The fairy father

Before coming here, what Li Ping'an was thinking in his heart was that he didn't know what kind of tricks his father could do.

After arriving, Li Ping'an looked at the kneeling sculpture in the middle of the formation and couldn't help but admire:

It’s really a lot of fun!

There are numerous formations and elegant seats, ambushing and offering immortal fruits step by step.

The entire island is surrounded by killing and trapping formations. The seating for three hundred people is placed among the coconut trees in the middle. In front of the seating, there is a three-foot-high stone platform with a human-sized stone covered with red cloth. Plastic.

Stone sculpture?

The old Taoist dressed as Li Ping'an sat in the corner, curiously using the power of heaven to look at the stone sculpture carefully. The red cloth suddenly seemed like nothing.

Chi You was kneeling, with his butt embedded in the stone sculpture, the same color as his upper and lower parts.

The entire stone sculpture was painted dark red, and except for the 'realistic' butt, other parts were also lifelike, with flying long hair, a vicious and broken face, strong pectoralis major muscles, etc.

A demonic aura surrounded the stone sculpture.

The significance of the appearance of this demonic energy is to prove that Chi You's broken body is embedded in this sculpture.

The point is...wearing underpants.

Li Pingan secretly gave his old father a thumbs up.

As expected of Director Li, he had considered everything. Showing off Chi You's broken body like this would not be in any way indecent, nor would it make Brother Xuanyuan feel any embarrassment.

There are no more capable ministers in heaven than those with great ambitions.

Li Ping'an actually thought about whether it would be more suitable for his father to be the Emperor of Heaven.

After careful thinking, he came to the conclusion that——

He didn't know whether his father would be happy, but if he were the son of the Emperor of Heaven, he would definitely be free and at ease, and not have so many worries.

Of course, this is just an idea to evade responsibility.

Li Ping'an Yuanshen stretched, picked up the tea on the low table beside him and took a sip. Seeing that the coconut trees were gradually filled with guests, he began to secretly observe whether there was anything strange about these guests.

Are those evil demons from Western religions really coming?

The gate of the array.

Li Dazhi looked at the few white clouds floating in the distance with a smile.

Layers of folds appeared in the universe on the side, and the folds blossomed, and a burly old man wearing a vermilion robe walked out of it. The beard with claws and teeth was quite energetic.

Old man Tianli has arrived.

"How's it going here?"

"Senior," Li Dazhi said with a frown, "Although the ASEAN General Association has a large moving formation, don't use it indiscriminately if you have nothing to do! It will also consume spiritual stones! We don't need your help here."

"I came here to help, did you come to the wrong place?"

Old Man Tianli glared at Li Dazhi and cursed:

"Don't you be ignorant of good people's hearts! I've been spinning all over the place today. I'm just afraid that something will happen to you. How can we explain to Ping An!"

Li Dazhi chuckled and said, "Okay, since you traveled thousands of miles to come here, I'll reluctantly let you be here."

Old Man Tianli raised his foot to kick him, but Li Dazhi moved half a step to the side.

Oh, no kicking.

"Senior, please be more dignified," Li Dazhi said, "Looking at so many guests, the guests who came here today are all respectable immortals from Dongzhou."

Tianli looked at the formation for a while and wondered: "Your killing formation is so obvious, can those vicious demons take the bait?"

"I don't understand."

"Do not talk nonsense!"

"Okay," Li Dazhi muttered, "if Ping An hadn't allowed me to break through, I might be a golden immortal now. In another hundred and eighty years, I might be in the same realm as you. I'm here every day. The master’s spectrum.”

Old Man Tianli smiled and said, "Then I will take advantage of the fact that you have not yet attained immortality and will discipline you more."

"Come on."

Li Dazhi shook his sleeves, looked at the guests who were about to arrive in front of him, and said in a voice:

“There should have been evil spirits sneaking in, but they were just two or three kittens.

“The formation I set up is to hook the bait directly without any cover-up.

"Isn't that Venerable Ernan from the Western Sect very powerful? No matter how much we try to cover it up, the other party will probably be able to tell it's a trap. So why not make the trap obvious and tell him directly that we want Chi You's demonic body? Just take the evil spirit's life to fill it.

"The main purpose of our exhibition is to eliminate the opponent's vitality and send Chi You's demonic body back."

Old Man Tianli nodded: "I know this. Feng Xiang told me when he sent me here that as long as there are no too many casualties, you will win."

"Feng Xiang sent you here?"

Li Dazhi asked curiously: "Didn't you say that we would take the opportunity to deal with Xizhou? As the leader of ASEAN, don't you need to mobilize troops?"

"Paused."

Old man Tianli put his hands behind his hands and sighed:

"Alas, I received an order from Xuanyuan Palace half a day ago to suspend the deployment of troops to Xizhou and wait for His Majesty's order.

"It is said that His Majesty personally went on a mission to teach, and when he came back, he ordered that the troop deployment be suspended and all ministries be on standby.

"It should be that His Majesty wanted to get support from Chanjiao, but Chanjiao didn't agree."

