The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

On June 5, the whole of China became restless. The Internet is full of content related to the college entrance examination, the comment area is full of cheers for the college entrance examination, and in reality, various banners are pulled up on the road.

The college entrance examination is the most solemn day in China. It is the fairest exam in the world, and it is also the best shortcut for ordinary people to stand up.

As this year's examinee, Li Yi is still lying on the bed with his head on the rabbit's lap playing games. The sound of Xiaoxiaole is crisp and ringing continuously.

During the long years in the practice world, Li Yi often had fun. In addition to playing with women, he has tried all kinds of entertainment, whether it is monks or mortals, eating out, drinking tea, playing the piano, going out in the green, etc. But the entertainment in the entire practice world is inferior to modern times. He has been obsessed with various short video games during this time.

A platform that includes a variety of board games can make him enjoy playing chess the day before yesterday, billiards yesterday, Xiaoxiao today, and Plants vs. Zombies tomorrow. These games can't be said to be meaningful, they are just purely fun, allowing him to pass the time with a little fun.

"Isn't the Immortal Elder just a little bit? What's so fun, it doesn't feel as good as those competitive games. I'll kill the rabbits and rabbits, and the Immortal Elder will take you to the top." Rabbit raised the phone in his hand, maybe it was someone who was close to Zhu Zhechi The reason is that the one who is close to the ink is black.

Taiyin Fairy is also addicted to games, and loves moba games very much. With her reaction in the competitive competitive game, it's almost like a cheat, all the characters on the screen are frame by frame in her eyes.

Also because some operations were too outrageous, it was blocked every day a few days ago. After opening a little privilege through the Moon Palace, now walk sideways in the game. Those professional anchor players are not her opponents at all, and of course they are limited to heads-up and laning.

After all, this kind of game is about teamwork. No matter how good a person's operation is, it is difficult to win if they don't cooperate. But it doesn't matter to Tuer, what she experiences is the feeling of invincibility. Recently, her mantra is "Tutu, I am invincible and hot in the world".

Li Yi kept clicking on the screen, and replied, "Competitive games are too boring."

Playing games is just for fun, many competitive games are too easy for him to win like a rabbit. So Li Yi must like small games that only need to use a little brain and don't need to compete with others. Just like a rabbit, the reason why I like competitive games is because I can experience the feeling of invincibility.

But it won't take long for her to get tired of it, because being invincible for a long time is the most boring thing, and Li Yi himself has a deep understanding of this. If you try to be an opponent, no matter who you look at, you are not interested. There are very few people who can fight him twice, and it is a consumable.

"Xianchang, are you really planning to go to college?" Rabbit asked sweetly.

Xianchang is sometimes a very lazy person, he also likes the luxury of Guanghan Palace, and likes all kinds of delicious food made by himself. But if he was really asked to prepare for it, the Immortal Chief would rather find a cave and lie down directly, and go to the Fansu breakfast restaurant for dinner.

It seems that apart from cultivating the Tao, there is nothing that the Immortal Elder can actively pursue. Even for the three of them, the fairy elder cared for them more than he wanted them, let alone pursuing them. If they had never had a relationship with the immortal head, or if they were not of the opposite sex, they might be no different from Qingxuan and others.

It is a big success to let the fairy head move its nest. From this, it can be seen that the fairy head cares about his parents very much. Rabbit suddenly regretted not being familiar with his parents, which was also a great help.

But if there is a loss, there must be a gain. At least now she can still be beside the fairy, sleeping with the fairy every day, and double cultivation from time to time. Even if there is no way to use live ammunition, the rabbit still has some ways to achieve a similar effect.

For example, the soul, the Yang God of the Immortal Elder can also achieve the effect of the body, but it is a pity that the Immortal Elder is still prudish.

If you move out, the rabbit can be deployed, so you don't have to hide every time your parents come back. She specifically checked on the Internet that there are single rooms in Imperial Capital University. When the time comes, she will ask the local Zhao government to operate a little bit and arrange a single room.

At that time, only the two of them will be left, so it will be dry wood and fire!

Li Yi replied: "It just so happens that I have some free time recently, so I can learn about my parents' wishes so that there will be no flaws in my mood in the future."

My parents have already become obsessed with letting me be admitted to Beijing University, and it is not an exaggeration to say that I am a demon. For the past ten years, they have been thinking that if nothing happened to him, he would definitely be able to enter Beijing University and become a leader.

