The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

A corner of the old neighborhood.

The disciples of Jianzong were surrounding an automatic cotton candy machine, constantly amazed. They were attracted by the smell of cotton candy. Sugar was a very precious thing in ancient times, even for monks, it was relatively rare.

Rare things are more expensive, there is no modern huge industrial chain, and many modern condiments can be sold at high prices in the practice world. The vast majority of practitioners are mediocre. They are no different from ordinary people. They don't need to eat grains but they are still trapped in their appetites.

Then what surprised them was the exquisiteness of the automatic cotton machine, and the structure of the entire cotton machine came into view under the perception of spiritual consciousness. Among them, those mechanical structures that are unknown but can be combined to exert a certain effect made their eyes shine.

Qiu Yelong and Shao Shiyan

"Senior Brother Qiu, you were the number one swordsmith in the sect at that time, can you see any clues?"

Qiu Yelong was the swordsmith of Jianzong at that time, and in terms of the modern government structure, he belonged to the military manufacturing of the Ministry of War. One of the most core departments in a sect, and the rest are elixir and teaching skills. Basically, large sects will realize the internal circulation of cultivation resources, otherwise they are not worthy of being called big sects.

After all, magic tools and elixirs are equivalent to modern weapons and energy sources. These two things must rely on outsiders, and they cannot be called big countries.

The kind of sect that specializes in alchemy belongs to heresy in the eyes of the big sects, and they can only rely on others to watch the face of the strong. Therefore, none of the sects that have been passed down for more than 10,000 years is dedicated to a certain skill, even if it is like Jianzong, it has to develop two ways of alchemy.

However, there will be differences between the two methods of alchemy and utensils because of the different sects. The alchemy is similar, but the utensils need to be tailor-made. Jianzong only makes swords and does not make the rest.

Qiu Yelong stroked the stubble of his chin and thought for a moment before he said leisurely: "This thing is made of steel. It is very precise, and it is densely covered with lightning. But it is mainly electricity, supplemented by utensils. The core is a small piece the size of a palm. Greenskin."

"Do you want to buy it?"

Suddenly a voice came from behind, and the disciples of the Sword Sect turned their heads together. The scarred faces made the passers-by take two steps back in fright. Seeing their ancient costumes, they couldn't help asking: "Your clothes are not bad, what are you wearing?" Were those scars makeup? Or was it broadcasting?"

Then he looked around for no apparent reason, and only saw two young people a few steps away, one of whom was holding a mobile phone, but he didn't take any pictures.

"Isn't it a live broadcast? There haven't been any exhibitions recently."

The disciples of Jianzong didn't answer, but silently moved out of the way and looked at him indifferently. Being stared at by a dozen people covered in scars, the passer-by swallowed unconsciously, and took a half step back.

But considering that his "little leader" was clamoring for marshmallows, he could only bite the bullet and go forward to scan the QR code with his mobile phone. Immediately afterwards, the transparent cover of the cotton candy machine opened automatically, and there was an exclamation immediately, and the mysterious people with scars stretched their necks to look at him.

"oh oh!!!"

"I see."

Passers-by suspected that they were caught in some kind of spoof video recording. There are many such videos on the Internet, with strange costumes or some kind of script to tease others.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but speed up the movements of his hands, picked up the bamboo stick and quickly rolled up a marshmallow, turned around and left.

Perhaps it was because he walked too fast that the cotton candy machine was not turned off, and the tiny candy strands were hovering in the air. The disciples of Jianzong gathered around and picked up the bamboo sticks in a similar manner, and turned out a fist-sized cotton candy .

"Candy can be pulled into such a small size, like clouds and cotton, no wonder it is called cotton candy."

"This thing has reached the subtle state."

Yu Nannan picked up the marshmallow and took a sip, then widened her eyes and said, "An artifact!"

Passers-by who had already walked more than ten meters away heard the exclamation behind them, and couldn't help cursing secretly: "Crazy, or just pretending to be crazy for traffic, what's wrong with doing something."

Suddenly the cotton candy machine stopped spit out candy, and Yu Nannan, who had just been playing with cotton candy, became a little anxious. She slapped it, and with a loud noise, a handprint was left on the iron sheet on the side.

"Is the artifact broken? Why is there no marshmallow?"

"I got it! Nan Nan stepped aside and asked Mr. Qiu to come. This object is powered by thunder. Just now the man held up a strange cube, and the core inside gave off a little thunder, which drove the object."

The mana that Qiu Yelong was running while talking was poured into it repeatedly, and soon the cotton candy machine made a huge noise, and a large amount of cotton candy was spit out.

Ten minutes later, everyone left with a ball of marshmallow bigger than their head, walking aimlessly in this lively neighborhood. Since they did not camouflage, their scars and ancient costumes are very eye-catching. During the period, many people came forward to ask for pictures.

But no one regarded them as aliens, or cast fearful glances.

