The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

In the evening, Li's father and Li's mother did not come back for dinner as usual.

Maybe he won't come back tomorrow for his birthday. Their family doesn't have the habit of celebrating birthdays. Li Yi thought about it and just gave him money to play with friends.

One man and four women sat at the dining table. For the round table of an ordinary family, five people were just enough to fill it up. The number of people can be said to be very lively, but the atmosphere is unexpectedly deserted.

Li Lili felt like sitting on pins and needles, looking at the delicious food on the table in front of her, she didn't have any appetite. From the corner of his eye, he drifted towards the opposite side, which had become the center of the battlefield, and a little monk like him could sense the fierce confrontation in the void.

Li Yi sat directly opposite her, and Dong Yunshu and Wei Xi sat on the left and right sides respectively. The two did not quarrel as he imagined. When Lily was seven or eight years old, there was such a scene in his family, where two women sandwiched her father between them.

With sharp roars and torn clothes, the scene was in chaos.

Things such as cheating and catching rape are rarely done calmly, and most of them end up in a mess.

But the three people in front of them were very calm, and it could even be said that they were too calm. Especially his elder brother, he should have been afraid or apprehensive, but now he still looks calm, as if he didn't notice anything wrong.

Perhaps monks do not have the concept of monogamy, and the so-called practice world should be an ancient society. Three wives and four concubines may be normal for them, especially in a society of strongmen with extraordinary powers.

From the bottom of her heart, Li Lili does not think that reincarnated people are of the same kind as them. This difference is not exclusion, but more like awe. Just as poor people don't think that rich people are the same as themselves, reincarnated people are naturally different from ordinary people.

It is normal to think differently, and it would be strange if these top leaders from the strongman society would be like modern people.

For example, sister Yiguang's humbleness made her feel bad.

Li Lili turned her head slightly to look at the white-haired girl sitting next to her. At this moment, she was sitting very obediently, without expressing any opinions.

As for whether I should stand up as a moral pioneer and criticize my elder brother for not being able to stand on three boats?

To be honest, if it was on the Internet, she might not be able to scold her as soon as she got excited. But this was her brother, and he was still sitting in front of her, so for the sake of his butt, he naturally kept silent.

At the same time, recalling the autobiography circulated on the Internet so far, it seems that his brother is not a scumbag in the traditional sense.

Under the promotion of the official, Li Lili has heard a little about both "The Legend of Wei Xi" and "Chengjianlu". I haven't read the content before, and the plain text version of the autobiography is not very attractive to a mortal like her. But since the day before yesterday, everything has changed. After knowing that Zai Shixian is her eldest brother, she instantly ignited a raging heart of gossip.

If those contents are true, neither side is wrong.

Her brother just wanted to give them a home, yes, that's how it was.

Li Lili intended to hypnotize herself and keep Li Yi's glorious and majestic image in her mind.

Li Yi said: "Rabbit's cooking skills are very good, you can try it. As the saying goes, water flows thousands of miles back to the sea, and everything in the world has a way. But since ancient times, no one has learned cooking skills, and rabbits are half of them."

Rabbit is very good in some miscellaneous aspects. Except for the four arts of immortal cultivation, such as fighting skills, alchemy, weapon refining, formation, etc., other aspects are at the level of transforming gods. Facing the direction that the rabbit is good at, Li Yi himself had to lament that he was not ashamed.

The two of them took a look at the delicious food, and took a few mouthfuls of it with chopsticks.

Fairy Taiyin couldn't help but look forward to it on her small and delicate face, and asked, "How is it?"

She is very confident in her cooking skills, but still wants to see the reaction of her competitors. Approval from the enemy is the best reward, and in the future, you can also take the opportunity to draw closer and further reduce your vigilance.

"good."

A little surprise appeared on Wei Xi's face. Although she was not a classical monk, she had fasted a long time ago in order not to waste time.

There are very few foods that can amaze her, at least she has never encountered it since her reincarnation.

