The fairy is fierce
Chapter 88: Poking the dumpling...
In the place where the sect practices cultivation, most of the disciples live in seclusion, and the area around the mansion is very quiet.
Behind Shangguan Lingye's residence, there is a stone chamber specially built for meditation and retreat. The principle is the same as Wu Qingwan's practice cave, but the scale is much larger.
The large stone chamber is built underground and is made of black jade. It is surrounded by hot springs and has a five-color lotus platform in the center. There is a skylight directly above the lotus platform, where you can watch the sun and moon flow and absorb the essence of heaven and earth.
The spiritual energy on the lotus platform was very strong and had already atomized. Zuo Lingquan was wearing a black robe and sitting upright, refining the spiritual energy according to the method. He could clearly see the path of the mist flowing towards his body.
Tread
After sitting cross-legged and hiding for who knows how long, there was the sound of footsteps at the entrance of the stone room.
Zuo Lingquan noticed something, calmed down and opened his eyes, only to see Tang Jingxuan walking down the stone stairs slowly.
As the saying goes, "A little farewell is better than a wedding." Zuo Lingquan was so happy that he got up and crossed the hot spring river, landed at the bottom of the stone stairs, and said:
"Xunxun, why are you..."
Before he finished speaking, there was another meal.
Zuo Lingquan raised his eyes and saw 'Jing Xun' in front of him. His figure was round and plump, the same as before, but his expression was very serious. His eyes were like two sharp blades, staring at him coldly. ? !
Although there are subtle differences in feelings, Jingxun can show this abnormal look and temperament, and he knows what is going on without even thinking about it.
Zuo Lingquan's figure stiffened slightly, he quickly raised his hand and bowed politely:
"Senior Shangguan, why are you here?"
Shangguan Lingye walked down the steps pretending to be Tang Jingxun. When he saw Zuo Lingquan's expression, the suspicion in his heart subsided a little. This reaction was not like the one he had when he saw his mistress. It seemed that he and his ancestor were not Taoist companions. …
Shangguan Lingye followed his master's example and looked at people with his chin. He walked up to Zuo Lingquan and did not stop. Instead, he circled Zuo Lingquan with a sense of scrutiny and said coldly:
"Do you still remember what I said to you last time?"
"Um?"
Zuo Lingquan was a little confused and didn't understand why his ancestor talked about this. He slightly spread his hands:
"What did senior say last time?"
How did Shangguan Lingye know? She just came here to talk. She narrowed her eyes slightly, looking slightly dissatisfied:
"Think for yourself."
Zuo Lingquan was confused and thought about it carefully:
"The last thing senior said last time was, 'Where do I want to go, I need your permission?', and I didn't stop senior."
Shangguan Lingye didn't understand the meaning of this sentence and continued:
"The previous sentence."
"The last sentence was, 'Don't you want me to come over and teach me a lesson?', I didn't want to teach senior, but when Jingxun and I were doing that, you kept coming over and felt it was a bit inappropriate, so I wanted to discuss it with you. Down."
Shangguan Lingye heard this and understood the meaning a little bit. It must be that when Zuo Lingquan and Tang Jingxuan were making love, the master kept coming to interrupt them, so the two of them were very annoyed.
But why did the ancestor come to interrupt when the two were making out?
Shangguan Lingye thought for a moment, nodded slightly, and continued to ask:
"Do you know why I came here?"
How do I know why you came here? I still want to ask you...
Zuo Lingquan was a little confused. He thought about the past few times when his ancestors came here, and said uncertainly:
"Hmm...did senior feel it when Jingxun and I were making out, so he kept coming to stop me and not let me touch Jingxun?"
"..."
Shangguan Lingye was at a loss and couldn't figure out whether this meant 'the ancestor can see it from thousands of miles away' or 'can feel it'.
According to normal circumstances, the former is more likely; but the ancestor can choose not to watch, so why come here to beat the mandarin ducks...
After Shangguan Lingye circled Zuo Lingquan twice, he said coldly:
"Humph, do you still remember what you did to me?"? ? ?
Zuo Lingquan frowned and said to him inexplicably:
"What can I do to senior? Senior always torments me. Even if I want to do something, I don't have the ability. Well... what does senior mean?"
Shangguan Lingye observed Zuo Lingquan's expression, and it didn't look like he was faking it. He seemed to be really innocent with his master and had no emotional entanglements.
However, I still can’t explain why the ancestor disturbed Zuo Lingquan’s sexual intercourse. It couldn’t be because of Tang Jingxun’s jealousy...
