The fairy father

Chapter 2 of Chaoge: Crazy Donghuang

Saving Donghuang Taiyi can actually be regarded as a tacit agreement reached between Li Pingan and the Chaos Bell.

Li Pingan needs three steps to pull Donghuang Taiyi out of the Conferred God.

Open the refrigerator... cough, no.

The first step is to use the Chaos Bell to find the time point of Donghuang Taiyi's reincarnation, and use the void inside the Chaos Bell to cultivate a soul at that time.

The second step is to extract the memory of Donghuang Taiyi's growth to the present, and carefully erase the content related to practice, heaven, transcendence, and Donghuang Taiyi in these memories, which is equivalent to creating a personality and injecting it into this soul.

The third step is to replace Donghuang Taiyi's soul with this soul without interfering with the Avenue of Time.

During this period, Di Xin only needs to sleep, and after waking up, he will have a personality similar to Donghuang Taiyi, with complete memories from childhood to adulthood in his mind, and everything is coherent. He just forgot some things.

And Donghuang Taiyi's soul will be sent to the reincarnation disk, reincarnated with memories, sent to the heavenly world for retirement, and reunited with the nine-tailed fox.

There is also a question here.

What should we do with Su Daji?

At that time, in order to restrain the Donghuang Taiyi card used by the transcendent, Li Pingan used the residual soul of the nine-tailed fox to create a Su Daji. Su Daji did not need to be possessed, she was Su Daji.

As a result...

He really did not expect that things would develop to the current point.

Li Pingan thought carefully and decided that since he was helping someone, he would help to the end.

He could not let the nine-tailed fox Zhichu continue to pretend to be Su Daji, and then Donghuang Taiyi was cuckolded by Di Xin, who was transformed from Donghuang Taiyi himself...

"The bull-headed man will not die well."

Li Pingan muttered.

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt something in his heart and looked up at the space.

A layer of golden light spread above his head. Before he could understand the meaning of this golden light, thousands of thunders suddenly erupted from the ground ten miles below.

In Chaoge City, thousands of men and women were struck by thunder before they had time to react, and their souls floated out of their bodies one by one.

Something is wrong!

Li Pingan hurriedly said, "Stop!"

The golden light stopped immediately, then rolled back towards him, and turned into a light golden decree from his head.

It reads 'The Bull-Headed Man Must Die a Bad Death'.

There are several lines of notes at the back.

Heavenly Dao Analysis:

The meaning of [Bull-Headed Man] in the mouth of the Taoist master is a third party who interferes with normal marriages, and can be selected according to the marriage avenue.

[Ah] is a meaningless tone word.

[Not a good death] is interpreted as not being able to have a good end, ending his life in advance, and retaining his right to enter the underworld reincarnation.

Applicable scope: all living beings.

Li Pingan: ...

Ah this? Words come true?

Li Pingan thought for a while, and said slowly: "Heavenly Dao listens to the order, abolish the decree just now, and execute the decree. Only when I say and write the four words 'Transmit my Dao's decree', the order I issued can be executed."

The golden decree shook slightly, and then slowly dissipated.

Li Pingan blinked, this thing is quite interesting.

He looked down at the thousands of people who were suddenly killed in Chaoge City, curled his lips slightly, and waved his hand to send their souls to reincarnation.

This can't be blamed on him.

First, he didn't expect that he could now speak and act accordingly, and second, he didn't expect that the minotaur thing was so frequent. After all, although Nanzhou was in the Shang Dynasty stage, the secular world of Nanzhou itself had developed for many years.

A little bit of guilt.

Li Pingan continued to operate Donghuang Taiyi's affairs. He was actually quite curious about what Donghuang Taiyi said.

It can't be a drunken life and a pleasure-seeking, right?

He thought about it for a while. Although he didn't really want to pry into other people's privacy, he still clicked on a cloud mirror and stared at Donghuang Taiyi's actions.

By the way, Li Pingan made a cloud bed and leaned on it comfortably.

After not worrying about whether the world would be destroyed, Li Pingan found that his life could fully reach the level of enjoyment and comfort of the Dragon King of Dragon Palace.

Tsk, forget it, that would be too corrupt.

As soon as he lay down, a picture not suitable for children appeared in the cloud mirror.

It was not that Donghuang Taiyi really went to do something ridiculous.

It was in the hall in the corner of the palace. Donghuang Taiyi Dixin sat on a high platform, looking down at the men and women dressed in sacrificial costumes, watching them perform a strange sacrificial ceremony.

The bodies of the men and women were almost overlapping, and they explained...

"Your Majesty, this is the division of yin and yang, covering the earth with the sky."

"Okay," Donghuang Taiyi seemed to be in a good mood, "Continue! Today, I will see you summon the gods of heaven. As long as you can succeed, I will let you preside over this year's ancestral worship ceremony!"

The expressions of these men and women changed slightly.

They had not yet felt the king's murderous intent. At this moment, they looked at each other for a few times, so they worked harder.

There was a pair of slightly younger male and female priests, whose bodies were almost completely overlapping.