Another bite of unpretentious fried lettuce. The lettuce is oily and green, and it makes a crisp sound when chewed in the mouth, and a trace of sweetness instantly occupies the taste buds.

Although Dong Yunshu didn't express much, he took a few more mouthfuls of vegetables and put them in his mouth. For a classical monk like her, food is not necessary, and eating wontons only has a special meaning.

The first bite was because of Li Yi, and the second bite was because it was really delicious.

Li Yi saw Dong Yunshu eat a few mouthfuls and planned to put down his chopsticks. He picked up another piece of braised meat for her, and said, "Meicai braised pork is also good, it is one of the representative dishes here. When I was in the practice world, I Let Rabbit do it too, although it is not as good as the cultivation world in terms of ingredients, but the taste is definitely guaranteed."

As soon as the words fell, there was a sudden chill from the side, and the crisp sound of chopsticks being placed on the bowl came from my ears.

"snort!"

Li Yi thought something was wrong.

He didn't think much about it just now, he just wanted to share it with Dong Yunshu, but doing so was obviously not in line with Taoism and nature.

Turning his head slightly, he could see a pair of icy eyes, Wei Xi looked at him quietly, his delicate and heroic features were covered with frost.

Li Lili, who was sitting opposite, suddenly suffocated, as if the oxygen in the air disappeared instantly, and her heartbeat began to accelerate uncontrollably. Soon, a familiar force enveloped him, dispelling all the discomfort.

Dong Yunshu picked up the oily braised meat in the bowl, moved slightly towards Wei Xi's direction, and put it into his mouth after shaking it a few times.

She commented: "It's delicious."

Wei Xi didn't speak, but a normal person could sense that the other party was very unhappy at the moment. The temperature dropped even more severely, and the dishes on the table began to tremble slightly.

Brother, I'm scared.

Li Lili cast a begging look. If Li Yi hadn't been at the center of the storm, she might have run behind him.

At this moment, she vaguely understood something, this melon has thorns.

In the next second, the shaking desktop suddenly stopped, and a force like a vast ocean smoothed everything down.

"Xi'er, come and try." Li Yi also gave Wei Xi a piece, so the two were even.

It's a pity that the other party didn't seem to buy it. Although the chill on his face eased a little, he still looked unhappy.

"Husband, let's get some food for your new love first. She is a proud daughter of heaven, and she basically doesn't eat our daily necessities. It's a rare opportunity now, so you should try it more."

Naturally, Li Yi wouldn't take her words seriously. Xi'er has such a heroic personality, and she is actually very twisted in a certain way. In modern terms, she is arrogant.

He picked up the braised meat in her bowl again, and put it slightly in front of Wei Xi's mouth.

"Try it, it's really delicious."

"..." Wei Xi only hesitated for half a second, then opened his mouth very honestly, and the displeasure between his brows was finally calmed down.

Li Yi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, the problem should be solved. If he doesn't coax Xi'er well, maybe something will happen again, maybe he will find a place to cry secretly.

Li Yi once went to the brothel with others in order to integrate into the circle of literati, so he naturally told Wei Xi about it. Wei Xi graciously expressed that it was fun, and even saw him off, but when he came back from the brothel, the girl's eyes were swollen from crying.

Unlike Yun Shu, Xi'er likes to keep everything in his heart, and rarely shows bad emotions.

"Is it delicious?"

"Um."

Wei Xi nodded slightly with a smile on his face.

The pilot is also very satisfied, right?

Li Lili felt as if she had discovered a new continent. In her mind, a flying general should be a perfect and powerful woman, which is beyond the comprehension of ordinary people like her. At least it was like this before knowing the truth, the flying general has been deified to a certain extent in the eyes of the Chinese people.

For example, in terms of force, he was the most powerful. He single-handedly wiped out an enemy battalion, or led a company to raid an armored brigade, etc.