Shangguan Lingye thought about it secretly, and before he could figure out the reason, he heard from outside the patio above:
"Ling Quan, are you down there?"
Wu Qingwan's voice.
Shangguan Lingye froze, secretly thinking something was wrong, turned around and wanted to leave.
Zuo Lingquan also wanted the ancestor in front of him to go back quickly. When he heard Wanwan coming to the rescue, he quickly responded:
"I'm down there."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw 'Old Ancestor Shangguan' turning around and walking towards the exit, walking very fast. ? ?
This was the first time Zuo Lingquan saw his ancestor leaving with his legs. He quickly raised his hand to block the way and asked:
"Senior, what are you doing?"
Shangguan Lingye paused and acted calmly:
"what you do?"
Zuo Lingquan didn't move his hand and asked: "Where are you going, senior?"
Shangguan Lingye heard the footsteps approaching, secretly worried, and said calmly:
"I have something else to do, so I won't disturb you anymore."
After saying that, I wanted to leave again.
Zuo Lingquan was confused, opened his arms to block the way, and said seriously:
"Senior, if you want to leave, you can just leave. Why did you take Jing Xun's body with you? If you don't explain it, I'm really worried."
"..."
Shangguan Lingye realized that she seemed to have miscalculated. She had never seen how the master left Tang Jingxun's body, so how could she get away?
Tap tap tap
With just two sentences, Wu Qingwan walked down the stone stairs.
Looking up, she saw a man and a woman standing at the bottom of the stairs. Wu Qingwan was stunned and stopped immediately:
"Jingxun, you are here too. It seems that I came at the wrong time... huh?"
Speaking of this, Wu Qingwan felt something was wrong. When she had just cleaned up the house and came here, she saw Tang Jingxun training Tuanzi. How did she get here in the blink of an eye?
Wu Qingwan's soft face was full of doubts. She looked back and looked at 'Tang Jingxun' again, wanting to say something but stopping.
Zuo Lingquan felt strange just now. Seeing Wanwan's actions, he naturally became suspicious.
He lowered his head and carefully looked at the charming little wine girl in front of him, and found that something was wrong.
For example, when breathing, the arc of the lapels did not look natural, a bit like fake.
Zuo Lingquan frowned slightly and poked the bulging collar with his fingers. Sure enough, it felt very firm, as if it was relying on its own true energy to stabilize its shape. It was very elastic when pressed, but not soft...
Shangguan Lingye was anxiously thinking about how to resolve the current situation. Suddenly, his collar was poked, and his eyes were full of surprise. ! !
Shangguan Lingye had lived for nearly a hundred years, but this was the first time she was touched by a man like this. She felt like she was electrocuted, and an indescribable feeling hit her mind.
A crisp sound appeared in the stone chamber.
She raised her hand and knocked off Zuo Lingquan's restless right hand, stepped back half a step, and said in a deep voice:
"You are so presumptuous!"
The voice was calm and majestic, showing the majesty of the imperial concubine to the fullest, and her voice naturally returned to normal.
Zuo Lingquan staggered and also took a half step back, his eyes were more surprised than Shangguan Lingye:
"You... Senior Lingye?"
Wu Qingwan didn't dare to speak, just stared blankly.
Shangguan Lingye saw that she couldn't pretend anymore, so she stopped pretending. She quickly changed her skirt and body shape, and soon returned to the appearance of a noble lady in the palace; she folded her hands on her waist, without changing her expression, and explained:
"You know that I was sent to the deep palace by the ancestor for eighty years. I have never seen the ancestor, so I want to inquire about the ancestor's situation. You should understand that I have resorted to this desperate measure."
How should I understand this?
Zuo Lingquan had a strange expression and didn't know what to say.
It was fine for the ancestor to occupy Jingxun's body to scare him, but now the imperial concubine also pretended to be Jingxun to scare him.
In the past, when he was intimate with Jingxun, he had to confirm that Jingxun's body was not the ancestor before he dared to say anything; now, he had to verify the true body first to confirm whether the body was Jingxun himself.
How come he was being intimate with his wife, and it was like defusing a bomb?
However, Zuo Lingquan did know Shangguan Lingye's experience, and he could understand Shangguan Lingye's motives.
Zuo Lingquan was silent for a while, and thought about it and decided to forget it, and bowed seriously:
"Well... I understand. The old ancestor and I don't have much contact, and every time he comes, he helps me out; as for the rest, I have just told the queen, that's it."
Shangguan Lingye behaved gracefully and noble, as if nothing had happened just now, but how could there be no waves in his heart, and he wanted to dig a hole in the ground and crawl into it.
