The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"You said what would happen if I used the incarnation of the war angel to attack Dasos with a single knife?"

"Good idea, let's try it. Well, this place is not far from the river, kill him and then go to grab a boat, go down the river, halfway through jumping off the boat and diving, according to our ability, the success rate is at least 70%. "

"Well, I'll throw the cup as a sign later, and you will turn into a blade and cut off his neck directly, and then we will grab his magic sword and run away."

"Can I eat that magic sword? I think it fits my attributes very well."

"Okay, but you can't digest it now, you should eat it after I play for a while.

"His Royal Highness 'Renee', I know that being forced to dress like this makes you very uncomfortable, but please think about the people of Donglan Principality, they are also descendants of the Land of Lan, and now they cannot afford a new war. "

"Cut." A certain princess was full of resentment.

"Hmph, stupid human being." A cat star dismissed it.

Kelly looked at the one person and one cat who really carefully prepared the plan to kill the king, but she could only smile wryly. In a sense, she came to serve as the accompanying female officer, and she was more worried that His Royal Highness was forced to pretend to be a woman. Play off your resentment.

The Minister of Finance of His Majesty Emperor Oran held a reception and invited Her Royal Highness Princess Renee to attend. A note from the emperor was attached to the letter. Come here in person, the little girl who can't make decisions should forget it."

A red line representing the important point was drawn under "that day", and the following "little girl, let's forget it.", the hint is already obvious.

In desperation, Roland had no choice but to go into battle again with red makeup, and Her Royal Highness Renee, who should have been scorned and angry, happily helped make up and choose clothes, which made Roland's teeth itch.

"Sure enough, she's so beautiful. She's gentle and cheerful, yet mature and introverted. She's bright but not flamboyant. My face can actually reach this level."

"Your Highness Roland. Don't cry, she's actually very beautiful. Even though she looks exactly the same, but with the temperament accumulated over the years, the immature Her Highness Renee is indeed very different from you. Why don't you try to be a real one? Girl? There should be many princes pursuing you, ah, I'm sorry, the emperor of a big country already wants you to be his queen. Why don't you think about it."

Well, judging from the mouth-covering and smirking expression, Kelly is not that conscientious either.

Had to be forced to wear that fluffy evening gown already blown up,

Get excited by this again. Roland immediately took the sword and was about to go out.

"You man, how dare you insult me."

Even though he was stopped by everyone later, Roland still had a stinky face hanging by his side.

In order to avoid some accidents, Kaili, who found out that she had played too much by accident, volunteered to supervise together. Well, it's definitely not watching the fun under the banner of doing business.

But now seeing that one person and one cat actually started planning an assassination plan, Kaili also began to secretly regret it. If this person really did something, then Donglan Principality would really be in big trouble this time.

Although he is still trustworthy most of the time. But sometimes when the brain is open and the temper comes up, I really don't know what I can do.

However, it's no wonder His Highness Roland was so annoyed.

The black floor-sweeping evening dress undoubtedly shows the noble and elegant temperament, but the immature face is full of mature temperament, and the contradictory and harmonious temperament is particularly attractive to the opposite sex.

The light make-up softened the heroic face. Under Kaili's wonderful brushwork, a beauty like a flower of the kaolin had just stepped off the carriage, and it aroused murmurs and exclamations from the surroundings.

From Kelly's point of view, His Royal Highness Roland's eyebrows twitched a few times, and the veins on his forehead could still be vaguely seen, obviously on the verge of going berserk.

"I can't be more exciting, or I will really kill people."

So, she quickly led the way, notified the family to lead the way, and brought Roland into the infield of the reception, preventing him from erupting on the spot.

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"Pink skulls, white bones and flesh. All dharmas are empty and empty, and everything is false."

In fact, I'm not that angry, it's just that I'm wearing skins. I used to show people only the skeletons, so what's the point.

Well, I'm already an adult, why would I keep a small notebook because of this, and plan to take revenge one by one in the future.

But if I don't show my anger, this kind of thing will definitely happen to me in the future, and it would be shameful, so I naturally tried my best to show it.

Of course, the way the men look at me is really annoying. That Dassos's amazing eyes also made me write another note in the hatred book without hesitation.

