona, you died so miserably..."

As we continued to hurt each other, we followed the group and climbed the road. Suddenly, the light ahead appeared, and the Tower of Holy Light, which guided the dead, watched here, and the mountain road became much easier to walk.

Maybe they found me.

"...Roland, you designed this, right? Do you know what will happen to us next? Are there any loopholes?"

Even Cavens hesitated at this time. It seems that he was frightened enough by those laws of God.

I smiled happily, I have been waiting for this day for a long time.

"Of course….. there is no more. The trial system that I personally built is absolutely, fundamentally, and can't have any loopholes. Even if those judges want to be merciful, there is no way..."

Inexplicably, the more I talk about it, the sadder I become. Although I am very proud of this system, it seems that I have set a new record of shooting myself in the foot.

"The purgatory punishment for more than two hundred years may also be random during reincarnation, giving priority to additional punishments such as the animal way. Well, don't look at others, I'm talking about you, Cavens Lan."

When I'm in a bad mood, it's better to find someone to share it with, although I estimate that even if my punishment is light, it's limited.

"Imimisya?"

This time, I was not mistaken, the female ghost with a satisfied face like a saint, wrapped in pink radiance, sank to the ground, and it seemed that she was going to serve her sentence in the hell responsible for lust in the Seven Purgatory Hells. In the underworld, the bright spot of light is also the weight of sin. If you look at the light like a beacon, this guy has started in a hundred years.

"Meow, it's terrible, can I cancel the contract now?"

The cat-like ghost that had been snoozing over my head, yawned, and I did the math, maybe this cat got a longer sentence than Cavens.

"Tsk, I told you to dismiss you early, but now it's too late, dear cellmate, please give me more advice in the future."

Not to mention, most of my crimes with Heloise were related to murder and fraud, and the chances of serving a sentence in a purgatory were high.

Finally, the mountain road was over, and when I arrived at the hall of the trial, looking at the familiar figure above and the emotionless eyes, even I took a deep breath.

"Sinner Roland, trace the crime..."

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Fifty years later, a certain level of purgatory in the underworld.

"Bail? Acknowledging the crime? There is no such thing in the laws of the underworld I made! I don't agree, I want to appeal, I want to appeal? This is a black-hearted civil servant who cannot use public power for private use."

"...Don't make trouble for me, find a way to let you out, it's not easy for you to be us, and it's not easy to pass the new law amendments by comparing the laws of the earth, so that those who have served more than half of their sentences can pay for their crimes, so don't do it. Keep looking for trouble for me."

Ayer touched his forehead. The bastard in front of him will really cause trouble for him. Even death is a lot of things. How many times have those two mad women tried to attack the Hades?

But these two crazy women came back from the outside world, and they became stronger and stronger. This person was in prison, and he had to worry that the entire prison would be bombed into the sky. It was too tangled.

There is also the sleepless man with an elm head, who has no concept of human feelings at all. In the end, it is because this matter is too important, so this meaningless supplementary plan is adopted, so that the prisoners of the underworld can be entrusted to serve more than half of their sentences for the benefit of the whole world. sinners to make amends.

Why is it pointless? Under normal circumstances, not to mention that there is no need for prison guards to seek help from prisoners. Souls who have served a certain level of imprisonment have long lost their ego and reincarnated and returned to reincarnation.

"Besides, we really have something for you to do, and probably only you can do this."

I'm silent, what will come to us, I've already retired, and I should have a peaceful old age, I'm now waiting for the end of my sentence, and then return to reincarnation.

"Ashe, we have to find Ashe. You probably didn't know that over the years, Ashe has also joined the Smart Life Watch Agreement, and because God Ashe has attracted much attention, he is regarded as the most potential magical civilization in the association for a thousand years. After all, it is the original civilization of the Twelve Pillars of God, and in order to have more right to speak in the association, for the future of Ashe civilization, but we... need Ashe's mother."

Then Ayer said a lot. It seems that the pressure has been too high recently, which made the original ruthless little brother quickly enter the menopause of nagging uncle.

The meaning of the words is probably that the twelve pillar gods have long since disappeared in the vast universe, and the civilizations that have vaguely received the support and legacy of the pillar gods are already super civilizations that span the world, and now Ashe is still very immature, But the big tree has drawn prying eyes, so we need a real piece of golden thigh.