Because there are not many people wearing ancient costumes, and there are countless people dressed as ancient knights, especially after the recent popularity of practice. No one would think that these people are all reincarnations, and they all once walked in troubled times with their swords. They are just a group of young people who like retro service and costume play lovers.

Everyone can also perceive Hyundai's strong inclusiveness, and the timidity at the beginning has become more and more open. And in a short period of time, by imitating and observing others, I gradually figured out some modern rules of life.

Li Yi and the others did not follow behind them all the time, but found a restaurant to sit down, ordered a few side dishes, and ordered a few bottles of high-quality liquor to drink.

As soon as he drank, He Kun talked more, and began to chatter about Li Yi and Jianxian. Of course, it was inevitable to ask, are you planning to have children?

"Brother Li, you're not too young anymore. It's time to have a child. It just so happens that your cultivation base is still low, and there are many examples of giving birth to children in the golden elixir period. I heard that there is a elixir in the Medicine King Valley, which can greatly improve the ability of monks to have children. probability."

Li Yi said: "I know the elixir, if I refine it, it can make the golden elixir conceive a child."

Fertility is the most difficult thing for monks other than crossing the catastrophe. The higher the cultivation level, the lower the chance of giving birth to a monk. During the qi training period, you can still be the same as ordinary people, and the possibility of giving birth will be lower the later you go, so you don't have to think about it.

Rabbit used to be very concerned about this, and naturally researched various elixirs, but it was a pity that the bamboo basket fetched water in the end. The elixirs that can work on Huashen are precious medicines that are rare in a thousand years, and the thousand-year-old medicine that is designed to make people pregnant has not appeared so far.

It is a rule that powerful individuals have low fertility, and the fertility of human beings can be ranked last. Cats, dogs, snakes and pigs are a litter all their lives, and humans need to be pregnant for 8 months. When giving birth, it is like passing through the gate of hell.

The ability to feed so many people now depends on the development of science and technology.

"However, I don't have any thoughts in this regard. In the final analysis, raising offspring is for inheritance, and I don't need inheritance."

Li Yi also didn't want to wait until a certain year in the future to bury everyone, and at the same time, it's not that he hasn't been a father before. At the beginning, Qingxuan and Dushi made him worry a lot, as well as some little guys.

Of course, he didn't deny that this kind of busyness did bring him some fun, but Li Yi didn't want to do it again. Many things are happy to recall, but the process makes him mentally and physically exhausted.

For example, when Dushi used a butcher knife in his hand, the killing was called a dark world. But the methods are too rough and the work is not clean enough, which always makes some people run away. Once these people lose their Buddhist identity, they are basically no different from demons, and they are even more unscrupulous in their actions.

Li Changsheng could only follow behind to deal with the aftermath, lest these people go to the mundane world to do massacres.

"Junior Sister always thinks about it."

Just after He Kun finished speaking, he recalled his junior sister's temperament, and it was hard to imagine her junior sister as a mother.

"Yun Shu didn't have such an idea. Besides, the two of us are no longer golden cores, and our own morality is also an obstacle." Li Yi's words broke He Kun's thoughts and made him shake his head and sigh, looking very disappointed.

If the two really had children, he could have them call him grandpa or uncle. Moreover, they are relatively cold-tempered, and having a child can always improve, so as not to be too forgetful later.

But considering the cultivation of the two, it should be impossible to have children.

He Kun drank a few sips of wine, and then asked: "How is your relationship with Yun Shu? I remember that you two used to treat each other like guests. I asked my junior sister if she had sex and was beaten."

"Very good." Li Yi nodded without thinking, thinking that he seemed to have been making Yun Shu angry since his reincarnation.

The first time I scolded myself, the first time I was angry with him, and the first time I cut him.

Should be considered good, right?

"How good is it?" He Kun asked curiously.

He is not a person who likes to gossip, but he is very curious about the relationship between Li Yi and his junior sister. After all, he is clear about their tempers, and he is very curious whether the two of them will do some familiar things, such as having sex.

"Why are you asking so many questions like an old lady?"

"Just out of curiosity, no matter how you say, I brought up Junior Sister."

Before Li Yi could answer, Qingxuan had already said: "As far as I know, it should be a good night in the same bed, and the sword fairy even fought with other women for the sake of the elder."

"Hiss! Junior sister is actually jealous." He Kun gasped and looked very surprised, and then sighed: "Brother Li is not good-looking, but he can always please girls. Maybe this is because of his talent."

It's normal for Li Yi's talent and character to be sought after by others, as long as Li Yi doesn't let his junior sister down.

Qingxuan's eyes moved slightly, and said: "The fight at that time was so fierce that the whole Shenzhou was shaken by it, and Pindao also had to use retreat as an excuse to avoid the sharp edge."

"There is someone who can compete with junior sister, who is this strange woman?" He Kun asked curiously.

