The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

When Li Yi and Bai Shixue came out of the noodle shop, they both ate to their heart's content. The former thought the taste was not bad, and he got a serving of sauced beef for free, while the latter hadn't had a decent meal for a long time.

He actually wanted to make lunch for Baishi, but he had just moved to Tiandu for two months. During that period, he spent most of his time in the mahjong parlor, and the takeaway service was very convenient, so he didn't have the mood to tinker with cooking. And this was originally what the rabbit was going to do, but the opponent was still in a critical period of breakthrough.

He estimated that it would take about a month for the rabbit to wake up. A total of three months of deep sleep was a long time in the modern concept of time, but it was only a blink of an eye in the monk's concept of time, or it was abnormally fast.

In the practice world, monks' retreats for the purpose of breaking through the golden core are generally calculated on the basis of one Jiazi, that is, 60 years. And this time will become longer and longer with the passage of cultivation base. The average time to break through to the golden core stage is about 30 years, and the monsters and spirits have to be multiplied by twice.

Sometimes the separation of immortals and mortals is not for the purpose of highlighting the superiority of the cultivators. The time concepts and life spans of the two are so different that they should not be mixed together for a long time. At the same time, the powerful destructive power of practitioners is isolated from ordinary people, which is also a kind of protection for them. It's like the end of the world when powerful monks fight for a hundred miles. With a single blow, mountains and rivers can be mutated, rivers can be diverted, and cities can be wiped out.

At the beginning of the troubled times that year, two Nascent Soul monks fought their skills, and a fire turned the entire plain into a sea of ​​flames.

According to what Li Changsheng learned later, the Nascent Soul cultivator was not aimed at ordinary people, but his flames had spirits, and he could absorb the spiritual energy in the air by himself to keep him alive. The remaining spiritual fire is not fatal to monks, but it is an inextinguishable natural disaster for ordinary people. Later, when the two powerful monks finished fighting and took back the spirit fire, it was already too late.

If it wasn't for Li Changsheng coming to the door with his sword and beheading him at his feet, then the two of them might have each given a cup of punishment and then forgot about it.

Not long after he walked out of the noodle shop, Li Yi ran into an acquaintance.

A few guys who looked to be in their 20s came towards me, and everyone's faces looked familiar. The leader was a tall, friendly young man in a brown shirt with curly hair.

He Yunlong, Li Yi's monitor.

The two parties collided on the road, and the young people obviously recognized Li Yi and stopped for a while. Their eyes were on Baishi Xuejian at the beginning. Although the other party was wearing a sweater and a mask, those eyes were really eye-catching.

Not showing his face is even more imaginative.

Of course, as students of the highest institution, they still have basic qualities. Even ordinary people would not stare at a stranger. It was the man next to her who stopped them.

His face is regular but unremarkable, a little dressing up should have some unexpected effects, but he is very ordinary in clothes. Walking in the crowd, the whole person seems to have become the background, and you can't find it unless you look closely.

It was Li Yi, the only social candidate in their class, who was already 30 years old.

It is not uncommon for this age to be a doctoral student, but it is probably the only case among freshmen. Li Yi himself didn't know that he was famous in school because of his age. It's not a bad name or a good name, just a sentence "I heard that there is a 30-year-old uncle in class XX".

"Brother Li, are you taking your girlfriend to dinner?" He Yunlong greeted with a smile on his face. He belongs to the kind of very friendly social cow.

Li Yi nodded and said, "Yes."

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt Bai Shixue pinch his waist, his eyes were full of disgust, but he didn't refute. Shi Xuejian's feelings for Li Yibai are very complicated. He is very powerful, but he can't hide that he is a scumbag.

Ever since knowing that Li Yi has several confidantes, Bai Shixue's mood is like chasing stars to the collapse of a house, and the most deadly thing is that she also has the right to compete. Originally, Bai Shixue had wanted to get away and leave a long time ago, but an invisible force grabbed her tightly, making it difficult for her to leave.

Especially what that person said that day made Bai Shixue start to have a little unrealistic fantasy.

Instead of accepting to share Li Yi with others, she was not humbled to that extent. For a person who has been exposed to modern compulsory education, it is difficult for both men and women to accept sharing their husband (wife) with others.

In ancient times, a powerful man could have three wives and four concubines, and a powerful woman could also raise a face, but this is modern times. There are many people who voluntarily become aunts for money, but these people are not the majority, and Bai Shixuejian is not one of them.

