The fairy father

All eyes in the sky and on earth were attracted by the two large meteorites.

That fairy island wrapped in layers of formations.

Before Li Dazhi left, he activated all the formations here, and countless streams of light bombarded Chi You's demonic soul.

At this moment, several figures tore through the universe and arrived here.

Lord Ernan maintained his two-foot-long golden body, ignored all the attacks, and pushed Chiyou's demonic soul back into the stone sculpture.

Taoist Mosquito held up a brocade box. In the flash of golden light, the stone sculpture fell into the brocade box and was easily suppressed by Taoist Mosquito.

"Go back."

Lord Ernan said softly and turned to look to the west.

Taoist Mosquito showed hesitation on his face, but still whispered: "Honorable Sir, if they can't stop these two fragments of ancient heaven and earth, then... the karma here will probably make us irreversible, and we may be directly destroyed by the way of heaven."

"What are you afraid of?"

Lord Ernan smiled and said:

"Aren't they trying their best to stop me?

"Don't underestimate the love for the people of His Majesty the Human Emperor and the Emperor of Heaven.

"It's just a pity that the leader Daoyun is already entrenched there, so it's not easy to try to kill your majesty."

After saying this, Lord Anan turned around and left, followed closely by Taoist Mosquito, quietly escaping from the island.

Lord Anan is sneaking out of the sky with three evil demons.

The mosquito Taoist couldn't help but ask:

“But venerable sir, what if they intend to harm us?

"Mortals reproduce extremely quickly. The only thing that limits the number of mortals is food rations and other items. Even if 10% of the mortals are lost, they will be replenished quickly.

"What if they... would rather kill or injure these mortals than let us be bombarded by God's punishment? What should we do?"

"Mosquito, you don't understand creatures like humans."

Lord Ernan dispersed his two-foot-long golden body, returned to his gentle and old-fashioned appearance, and hid behind the clouds with his hands behind his back.

He said slowly:

"They have a hypocritical impulse to protect others at all costs. In the final analysis, it is because the mortals themselves are so weak that some of them must think about how to sacrifice themselves and protect each other.

"Xuanyuan Huangdi was originally a great black turtle from ancient times. After he was reincarnated as a human, he was also infected by the atmosphere of the human race.

"So, at this time, you only need to consider how to create troubles for them that cannot be solved immediately. Don't worry that they will give up on all living beings."

Taoist Mosquito frowned and asked, "What if, if they really can't solve these troubles, then we..."

"For a creature like me whose hands are stained with the blood of countless creatures, reincarnation is actually a good idea."

Venerable Ernan said with a smile:

"There is a secret place in the sea of ​​blood, where our souls can be reincarnated without causing too much karma for the master's twelve-grade golden lotus. By spending some incense and merit, we can escape the punishment of heaven.

"What are you afraid of mosquitoes? There are many escape routes."

"Yes, sir, don't be surprised. I'm just a little melancholy."

Taoist Mosquito lowered his head and responded, with a look of helplessness in his eyes.

Taoist Mosquito knew that the seemingly amiable Taoist in front of him was actually a madman.

That's right, it's been like this since ancient times.

They were sneaking through the void when they suddenly felt something, and several black flames appeared around them.

The expressions of Master Mosquito and the other two evil demons changed drastically.

As the flames were about to burn their bodies, the phantom of the twelve-grade golden lotus appeared above their heads, suppressing all the flames.

"Where does the karma come from..."

Lord Ernan raised his eyebrows slightly and murmured:

"My mistake was to forget that Li Ping'an, the quasi-celestial emperor, is already able to distribute karma and merit to others.

"But Master's golden lotus won't be full for a while.

"This Emperor of Heaven really cannot be underestimated... Let's go back and continue fighting against Chi You."

…

at the same time.

On the white clouds above Dongzhou, streaks of colorful rays of light slid down from the sky and entered the bodies of many living beings who participated in intercepting the meteorite.

A bunch of the greatest merit flew to the depths of the south side of the East China Sea, naturally looking for the leader of Tongtian.