After finding a random excuse to evade the matter, Shangguan Lingye felt that it was not appropriate to stay here for a long time, and nodded:
"It's good to understand. Practice seriously, and I will practice with you tomorrow. Goodbye first."
After that, his figure flashed and disappeared without a trace, without even giving time to say goodbye. ——
After Shangguan Lingye left, the stone room became quiet.
Zuo Lingquan hadn't figured out the situation yet, and he looked up at the patio, watching the young lady leave.
Wu Qingwan walked down the stone steps, still not understanding what had happened. With a bit of suspicion on her face, she walked up to Zuo Lingquan and asked softly:
"Lingquan, what did you do just now?"
"I don't know either. I don't know how the Concubine Dowager came here in the form of Jingxun."
"You..."
Wu Qingwan saw clearly just now that Zuo Lingquan raised his finger and pressed on the collar of 'Tang Jingxun', leaving a small dimple. If that was the Concubine Dowager of Dayan...
Oh my God...
Even though Wu Qingwan was a quiet person, she was a little frightened and looked at Zuo Lingquan's right hand:
"You just touched her chest, is it okay?"
"What do you mean by touching her chest?" Zuo Lingquan shook his head and said, "I just felt a little weird, so I tried it with my hand. How could I know that Jingxun was the Concubine Dowager?"
While speaking, Zuo Lingquan raised his finger and poked on Wu Qingwan's collar, which was very scary, to demonstrate his action just now.
Wu Qingwan quickly pushed her hand away and looked around carefully:
"Don't mess around, this is Tiedui Mansion, be careful not to be seen by the masters."
Zuo Lingquan smiled, put his hand away honestly, and put aside the little episode just now. He looked at Wanwan who was dressed up carefully:
"Senior Wu, how was my performance on the sword worship stage today?"
Wu Qingwan retracted her eyes and glanced at Zuo Lingquan. She didn't need to think about what the next conversation would be. She said it was good, Zuo Lingquan said that the true energy consumption was too large and wanted a reward, she said yes, and then the two began to practice shamelessly.
However, Wu Qingwan is more traditional. Under normal circumstances, she would not indulge in lust in broad daylight, and now she is not here for nothing.
Wu Qingwan walked to the hot spring river and sat down sideways, patting her side with her hands:
"Lingquan, come here, I have something to ask you."
Seeing this, Zuo Lingquan also gave up the idea of seeking credit, sat cross-legged beside him, and said with a smile:
"Did Jiang Yi tell you?"
"..."
Wu Qingwan's beautiful eyes moved slightly. Just by hearing these words, she knew what happened. She blushed slightly, moved closer and said:
"You and Jiang Yi...are finally married?"
"Yeah, I was looking for a place to stay last night, and there was only one bed..."
"What can you explain to me? I don't know your temper yet... You didn't cause trouble for Jiang Yi, did you?"
"Um?"
Zuo Lingquan was slightly puzzled.
Even though Wu Qingwan was already an old married couple, she still felt that it was hard to talk about that kind of thing. She tried her best to look dignified as a teacher and said softly:
"Well...it's just like you did when you first started practicing with me, neither light nor heavy..."
Zuo Lingquan shook his head quickly: "How could it be possible? Jiang Yi is too young to bear it. I am very gentle, so it only took less than half an hour."
When Wu Qingwan heard this, her eyes turned sour, and she felt disgusted. She pursed her lips and said:
"You mean, I'm old enough to bear it, so you don't have to deal with me for one night, even if you beg me, you don't have to listen?"? !
Zuo Lingquan's expression was slightly stiff, and he quickly held Wanwan's hand and comforted:
"That's what I said, I'll take care of you... Well, the first time we were there, you were very gentle, right? It was because you were very conservative and shy at the time and couldn't let go, so you taught me a few postures..."
"You mean I'm no longer conservative now and am very liberal?"
"..."
This is indeed the case, but obviously there is no way to continue the conversation today.
Zuo Lingquan's eyes were innocent and he didn't know where he was wrong, but he still pretended to admit his mistake and rubbed Wu Qingwan's shoulders:
"Calm down, it's all my fault, it's my fault."
Wu Qingwan also felt that something was not right about the conversation today. She twisted her shoulders and started talking about the topic:
"The original intention of me practicing with you is to help you and Jiang Yi, mainly to help Jiang Yi. I am half her mother. Now that you are finally married to her, I feel relieved... Have you tried the technique? "
"I tried it last night and it worked. Although the five elements do not interact with each other and the speed is a little slower than ours, it has no effect on other aspects."