In the end, after researching the nerves in the underworld, I definitely sent the little tadpoles to go outside to find their mother... I mean, I sent Destiny Child to find Ashe.

"Why me?"

"Nonsense, the one on your body is His Highness Asteria, don't think that we don't know, an elf queen, a supreme goddess, who is in prison to achieve your level, it's just..."

"...It's so enviable!"

Of course it wasn't Ayer who said such a thing, but Cavens who looked envious and hated over there.

Probably the worst is Cavens. There are also additional punishments for playboys in purgatory, including the meeting of ex-girlfriends... I mean the revenge meeting, Cavens' four-digit lover, who is also ruled by the rules. The power of power turned into a virtual soul resurrection, the tragic tearing/forcing the Shura field is really... pleasant, I don't know why the parties involved, at least I watched it as a comedy.

Well, especially when it was divided into more than 4,000 pieces by a knife and a small fork at the end, and then one person was divided into one piece, it was really pleasant. If there is a chance, I must rewrite it into a novel, warning those who are charging now.

"Hmph, justice will finally fall from the sky!"

Ahem, let's get down to business, in the end, because of a certain goddess that exists in me, in the end, it seems that I am the most likely existence to find Ashe.

Ayer and the others used this reason to persuade the Sleepless to end my sentence early.

I was silent, inexplicably hesitant.

"Actually, I don't want to go out."

It's not a lie, I really didn't want to go out, and here at least I got the peace I expected.

"...If you don't go out, we'll let those two crazy women in to accompany you."

I was silent, and the tragic situation of Cavens that day emerged in front of me, and I couldn't help shivering.

[Roland, I miss my mother. 】

Asteria's words made me hesitate, after all, now I owe her a favor.

"Roland, I want a child, a real child, a healthy, living child."

The blond little girl behind that suddenly hugged me, and the sudden outburst of those extreme words scared me to the point where I almost sprayed Ayer...

"Cough cough. Can the soul be choked to death... What nonsense are you talking about, Heloise?"

But those quiet eyes conveyed to me her determination. Without sex, there would be no descendants, and she was not reconciled.

In fact, I am even more reconciled.

It has been more than 400 years, and my poor "great magician" career has probably refreshed the historical records of Ashe... This paragraph is pinched, this paragraph must not be known, and I must not record the annals of history with such a name ! complete your life.

"Okay, okay, I agreed, but I don't have sex now, you have to be prepared for this, I'm sure to retain my self and memory after reincarnation, but the flesh must have a strong enough bloodline, otherwise it will be tiring to start all over again. of."

"Don't worry about it, they have already prepared it, and they guarantee your satisfaction."

"they?"

And in the days to come, what I regret most is why I didn't investigate who they were at that time...

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A year later, the obstetrics and gynecology department of a hospital on Earth has become the focus of some enthusiasts.

The chief gynecologist doctor of this hospital has not slept for two days. After all, the one who is about to give birth is the offspring of the alien race Mu Ling and the human beings on earth. How many people were chased and tried to break the third leg, how many people tried to amend the law to send the guy who did something to the "legal little girl" to jail.

But as an excellent race of interstellar diplomats, lovely and intelligent wood spirits are easy to be loved by outsiders. After decades of contact, there are countless fans of earthlings, and this two-race hybrid is even more popular. After checking out the twins, they received the blessings and expectations of countless people... Then the hammer and blade received by the child's father broke the historical record again.

Although Ashe humans and wood spirits have long had precedents for hybrids, and although scientists have repeatedly guaranteed that there is no essential difference between Earth and Ashe humans at the genetic level, doctors still dare not relax their vigilance and are on duty 24 hours a day. Until the baby was unexpectedly born early....

"...Where is this place?"

I recovered from my confusion, but the questions I asked turned into loud baby crying, and the familiar and unfamiliar Earth Chinese made me instantly understand where I was.

"I'm back again..."

After turning around and returning to my homeland, I was a little dazed and sighed. Ashe's past was like a dream, and it was broken behind him, and everything started anew...

"Haha, I'm fed up with the days of no internet and no TV. Finally, my game king, Roland, is back... Wait a minute, a young body has the wisdom of an adult, isn't this a traditional reincarnation of Shuangwen? Can't I copy songs, books, and inventions to make school flowers? Is my bad luck really over, and the script of fate has been written by someone else?"