"Boy, I'll introduce you to Ke Luosi and Victoria in two days, no, that's not cruel enough, maybe I'll let this kid make a profit, find a way to get Niangniangquan, and then introduce Sad Wind to him That's the kingly way."

His heart was full of vicious thoughts, but he still had a smile on his face. After all, he now represented the image of the Donglan Principality, and the sister Kaili behind her was almost crying.

Apparently His Majesty the Emperor had already greeted him, and there was no one who didn't know what to do to disturb him. Soon, in the room on the second floor, the secret conversation between the two of them got to the point.

"If you dare to touch the Royal Astrologer, you're not afraid that I'll put this case on your heads and start a war right away?"

Sure enough, at the beginning of the negotiation, it was a disgrace.

"You should thank us for helping you get rid of a big trouble. If you dare to use those lunatics in the Astrologer Tower, you won't be afraid of getting burned? By the way, we found something from there, maybe you will be interested, such as Solo Federation being killed Assault case."

The Solo Federation is also one of the most powerful countries in the mainland. The case of the envoy being attacked shocked the whole world at the time, but the real reason was that the Solo people intervened in the struggle for the throne of the Oran Empire, and the man in front of them sent assassins to kill the envoy. Buckle the hat of weak guard on the opponent.

It seems that the threat to me was premeditated, Dassos shrugged his shoulders, his face full of indifference.

"It's all in the past. If I was a year ago, I would still be a little worried, but now, hehe, you know how meaningful it is. But let's forget about the astrologer. Let's talk about the future."

"Okay, this time the matter of the dependent country has never happened. Let's go back to our respective homes."

"That's impossible. The face of the Oran Empire will be ruined. We would rather choose war."

The benefits of private conversations. That is, you can throw away redundant diplomatic rhetoric and go straight to the theme and main line. And as I said before, negotiation is something like this, but the two sides exchange chips to explore the bottom line and finally reach a compromise. The final result is determined by the chips and the situation of both parties. can be determined beforehand.

Originally, with the advantage of absolute strength. In this negotiation, the Donglan Principality and I, which I represent, will indeed be at a disadvantage. After all, the other side only needs to threaten war. No matter how fearless we are, we, who are afraid of war, still have to give in. (I also think of a foreigner from a certain dynasty...)

This is exactly what Dassos did. He threatened war from the beginning of the negotiations, obviously intending to suppress it.

But fortunately, I did find a lot of new bargaining chips in the astrology platform. As long as you take out a bargaining chip that is more powerful than war, you can naturally regain the situation.

"Cassomes."

Throwing out this word, I quietly tasted the high-end pastries and black tea in front of me, without looking at my negotiating opponent,

But from the corner of the eye. But it was two faces that were so shocked that they couldn't believe it.

"You, how do you know." Under the shock, Hemet couldn't keep his foxy face that was half a smile.

And Dassos didn't speak, but judging from the action of stroking the magic sword on his waist, he was subconsciously considering the possibility of killing people.

Casomes is the name of a ship, but it is not an ordinary ship. It is the flagship of the super weapon floating fleet of the Oran Empire in the future, and it should still be built in the secret base that was hollowed out under the river. .

In addition to conventional troops, each super empire has its own ace weapon. The Colossus Legion of the Solo Federation regards the city walls as nothing. The Bayer Empire is said to be able to summon dragons to help out. The Cursed Legion of the Xiluo Empire is full of all kinds of supernormal It is said that the Sea God Guard of the Cazorla Kingdom can set off a tsunami on the mainland, and the Beamon war beast of the Orc tribe can wrestle with dragons, and the Oran Empire has not been able to enter the superpower club. One of the reasons is the lack of strategy A super-threat weapon.

Therefore, the kings of all dynasties have been investing in this area regardless of returns. After screwing up countless times, the final goal is the floating fleet soaring into the sky.

As for the floating fleet, from technical theory to digging holes at the bottom of the river to build bases, it has already taken more than half of the treasury of the four or five kings of the Oran Empire for more than two hundred years. Fifteen years later, it made its first appearance in the war with the underground world. It destroyed more than ten underground legions and shocked the whole world. But counting the time, the construction must be coming to an end now.

Even, moving the capital to this river city hundreds of years ago was also for the convenience of the construction of the underwater base in Kagosi City.