In terms of relationships, he has no private life. I heard that when the Qin army was rectified a few years ago, his uncles, cousins, cousins ​​and other relatives were executed. Not only to the enemy, but also to his own people are extremely ruthless.

A real god of war, a god born for war.

These rumors about flying generals in the early years were originally thought to be exaggerated, but now it seems that there is a high probability that they are true.

At this moment, the flying general said something inappropriate, no matter how you look at it, she is a jealous little wife, and she is the kind who is particularly easy to coax.

At this moment, Li Yi suddenly felt a slight pain in his waist, and turned his head to see Dong Yunshu pinching himself expressionlessly.

"Brother Li, I want to eat that."

She put down her chopsticks and pointed to the braised pork ribs on the table, it was self-evident what she wanted.

What I want is not braised pork ribs, but begging.

Li Yi obviously couldn't refuse this request, picked up a piece of ribs, and gently put it into Dong Yunshu's mouth. At this moment, the waist on the other side was also grabbed.

"Husband, I want to eat this."

"..." Li Yi was speechless, don't you guys have hands?

In this way, Li Yi fed them left and right, and the food on the table disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye, but he himself didn't eat a bite.

After Li Lili took a few mouthfuls of food at first, she quietly watched the shocking gossip about the flying general and the sword fairy robbing men. Who doesn't like to watch this kind of gossip?

"Immortal Elder! I want to eat too..." Fairy Taiyin suddenly slapped the table, she really couldn't bear it anymore, these two shameless tigresses.

She doesn't have any woman's restraint at all, and she needs to be fed for such a big man.

Before they could say anything, the two who were enjoying the food cast their gazes.

Fairy Taiyin retracted her head slightly, and changed her words:

"...Everything you want to eat, you have to finish it."

It was almost exposed.

Taking this opportunity, Li Yi put down his chopsticks and said, "Stop messing around, it's good to have a taste at our level. If you really want to be full, this is not enough."

The two are also satisfied, after all, due to some force majeure. Out of face, they wouldn't act like a baby to Li Yi at this time, unless he got rid of the other person.

Otherwise, to still be intimate with him as usual at this time is to condone his greed. You must let your husband (Brother Li) understand that you can only choose one, otherwise you will get nothing.

The two reached this consensus tacitly, and they would not act like a baby to Li Yi easily unless they couldn't help it.

This time it was a little bit of a relief.

After the dinner, Li Lili left as if she was running away without any regrets.

She ate this melon like a bungee jumper. She was so happy when she watched it, but she was so terrified after the conflict broke out. If it weren't for her brother to protect her, Li Lili suspected that she might be scared to pee just now.

But still missed a little bit.

She was just an ordinary person before, and she had full confidence in her mental quality.

There were only four people left at the scene, and Taiyin Fairy suppressed the discomfort and escaped into the void silently. Although the maids could also warm the bed, obviously these two would not allow themselves to climb up.

What my rabbit seeks is for generations to come, and let you two tigress be arrogant for a while.

Li Yi entered the room, sat on the bed and looked at the two people who also came in, and said calmly, "I'm going to sleep first, you sit down as you please."

After finishing speaking, he fell asleep immediately, leaving only the two people who were a little dazed.

Originally, they thought that Li Yi was going to say "I will cherish you two" again, and they were even more bastards and forced them to the bed. But I never thought that the other party would hang himself in place.

This seems to be normal, but I can't tell what's wrong.

Two big beauties followed you into the room, how could you sleep?

And Li Yi is convinced that his decision is correct, which can avoid disputes very well. Don't argue about who is sleeping with whom, he sleeps by himself, you guys should keep watch by the bed.

As for their looks, they might be beaten if they spoke out. But Li Yi really didn't care about this, even if they were ugly, his attitude would be the same.

Cultivate the truth, seek the truth and get rid of the false.

Li Yi has long since ceased to be fooled by foreign objects, the so-called beauty is just a surface. He cared about their people, not their faces.