This kind of thinking lasts for 10 years, the more painful it is, the more I believe it, and I continue to strengthen myself. Now that life is getting better and better, my thoughts are naturally much lighter. Most diseases, including heart diseases, are caused by poverty. Once people become rich, they will think very happily.

But if you practice Taoism, you are not sure that you will leave a loophole in the future and appear demons.

Li Yi is capable and very easy to take the test in Beijing, so naturally he will not be stingy to fulfill his parents' wishes. If it is put like this before I have not practiced, I am afraid that I may not be able to pass the exam if I try my best.

No matter whether it is Teikyo University or the imperial examinations, one cannot get in with a score. In many cases, a good background is infinitely better than the so-called struggle, and the fault tolerance rate is also much higher. Those who are rich and powerful can enter through the back door, or change to other schools. Rural people like him only have this chance in their life.

If you pass the exam, you will really stand out. For example, when Zhao Si was a psychiatrist, his annual income was more than one million, and he was considered a successful person.

Li Yi's current situation is similar to those of the rich kids, he has his own confidence, the only difference is that his backer is himself.

Rabbit asked again: "Does the fairy still study after the exam? Experience the student life, the fairy should be like those high school kids, studying hard all night."

"If it's suitable, you can experience it for a few days." Li Yi nodded slightly. The rabbit was right, and it happened to end the wish of the year.

It doesn't take long, just a few days, just treat it as a special trip.

He remembered that when he was in the practice world, he also traveled around the world in various identities and experienced the experiences of different people. I have worked as a wandering doctor, begged for money at the gate of the city, and read books in teahouses, blacksmiths who blacksmithed iron, and butchers who butchered pigs.

During the period, I only ordered some little guys, and some of them later became the best in the world, reaching the pinnacle in a certain field, analogous to Wang Huan in Shensoul.

Many of these little guys open and close their mouths because of their own advice, and they have to brag a few words when they see people. But Li Changsheng didn't think so, it was precisely because they had this talent that they could achieve such achievements.

Li Changsheng didn't know how many kungfu skills were handed down. There were only three people who could become Gods of Transformation, and those who could become Nascent Souls were only two-handed.

"Brother! It's not good, it's not good."

An anxious voice came from outside the door, and then a woman in a light yellow dress with a beautiful appearance and a fit body ran in.

Li Lili had already established her foundation at this time, and thanks to her skills and Li Yi's assistance, she had condensed her Wugou body just during the foundation establishment period. Strength can be said to be able to carry ten thousand catties, which can be defeated by tigers and bears.

And she also sadly found that her slender figure was gone forever, her body weighed dozens of pounds, her arms were obviously much thicker, and she still had 6-pack abs on her stomach. This is different from the fairy spirit that Li Lili imagined. Shouldn't the monks be stepping on flying swords?

In fact, this is the mainstream in the practice world. Golden elixir needs to be refined to consolidate its foundation and increase the chance of elixir formation.

"My brother's total Chinese score in the college entrance examination this year is 200 points, and the composition score is as high as 100 points!"

While speaking, he took out his mobile phone and pointed to the notice issued by the official media inside, which was particularly eye-catching.

[In order to promote the culture of China and focus on cultivating the cultural literacy of the whole people, the Chinese score of the college entrance examination has been raised to 200 points this year, and the composition score is 100 points. 】

"I also heard that the composition has also been changed to become two propositions. The first proposition is 60 points, and the second proposition is 40 points. If you want to get this 100 points, it is more difficult to combine the two propositions."

Li Yi just glanced up, then moved his body slightly, resting his head on the rabbit's snow-white thigh to find a suitable angle and continue playing Xiaoxiaole.

It feels cool and soft to the touch, and the skin is as delicate as silk. At the same time, it is as light as sweet-scented osmanthus, mixed with a hint of sweetness. The rabbit practiced a certain self-created secret method, and his body could emit a variety of fragrances. Li Yi's favorites were the fragrance of gardenia and osmanthus.

Vision, smell, hearing, and touch rabbits have all done their best.

The rabbit gently supported Li Yi's head with both hands, making him lie down more comfortably. At the same time, he lowered his head slightly and looked at each other with a slight smile on his face.

After being sprinkled with dog food face to face, Li Lili's face turned black.