To use the words popular on the Internet to describe, Bai Shixue saw that he was being raised as a fish, and everyone felt that they had a chance. I don't know what Li Yi's confidantes think, anyway, he himself has always had a strong sense of sight.

Therefore, Li Yi's image in her mind has always fallen off a cliff, and he is a Neptune who is worse than a scumbag.

She didn't want people to think she was his girlfriend.

It's just that not denying it at this time is actually the default, and Li Yi's classmates immediately understood. His gaze also narrowed a lot, and he stopped staring at the other person's eyes.

"It turned out to be Mrs. Li." He Yunlong was taken aback, and then issued an invitation: "Have Brother Li eaten? Do you want to come together?"

"No, we just ate."

"Okay then, let's go first."

After He Yunlong and his party left, Li Yi didn't understand, so he looked back, making Bai Shixue very puzzled, and said, "What's wrong?"

"They have practiced other exercises." Li Yi took out his mobile phone while answering, and tapped a little bit to check what he was looking for.

If a group of ordinary people can get access to exercises, then they should be able to find them directly using the Internet.

Bai Shixue asked curiously: "Is there any problem? Remember that you have made public a practice?"

At that time, Qiong Yu had a very high opinion of this exercise. Although he described this exercise for thirty years, he might not be able to learn it, but he also praised it as the most miraculous exercise since ancient times. The upper limit is lower than that of the wild roadside, but it allows ordinary people to practice, even if few people can have the cultivation base of refining qi in the end.

Indeed, allowing mortals to come into contact with spiritual energy is tantamount to an act of opening up the world.

Bai Shixue didn't feel much about it, after all, she became a monk without doing anything. People are easily influenced by the external environment on whether things are precious or not. Bai Shixuejian felt that money is very precious from the time when she helped Li Yi earn medical expenses. She never thought money was so important before.

Now, as in the past, Bai Shixuejian has an innate advantage in cultivation, and his advantage is countless times greater than the superior conditions of his original family.

Li Yi replied as he walked: "Cultivators are strictly guarded against the inheritance of exercises, and rarely share them with ordinary people, and not all exercises can be practiced."

"Someone has also developed a method that allows mortals to practice?"

Bai Shixue guessed and said, he was immediately despised by another consciousness in the Lingtai as soon as he finished speaking.

Qiong Yu said: "If it was so easy for mortals to practice, the human race would have unified the world long ago."

In ancient times, the reproductive ability of the human race was not as high as the highest, but people were born with intelligence, an ability that most other races did not have. Qiongyu had great power when she was just born, which was equivalent to the Nascent Soul Stage in the Immortal Era, but there were only a few dozen of its kind.

"found it."

Li Yi stopped suddenly, and Bai Shixue turned his gaze to the other party's cell phone. On the screen is a class chat group, and in the group file is a document called "Xuantian Zhanjue".

I clicked in and looked through it. The exercises with matching pictures and texts in the full 15 pages of information can be said to be fool-style teaching.

"It's not an evil skill." Li Yi showed a little surprise on his face. He thought it was an old routine that had often appeared before, but he didn't expect it to be a serious Taoist skill.

Although there is only the content of the qi training period, it is a genuine kung fu method, which is many times better than the qi training formula that I begged for back then.

He pondered for a few seconds, and soon he could guess some reasons.

This exercise is a genuine Taoist exercise, so it can be spread openly on the Internet. And the reason why the monks who guarded against the inheritance of the skills so generously, must not be for the world, but for themselves.

There is no threshold for the practice of Changchun Gong, but the orthodox method is very demanding for the practice, and one out of ten thousand people is considered too much.

"It's interesting. Sure enough, all those who have lived for thousands of years are human beings."

Bai Shixue asked curiously: "What happened? Is there another villain trying to destroy the peace?"

"There are no bad people, it's just that everyone is fighting for their own interests." Li Yi shook his head and replied, "Changchun Kungfu is a technique that is suitable for men, women, young and old, and for immortals and mortals. It can be practiced to get in touch with aura, and mortals absorb aura. It will cause a decrease in aura, but the Changchun Kung Fu is slow to take effect, and it may take five or six years of practice to have some effect."

"During this period, Changchun Kung Fu, like other kung fu methods, cannot bring about any changes to ordinary people, so as long as some cultivation methods are released to confuse the public, the number of people who practice Changchun Kung Fu can be greatly reduced. Other kung fu methods cannot absorb spiritual energy without getting started. Changchun Gong can do it."

He expressed his opinion simply and straightforwardly, and Bai Shixue understood immediately.