"That's good, you have to help Jiang Yi improve her realm as soon as possible..."
After Wu Qingwan gave a few serious instructions, a trace of embarrassment appeared on her calm face, and she spoke again:
"Also, we can't go on like this. I have to confess this to Jiang Yi...Jiang Yi will definitely not blame me. My original intention was not to interfere, but I just don't know how to speak..."
"How about I go tell you?"
"No." Wu Qingwan shook her head seriously: "I made my own decision and forced you to practice. How can I let you remember this... You should practice with Jiang Yi several times these days and let her understand the technique first. The principle and effect of it can be explained clearly to her and the impact will be less. ”
"I will practice hard with Jiang Yi tonight. I have been hiding it all this time. I also feel that I have treated Jiang Yi very badly."
Wu Qingwan nodded slowly, thought for a moment, and wondered again:
"But this way, you will have to accompany Jiang Yi every night from now on; you will have to compete in the ring in two days. I came here to help you practice. What should I do?"
Zuo Lingquan felt it was too slow to practice alone, so he looked around a few times:
"This place should be like the Water Curtain Cave in Qihuang Valley. The door can be closed. Otherwise..."
"I'm talking about time, not place. It's broad daylight..."
"Then let's talk about it tonight. I won't be much slower if I meditate here."
"well……"
After all, Wu Qingwan was thinking about Zuo Lingquan's important matter. After hesitating for a moment, she decided to do something special, stood up, and looked for the mechanism in the stone room.
No matter how high the level of the practice place is, the door must be opened and closed where the entrance and exit are easy to access.
Wu Qingwan searched for a moment and found the pattern carved on jade on the wall next to the stone staircase. Putting her hand on it, her luck turned, and the entrance and skylight slowly closed, and the surrounding walls also lit up with a soft shimmer.
Zuo Lingquan felt that it was not good to practice Wanwan in the place where the concubine was meditating. Instead of going to the lotus platform in the middle, he took out a camping mat from Linglong Pavilion and spread it by the hot spring river.
Wu Qingwan returned to the front, folded her hands on her waist, and looked at the place where Zuo Lingquan was seriously preparing to clean her up later. She felt a little weird in her heart, as if she was waiting to be executed. She hesitated, took out an object from her sleeve, and handed it to Zuo Lingquan:
"Ling Quan, if you have time, ask around to see if you can still buy Linglong Pavilion. There should be one in a place as big as Iron River Valley. There is only one Linglong Pavilion. It's very inconvenient for us to go out. We were almost caught by Jiang Yi today. ”
"Okay, I've wanted to buy it for a long time, but I just didn't have the chance.
Zuo Lingquan looked up and saw a red fox tail in Wu Qingwan's hand; his eyes lit up, but he immediately showed a little disappointment;
"Wanwan, you did something wrong. This is not what I said."
"Which one you mentioned, I tried it and couldn't put it on at all. I don't know what you think."
Wu Qingwan was quite proud of her craftsmanship. She unfolded the fox tail and tied it at the back of her waist with a red tie, injecting real energy into it. The fox tail even shimmered red, making it look quite charming in the closed stone chamber. .
After Wu Qingwan adjusted the fox tail, she stood on tiptoes and spun around in place, saying softly:
"How is it? Does it look good?"
"nice."
Zuo Lingquan sat on the blanket and looked at the charming beauty in front of him, his eyes full of appreciation:
"You can wear any of the ones I mentioned. If you don't know how, just take it out and I'll put it on for you. I'm sure it will look better."
Wu Qingwan didn't know what it was for, and was afraid of being punished, so she didn't dare to take it out. She said seriously:
"Lingquan, I took this out because you performed well. If you push it too far, we will practice normally, and you cover your eyes and don't move."
Zuo Lingquan laughed: "I just think the red tail and the white skirt don't match, it should be made white."
Wu Qingwan's aesthetic level is not low, how could she make such a small mistake? She raised her hand to unbutton the large-scale cloth buttons on the lapel, revealing the fiery red carp underneath:
"It matches now."
"..."
What else can Zuo Lingquan say with such a wife?
He smiled, supported the blanket with both hands, leaned back, and looked at the big fox in front of him:
"Wanwan is still thoughtful, um... twist it for me to see."
Wu Qingwan blinked her watery eyes:
"What are you twisting?"
Zuo Lingquan pointed to the tail hanging behind his waist.
Wu Qingwan immediately understood, and was a little unhappy.
