The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The astrology tower is very troublesome. From the day they were regarded as the public enemy of the world, they broke up into pieces and lurked underground.

Most of their members are spellcasting professionals, including priests, druids, mages, warlocks, witches, and witch doctors. No matter in any race, legal professions are rare and precious.

Thousands of years of secret inheritance have given these spellcasters enough power and connections, and in this world, power and connections can easily be exchanged for power, and there is no need to mention the help of prophecy spells.

The most dangerous part of the Astrology Tower is that its members often lurk in the upper echelons of humans and elves. Even members are often only called by code names. No one knows before that member goes crazy, which is extremely secretive and hard to guard against.

A group of poisonous snakes lurking around may suddenly bite people at any time, no matter how you think about it, it makes people shudder.

After realizing that I was being watched by the Astrologer Tower, and even though the night outside was completely dark, I rushed out the door without hesitation.

I understand them. If so many spies are their eyeliners recently, this group of troubles has never known what restraint and moderation are. The failure of the investigation will only make them take risks. Then, instead of waiting for them to come to the door, I should take the initiative to attack.

But as soon as I went out, I remembered a small problem.....

"Heloise, who's astrologer's ring is this, take a sniff and find it for me!"

"Sniff... Sniff your sister, my wife is a cat and not a dog. No, my wife is not a cat either! It's all about you bastard and unfilial disciple!"

Well, looking at this stupid cat that keeps biting my fingers, I don't want to remind her that in front of my titan body, its minions' attacks can't break the defense at all.

"Oh, how can you underestimate yourself, the potential of cats is endless, they can conquer the world. Well, stop biting, I'm not joking, just say it straight. I added new functions to you last time."

"New function? No wonder the past two days are definitely not right, I will fight for you!"

"Sit down! Hand in hand!"

Heloise immediately placed herself in the dog's squat position. Then he stuck out his tongue and stretched out his cat's paw, which is also one of the new functions, specially prepared for the increasingly disobedient Banshee Queen.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

The cat star who keeps dripping tears is very pitiful,

Diana and Klos, who were bystanders, were full of sympathy, and even started to glare at me, the cat abuser.

"Don't catch it, have you forgotten our magic pet contract? Your feelings can be passed on to me, you really cry and fake cry, do you think I don't know?"

Well, the next second, the tears stopped, and the black cat actually showed a pensive face. After a while, a message was sent to me.

"You should know that even at this point, I still have cards that make it difficult for you. As long as you promise to avenge two people for me, no, two gods. Get them down for me, and I will obediently be your pet , to dedicate all my strength and knowledge to you, even if I change my physical body to serve you in the future, it is still possible, although I have never met a man, but my skills are definitely not inferior to dark elves."

Even though he was talking about ambiguous topics, even though he looked like a cute cat, and his endless resentment towards the gods turned into a black mist, the resentment and hatred in his words and eyes were still so terrifying.

Ke Luosi and Diana, who obviously didn't hear anything, instinctively raised their weapons to be on guard. Perhaps, this cursed black cat that brought bad luck was the true appearance of the banshee queen who was the undead.

Time will bring endless power and knowledge to people. Even if I accidentally fell down on my hand, I have never turned over. I never dare to underestimate Heloise. It is because I dare not underestimate her that I have no hesitation I used the once-in-a-lifetime pet contract and tied her by my side abruptly. I absolutely believe that if I'm not here, she can turn the underground world upside down by herself.

"I don't need to say anything about sleeping. I am not Beifeng, nor am I a fool who will be fooled by illusions. Are there two gods? You tell me which two are first, and then I can think about it. You tell me it is Ai If Ye and Carolan say it, I will definitely not be able to handle it, and naturally it is impossible to agree."

Heloise spit out two names in her mind, and stared at me expectantly.

Not surprisingly, they are two true gods of the elf system, one is already on my long-term target list, and the other is probably an old acquaintance who can't hide from it. With the wind and favor, this deal can be done.