This important weapon of the country must be directly controlled by the emperor, but Dassos did not succeed to the throne normally. He was not even the crown prince before, so there is no way to know this secret.

And when he came to power, he was pleasantly surprised to find that his country still had this secret weapon. An unbelievable dilemma was in front of him. He had an empty treasure house but couldn't get in.

The key to open the entrance of the underwater base was thrown by the original crown prince Milos, but Milos was hacked by Dassos. Without the key, no one can get in and no one can get out. Time, no food has been sent in for so long, the people inside should have starved to death long ago.

This is not a civilized human rights society. All insiders and their families are sent to the base, and the food and supplies are all controlled by the outside world. Sometimes the result of excessive secrecy is that once there is a problem with the key link, all of them will be cut off. Lost.

So he can only keep his smelly and hard old man, hoping that one day he can tell if he has a spare key, even if he uses undead magic to extract the soul, he is afraid of getting rid of it.

As for colluding with the Astrologer Tower, they also sent the Royal Astrologer to the Royal Astrologer. They also planned to use the other party's prophecy spells to find the key, but in this era, the prophecy spells have long since disappeared, and this key has a series of anti-investigation secrets. Those guys are even better at killing and destroying than their own profession, so it's only natural that they get nothing.

And even though it is still unavailable, this fleet is still the top secret of the Oran Empire. If he hadn't participated in the rebellion, even Hemet would not have the right to know about it. Now I, an outsider, told me the name of the ship directly. Let him move the killing intent.

Even, in order to maintain this secret. Dassos would really consider starting a war.

"Angels can fly. Let alone whether the two legends in the secret room on the left can kill me instantly, you feel that you are not fully prepared. I will come, and will I say it?"

The black cat on my shoulder is the best hound. The opponent's ambush was discovered from the beginning.

I found that it is impossible to kill people and silence them. Dasos' killing intentions come and go quickly, but my bargaining chip is more than this.

"I know the key is there. The group of mad dogs found it, but they obviously don't want to give it to you. If it weren't for the need for royal blood to unlock the lock, I'm afraid your treasure house would have been emptied by them."

"Those mad dogs, bastards, wild dogs who don't keep their promises. Hemet!"

"Yes, my lord, the latest arrest warrant will be issued immediately, all the members of the astrology tower who have been grasped will be arrested, and all treacherous people will be hanged."

Even without looking in the mirror. I'm afraid the corners of my mouth are also full of malicious smiles. It's so pleasant to accidentally frame an enemy.

The key to the Astrology Tower was not found, but someone found it... This is a famous unique epic quest chain more than ten years later, starting from a player who was lucky enough to pick up an old backpack in an ancient well. The final outcome is the revival of the Armada of the Oran Empire, and the ins and outs of the strategy are not clearly stated, but the disused ancient well itself is a great reminder.

This may be a big secret to other people, but when Beifeng told me that the new emperor was pressing the old emperor for the key of the fleet, the rest was just to check the strategy to find the location, and after three nights of investigation, in In the twenty-sixth ancient dry well, I found the key.

"If the door is opened now, maybe there are still a few engineers and archmages who can survive. That is much better than starting over from scratch. Compared with the invincible floating fleet, a remote vassal state seems to be It’s not that important. By the way, if you’re going to take a gamble and kill someone to win the treasure, just try, if nothing else, so that the key can never be found, I’m still very sure. For example, let a fish swallow it Go in and throw it into the sea, let a bird swallow it and fly around."

With a smile, I gently stirred the drink in front of me with a spoon, appreciating the anxiety and uneasiness of my negotiating opponent.

Considering Lan's bloodline would never be broken, he would play with both jades and stones at every turn, and he has a "good reputation" of being extremely vengeful, Dassos has already determined that if he threatens war, no matter what he gets, at least his ace fleet will definitely be gone.

I'm not in a hurry at all, since the chips are bigger than the other party, the advantage is already on our side, and the first one to give in may only be the other party.

Kelly and I sipped tea with a smile, our faces were full of anxiety, our eyebrows were frowned, we were smiling happily, and we were frowning at the same time. At this point, the situation has become very clear.

After an eerie long silence, finally, the King of Winter Wolf, who clutched his forehead and sighed helplessly, had no choice but to give in.