"Brother, aren't you worried at all? I remember you said that the most uncertain thing is Chinese, and you are especially worried about composition and reading comprehension."

That's why she was so flustered. Now the most unstable Chinese language has suddenly increased to 200 points, and the composition is as high as 100 points. It's just bad luck, she really wants to ask why not add math? She has seen Li Yi's writing speed before, it's almost like an answer printing machine, and it's finished in just a few clicks.

Li Yi can't write essays and Li Lili can understand. After all, let a fairy who has lived for 5,000 years write "I Love China", the picture is unimaginable.

"It's no big deal to write whatever questions come up."

"What if you don't pass the exam? If you lose 100 points in Chinese, the minimum admission threshold for Teikyo University is 690. Now the total score has been added by 50 points, which is 800 points. This year's admission threshold may be up to 700 points."

700 points are just stepping on the line, and it is predicted that at least 750 points will be stable.

"I feel like I can pass the exam." Li Yi replied without thinking.

Hearing that Li Lili couldn't sit still anymore, she dug out the essay-related essays from the pile of college entrance examination questions in the corner, and said, "Brother, stop making trouble, and you don't want to go through the back door, so just feel wronged and read these essays and write an essay. Love Shenzhou."

"If you only lose 50 points, you will definitely be able to make it to Beijing."

Rabbit covered his mouth and said with a smile: "Lily, you don't know something. When you reach the realm of immortal elders, it feels like a prophecy is 100% accurate. Even if the scores are not enough, even if the imperial capital expands its enrollment, it must be expanded to the immortal elders."

Li Lili stopped what she was doing in an instant without being rude.

What he said made sense. With his brother's twisted character, he would definitely not go through the back door, let alone let others open the back door for him. But Teikyo University has expanded its enrollment, and recruiting everyone will not be a back door, right?

Li Yi put down his phone and said helplessly: "This is a bit too much. The world doesn't revolve around me. There is no need for this. I believe the government will not do this either."

This year's relationship between him and the government had some conflicts at first, but overall the government was good. Compared with the ancient imperial court, the various aspects of the modern government are very comfortable.

At 3 o'clock in the afternoon, the second uncle, wearing a bamboo hat, walked in from the outside, holding a study symbol in a red kit in his hand. The four characters of Wenchang Emperor are very conspicuous.

"You're going to take the college entrance examination the day after tomorrow. This is a study talisman I bought on the side of the road. It's not expensive for more than ten yuan, just for peace of mind."

Li Lili looked at this talisman and said, "Isn't this the Wenchang Examination Promotion talisman from the Wenchang Emperor Temple? I heard that this talisman is very effective, and it takes one month to get it. Second Lord, did you travel to Wenchang recently for this thing? "

In today's era, it is a consensus that praying to gods is useful, and those with official backgrounds like the City God are sought after by countless people. Every town god's temple with a martyr's tablet is extremely prosperous, and elderly people go to the town god's temple whenever they have free time.

Some time ago, the martyr Tuomeng's family members told him that he was serving in the Temple of the City God, and the rumors spread wildly, and it made the headlines for several days in a row. Many people firmly believe in this, and some people even discuss how to become a city god and start a life of becoming a god.

Li Lili is also very interested in this, and has watched many related strategy videos. Almost all have come to a conclusion that only those who have made great contributions to society are likely to join Chenghuang Temple. This kind of position has basically been covered by the police, soldiers, firefighters and others. It is as difficult for ordinary people to get a job in Chenghuang Temple as it is to work in Zhongshufu.

It is the romance of Chinese people to protect their family and country during their lifetime and enjoy incense after death.

The second uncle who was exposed blushed suddenly, and shouted: "Can't I practice Taoism and believe in religion? Buying amulets is incidental, yes incidental."

After speaking, he put down the study symbol and walked away briskly.

Li Yi took the talisman to study, and on the back was Wenchang Emperor Temple, the place of production. This temple is also an alternative City God's Temple, and the Wenchang City God was canonized by himself.

There is a wisp of incense on the study talisman, and ordinary people wear it with a little refreshing effect and can indeed study. Apparently, the City God didn't take people's incense for nothing, and would still give a little help.

But for a person who has no ink in his head, it is useless for Chenghuang to come down and help him in person.

"good."

This little incense power is nothing to Chenghuang, but the difficulty lies in spending energy. One or two is okay, but thousands of people come to beg every day, and even the city god will feel exhausted after accumulating in this way.