The more I thought about it, the more I laughed.

In the eyes of the "young girl" mother lying on the bed, her eldest son, who is healthy, smiles full of energy and is innocent and cute.

And I can also vaguely feel the familiar soul beside me, and that little bastard really followed. After all, in a sense, we are inseparable at all.

"Heh, it seems that I won, and I'm still my brother. Haha, my stupid brother, let's see how I deal with you."

I can feel that my vitality is slightly stronger than his, and it seems that I was born a little earlier than him.

"What a pair of twins, you are really lucky."

In an instant, I shuddered. It seemed to be a young nurse. I raised my head desperately and struggled to look at the inside of my legs. .

"Handsome little brother, you can protect your sister well in the future."

My lips brushed my cheeks gently, this old woman actually took advantage of me, but I wouldn't care about her, at this moment, I was instantly satisfied, and I almost cried with joy, and on the other side, I felt that some unlucky person was on the way. The desperation that permeates.

He... She was struggling, wriggling, holding the foot of the bed and trying to get her head up... Could it be that she was going to hit her head on the crib?

"Is little sister hungry?"

"...Baby give it to me."

But unfortunately, the naughty "little sister" was discovered, and then she gave the "young daughter" mother to breastfeed... At this moment, Kavins.... The desperation that Kawenwen sees out is really pleasing...heartache, um, After all, I am also a brother, so I still have to be nice to my sister.

At the same time, I was a little relieved. A mother outside the window was pushed into the delivery room, and my magic pet contract was activated again. It seems that a certain cat has successfully reincarnated as a human this time... Wait, hope Don't get her gender wrong, if she is wrong, just think about the picture and you won't be able to see it, but I'm straight.

I feel more and more wrong. Generally speaking, the soul has its own color, and normal people can't go wrong in reincarnation. The unlucky Cavens is a bit too much.

"Did you name it?"

The little nurse hugged me, and the plumpness of my chest was familiar...cough, I'm probably a little hungry, but there is still a bottom line for being a person. Where is the bottle?

"The older one is called Roland, and the younger one is called Kawenshi."

In an instant, don't say I was frightened, even Kawenshi was so frightened that she forgot to cry.

"Don't you follow your father's surname? I remember your father's surname Jiang?"

"Well, these two children are very lucky and have been blessed by the Lord God of our clan. The mother of the Lord God also decided to be their godmother. She gave the name."

The little mother's words were full of pride, and it was the happiest moment in her life to be able to let the godmother, Amela, who had long since retired, be her godmother.

"Wow!"

"Woooooo!"

And the two babies cried at the same time, which was frightened.

But it wasn't actually crying, but the two quarreled with baby language.

"Rogue Roland, it's bad luck for you to implicate me! How many times is this?!"

"Can you blame me? It's obviously... It's obviously the malice of the world!"

Well, the world was shot again, but the two energetic little guys made the little mother misunderstood.

"Little babies, are you happy? The happier things are yet to come. The godmother also said that she would come here in person to bless you."

In an instant, the two little guys stopped crying, and at the same time struggled hard, trying to escape this dangerous area.

But unfortunately, the newborn was not strong enough, and after tossing it twice, he was still unable to move in the arms of the nurse and the little mother.

The nurse's braided hair fell on her face, itchy, but inexplicably familiar. I instinctively reached out to grab it, but what I touched was the smooth silver thread.

"By the way, you can't wait for the two children, can someone help you take care of the children? My internship is almost over, and I probably won't be able to stay in the hospital, or I will be a nanny and help you take care of the children for a while, I will learn cared for."

Strange, the voice was so familiar.

"That's great! Thank you, Ei..."

Originally, she was worried that it would be difficult for her to do housework because of her short hands and shortness. Someone helped take care of the child. The little mother was overjoyed. Then she remembered that she didn't remember the other person's name.

"...Eliza Lan, a Russian half-blood, please give me more advice."

At that moment, I felt that the warm embrace became the most solid prison, tightened, really tightened! At this moment, I don't know where to go.

At this time, there was a familiar voice outside the door.

"Is my little son there? Bring it over and let my mother kiss it. Little Roland, you are so cute. Come on, let me hear you."

It was dark in an instant, where is the crib? Let me kill it! (To be continued.)