"I can let you sneak away, and the Donglan Principality will be missing from the final alliance ceremony and the list of dependent countries, but your country must at least care about our face and keep silent in international public opinion. Then it must be ours in name country."

Being a vassal state in name was the last limit of the Oran Empire, otherwise he would not be able to confess to other allied countries.

But I nodded and didn't say much. I had expected this bottom line a long time ago. It would not be worthwhile to fight hard here. I already had a way around it. The focus now is to get more benefits.

"Not enough, our country is small and weak, but we need your country's strong support, such as your country's Mithril Mithril alloy, such as your country's special war horse..."

Well, what's left is the time when someone opened his mouth and was already so angry that he wanted to kill, but because his lifeline was pinched, he could only bargain.

Of course, the Mithril Mithril Alloy, which is the treasure of the town, is not available, but it is easier to bargain if the opening is large.

After four hours of arduous negotiations, Dassos and Hemet deeply realized that bargaining with women is almost self-defeating. Forget about that "Renee" and that elf female official is simply infinitely patient. Only when people are forced to jump up and overturn the table do they give up.

When the devil's contract was taken out by the angel, and then skillfully modified with devil's script, even Dasos felt that his brain was not enough.

"...The signatory, Roland, guarantees in the name of Lan's bloodline that as the real kingship holder of the Land of Lan, after the contract is signed, the Kingdom of Lan will become a vassal state in the name of the Oran Empire, but the Oran Empire Give the following resources to Roland..."

"Is Roland your real name? It's a good name. It's the same as the legendary hero of your royal family. By the way, it seems to be the name of your sword of kingship. It's a traditional name, isn't it?"

The devil's contract must be signed with a real name to be effective, but if you don't play a few word games, how can you live up to the notoriety of the devil who is proud of contract fraud.

According to the contract, it is the Kingdom of Lan, not the Principality of Donglan, but there are actually quite a few people in the Principality who call themselves members of the Kingdom of Lan.

When the Land of Mist has perished, in the eyes of the kings of all countries, the Principality of Donglan is the Kingdom of Mist that has been revived. Of course, if it is a professional diplomat, this little trick may be seen, but it is a pity that this is a secret agreement, and it is obviously accepted. The lengthy negotiations wore off all the patience of the two unprofessionals.

The result of this contract is that the kingdom of Lan, which has already perished, surrendered to the Oran Empire in name, and he gave me a lot of resources and technology in return. Signed, the consequences are clear at a glance.

And when he finds out that he has been cheated, I believe he will have the time and energy to settle accounts with me and the Duke of Donglan.

But when we were satisfied with the harvest, Dassos with a tired face smiled wryly.

"I'm a bad guy, so I'm good enough. Then, if I'm a good guy, can I have dinner with you?"

He extended his hand to invite a gentleman, but what he got was...

"Ah! The little thing dared to bite me... I'm sorry, is this your cat? It's very beautiful, but it looks like a wild rose full of poisonous thorns."

I laughed, but not because of the king who changed his words in time.

"Is enough blood sample taken?"

"Who knows how much blood that key will cost, go back and try."

After talking about everything that should be talked about, is it true that he really stayed for dinner? Regardless of the regretful Dassos, he naturally got up and left.

But as soon as he went out, he was amazed by the chaotic scene in front of him.

The reception in front of me was a mess, the tables were overturned, the food and wine were scattered all over the place, the ladies were screaming and fleeing, and the servants and gentlemen were rounding up troublemakers.

"What's going on!" Dassos roared angrily, as if he had found a place to vent his dissatisfaction.

"It's the human emperor Da... Da what?" It was a goblin.

"Idiot, since I can't remember the name. Just call Your Majesty, hello, Your Majesty, in order to congratulate you for finally killing your father and taking the position, we are here to give you a gift." This is another goblin.

"Idiot, don't turn on the pot and lift the pot. What do you mean by killing Lao Tzu's superiors? It's obviously a rebellion against the superiors. Right, that Da... Da Vinci?" This is a gray dwarf with orange hair.

Silver Hook, Kabbalah, and Hoyle, who came to give gifts to the new emperor for rebates, after experiencing a period of epic adventures (mainly asking for it), they finally found their goal, but obviously, their goal is almost gone. Crazy.

"Guards, grab them!"

PS:

I was also dragged to work overtime on Sunday...Finally finished before midnight... ()