The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

Qingzhou company headquarters.

"Notice, all active and idle personnel, gather in the meeting room. One group 201, two groups 202, three groups 203"

The sound of the broadcast spread throughout the company building, and many monks who were swiping their phones to play games raised their heads one after another. It's not that they want to be lazy and fish, if they can, they want to meditate on the spot. It's a pity that it can't be done. The company must ensure sufficient standing staff to deal with emergencies, and it is impossible to give them continuous practice.

Meditating and practicing qi is not about eating and sleeping. It is impossible to stop whenever you want. If you are suddenly disturbed, you may go crazy. The last three rests are rounds to give them time to practice, and I heard that they will go to the second rest after the manpower is sufficient.

In order to pass the boring time, the general company cadres play games on their mobile phones, or even browse through the practice books.

"An accident happened again? There won't be another devil born, right?"

"There is no state of alert, it should not be a serious matter."

"Maybe it's the selection of the monk class. This year's list hasn't been announced yet. I heard that after the recovery of the world, the output of spiritual veins has increased, so we need to increase the number of places."

"It's possible. The recent configuration of spirit stones has indeed increased by 1/3. However, in the monk class, only Group Zhao has a chance. Does Group Zhao have any ideas?"

Zhao Si, who was suddenly asked, was a little dazed. He had just dozed off, and his mind hadn't recovered for a while.

After thinking for a while, he replied: "I heard that I'm going to Fengjing. To be honest, I still prefer to stay in Qingzhou."

After all, Qingzhou is covered by Brother Yi. Although Brother Yi can cover him there, his safety will definitely decrease if he is not in Qingzhou. Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just in case, he is really afraid that a peerless monster will suddenly appear for him.

This is not persecution paranoia. After so much experience, Zhao Si also understands that in this industry, everyone has their heads tied to their waistbands, and they may die at any time. Although monks have a long lifespan, only a small number of them can actually die of old age.

Of the few colleagues he knew at the beginning of the job, there are only two left now, and one of them has quit due to disability.

Maybe being a mortal will live longer than a monk, at least this is the current status of the monks in Shenzhou. They have to work hard to maintain the peace in front of them. Their relatives and friends are all mortals and it is impossible for them to only care about themselves.

In the past, it was for more cultivation resources, and he naively thought that he could catch up with Li Yi as long as he worked harder, but now he somewhat understands it. Not to mention catching up with him, even seeing his back is an extravagant hope.

Rather than chasing after him exhaustedly, it is better to hug his thigh honestly.

Hearing that Zhao Si didn't want to go, the people around immediately looked regretful.

"Hey? Don't waste such a good opportunity. The journey of cultivation lies in competition. Zhao Zu, you will definitely have a place in the foundation building in one year."

"That's right, maybe I went in and met a proud girl from heaven who fell in love with Zhao Zuxi!"

Zhao Si rolled his eyes and said: "I have a fiancée, a proud daughter of heaven, even if someone will see me?"

Everyone walked and chatted, and soon came to a group of conference room 201.

Go inside and sit down. There are 35 people in total. Originally, there were 60 people, but due to the previous Moyuan incident, 25 people were reduced, and the staff has not been replenished until now.

After waiting for a few minutes, Lu Haochu walked in with a stack of documents, stood on the podium and patted the microphone, saying: "Today, we have called you for three things, one of which is the selection of teachers from the Cultivation Academy."

He flicked the document above and said: "Since Shenzhou came into contact with the world of practice in 1971, China's understanding and development of practice has taken a big step forward. In order to further standardize practice, and also for the benefit of all people. The Zhou government decided Established the world's first practice college, dedicated to cultivating monks of the new era for the society and the people."

Lu Haochu finished reading the content quickly. To simplify it, he wanted to create a monastery academy completely dominated by the government, and select talents from primary, middle and high schools across the country. It is equivalent to directly bypassing the sect to train monks, so many monks are needed as teachers.

Obviously, after becoming familiar with the practice, the government wanted to leave the Shangqing Palace. At least it is to reduce dependence on the Shangqing Palace, so as to avoid any problems in the Shangqing Palace in the future, which will lead to the collapse of the entire region. This official caliber must have a lot of interest considerations, so it's not Lu Haochu's turn to know.