The same situation exists in the southern part of Xizhou. The two greatest heavenly virtues there are naturally given to Empress Nuwa and the Queen Mother of the West.

Among the merits in Dongzhou, the ones who gained the most were Huanglong Zhenren and Li Ping'an themselves, followed by Guiling Shengsheng, Xuanyuan Huangdi, Qingsu and others.

The distribution of heavenly merits this time is based on the rules set by Li Ping'an based on the gains from the last Northern Witch incident.

Therefore, when Li Ping'an gained merit and looked at the Lingxiao Palace at the Lingtai again, he was a little surprised to find...

The merit pool has been filled!

Good guy, Heaven directly invested 20% of the total merit this time into the Lingxiao Palace!

After such a detailed calculation, Li Ping'an himself did not lose anything, and could even earn an extra amount of merit.

On the Western side, the Twelve-Rank Golden Lotus suffered another serious blow.

The merits sent down by heaven this time are not many. In the same way, the karma dropped on those evil spirits is also the same amount, and it will naturally be borne by the twelve-grade Golden Lotus.

‘I don’t know what the limit of this innate treasure is. ’

Just as Li Ping'an was thinking this, several streaks of light fell from the side.

Li Dazhi muttered "It's a big loss this time" and "The blood loss is hundreds of thousands of spiritual stones", and moved forward with Old Man Tianli.

Qingsu had already bandaged Gui Ling's wound, and tied a bow on Gui Lingling's palm with a strip of white silk.

"How are you, Ping An? Are you hurt?"

"It's okay," Li Ping'an asked, "Are there many casualties on the East China Sea side?"

"There were no casualties, no conflicts."

Li Dazhi cursed:

“This group of vicious demons have learned to be smart. They don’t steal if they can, and they don’t show up at all!

"The Golden Immortal master who just went back to check reported that Chi You's broken body has been stolen, and the Immortal soldiers stationed outside did not feel anything.

"Damn it, these ferocious demons are really not toys. They just use this move to smash two pieces of heaven and earth into a mortal! My blood pressure is so high!"

Old Man Tianli also said angrily: "Damn it! I really want to go to Lingshan to fight with them!"

"Senior, don't worry," Li Ping'an sighed.

He had regained his strength and stood up to look down.

The Human Emperor's ministers have returned to the secret realm of Xuanyuan Palace and are ready to rush to Xizhou at any time.

It stands to reason that Huangdi Xuanyuan would come over to complain, but today, Huangdi Xuanyuan also left in a hurry, seemingly to inspect the southern part of Xizhou.

Li Pingan was in a rather unhappy mood.

This feeling of someone throwing a brick at you and you not being able to fight back made him feel a little unhappy.

But he was really not very good at teasing people, so he said directly:

"Dad, think of a way to see if you can get Westerners to teach you. If they continue to do it so unscrupulously, I'm afraid it will get worse in the future."

"Okay, let me think about it."

Li Dazhi scolded:

"At least let them shed some blood! Replace the spiritual stones lost this time for me!"

Old Man Tianli poured a basin of cold water on the side and frowned: "Excuse me, if the Western religion is so easy to deal with, will our human race be delayed for so long?"

While speaking, Fenghou brought several senior officials from the human race forward to pay homage.

Upon seeing this, Li Ping'an raised his hands and moved forward.

Several senior ministers of the Human Emperor performed the courtesy of subordinates, and Li Ping'an performed the courtesy of juniors, and they worshiped each other for a while.

Feng Hou said seriously: "Can the Emperor of Heaven lend me a step to speak?"

"Why not?" Li Ping'an raised his hand in invitation.

Feng Hou drove the clouds and took Li Ping'an a hundred miles away, arranged several layers of Taoist rhymes, and set up a Bagua tray.

"The merits of heaven are really a good thing."

The wind queen praised:

“Although there is a risk of being counter-controlled by Heaven if you use too much Heaven’s merit to improve yourself, using Heaven’s merit to improve the quality of your spiritual treasure is quite effective.

"Ping An, you should be on the right path now. The way of heaven is becoming more and more stable."