"It turned out to be the patron saint of the elves in the past. Should it be said that the betrayer is more hated than the murderer, okay."

"Great, that's it."

"Huh? Don't you need to sign a contract?"

"Keeping your promise is one of the few advantages you have. Since you promised, it is more effective than any contract... Signing the contract actually takes advantage of you, and you are worried that you will take advantage of loopholes."

It seems that you really understand me. The second half of the above sentence is the key point. Maybe it’s a legal person’s cleanliness. I do have a cleanliness-like approval of the promise I made myself, but if it’s a forced or obviously unfair contract , but I will probably cheat (Contracts that are obviously unfair or forced to be established in modern civil law can be cancelled, but in this world, Roland conforms to the current mainstream views of society, and the contract terms set cannot be cancelled.)

"Okay, I will write it into the log. Don't worry now, don't hesitate to perform the duties of a pet dog for me."

This time, Heloise did not refute, but turned over excitedly, and obediently came to sniff the ring in my hand. After a few seconds, this stupid cat fell into deep thought.

"What's wrong? Your current sense of smell should be a special magic sense of smell, at least twice that of ordinary police dogs. Haven't you discovered it yet?"

Heloise raised her head with a full face of hesitation after paying half the salary.

"...It's all burnt smell, I can't smell anything."

Now, it's our turn to look around, thinking of the charred corpse, it's only natural that we can't smell it, but then, Heloise ran into the yard suddenly.

"I remember one of his cloaks."

Well, voluntary work and forced service are completely different things. In two minutes, we have another companion. Casio, who is almost bored, volunteers to go with him. Considering the search and tracking capabilities that centaur archers should have, I didn't refuse either.

"Wait. If Casio goes, I will go too."

Someone offered to join us, but we tried to ignore it.

"Beastmaster hunters are good at tracking. They are definitely better than pure shooters. There is no one in this city that I can't find."

"What do you want?" This guy seemed honest, but he was actually very cunning. It is even more typical of not getting up early without profit, how can it be possible to work voluntarily.

Sad Wind nodded.

"The cloak that can turn into a mouse should be the legendary sewer cloak."

Well, I really don't want to ask any more questions, and I don't want to think about what he's going to do with that cloak. If it wasn't for the tight time now, I would have already started beating people up.

But considering that the Beastmaster Hunter is indeed quite accomplished in tracking. What he said is indeed true, I can only temporarily suppress the urge to beat him up in my heart, instead of pretending to be false.

And just as I was about to agree, I seemed to draw a conclusion from my expression. The rather excited Sad Wind blew a silent whistle, a few wild dogs came running, a few mice drilled out of the underground pipes, and even an owl landed in midair.

"The bastard who took advantage of the fire to rob, you win. The deal... Wait, no more."

Not far away, two dilapidated carriages were parked in an alley, and several men in black were secretly moving haystacks down from the carriages, at the corner of the church. There was already a small pile of hay, and a man in black was lighting a fire, but he probably thought it was windy at night, so he failed several times, and now he threw the match on the ground and stomped on it angrily.

There is a spell caster who is obviously maintaining the magic of concealing detection, but even if it can shield the detection magic, I can see him from this position.

Seeing that unlucky guy, I couldn't help but think of a rumor. It is said that because of offending the God of Destiny too thoroughly, Cattillo, the God of Fortune who controls luck and misfortune, imposed a malicious divine punishment on this cockroach-like organization. The curse of bad luck, as long as they join this organization, the causal system will be activated, and they will always be in the trough of bad luck in life.

And if it is a normal situation, if you are unlucky, it is easy to fail in doing things, and you will step on dog poop and be bitten by cats when you walk. It’s okay to be careful, but when you encounter my plague god aura, well, now it’s called the broom star aura. Those who are less lucky than me will cause a series of accidents, and this kind of bad luck will become very fatal, and all misfortunes will eventually turn into unlucky opportunities.