This kind of scene... When Li Ping'an was a child watching TV, his parents would immediately change the channel.

Li Ping'an thought about it for a while and understood what Donghuang Taiyi was going to do.

This guy probably wanted to violently change all the things he was most dissatisfied with before leaving Chaoge City.

Li Pingan laughed dumbly.

Actually, this is really unnecessary.

Donghuang Taiyi can get rid of these priests, but the group of priests inherited by the Shang Kingdom from the Great Xia Dynasty will not disappear.

Even if Chaoge City suspended human sacrifice, the Shang people still had human sacrifice and human sacrifice throughout the Shang Kingdom.

To change this phenomenon, it is necessary to fundamentally change the sacrificial culture of the Shang Dynasty, change the beliefs of the Shang people, and their concept of heaven and earth.

This is the only way to cure the root cause.

As they were talking, the two male and female priests seemed to have reached the peak of happiness. The male priest pretended to roll his eyes and twitched, and fell from the sacrificial platform, foaming at the mouth, and shaking his hands and feet.

The female priest pushed her body up hard, as if she was about to take off, showing a good waist muscle strength.

Then, the priest sat up straight, staring at Donghuang Taiyi with a pair of white eyes, and whimpering in her mouth.

The old priest on the side shouted: "My king! The ancestor is back!"

Li Ping'an's evaluation of this is that it is actually okay.

The whole sacrificial process used a little bit of fertility worship, but not much.

Donghuang Taiyi was much simpler. He waved to the side, and two guards stepped forward quickly, holding a longbow and quiver.

Donghuang bent his bow and drew an arrow.

"My king!"

Whoosh!

The bowstring vibrated, the sharp arrow broke through the air, and the female priest's shoulder was pierced by the sharp arrow, and her body fell from the altar.

"Ancestor? God?"

Donghuang Taiyi said calmly:

"Don't gods have divine power to protect themselves? Don't ancestors have divine power to protect them? Why are they so vulnerable?

"Whose god is this, whose ancestor is this?"

The priests knelt down in a hurry.

Donghuang Taiyi threw down his longbow and snorted coldly: "Come on, pull them all down and throw them into the snake pool! Whoever mentions the need for human sacrifice in the ceremony in the future will end up like this! "

A group of guards knelt on one knee to receive the order.

Donghuang Taiyi was in a good mood, with a slight smile on his face. Then he walked out of the palace with his hands behind his back, got on the long-awaited exotic beast carriage, and rushed to the next location.

He went to see Daji. Because he knew that this was the nine-tailed fox Zhichu, he didn't say anything polite. He chatted with her for a while and told her that he would soon rebuild and go to heaven to retire.

Zhichu was overjoyed, and then began to worry about how to deal with his reincarnation.

"It doesn't matter," Donghuang said with a smile, "Li Ping'an's personality is like his father, he will definitely arrange it properly."

Zhichu agreed with a smile, and just when she wanted to come over and hold Donghuang's arm, she remembered that she was just a child's body.

"Then, Zhichu will wait for you."

"Yeah, good boy, I'll go outside the palace. "

Donghuang Taiyi patted Su Daji's head, drank a few sips of tea, and rode the chariot to the special "slaughter market" near the palace.

There are not many guests here, and no business is done to the outside world.

Only those Shang people or spiritual Shang people who come to Chaoge City for the first time will come here for a "pilgrimage" and then sigh a few times that "Da Shang will be immortal."

There are cages here.

In the cages are human-shaped livestock.

Most of them are skinny, their hands and feet are bound, and they are fed rice milk every day to maintain their lives.

Here Among these human sacrifices, there are also some men and women who live in separate cages and wear gorgeous clothes. These people are tribal leaders and rebellious princes captured in wars in various places.

They will be provided with basic food and occasionally go out under the supervision of soldiers.

They are high-level human sacrifices.

The rule of merchants is that the more noble the human sacrifice is, the higher its value will be. After it is sent to heaven as a slave, the gods and ancestors will be happier.

Because the sacrificial ceremony after Emperor Xin ascended the throne directly banned human sacrifices, these cages here are already overcrowded.

Most of the butchers who specialized in slaughtering human animals were idle.

They were thinking whether they should switch to slaughtering pigs and cattle with their good skills, otherwise they would eventually go hungry if they continued in this trend.

Donghuang Taiyi's carriage, with a large group of soldiers and horses, appeared at the end of the street.

A fast horse came forward and shouted "The King has arrived", and the idle butchers shivered a few times and knelt down on the street.

Donghuang Taiyi sat on the carriage, wearing the crown of the King of Shang, and his eyes swept over the human sacrifices everywhere.

He frowned slightly and thought. Dealing with it.

Donghuang Taiyi wanted to abolish the human sacrifice in Nanzhou before he left, and also severely destroy this "custom".

He didn't know what Emperor Xin would be like later;

But Donghuang Taiyi had heard his adoptive father tell the story of the Romance of the Gods, and he also knew what the script was set by his adoptive father. Even if Li Ping'an was in charge of the way of heaven now, the whole development trend might not change.