He is just a magistrate and has no right to intervene in these matters.

"The Cultivation Academy should be the next-level replacement for the Zongmen and the monk class. Those who are interested can come to me to sign up. Qi refining eighth level or above is enough. Of course, the salary is definitely not as good as it is now. I guess the supply of cultivation materials may be halved. After all, we This is bloody work, and there is teaching in an ivory tower."

This remark caused a lot of discussion among the people. The people present generally met this standard, but they didn't have much intention. Going to teach is indeed much safer, but it also lacks a lot of cultivation resources, and it will definitely fall behind in the long run.

At least most people are self-motivated, and many monks now have some talents, so foundation building is no problem.

After waiting for a few minutes, seeing no one signed up, Lu Haochu continued: "No one signed up, right? Then the next thing, about the number of places for the monk class, we happen to have one here."

At the next moment, everyone turned their heads to look at Zhao Si, and he was the only one present who had achieved Foundation Establishment within a year.

"Zhao Si, our talented Zhao."

Zhao Si twitched the corner of his mouth, he is a genius, all because of that cloud fruit.

He raised his hand and said, "Can you not go?"

Although the resources of the monk class are many times higher than here, and they don't have to go through life and death, it is said that the government trains them according to the standard of cultivating golden core. But it was too much for Zhao Si, and he felt better going back to the village.

The dogs in the village have all established their foundations!

The people around suddenly sounded admonishing, although they were also envious, jealous and hated, but after all, they were comrades in arms who went through life and death, and they still wanted each other to have a better life.

Zhao Si said righteously about this: "Who will give you an early warning after I leave."

These words won the hearts of the people, and moved the eyes of a group of elders. Lu Haochu on the podium twitched the corners of his mouth. I'm afraid this kid is trying to usurp the throne.

Although he, the speaker of Qingzhou, is far away from the center of power, it is reasonable to say that he is not in a good position. However, the status of the person who lives here has become very special in an instant, and Lu Haochu has rejected several promotion orders given by his superiors.

Then Xie Yunan is also a small Yucheng supervisor, but his status can be compared with Fengjing's supervisor, or even higher. She now goes directly to the Yin Division, and the government now negotiates with the Yin Division through her.

If you want to talk about the factions in Zhoudi, there is one in Shangqing Palace, one in Fengjing, and one in Qingzhou.

"Don't rush to draw conclusions, you don't want to talk about it until the class starts in the second half of the year." Lu Haochu opened the last document, "The last thing is also the main purpose of today, Taiyin Xingjun's journey to immortality. "

"It's not a big deal for us, but it has sparked a huge debate in the world of spiritual practice. This should be the first history book of the spiritual world, which records various events in the age of immortals in great detail."

There was a crash, and there was a little commotion in the audience. Lu Haochu looked up at the excited crowd.

"What's wrong with you guys?"

Everyone in the audience looked a little excited, as if they were very interested in Taiyin Xingjun's autobiography.

"Lu Zu, is this Lunar Star King?" An operator sitting in the front row took out his mobile phone, and the screen wallpaper on it was a very beautiful white-haired girl.

"You still use other people's photos as your screen wallpaper? You have thick eyebrows and big eyes, but you didn't expect to like this kind of thing. It's so wretched. Who else would do it?" Lu Haochu didn't deny that Taiyin Xingjun's video was so popular. Of course he also knows.

In the next second, more than a dozen people raised their phones, and almost half of them had this wallpaper.

"It's somewhat offensive to chase after Xingjun as a star."

Lu Haochu twitched the corners of his mouth and just complained, the more beliefs are the better, and the government didn't just mobilize them to read the autobiography once.

"What about the leader's autobiography?"

"Hurry up, hurry up, we want to see Lord Taiyin Xing."

"Awow now, don't wait until Xingjun also has a Taoist partner and cry."

"Impossible, absolutely impossible. Xingjun is so holy, he looks like Chang'e in the world of cultivation, how could he have a Taoist companion?"

