The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"A wise man becomes a fool, and he is the easiest fish to bait; because he relies on his talents and knowledge, and cannot see his own arrogance. The stupid things of the fool are not so rare, but the stupid things of the wise man make people laugh and hurt their stomachs; because he used With all his skill, he proves himself stupid."

"There was a wise king in a stupid country, he thought he was more noble and great than gods."

"Oh, my brother, please don't say that. The majestic king, who is waving the supreme scepter, is about to ascend to the supreme throne. If you criticize him, be careful not to let him lift the maggot-covered scepter , beat you up."

"Hmph, little king, are you not even allowed to speak the truth? That arrogant statement, that arrogant statement that treats the God of Law as a country bumpkin, is making the gods in the sky laugh wildly."

"Oh, who gave the ridiculous king the confidence that he and his kingdom, who thought he was short-lived, could look down on him who had passed into immortality?"

"Perhaps, it's because he has a loud voice. At least, his heart-wrenching roar made the crows tremble in fright."

"Perhaps, it's because he's rich. At least, he's rich enough to decorate trees with jewels and pave roads with carpets."

"Perhaps, it's because he is very powerful. At least, those forty-six unlucky bastards are planning to present their own banner and serve as lackeys obediently."

The funny three, surrounded by legends, still sang their own songs.

"Hahahaha!" "Hehehe!"

The hall was already in chaos, amidst the trembling of the nobles (crows), the wild laughter of the three dwarfs joined together.

"The emperor's voice is very loud? Huh, his roar may be heard throughout the whole country, but that man never needs to roar, even when faced with a peasant who has nothing, even when faced with a question from a noble demigod. He just pulls out his code , Mance explained the truth about our Sulfur Mountain City to the other party in an orderly manner."

"Let us wait, let the great time discern the weight of words. Three hundred years later, how many ashes are left of the great king. Whether his arrogant words have become the laughing stock of history, and whether the silent immortal has Realized his own ideas and changed the whole world with his own rules."

"The emperor's country is very rich? Oh, in order to decorate the appearance, he opened up his treasury extravagantly, decorated the trees with jewels, and used milk to irrigate the rivers. Our Xiangba judge is not so rich. He is poor and often overdraws wages, IOUs to the store for tomorrow's bread."

"But in his kingdom.

As long as you work hard, you won't starve to death. As long as the law is obeyed, dignity can be obtained. Every commoner in his office can enter, complain about their troubles, and express their expectations for the future. And in your country. It is a world where people eat people, greedy nobles are jackals, cunning businessmen are like sheep to jackals, but cannibals are tigers and leopards before commoners. And you, great king. Has the Supreme One, who feeds on wolves, tigers and leopards, ever been to the civilian areas on the outskirts of the city, to listen to the groans of those lambs who are too painful to survive, and how they sell their children and abandon their daughters, just to fill their stomachs today? "

"The emperor's country is very powerful? Oh, I heard that your royal guard is the elite of the Silver Cross (the symbol of the Silver Order), and your voice can make the neighboring countries around you tremble? Then you know that in the underground world where the weak prey on the strong, it is the Golden Triangle." They (the symbol of the golden rank) are just cannon fodder under the flames of war. Do you know that we have just wiped out the demon count and his army that can rival the true god, exiled the dragon queen who led countless evil dragons, the golden triangle guard with over ten thousand The Beastmaster was also decapitated."

"We have no nobles to guard our lands and our subjects, for our lands belong to no one. Our cities have no armies, and each of us is a warrior who will risk anything as long as the shadow of war looms on our last home. We There are many enemies, but we have more trustworthy friends. And you, great king, emperor jealous of gods, do you think, when you lose your crown and scepter, when your homeland is threatened with destruction, How many citizens are willing to sacrifice their lives for you? How many nobles will die with the country? How many allies will come to save you instead of stabbing you in the back?"

"The young emperor holding the scepter, you thought you were a majestic king, but in fact you are a clown trying to please the public."

"The unrighteous who murdered his father and brother, you think you can look down on that person, but no matter in terms of character or meaning of existence, you can't even compare to that person's little finger!"

"You foolish king who is jealous of the true god, you are rich because you are powerful, but in fact you don't even know what real power is. In front of that lord, in front of the real power, please remain humble."