'Before I go to retire, I'll help you. '

'Nanzhou was protected by the Juetian formation, and it should have been peaceful and happy. How could it be expected that the creatures killed each other, and there was such a human sacrifice. '

"Come here!"

A group of royal guards rushed forward.

Donghuang Taiyi said: "All human sacrifices will be turned into slaves, all butchers will be beheaded, and this place will be burned down for me!"

"Here! "

The soldiers who were loyal to the king shouted at the same time, and then rushed forward and broke into the place.

The whole street of human sacrifices was in chaos!

The butchers shouted:

"King! King, what have we done wrong, King!"

"Please spare our lives!"

"We are doing our duty! We have not made any mistakes! Why are you punishing us, King!"

Donghuang Taiyi watched the scene expressionlessly.

He knew in his heart that for these butchers, killing is just a craft, dissecting is just a skill, and how to pick off various parts of a person and put them in a clay pot is their specialty.

There is even a saying here that if you don't demolish a thousand people, you won't be called a master.

What Donghuang Taiyi wants is the end of this craft.

He waved his hand, and one by one the butchers were dragged to the execution platform. The soldiers pressed down, drew their swords, and chopped to death.

Hot blood flowed from the ground.

Donghuang Taiyi held the corner of his eyes with his left index finger, his eyes a little more thoughtful.

It seems that in the eyes of the people around him, he has become a tyrant?

Forget it, don’t worry about it.

Donghuangtai said: "Send these human animals to the slave market, follow the king's orders, and provide rations. As long as I am here in Chaoge City, no human sacrifices are allowed."

A group of soldiers saluted at the same time.

Then, Donghuang Taiyi looked at the figures in brocade clothes in the cage and added:

"Except these people, kill them all. Living is a waste of food."

A group of soldiers charged forward with swords in hand. The expressions of those high-ranking warriors changed drastically, and they shouted in panic.

Donghuang Taiyi raised his eyebrows slightly.

Refreshed.

He stretched and murmured: "I know you can hear it. Although I can't solve the fundamental problem by doing this, I can do less of this kind of thing."

Then, Donghuang Taiyi heard a bell ringing.

Li Ping'an's three-step plan was completed at this moment.

——In fact, this really took a lot of effort from Li Ping'an and Chaos Zhong Ling.

Li Ping'an sent a message and warned: "First send my clone back to Xiqi, saying that he is seriously ill and is going to die. I haven't left much about Ji Dan in the memory of Xin Emperor Xin. It's best not to have too many things between them." intersection.”

Donghuang Taiyi nodded without leaving any trace, and received a few warnings from someone, and then looked at the commotion in the Slaughter Block with a smile.

"Shout the Chaos Bell when you come back."

Li Pingan explained:

"Don't worry about other things. What you did has already made all the ministers panic.

"I haven't figured out how to arrange the Shang Kingdom yet. Most of the merchants in various places are ruthless, but the rule of the entire Great Shang is quite stable."

Dong Huangtai nodded.

Anyway, his mood has improved, and as for the thunder and rain after he left, it has nothing to do with him.

"Don't tell Zhichu some things."

"Do you mean?"

"Well... the summer when I was seventeen... something like that."

Li Ping'an on the cloud sneered, and planned to publish a 18-ban publication in Dongzhou, using a realistic style of painting instead of a comic style, and the protagonist was Di Xin of that year.

A joke, a joke.

After all, he is already a righteous person, so he must be promoting the lowest level of the three realms.

Li Dazhi still can't adapt to his current identity change.

It's not that his identity has become more precious.

Instead, after receiving some of the memories given by Old Man Wanri, he felt inexplicably as if he had gone through a long period of time and completed his current obsession.

He is no longer pure;

It's like a different person.

Li Dazhi sighed, looking at the female members of the Li family who were busy everywhere, feeling a little relieved.

Li Ping'an asked them to go back to heaven, and the family banquet would be held back in heaven.

Li Dazhi's residence had previously been moved to the side of Tushita Palace, but now it has disturbed Laojun's peace a little.

'The Western Sect,' Li Dazhi frowned and thought, 'the two saints of the Western Sect have been sucked away, and a large number of masters seem to have been taken away, but Ping An said that Maitreya and his ilk seem to be still there, how dare he return to Lingshan? Now that the law of heaven is under Ping An's control, what kind of trouble can these guys make? ’

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that there was something wrong with Western teaching.

"Madam, madam!"

Xiao Yue floated over in the clouds with two volumes of jade slip account books: "Husband, what's the matter?"

Li Dazhi said: "You guys should be busy first. I'll go out to find Dapeng. I'll be back in an hour."

Xiao Yue said hurriedly: "Although my husband has become a golden immortal, his cultivation level is not too high. Please put your own safety first."

"It's okay, don't worry, we can all walk sideways between heaven and earth."

Li Dazhi waved his hand nonchalantly, then summoned the roc with a voice, rode the bird with his hands behind his back, and flew towards Lingshan Mountain.

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