Now that they are not on alert, the operators are naturally no longer in the serious state they used to be. At the same time, nothing has happened recently, and everyone's mental state is quite relaxed.

"Don't worry." Lu Haochu slowly logged into the company's database, and used his own authority to call up Taiyin Xingjun's autobiography.

"This is currently undisclosed information, and it will only be released to the public after review, so please don't take pictures with your mobile phone."

The big screen behind him lit up, and Lu Haochu stepped aside slightly for everyone in the audience to see.

"The Road to Immortals"

The name of the autobiography appeared, and it looked very like cultivating immortals, which made everyone in the audience look forward to the content in it even more.

I heard from Lu Zu that the content of the autobiography is very rich, and it can be called the historical record of the spiritual world, so it should be about the same.

In their expectant eyes, an ink painting that cannot be described in words appeared, a man would be the top of the mountain, overlooking the world, with a line of words next to it.

[The living immortals step on the Ten Thousand Buddha Mountains, break the bodhi, and open the prosperity of the immortal way. The majesty of the Immortal Dao starts from Yunzhou, extends to the East China Sea in the east, reaches Wangchuan in the west, crosses the barren ancient mountains in the south, and borders the extremely cold land in the north. The prestige is thousands of miles across the world, including ninety-nine and eighty-one secret places. All living beings in the world dare not obey, and the dragons and snakes bow their heads wherever they are ordered by the immortals. 】

Humans have something in common in the perception of beauty. Many people can't tell what is good about art, but they just think it looks good. The painting in front of me is this kind of feeling, and the artistic conception can be felt even through the screen.

They often hear about who dominates the world and how invincible those great powers are in the world of practice, but the oral and written transmission is a little bit meaningless after all. The painting in front of them allowed them to comprehend the artistic conception of Hengya I, and let them understand the power and arrogance of living immortals.

Alive is a fairy.

Lu Haochu looked at the painting and secretly planned to take a screenshot after the meeting.

"The Road to Seeking Immortals" is entirely drawn with calligraphy brushes, which are pleasing to the eye when viewed with full brush and ink. Whenever it is time to describe fighting techniques, a few dragons and snakes fly.

The opening chapter is about how immortals leveled Ten Thousand Buddha Mountains, which they have seen in "Da Lei Yin Shu". But the difference is that his records are very detailed, and his perspectives are almost all focused on the living immortals, allowing them to see more unknown things.

For example, the origin of the Moon Palace turned out to be a woman rescued by an immortal from a certain Buddhist temple. They were refined into furnace tripods with a kind of genius earth treasure called Xuanyin water, and were rescued by living immortals who taught them exercises and asked Taiyin Xingjun to take care of them.

In this way, it has evolved into a famous moon palace in the future practice world. And Taiyin Xingjun also became the Lord of the Moon Palace.

The literary talent is very good, and the characters are also very beautiful. It is the first time for them to read Da Neng's autobiography, which gives them a sense of enjoyment.

But why are they all living immortals? What about Mr. Taiyin Xing?

"Where's our Lunar Star Lord?"

"Why are they all living immortals, can you have some Taiyin Xingjun?"

"It's said to be a historical record in the practice world. Most of the perspectives must be placed on Shixian. Just like in ancient history, the monarch must account for a large proportion, because they can determine the direction of a country."

Some people were dissatisfied, some people understood, and the meeting room became a little noisy. But Lu Haochu didn't make a sound to stop it. Anyway, it's not in a state of combat readiness, so it's okay for everyone to have fun.

Zhao Si looked at the pictures that kept flashing across the screen. Every ink painting was very beautiful, which gave him the urge to take pictures. At the same time, the content also made him have an inexplicable guess in his heart, whether this handsome Taiyin Xingjun who is not a human being has something to do with Brother Yi.

The relationship he was thinking of was not subordinate or master-student. It is known that there were three Huashens in Brother Yi's time, and two of them had the kindness of transformation, so they were half masters. This one should also be a little bit of grace, but such a beautiful fairy, Brother Yi is not tempted?

Thinking back on the vicissitudes of Li Yiping's cover-up, maybe he really wasn't moved.

But isn't Fairy Taiyin tempted?