"Someone took advantage of the slow effect of Changchun Palace to interfere with the spread of your exercises? Wait, your Changchun Gong has official endorsement, and it is now included in the teaching materials. It is useless to interfere."

I believe that the vast majority of people will choose Changchun Kungfu in the end, rather than the wild ways that they searched from the Internet.

"Three people become tigers, it has been a thing since ancient times." Li Yi said, "If it were me, I would choose an Internet figure who recently practiced Changchun Gong, and let him bleed to death during the live broadcast, so rumors would inevitably spread. "

He said that Qingxuan was too arrogant, thinking that as long as he spread the exercises, he could enjoy the benefits, and that as long as his fists were big, everything could be done. He didn't consider that others would play tricks on him, let alone the countermeasures.

The strong will not put on airs when necessary, they are much more insidious than ordinary people when they play tricks, and they are more effective in execution.

"How do you tell the government to refute rumors at that time? Can the common people believe it just by posting a picture? Even if you really believe it, then kill one, ten, or a hundred people. In this way, the credibility of the government will fall to the bottom .”

Bai Shixue said, "Arrest the saboteurs."

"It takes a lot of effort to catch a fugitive from a mortal, let alone a great practitioner."

"Then what would you do if it were you?"

"Kill them all." Li Yi replied without thinking, "I have the ability to make things go as I want, but Qingxuan and the government don't."

"Aren't you going to help them?"

"They spread orthodox exercises. As for whether to kill people or not, it depends on whether I have encountered them. If I encounter a monk who harms someone, I will take action to solve it. Otherwise, I don't like to run around." Li Yi replied.

The world is so big, it is impossible for him to stare at it all the time, and it is impossible for him to protect everyone. Maintaining social order is a matter for the government, and it belongs to those at the township level. At best, he can be regarded as a hero who draws his sword to help when he sees injustice.

At this time, a hundred steps away, a few people in strange costumes stood at the corner of the old street. Some people wear rough linen clothes, some don't cover their bodies, some wear Taoist robes and green shirts, and some wear gold and jade.

They stood outside the flow of people, and the people around them never stayed on them. Being in the world of mortals, but also standing outside the world of mortals, looking down at the various states of the world.

Monk, five Golden Core monks.

Seeing that Bai Shixue saw them because of Tongtiantong, he couldn't help but grasp Li Yi's arm.

"Fake Taoists, are those people monks?"

"Um."

Li Yi just nodded slightly, without stopping or speeding up, just walking forward step by step.

Just when the two entered more than ten steps away from each other, several Jindan cultivators cupped their hands and saluted: "We, the mountain and wild people, pay homage to the immortal. Dare to ask if the immortal can give us a way out?"

Li Yi didn't answer, but just took Bai Shixuejian directly past many golden pills. From the beginning to the end, they didn't look at them directly, and their attitude was extremely bad, but no one dared to get angry.

Bai Shixuejian asked in a low voice: "Fake Taoists, don't you talk to them? Maybe it's the exercises they spread."

"I took out Changchun Kungfu just to give people in the world a choice, that's all."

Li Yi never thinks that his exercises are the only truth, and he is not for the name of Taoist ancestor, let alone for the whole world to practice his exercises. As long as he didn't spread evil skills in front of him, Li Yi wouldn't bother.

This is Xiaoqi's business, that is his Tongxuan book.

When he came to the gate of the community, Bai Shixue hesitated for a while, and it didn't rain that day, why don't we go back?

Li Yi said, "Why don't you go up and take a nap?"

After a while, Bai Shixue followed her upstairs with her head down, and she did take a nap at Li Yi's house, but this nap was a little long and went straight to the second day.

When he opened his eyes again, his face was flushed instantly. Li Yi and Qiong Yu were sitting by the window talking, as if they were talking about modern history. Because of Li Yi, Qiong Yu has a little interest in human history, and she can ask questions about spiritual practice from time to time.

The two chatted happily, Qiong Yu got advice, and Li Yi had a deeper understanding of the ancient times.

It's a pity that this real spirit of heaven and earth is a house spirit, and he doesn't know many things. He only remembers beating up a large number of people who wanted to use him to make alchemy with his eyes.

The two noticed that Bai Shixue stopped talking when she woke up, Qiong Yu frowned slightly and said, "What's the matter with you? It's understandable that you couldn't tell the reality the first time, why is it like this the second time."

Li Yi just said with a smile, "Nine times."