"What are you waiting for, kill these unlucky bastards."

Well, except for the mage, these unlucky bastards who came to burn the Church of the True God were just the lowest-level abandoned sons, and they were dealt with in an instant. Clear.

"The temporary station is the Royal Astrologer? It really fits their identities. But since they can use the royal facilities, it must be an emperor who is unwilling to lose face."

"Why don't you think about it."

Taking this into consideration, Diana hesitated as her relationship with Renee and the others got better and better recently. If Emperor Oran was angered again, and now he is in the territory of the Oran Empire, our group of people will run away. The envoys of Donglan Principality were implicated.

"This should be his temptation. If we shrink back and show cowardice, we will only attack harder and harder in the future. Since he plays according to the rules in the shadows, we will naturally follow up. When he stretches out his hand, we will cut off our hands and stretch out our claws." Just chop off the paws, at least it will make his heart hurt. Besides, Lan Zhi's blood..."

"Lan's bloodline is never afraid of challenges. They are coming for us, how can we back down. Backing down will only make the villains even more rampant."

It seems that the fight outside the city wall caught the attention of people in the church. The royal knights escorted Kelly and Renee out, and Renee's speech also made me nod slightly.

But what happened next shocked Kelly and the knights.

"I'm going too, Brother Luo Lan. Didn't you say that the battlefield is always the best class? You also said that I really need practical experience."

"Nonsense, you are causing trouble for everyone, and you are looking for death." Kelly immediately scolded her, hoping that Renee would give up the idea of ​​putting herself at risk.

It’s really nonsense, I couldn’t help laughing, our group of legends, golden peak battlefields, what do you, a black iron rookie, get involved in, stray bullets can kill you, and accumulating battlefield experience is not so nonsense (someone Completely forgot that I was only Bronze Rank).

"I'm already 14 years old. According to legend, Prince Roland went to the battlefield at the age of 12. I've had enough of this fake knight princess. I want this honorable title to be worthy of its name. If I can't even handle this small scene, What about the future battlefield?"

Even in the face of the censure of her relatives, the girl bit her lower lip tightly. Although she didn't speak, her face was full of stubbornness, and she obviously refused to give up.

I looked intently, Renee's feet were still trembling slightly, but the holy sword of Roland at her waist emitted a dazzling silver light, which seemed to recognize her choice.

"'The holy sword of Roland is the sword of the legendary holy knight prince Roland. Only his descendants and successors of the will can be recognized by this holy sword.', the successor of the will?"

At this time, I inexplicably remembered the conditions for using Roland's holy sword, remembered that it was the death of my father more than 300 years ago that made me and Cavens go into battle, and remembered that the girl in front of me had an amazingly similar past to me, I laughed.

"Successor of the will? Okay, keep up, don't fall behind. Kelly, just like back then, some people are destined not to be cultivated in the greenhouse. But, sad wind! Protect her, as long as something happens to her, you The cloak is gone."

Regardless of the overjoyed Beastmaster Hunter, he also apologized to the worried Kelly from the bottom of his heart, and I led the way.

"The remaining seeds, let's calculate the past interest today."

And the system, unexpectedly jumped out again to angrily brush its existence.

[Special task: The successor of the will of the legendary paladin Roland is triggered. During the completion of the epic task: The Restoration of Lan, one-third of the fate points you get by killing enemies will be transferred to Renee, the holder of the holy sword , you can use fate points to strengthen her by imparting it. System prompt: The completion of special missions is directly related to the completion of your epic missions, and as long as Renee dies in battle, or she permanently loses the Holy Sword of Roland, the two missions will directly fail...but the sissy You can consider being a real princess, definitely more powerful than Renee. 】

"I will never fail! Renee will never die before I die!"

Well, my thoughtless roar and proclamation of protection raised the morale of the knights, but also made a certain princess blush.

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