Seeing him like this, Qingxuan suddenly became playful, and he already understood in his heart that this person didn't know about Xianchang's love life. Otherwise, with his relationship with Sword Immortal, it would be impossible to be so calm.

How would he react if he knew how many confidante Xianchang still had?

Qingxuan thought about it, and then continued: "That man is the marshal of the Qin State, he should be the number one general in the world, and his soldiers and horses are as large as a million. Don't underestimate the army of this world, its destructive power is as powerful as that of the Yuanying or even Even bigger, ordinary monks dare not fight against it."

"It's really a strange woman. Commanding soldiers and horses is not as easy as fighting monks, and even several times more difficult." He Kun praised without hesitation. He was born in troubled times and saw many wars, and he didn't underestimate ordinary generals too much. heart of.

In Li Changsheng's words, whether he is good or not depends on where he stands, not how far he has achieved.

You can't compare mortals with monks, nor can you compare qi training with Nascent Soul, it doesn't make any sense.

"Brother Li, I'm really envious of being able to please so many strange women. If it weren't for the closure of many sects back then, there may be more than one Acacia devil, and some women from the righteous school. I can't hold it anymore. After all, monks are human beings, and men are most unable to control the pursuit of beauties, let alone beauties with almost the same level of cultivation."

"Brother Li didn't respond to that female devil back then, which made people admirable. Junior sister and you are Taoist companions. I am very pleased."

At this point, He Kun couldn't help thinking that he didn't stop his junior sister from looking for Li Changsheng, but instead helped him a lot. Now it seems that his vision of seeing people is far superior to that of the Great Elder, and also far superior to that of the world.

The world is dull, but my eyes are better than the world. This is wise and powerful.

"cough cough cough"

Li Yi spit out the wine as soon as he took a sip.

"Brother Li, what's wrong?"

He Kun looked puzzled, while Qing Xuan smiled contentedly.

"Nothing." Li Yi shook his head.

Perhaps it was because of the bad weather, his cell phone vibrated, and some enlightenment appeared in his heart.

Looking down, it was a message from Shiraishi.

【Baishi】: I'm outside your community.

Hmm. If I let Baishi come, Elder He shouldn't have any objections, right?

[Li Yi]: I am at the Centennial Restaurant in Xuande nearby.

【Baishi】: Yes.

At this time, He Kun obviously didn't realize there was any problem, and began to brag to Qing Xuan about his vision back then.

"Nephew, you should not have been born back then. Brother Li and Xue Ye became Taoist couples, which caused quite a stir in the practice world. I don't know how many geniuses were heartbroken by it. Some elders in the sect even wanted to separate the two of them. , but I (Golden Danqi) beat them back. Now you see, brother Li has achieved such an achievement, and my big brother's vision is better than that of everyone in the world."

One nephew, one uncle.

He didn't forget to take advantage of others while eating and drinking, Qingxuan's face turned dark when he heard it, but the next second he smiled, very happily.

He saw a woman in a black sweater and a mask walking in at the door, with only silver pupils showing. She lowered her head when walking, shrunk her head for fear of bumping into other people, and she looked very timid.

After reading her profile, Qingxuan can only lament that big ups and downs can easily change a person's temperament. The former rich lady became a migrant worker living in the basement, her parents each had a family, and her sweetheart became a vegetable again.

So let alone a mortal, it is doomed for a monk. There are quite a few monks Qingxuan who go crazy in order to save his sweetheart, and countless parents.

But now he just wanted to laugh, laugh out loud.

The woman looked left and right, then walked straight towards them.

He Kun slightly raised his head to look at the woman, squinted his eyes slightly, and said, "Brother Li, look at that person with the aura of heaven, she is walking towards us."

The woman with white pupils came behind Li Yi, stretched out her hand and gently tugged at the corner of his clothes, and let out a fragile and happy laugh.

"Hey, fake Taoist priest, I... I happened to be passing by, so I just wanted to see you."

Brother Li know?

He Kun showed a puzzled expression.

"Have you eaten yet? Let's go together if you haven't eaten." Li Yi said with a normal expression.

In this situation, others would be very nervous or even panicked, but Li Yi only felt a little troubled, but did not panic.

There is no other reason, Elder He can't beat himself.

"Oh~"

The woman who covered herself tightly and only showed a pair of silver pupils sat next to Li Yi very naturally, clinging to Li Yi like a kitten. The two of them didn't do anything out of the ordinary, but the distance was a bit too close.

He Kun asked: "Brother Li, who is this?"

Before Li Yi could answer, Qingxuan beside him couldn't help but rush to answer: "Uncle, this is the confidante of the Immortal Chief, who is a life-saving grace for the Immortal Chief. If it weren't for Miss Baishi, the Immortal Chief's It may not be possible to preserve the physical body until now, which can be described as the grace of consummation."

"Uncle, why don't you speak?"

At this moment, he is so clear that he is willing to call you uncle!

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