Li Ping'an asked: "Does Mr. Feng have anything to tell you?"

"Well," Feng Hou sighed, "Your Majesty is sad right now, and I don't know how to persuade him."

Li Ping'an said: "There has been some trouble lately, so I don't blame His Majesty for being depressed."

"It's not quite the same yet. The human race has been in trouble for 70,000 to 80,000 years."

Fenghou slowly exhaled:

"Recently, we have seen the dawn, and this dawn comes from you and your son. The human race is much smoother than before.

"Previously, His Majesty had been working hard to maintain it, and sometimes we even had to make false claims in order to make the demon clan and the Western Cult use rat-proof weapons.

“Xizhou Front, why can’t we retreat?

"A large part of the reason is that I am afraid that the other party will attack... You should have realized recently that the truly difficult disciples of the leader of the Western Sect have appeared. What happened today, and the theft of Chi You's demonic body a few days ago, should be It came from his hand.”

Li Ping'an asked: "Master Ernan?"

"Yes, that's him. It's extremely difficult to attract the second disciple. He has made us suffer countless losses in ancient times."

The wind queen sighed:

“We’re not going to talk about this person today.

"Your Majesty, if you have time, go and walk around, chat with His Majesty, and relax.

"You are the quasi-Celestial Emperor, and His Majesty will think carefully about what you say."

Li Ping'an asked in confusion: "What exactly happened?"

At that moment, Feng Hou briefly talked about the hexagrams he had measured in the past few days, as well as the fact that Xuanyuan Huangdi encountered obstacles when he went to explain the religion.

"Your Majesty seems to have had a big quarrel with Guang Chengzi."

Fenghou shook her head helplessly and said seriously:

"I don't know the specific reason why they are quarreling. It's probably just to explain whether the religion can support the human race."

Li Ping'an asked: "Chanjiao clearly rejected it?"

"I don't know. His Majesty didn't say much when he came back. He just asked to postpone the deployment of troops."

Fenghou raised her hand and patted Li Pingan's arm, and continued:

"Your Majesty is now anxious to destroy the ancient demon in the Western Continent. The biggest reason is to create a truly prosperous age, where there are no hidden worries or worries, and a prosperous age where the human race can develop stably.

“Not only is it paving the way for heaven, but it is also fulfilling His Majesty’s long-cherished wish.

"His Majesty said...his era has been too long, and it is time for a new era to come. He wants to go to the Fire Dragon Cave."

Li Ping'an nodded slightly and said seriously: "I will take care of everything here and then go to Xuanyuan Palace to visit."

"Well, I'll help you."

Fenghou bowed her head and cupped her hands.

Li Ping'an hurriedly said: "Feng Xiang is very polite."

When Fenghou left, he looked very worried.

Li Dazhi put his hands in his sleeves and floated next to Li Ping'an. The father and son murmured a few words, apparently discussing how to set a trap for the Westerners.

"We are too passive now."

Li Dazhi whispered:

"I actually had a vague idea before... Ping An, you said, let's make a ranking list of major education karma, what do you think?"

Li Ping'an leaned back: "What list?"

"Let Heavenly Dao count the karma, merit, and incense of the three Taoist sects and the Western sect, and then draw up a list and publish it."

Li Dazhi muttered:

“If we want to engage in Western religion, we must have a starting point and a reason.

"No matter what, let's make a list first to increase the influence of Tiandao, put some pressure on Western religions, and then plan backward."

Li Ping'an pondered for a few times and asked: "Dad, are you sure that in this list, Jie Jiao won't be the last one?"

"The last Jie Jiao is the last one. Who asked Jie Jiao to have thousands of immortals come to court?"

Li Dazhi said seriously:

“There’s a saying here.

"In this way, I will draw up a charter for you. You can go do your business first. We will discuss it in detail when you come back.

“After this list is published, won’t we have a little more room for maneuver?

"Western religion must have weaknesses. The Twelve-grade Golden Lotus can only suppress karma, but it cannot make it disappear out of thin air.