"You are fucking because of you."

"It's actually ugly."

"You're a joke."

Well, between singing and singing, Dasos' complexion has turned into a pig liver color. In the end, all three dwarves were caught by the emperor's personal guards. Perhaps, it should be said that they did not hesitate to act when they found out that they could not beat them. The hand surrendered, but someone keenly felt that this matter was far from over.

Hoyle and the others don't consider the general situation of the country, they are bastards full of problems, but they know who gave the residents of Sulfur Mountain City a good life, so, even if you are the supreme king, as long as you insult the benefactor in their hearts , They still dare to scold you bloody.

The human king mocking the true god, the little goblins and duergars who mocked the king, in the eyes of the beholder, especially in my eyes, this is a scene destined to be recorded in the annals of history.

Sure enough, two days later, things have changed.

"...The nonsense of those three dwarfs was composed into a funny bar tune, which is now being sung in many middle and lower class taverns and teahouses. It has spread, and I'm afraid it can't be stopped."

The general trend of history is indeed unstoppable, but the so-called general trend is composed of countless individuals and events. In the state-level infighting, the three people are insignificant people, but often, it is these insignificant people Did something amazing.

"There must be manipulations behind the scenes. Most of the lyrics are taken from the original words of those goblins, and they have been revised and processed as a whole. The artistic level is very high. Our music masters and dramatists all say that this should come from the hands of the masters. ...and said. Maybe it will become a handed down work."

"The Bishop of the God of Law, Kolos, has issued an official note requesting that we quickly release the person and explain the disrespect to the God of the Law. Noel VI of the Church of the Holy Light expressed his high regard to us through the emergency communication channel. Dissatisfied, and asked us to explain our disrespect to the true God. And what followed. There are also serious warnings and concerns from the nine churches of the true God, and they asked us for an explanation."

"The royal guards seized the giant robot at the temporary residence of those three guys, and that should be the gift they planned to give. According to the preliminary research of the Royal Society of Engineers, it is indeed very advanced, and many of its technologies are very important to our country's engineering research. Helpful. But it is a pity that the goblin simply refused to cooperate and did not say anything. I don’t know who spread the news. As a result, some people have privately accused the empire of revenge, and laughed at the king’s inability to tolerate people.”

"The intelligence organization 'Midnight Rose' issued a warning, and those nonsense stories vividly described that you murdered the previous king in order to ascend the throne, of course. This is all slander, but your prestige has indeed suffered because of it. The irony is spreading. Some people have already called the king a "foolish king who is jealous of the true god". Some people are spreading that our Oran Empire has the ambition to annex other countries. At least 30 of the 46 countries are about to move. They are communicating in private .There seems to be a conspiracy."

One bad news after another was placed on the table. The pen is better than the sword. The young emperor faced the most dangerous challenge since he ascended the throne. The invisible enemy in the shadows was a combination of countless hostile forces. It's impossible to fight back.

It has to be said that, in a sense, Dassos is indeed called the Shangxian King. At least under his power, his subordinates dare to directly complain about the king's mistakes and various unfavorable status quo without worrying about being punished. Anger was punished.

"Dassos, you really went too far this time, the rest doesn't matter, but just for the sake of verbal disputes, it's too stupid to put the hat of despising the true God on your head and being hostile by the Church of the Gods gone."

As a close friend and brother of Dassos, only Hemet dared to speak out against the king to his face, but at this time, Dassos was also full of annoyance. In retrospect, it was indeed not his prudent and prudent daily style.

"Sure enough, it's right to stay away from women. Beauty hurts people."

Looking back now, Dassos was so angry that he couldn't choose what to say at the time, and it was more or less the reason that "Renee" was by his side.

Being accused and ridiculed face-to-face in front of the woman he likes, and losing face, even a person who is cautious and modest in the past can easily be unable to restrain the rage in his heart, let alone the king of a country who has just taken power.

"The contract probably has some reason. After all, it is written by the devil. There is something wrong with the language of the lower plane."