In dreams, people will abandon some constraints of reality, such as concepts, morality, etc., and everything conforms to their own desires. There is no shame in Baishi's obsession with it, because this is a dream set by Li Yi, and it is difficult to tell the truth from the fake.

The only thing that puzzles Li Yi is that Baishi clearly distances himself from him intentionally or unintentionally in reality, but why is he obsessed with dreams? And he didn't stipulate that it could only be a erotic dream, Shiraishi can also have other kinds of dreams.

Such as food, wealth, happiness, etc.

But in her two dreams, she only had erotic dreams, and the words were all about sex.

"Baishi, you can't do this. I intended for you to hone your character, but you actually used it to reward yourself."

"You idiot! You must have done this on purpose."

Seeing that Bai Shixue blushed with shame, she shrank back into bed again.

The dreams are all controlled by Li Yi, this must be what he deliberately let himself do, definitely not what he wanted to do.

Li Yi shook his head and looked down at the phone. The class chat group had exploded, and someone uploaded a video.

[Cheng Chuanchang]: Someone died after practicing Changchun Kung Fu, bleeding from the seven orifices.

[Cheng Chuanchang]: Now it is spreading wildly everywhere on the Internet, everyone should stop practicing for the time being. There is no free lunch in the world, how can there be such an easy way to cultivate immortality.

[Wan Jianghao]: I also watched that video. A recently well-known broadcaster of cultivating immortals suddenly bled to death from his seven orifices during the live broadcast. Not only him, but many others also died because of practicing Changchun Gong.

[He Yunlong]: Please wait for news from the government, and don't forward these remarks.

[Duan Fumin]: I feel that the government is using us as guinea pigs to experiment with exercises.

[Lin Yingjie]: Terrible, no wonder it is so good to directly take out the cultivation method of immortality.

[He Yunlong]: Don't talk about it, everyone, the group will explode later.

[Chat group involving illegal content has been banned]

It was expected that Li Yi put down his phone. What surprised him was that those golden cores didn't go to kill people last night, but stayed in Tiandu honestly.

I don't know if he knew he was staring, so he didn't do anything. But why didn't they leave Tiandu directly, and he wouldn't run out with him.

"Xiaoqi, I don't know how much you have grown, whether you can beat these people."

——

Qingzhou, in a community.

The unit building No. 7 was blocked by the police. Surrounded by many people, Lu Haochu walked into the scene of the crime. It was a rental house with 1 bedroom and 1 living room.

The room contained a bed, a computer and various equipment for live broadcasting. The young man sitting in front of the computer had already lost his body temperature.

"Group Lu, the name of the deceased is Chen **, 25 years old, living alone, engaged in the live broadcast industry. Recently, due to the popularity of practice, there are a total of 3 million fans on all major platforms. An hour ago, the live broadcast of Changchun Kung Fu practice, suddenly bleeding to death from seven orifices .”

Various information about the deceased was quickly read out, Lu Haochu walked in casually, looked around and did not notice anything unusual.

It seems that there is really a problem with the practice of Changchun Kung Fu, but it is impossible for Changchun Kung Fu to go wrong.

Lu Haochu squatted down slightly, and saw a ferocious face, with traces of blood on all seven orifices.

"Report directly to Zhongshufu. This matter is beyond our ability. We need a Jindan to help. There is also a strict control network, and any vicious remarks about Changchun Gong must be controlled. Disorderly rhythm Please go drink tea, the situation is more serious than we imagined."

"yes."

Not long after the assistant left, he ran in quickly, and said in a panic, "Zu Lu, cases of death due to practicing Changchun Kung Fu began to appear in various parts of Qingzhou."

Lu Haochu remained calm and said: "All cases must not be reported in this form. It must be said that there are unknown monks attacking ordinary people. And don't reveal the cause of death to the victim's family for the time being, let alone let them tell the matter."

The next night, the largest printing factory in the East China Sea was attacked and millions of copies of "Tong Xuan Shu" were wiped out.

On the same day, an explosion occurred in the Zhongshu Mansion. Fortunately, there was an array of protection and no casualties.

At noon, Zhongshufu issued an order to the whole area to enclose the mountain and seal the temple.

In Zhoudi, all the sects except the Shangqing Palace were blocked by the army, and the situation became extremely tense for a while.

And the company was not stable. Lu Haochu handcuffed some of his former colleagues. They had a common identity that they were not monks trained by the Qing Palace and the government. This restricts their personal freedom and also protects their personal safety.

At least you won't get a hat for sitting in jail.