"Taking a step back, as long as this thing is done, won't we be able to stand on the high ground of public opinion and point out Western teachings?"

Li Ping'an gave a thumbs up: "Come on, I'll go comfort His Majesty Huangdi. He had a quarrel with Chanjiao."

"Okay, bring some wine."

Li Dazhi took out two small jars of good wine from his sleeves and said seriously:

"Your Majesty is indeed under a lot of pressure. You must also learn to listen to me."

"Okay," Li Ping'an took the good wine from his father and turned to look aside.

Master Huanglong and Holy Mother Guiling will of course accompany him. They are the representatives of the two religions in heaven. Qingsu also has to protect his disciple personally and transfer a lot of spiritual power to his disciple when necessary.

So the four of them walked together again and drove across Yunnan.

Li Dazhi looked at his son's background with a little emotion in his eyes.

"It's great. Ping An has so many friends now."

Old Man Tianli frowned and said, "That's powerful! My friend! Those two are each at least a million years older than me!"

"Hi, senior, aren't you still a young man in the world?"

Li Dazhi narrowed his eyes slightly and whispered:

"What we are saying is that young people like Ping An, and the Emperor of China with an innocent heart like His Majesty Xuanyuan, never think of those insidious ideas."

"Um?"

Old man Tianli wondered:

"What are you thinking about? Didn't I just hear you say that you want to do some heavenly merit, karma, and incense list?

"Hurry up and tell me, I hate Western religion."

"It's nothing."

Li Dazhi shook his head, looked around, and asked slowly: "Senior, can you help me learn the teachings of this Western religion? The more complete the better."

Old Man Tianli frowned and said: "That thing is not a good thing, what are you doing here?"

Li Dazhi muttered: "It has a magical effect, go and get it! The old man talks a lot!"

"Hey I will!"

"Hey! If you scare me, I'll lose all my ideas."

"Okay, okay, okay!"

Old man Tianli suppressed his anger:

"What else is there about Western teachings? I've told you all, and I'll get it for you."

"No, this is just a small plan. Let's see if we can give them some Western education."

Li Dazhi sneered:

“What is really of great use is the list that Tiandao pulls later.

"In a few days, I will let you know, senior, what it means to be a good fighter without great achievements! Then don't forget to call Da Zhi Taoist Brother, which can also be used to express your respect for me!"

"screw you!"

Old Man Tianli flew towards him with a kick, and Li Dazhi let out an "ouch" and flew into the air, crashing down towards the East China Sea.

"Looking at you makes me angry!"

…

Half a day later.

There was a family banquet in Xuanyuan Palace.

Huangdi Xuanyuan and his wife Leizu, who rarely appeared, received Li Ping'an and his party.

After three rounds of wine and five tastes of food, because there were too many people here, Li Ping'an had no chance to chat with Emperor Xuanyuan Huang. They were all chatting about major human affairs and the development of heaven.

After the main banquet, Leizu invited Gui Lingling and Qingsu to enjoy the scenery in Xuanyuan Palace;

Xuanyuan Huangdi took Li Ping'an to the empty Chaohui Hall and drank with him on the steps.

"Feng asked you to persuade me?"

Li Ping'an responded honestly and took out the good wine given by his father as a backup drink later.

"The Prime Minister is worried about Your Majesty."

"Worried about what I will do, I'm just a little frustrated."

Xuanyuan Huangdi took a drink and murmured:

"I feel like you have evil intentions. Do you want to see me cry? Don't think blindly. I am the pillar of the human race, the famous Xuanyuan Huangdi."

Li Ping'an smiled and said: "Then let's continue drinking. No one is allowed to use immortal power to relieve the hangover."

"I am Daluo Jinxian!"

"I'm actually a little depressed," Li Ping'an said, "I want to get drunk and it's safe here."

"Okay! Just get drunk today! Who cares about the monsters!"

Xuanyuan Huangdi suddenly became so proud that he opened two jars of wine and poured it down.

Li Ping'an followed suit.

But having said that, using the power of heaven to relieve alcoholism is not a broken promise.