However, considering Zuo Lingquan's fame today, Wu Qingwan regarded it as a celebration. After thinking about it, she shook her waist as she was told... ——
October in the Southern Wasteland has not yet arrived in winter. All you can see are withered wild grass and old trees. Scattered caravans and horse teams are moving slowly on the Gobi Desert.
The Southern Wasteland is named after the Barren Mountains. The Great Gobi Desert is located between the Barren Mountains and the Great Yan Dynasty. There are countless small countries and tribes in it, most of which are poor and desolate. There are only a few prosperous places near the trade routes.
At dusk, the north wind blowing from the horizon was already chilly. Zhao Wuxie, dressed in a straw raincoat and dressed like a jianghu, stood outside a tavern in the town, listening to the storyteller inside, telling about a strange thing that had just happened:
"... It is said that our swordsman in the Southern Wilds, 'Jian Wuyi', only used one sword to kill the young master of Yunshui Sword Pond..."
The town is only a few hundred miles away from Panyun City outside the barren mountain. There are many casual cultivators coming and going, and no one knows where the news came from.
Zhao Wuxie was holding a wine jar in his hand. When he heard these stories, he was surprised, but he felt that it was expected.
"Let's go."
In front of Zhao Wuxie, there was an old man in a Taoist robe, with a goatee, rough hair, and a Taoist robe that was old and yellow. He also carried a sword on his back. His appearance looked a bit out of place, but he was very integrated into this barren land of the Southern Wilds.
Zhao Wuxie heard the shout, picked up the wine jar and quickly followed the old Taoist priest, saying with a smile:
"Master, that 'Jian Wuyi' should be the man I mentioned last time. His swordsmanship is indeed good, but I didn't expect him to be able to defeat the young master of Yunshui Sword Pond."
The old Taoist priest took the wine jar from Zhao Wuxie, broke the mud seal and took a sip, then put it into the yellow gourd on his waist, and said disdainfully:
"All the powerful swordsmen in the world have climbed up step by step from the bottom; so what about the young master of the Nine Sects? He grew up under the protection of his elders, and he had everything he wanted. He has never experienced desperate situations. No matter how talented he is, how much potential can he burst out? There is nothing to be afraid of."
Zhao Wuxie was already accustomed to such arrogant words, and he shrugged. Shrugging his shoulders, he said:
"Master, why don't we go to Linyuan City? If I had known, I would have gone to the Nine Sects Alliance to see it."
"Would it be embarrassing to go there?"
Zhao Wuxie didn't like what he heard, and spread his hands and said: "'Jian Wuyi' and I destroyed Qingyun City side by side, and our strength is equal. If that kid can make such a big name, I can do it too, but I am your disciple."
"It is because you are my disciple that I asked you not to embarrass yourself. You haven't learned any real skills, but you want to be famous. Do you think being famous is a good thing? A true swordsman should be someone that others know about before they die."
Zhao Wuxie took back the half-remaining wine jar and drank it, and said dissatisfiedly:
"Master, I have listened to your great principles since I was a child. You have taught me all the real skills, but I haven't seen you teach me anything. I still use the swordsmanship passed down from my family. Do I not want to learn the real skills? I feel that you, Master, don't have them. "
The old Taoist priest walked on the wasteland with his hands behind his back, his eyes sweeping across the endless Gobi Desert:
"I've told you that no matter how powerful the immortals, demons, and monsters are, they will surely die if their souls are shattered by a sword. Isn't this a real skill?"
"What kind of real skill is this? I also know that no matter how powerful a person is, they will surely die if their heads are chopped off by a sword. Everyone knows this truth. What's the use?"
"If you can ensure that every sword can chop off a person's head, then this is the most powerful swordsmanship in the world; you don't think about it, and you don't work hard, and you blame the master for not teaching you step by step? Your brain is for Being a urinal?"
"..."
Zhao Wuxie couldn't argue with his master, so he didn't say anything about it. He turned to look at the end of the field of vision in the south:
"If we don't go to Linyuan City, we should go north to Zhongzhou. Why run south? The front is the Jinglu Terrace of Huangshan. "
"I am a Taoist priest. I travel around to subdue demons and monsters. Wherever there are demons, I go there. "
"Master, you always talk about subduing demons and monsters. I have been with you for so many years, and I have never seen what a demon looks like. "
"It's a good thing that you haven't seen it, which means that the world is peaceful; practicing swords for a lifetime and not taking it into the grave is better than saving people from fire and water in troubled times. "
"Alas..."
Zhao Wuxie was helpless with his master and could only say that he understood...
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