Language itself is magical, and the language of the lower plane will arouse negative emotions. The profane words in power words and the words of chaos in divine arts are the language magic that uses the lower plane's devil language and demon language. On the contrary, it is the alternative divine arts and magic that use the divine language and angelic language of the upper plane, such as the best words and holy words.

Dassos stared at the contract for too long, and he had unknowingly aroused negative emotions, and the magic sword itself would make people tend to be chaotic. When he walked out of the room, his emotions were already very depressed. Being ridiculed face to face as the trigger for the explosion out of control is even more natural.

"It's too late to say these things, things have already happened, and now I'm thinking about how to make up for it."

If it was just a slip of the tongue, it would be easy to deal with, but the heavy courtesy of the satirist made Dassos the stigma of ungrateful and small-minded.

As the strange song spread throughout the city, and spread at a rapid speed, before gaining the reputation of the king of winter wolves, the "good name" of "foolish king who was jealous of the gods" was poured into Dassos's head first. superior.

For the kings of the feudal system, authority and dignity are more important than life. Fame is sometimes equated with strength itself. When the emperor loses his dignity and reputation, the great nobles under his command will naturally disobey orders.

All this is not someone's conspiracy, but sometimes, one's own mistakes accumulated by accidental factors are more deadly than the enemy's conspiracy.

In particular, Dassos and the Oran Empire are not monolithic. Although his father and brother fell, the forces left by them have not been completely eradicated. The warlords and nobles of the major fiefdoms are even more ambitious. , How could they let go of the opportunity to reduce the king's authority and dignity.

And those small countries that were forced to participate in the covenant have long been full of resentment. It would be fine if your Oran Empire had no flaws. Now that you have exposed flaws, you will naturally attack in groups, looking for an opportunity to get rid of the independence of the suzerain country.

In three to five years, when Dassos is firmly established, these will not be a problem. However, Dassos has recently forced a covenant to force the internal and external forces. He was already sitting on the crater.

Therefore, with the unanimous efforts of all parties, bar tunes and rumors spread rapidly, and various hidden dangers were detonated at the same time.

"Since it's already wrong, let's make it wrong to the end. Put those three in the highest-level prison and don't let them see anyone. If they are released, it will appear that we are weak. Call Noel VI back, The wording is a little more tactful, so I apologize for my slip of the tongue. As for the Church of the God of Law, it has already offended him thoroughly, so ignore him. As for the rumors, let the intelligence organization create more unbelievable rumors to confuse public opinion... ...."

Even in the face of an unfavorable situation, Dassos still put forward a solution one by one without changing his face. Although it is a remedy after a dead sheep, it is also very appropriate.

"...Well, Your Majesty, Lord Hemet, just received two messages."

The civil servant who suddenly ran in was hesitant to say anything, which was obviously not good news.

"Tell me, if there is any worse news, I will continue."

"I don't know who put that pub tune into the Royal Prison, the goblins are humming it all day long, and the prisoners started singing along, and they're all laughing... Some say it's because of this generation The incompetence of the king, the Oran Empire is about to decline."

"Snapped!"

He clearly knew that this was the loser's innocuous ridicule towards him, but Dassos still couldn't hold back his out-of-control emotions, and under the hammer, the precious red nanmu desk was instantly split in two.

The room instantly became silent, and His Majesty's suppressed angry bass erupted in the room like thunder.

"I see, what's next? Any bad news?"

The young civil servant replied tremblingly.

"The Principality of Donglan announced that it will establish the belief in the God of Law as the state religion. That Princess Renee guarantees the innocence of the three people with her own reputation, and guarantees that the gifts they gave are priceless treasures, and there is no crime of disrespect. She asks us to release them immediately. .”

"Boom! Crack!"

This time, there was no need to repair the expensive desk. After Dassos slapped it angrily, the desk was immediately reimbursed, and even the ground was smashed out of a hole.

"Sure enough, women are not trustworthy!"

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At the same time, under the river, a figure is diving, and beside him is a black cat walking underwater.

"Is it here? Has the key responded? Hurry up, we don't have much time."

PS:

Squirrel has been stuck in this plot for two days. I originally planned to use poetry, but it is estimated to be stuck for two months... so let's imitate Shakespeare's dramatic lines a little bit to make do. Shun, continue to ask for votes. It should be a little faster after this passage. ()