Li Dazhi frowned and thought, then shook his head and sighed: "No one can say what the great religion is thinking. I hope it will not affect the overall plan of the human race."

"I hope so."

Old man Tianli bumped into Li Dazhi with his shoulder: "The guests are here, go up and shout."

"You don't need to push me more."

Li Dazhi flicked his sleeves, then held his hands forward with a smile on his face and shouted:

"A few fellow Taoists have invitations! Oh, it's time to take a seat! Please come inside! Fellow Taoists need to be careful when observing, the demonic energy can hurt people, don't get too close!"

When old man Tianli saw this scene, he couldn't help but smile and narrow his eyes.

‘Well, if I can bring about good things between my daughter and him, I won’t have to endure hardships in the future. No matter what, this guy is still very good at earning spiritual stones. ’

Old Man Tianli used his immortal knowledge to carefully examine the eight or nine men, women, and children.

Although he has the Tao realm of Taiyi and has rich experience, he still failed to notice at this moment that there was a faint shadow of a black mosquito reflected in the eyes of the young man who was following his master.

After these white clouds entered the formation, Li Dazhi counted the number of people and found that they were almost inseparable.

"Senior, do you want to go on stage together?"

"I'm coming with you." Old Man Tianli was not polite and floated inside with his hands behind his back. "If the evil demon attacks you, you will be the first to be beaten. What use are you, a fairy?"

"The peak of heavenly immortals!"

Li Dazhi corrected Old Man Tianli's words, and then looked at the pile of spiritual treasures in his sleeves.

There are three spiritual treasures here. After he 'lent' them to Li Ping'an, Li Ping'an infused them with heavenly merits and then 'returned' them back. Although they are still some distance away from the acquired merits and virtues, they are not comparable to ordinary spiritual treasures.

Ordinary Golden Immortal-level masters would have to go through some troubles if they wanted to capture him now.

"Then don't speak later. I'm afraid of scaring my distinguished guests. A ticket costs three thousand spiritual stones."

“Proceeds from the conference are confiscated!”

"Senior! I spent millions of spirit stones setting up the formation here, and this will only restore my blood! It was also confiscated, and I will make up for the remaining 700,000 ASEAN!"

"If you don't have the spiritual stone, you'll have to die."

The two potential husband-in-laws, who were over 100,000 years old together, were quarreling with each other, but on the surface they were dignified and decent. They flew into the clouds and landed on the stone platform together.

Li Dazhi shouted: "Close the formation!"

There was a storm outside the island, and the entrance and exit of the formation were hidden.

One hundred thousand immortal soldiers slowly fell from the sky and floated above the immortal island. They looked in all directions vigilantly. The generals here were ready to launch defensive formations.

When a fight breaks out later, the only role of these immortal soldiers is to use battle formations to delay the attack and retreat of the vicious demons.

Within the formation, Li Dazhi had already walked up to the stone sculpture covered with red cloth and started talking.

"Fellow Taoists! Let me say a few words first!

"Since the beginning of the world, this world has gone through many great eras..."

Li Ping'an in the corner couldn't help but raise his hand to his forehead.

Bad, dad started again.

…

Outside the main heaven and earth, in the void close to the thin film of heaven and earth.

Venerable Ernan sat quietly above the sun, moon and stars, with a little light shining in his eyes, and many wonderful insights flowing through his mind.

Buzz——

The faint sound of mosquitoes appeared at the side, and Taoist Mosquito appeared immediately, bowing his head and saluting the Venerable Anan.

"Your Majesty! It has been found out that Chi You's remains are at this viewing party in the East China Sea!"

Lord Ernan pondered for a few times: "You mean, there is a group of human immortals there, quietly observing... the two butts?"

"His Majesty," the dry old face of Taoist Mosquito also had a hint of smile, "That Li Dazhi made a stone sculpture, embedded Chi You's broken body in it, and put clothes on the stone sculpture. It’s not too indecent.”

"Oh? It's interesting."

Lord Ernan smiled and said:

"This lucky man has quite a lot of ideas, but this way it lacks a sense of surprise.

"What's the layout like over there?"

"There are ten multiple killing formations and trapping formations. Daluo Jinxian will be injured if he enters them," Taoist Mosquito reported. "There are many masters hidden in the periphery, and there are many auras of the ancient human race. If we just rely on these masters we have transferred, there may be some insufficient."

Lord Ernan nodded, stared at the world within the film, and said slowly:

"As many masters as you bring over, the human race will be able to produce corresponding masters. Increasing both sides at the same time will only increase the intensity of the fight and the casualties on both sides.

“Today’s matter should be a strange plan.

"Li Dazhi is a smart man. By putting up such a posture, he is clearly telling us that Chi You's demon body can be given to us, but we will have to pay a certain price.

“But Li Dazhi is not smart enough, or in other words, he has never played against me and doesn’t know my style.

"Mosquito, you will keep an eye on the deserted island later to see if there is any trace of Emperor Li Ping'an. If you find him, try to take a sip of his blood. If you can't find him, there is no need to take action. "

"yes!"