Dong Yunshu sat cross-legged on the spot, closed his eyes slightly and quickly fell into samadhi.

Wei Xi hesitated for a moment, then turned and walked out the door. She would rather be outside blowing the wind all night than stay under the same roof as this mistress.

As soon as he stepped out the door, he suddenly felt a strange movement behind him.

Turning his head around, he saw that Dong Yunshu had come to the bedside at some point.

"What are you doing?" Wei Xi narrowed his eyes slightly, this little bitch was really shameless.

Dong Yunshu replied in a cold voice: "Meditate."

You are going to sit on the bed!

Wei Xi snorted coldly, turned around and returned to the room, sitting by the bed and staring at Dong Yunshu. If she went out, even if she was only a short distance away, she might be cut off from the other party's perception.

When the time comes, what happens inside is not something she can stop.

Nothing to say all night.

In the morning, sunlight poured into the room through the windows.

Li Yi felt that his arms were very heavy, and two different fragrances entered his nose. He opened his eyes slightly, and saw two different people standing beside the bed.

"You...you won't really stare at me here all night, will you?"

As long as no one is disturbing, such as hostile killing intent and fighting skills, etc. He sleeps like a mortal, unable to perceive what is happening outside.

If you perceive the outside world at all times, it is no different from opening your eyes.

Wei Xi sneered abruptly: "I didn't expect my husband to have a stinky side."

"Is it my illusion? Why do my hands feel numb." Li Yizhang cast his eyes on Dong Yunshu, "Yunshu, did something happen last night?"

The sword fairy, who was as cold as a winter plum, looked away slightly, and said in an unnatural voice: "No."

Li Yi didn't delve into this little episode, picked up the phone by the bedside, and saw a few messages from Zhao Si.

[Zhao Si]: Brother Yi, I almost forgot to notify you in advance. The six countries of China have prepared national gifts for you, and this row of noodles is the only one in the world, which is really awesome.

[Zhao Si]: Of course, in consideration of attracting too much attention, the envoys of the six countries can take down the national flags and try not to attract the attention of others. I can transfer them to you if you mind.

[Zhao Si]: After all, it's your birthday, and it's not a conference. It's not good to have a bunch of people come.

[Zhao Si]: Brother Yi, what do you say? Do you want them to participate. If Lu Haochu and I are not counted, there are five of them in total.

[Li Yi]: Those who come are guests.

Li Yi is not a stingy person, otherwise the Guanghan Banquet, which is well-known in the practice world, would not exist. At the beginning of the Guanghan Banquet, someone wanted to cling to him. Whenever he had a festival with some close people, a large group of people would gather outside the Moon Palace.

So Li Changsheng simply asked Yuegong to prepare a piece of food for them as well, counting it as a festival together, and in the end they unexpectedly created the world's largest banquet. At the peak, in a real sense, the whole world participated, and there were many demon saints besides the human race.

Even the old bones of Wang Chuan crawled out to participate a few times, and they are the old monsters whose waking time counts every minute and every second. Being able to come to participate in the Guanghan Banquet shows how great Li Changsheng's reputation is.

But if this is the case, a larger venue is needed, and guests cannot be invited to the Fly House for dinner.

"I originally planned to go shopping in the city, but now it seems that I need to change to a bigger venue."

Wei Xi said: "Does your husband need me to arrange it? You can also set up a venue directly on this mountain."

"Don't be so troublesome, too much movement will disturb the people."

Li Yi slightly raised his head and looked towards the window, his eyes spanned thousands of miles, looking at the vast ocean of the East China Sea.

"Just go to the big fish."

A ray of wind blows, and the clouds in the sky begin to surge.

The phone vibrated slightly, and an orange alert came from the weather forecast.

[Typhoon Yunhai arrived in Shenzhou ahead of time, and the average wind force in the next 12 hours can reach level 10...The government and relevant departments should do a good job in emergency response and rescue work in accordance with their duties...Emergency stop of assembly, class and business...]