The void vibrated slightly, and the writing brush in the room that was used to write the canonized city god emitted a power that belonged exclusively to the underworld.

In the Wenchang Emperor Temple hundreds of miles away, the Wenchang City God is bowing his head and writing books, and blessings who are studying one after another are constantly emerging.

Recently, due to the approach of the college entrance examination, more and more people come to study. He's just a little god, so he can't interfere with the college entrance examination, let alone bless them with any grades. Most people should also understand this, but they still come here for peace of mind.

Wenchang City God thought this was a good opportunity, and it just so happened that its temple was a famous school temple before it was supernatural. If the people who come here to study really get some results, more and more people will come to offer incense in the future.

City Gods are also divided into grades, grades, grades, and grades. They both belong to the Yin Division, but the competition between them is extremely fierce.

Shenzhou does not raise idle gods, and in order to get more incense, the city gods can be said to show their talents.

Suddenly a golden light flew from the void and entered Wenchang City God's body. He was stunned for a long time, and then an indescribable joy welled up in his heart.

In the words of ordinary people, the best city god of the year in Yinsi.

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Early the next morning, Li Yi was pulled up from the bed by his parents, and took his uncle's car all the way to the hotel near the examination room.

At this moment, all the rooms in this hotel have been booked by the parents of college entrance examination candidates, and the price is three times that of the past. Li Yi needs 800 yuan a day for a single room, and some rooms have been fired up to 1,000 yuan.

But even so, the supply is still in short supply. In order to let their children have a good rest during the college entrance examination, parents have to live for as much money as possible.

Li Yi looked around at the candidates and their parents who were coming in and out, their faces were nervous, excited, and worried. Both candidates and parents have ushered in the most critical period in their lives. Ten years of hard study in the cold window is for today.

If I hadn't gone to the practice world, I might be like these people, even more nervous.

Father Li seemed to be infected by the atmosphere, sweating slightly on his forehead, but still comforting Li Yi in his mouth.

"Son, don't be so nervous. The college entrance examination is not the only way out. If you fail the exam, you can study for another year, or go directly to your uncle's factory to help."

"I'm not nervous, Dad, don't worry, I will pass the imperial capital exam." Li Yi said lightly, his voice was not loud but attracted the slight sideways glances of the people around him, they are very sensitive to the word imperial capital now.

This is the ultimate goal of all candidates, and the school that all parents expect their children to attend.

Li Yi ignored the gazes of the people around him and walked into the elevator, followed by Father Li.

The elevator closed, and the noise of the outside world was cut off at once.

Put all the luggage away, in order not to disturb Li Yi's rest, Li Xingguo left the hotel after buying lunch for Li Yi.

Li Yi was lying on the bed, and a white-haired girl landed next to him in a twilight, and said in a sweet voice: "Immortal Chief, it seems that those mortals attach great importance to the college entrance examination, and even arranged many monks to be stationed."

"It may be to prevent someone from cheating in the college entrance examination." Li Yi replied without thinking, but he could feel that there was a subtle cause and effect with him.

But it doesn't matter, it's just a college entrance examination.

On the morning of the second day, countless police officers with live ammunition from the high school selected as the examination room for the college entrance examination saw helicopters fly by in the sky from time to time, and outside Yucheng, a group of the most elite special forces composed of monks was on standby, unknowingly mixed in the crowd How many plain clothes.

An early warning aircraft circled over Yucheng, followed by countless formations of fighter jets.

Taoist Qingxuan left Shangqing Palace and came to the capital of Qingzhou.

Overnight, Yucheng was blocked, and the army in the southern region of Zhoudi blocked the inside and outside of Yucheng in the name of escorting the college entrance examination papers.

However, no matter how turbulent it is secretly, it cannot affect the candidates to face the most important battle in their lives.

The first exam was Chinese at 9:00 a.m., and almost everyone had already entered the exam room at 8:40, and Li Yicai walked slowly into the campus.

At 8:50, I just came to the examination room where I was, found my seat and sat down.

The invigilator handed out the test papers and said: "The test will start in 5 minutes, please check your test papers for errors and fill in your name, student number, and candidate number."

My family is basically fine. I don’t have any symptoms yet. I will resume double shifts tomorrow. I’m really sorry for this period of time.