The mosquito Taoist bowed his head and accepted the order.

"Tianchan, come and attack Emperor Xuanyuan."

A vague response came from the side: "Yes."

Lord Anan raised his hand to cover the back of his neck, shook his head slightly, and there was a crackling sound all over his body. His body suddenly became taller, and his face returned from an old man to a middle-aged one.

After a while, he appeared with a golden body that was two feet tall, and his whole body seemed to be covered with a layer of gold powder.

The fierce demons lurking everywhere looked at Lord Anan with admiration in their eyes.

Lord Anan's speaking voice also became much richer:

"The killing troops move first, the angry troops move behind, the lust troops follow up, and act according to the plan. If a hit is missed, quickly evacuate the main world."

All the evil demons responded in unison. There were more than a hundred evil demons on the left and right, rushing towards the East China Sea against the thin film of heaven and earth. Behind these evil demons, streams of mana were like chains, pulling two huge mountains respectively.

It's not accurate to say it's a mountain.

Those should be fragments of ancient heaven and earth.

…

"finally!

"The iron-eating beast roared and stood up, knocking Chi You to the ground. Ying Long Shen general swept his spear across and knocked away the many demons who came to help!

"Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor stood up with a sword in his hand, and his body traced a perfect trajectory from the sky. The Xuanyuan sword in his hand held up ten thousand feet of sword energy. In an instant, these sword energy condensed into three inches in length, condensing vast power, and headed towards Chiyou. Knock it down!"

Li Dazhi's voice paused, and he looked around while making a chopping gesture.

The immortals were listening with great interest at this moment.

The few fierce demons who had sneaked in were frowning and concentrating at this moment, fearing that they would miss the details here.

Li Dazhi took a breath, made a sound in his mouth, and shouted:

"Chi You was killed by the Iron-eating Beast by the Yellow Emperor, leaving a six-inch deep wound on Chi You's head!

"Chi You was hit hard and lay there unable to move.

"Xuanyuan Huangdi frowned tightly... What a hard demon body! Although he severely injured Chi You, Chi You's demon body was too hard, and the dirty blood continuously delivered by the sea of ​​​​blood made Chi You's demon body heal crazily. This At that moment, our god Xiang Fenghou counted with his fingers, then quickly moved forward and bowed his head to report."

Li Dazhi turned around, bowed his hands in the air, and chanted a long tune:

"Your Majesty!

"Only by using the method of car splitting to separate Chi You's demonic body so that his limbs cannot touch each other and suppress them separately can we avoid this problem!"

Li Dazhi turned to look at the audience and said quickly:

"Xuanyuan Huangdi originally wanted to give Chi You a happy life. After all, this is his life and death enemy. To give respect to his opponent is to give him respect, but he didn't expect that Chi You's demonic body was protected by the sea of ​​blood and could not be completely destroyed.

"So, out of desperation, I used the method of breaking the car!

"Get the props!"

Li Dazhi said hello, and more than a dozen immortal soldiers rushed up from the side.

Some of these immortal soldiers were pretending to be Pegasus, spreading their arms and fluttering continuously, and some were pretending to be divine generals, grabbing the iconic weapons of each divine general in their hands, and quickly stretched out a scarecrow.

Li Dazhi walked forward quickly, pointed at the scarecrow and shouted:

"Come and see!

"At that time, the five gods stood in five directions and let the Pegasus tear them apart.

"Sooner than later, cracks appeared in Chi You's demonic body immediately, but how could Chi You be willing to be killed? He struggled hard and constantly adjusted the magic power to the balance of the five places, which is the lower abdomen.

"The five gods will drink loudly at the same time."

The five immortal soldiers opened their mouths: "Split it for me!"

The scarecrow was torn apart instantly!

All the immortals below breathed a sigh of relief, and a gray-haired old immortal shouted: "Yes! That's it! I saw it with my own eyes back then!"

Li Dazhi nodded slowly, pointed at the separated torso and limbs of the scarecrow, then pointed at the remaining body, and said seriously:

"So, what I want to show you today is this broken body that contains most of Chi You's magic power and demon soul!

“The most powerful ass in the world from ancient times to the present!

"Chiyou's butt!"

Li Dazhi raised his hand and pointed at the sculpture. Old Man Tianli stepped forward quickly and lifted the red cloth, revealing the kneeling stone sculpture under the red cloth!

All the immortals stood up one after another and stared at the buttocks of the stone sculpture.

But I saw that the stone sculpture was lifelike and perfectly integrated with the buttocks. It was as if the stone sculpture had come alive.

All the immortals praised him one after another.

Li Dazhi smiled and nodded, but he was really sweating.

In order to help His Majesty Xuanyuan maintain his reputation, he risked his life.

Suddenly, a young man in the audience said softly: "Has this stone sculpture moved?"

"Stop talking nonsense! Something moved somewhere!"

"His eyes!"

Old Man Tianli, who was closest to the stone sculpture, frowned slightly and turned around to take a look.

Just in time, the stone sculpture's eyes moved slowly and glanced at Tianli.