Brother Yi is such a peerless immortal, it can be said that he is the only one (he thinks) throughout the past and present, and everyone can be moved.

It begins with appearance, falls into talent, and ends with character.

These three points are the same for men and women, maybe the first point does not meet. But in the group of monks with handsome men and beautiful women per capita, the first point is not important. When good-looking becomes a common phenomenon, it is no longer good-looking.

Just like a sword fairy chasing Li Hua, what he pursues is talent and character.

To a monk, talent is more important. Brother Yi's talent can't be said to be the number one person in history, at least it is earth-shattering.

If Zhao Si himself were a woman, he would definitely not be able to control it.

Soon the content of "Da Lei Yin Shu" passed, and they also saw new content.

[In the 10th year of the fairy calendar, the immortal entered the Shangqing Palace to comprehend the absolute change of the Shangqing, and I followed it and was rejected. The bull nose in the Shangqing palace framed me for having misdemeanor intentions towards the immortal, and then beat him with a sack]

【I will do my best to the immortals until I die. His heart can be seen clearly, and the universe can be corrected. 】

"The Living Immortal is powerful, and the three Transformation Gods were enlightened by him. In terms of Taoism, I feel that he should be higher than the Sword Immortal."

"With living immortals and sword immortals, the world in my Shenzhou can be peaceful."

"Hahaha Xingjun is a man of temperament."

The people were not surprised that Taiyin Xingjun was loyal to the living immortal. They had already guessed the origin of the moon palace from the previous paragraph. If Taiyin Xingjun didn't obey the orders of living immortals, how could he take care of those 10,000 women.

In the next second, the screen changed to a new ink painting, a peerless woman in an elegant dress standing in front of the fairy palace, her face was so delicate and beautiful that it was breathtaking.

After appreciating the beauty of Taiyin Xingjun, everyone was puzzled when they saw other content in the picture.

Taiyin Xingjun stood in a wonton stall, holding the spoon with one hand and controlling the fire with the other.

The cook's dress made people look weird, and at the same time, this small stall full of fireworks was also very eye-catching in the surrounding fairy family Taoist temples.

[Waiting for three years, winter goes to spring, and every spring, immortals like to eat a bowl of wontons. I learned how to make wonton wrappers by grinding Lingmai into flour, using Jindan Niu Yao as the meat filling, Donghai spirit shrimp, some spirit vegetables, beef loin bone broth, the rest oyster sauce, and salt]

Waiting for three years for the fairy to eat a bowl of wontons, as for it?

The image of Chang'e in the cultivation world of the Taiyin star is collapsing, and everyone really can't describe the picture in front of them with words. In their cognition, shouldn't Taiyin Xianjun be a cold and cold fairy?

Whether it's a video circulating on the Internet or this kind of ink painting, Taiyin Xingjun is so beautiful that people dare not approach him. That kind of pure beauty seems to have a purifying effect, so they can only look at it with an appreciation.

But the picture in front of me is not very respectful, isn't this licking a dog?

"Isn't this just licking a dog?" Lu Haochu said what they were thinking, and he didn't know if it was intentional.

The scene was silent, and the expressions of Taiyin Xingjun's fans were as dark as the bottom of a pot.

Lu Haochu continued to use his wicked taste and said, "No, it's called far-sightedness. He is a living immortal, so how can pursuing an immortal be called licking a dog?"

The pursuit of immortals has come out.

Impossible, it is absolutely impossible for their angel to be a licking dog.

——

Far away in Qin, the flying general's office.

With a click, the pen was directly held in two, and Wei Xi stared at the screen with a cold face, and said, "Let someone investigate this Lunar Star Lord immediately."

Tang Ke standing next to him naturally knew what his general was thinking, for the sake of the friendship between the two places, and also to prevent the general from doing irrational things.

She bit the bullet and comforted: "General, Taiyin Xingjun may just be asking for living immortals, she should be more like a maid."

"Hehe maid? You can also fool that sword idiot Dong Yunshu." Wei Xi sneered disdainfully, "She is definitely plotting evil, and she can do many things in a thousand years."

"Maybe it didn't work out, but we still need to be vigilant."