The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

In the mahjong parlor.

"Wang Zha, if you lose, pay back quickly."

Li Yi sat on the bench, imitating other old men, put his right foot on the bench, leaned his elbows on the table, and casually hit the big and small kings.

Because I am invincible in mahjong, many old men and old women are afraid to ask me to play, and they will not do things like giving money. But I was thinking about how to win money back from myself, so I changed the game.

Landlords.

He sits in the dealership, hoping to let him spit out all the winnings, but unfortunately these people can't win against him in terms of luck.

In the words of the old gods, it is luck, the top powerhouses have luck, and many good things will come in a hurry. Li Yi felt that this was just an afterthought. He wanted him to say that it is the strong who have the ability to turn bad things into good things, not good luck to become strong.

Just like the establishment of orthodoxy after the successful rebellion in ancient times, you can find any reason, but it is not the reason for the success of the founding emperor.

The old gatekeeper of the old community looked ashen, took out his pocket, and said: "On credit, on credit, I'm going to lose my pants. Are you a trickster, you kid? No one wins all the time."

Li Yi glanced at the large group of people surrounding him, and said, "The eyes of the masses are discerning."

With so many pairs of eyes staring at him, even the God of Gamblers can't cheat. Li Yi can cheat, but there is a prerequisite for him to cheat, that is, the other party cheats first.

The other two took out a piece of 1 yuan respectively. They didn't play much, and the top of the game was only 5 yuan, and most of the time it was 1 yuan.

As the name suggests, it's a small gambling game, although most of the time these uncles and aunts are jealous.

"Hey, I beat you today." The doorman sighed and began to collect the cards, and the people around him gradually dispersed. What made people puzzled was that Li Yi didn't get up, and was still sitting on the bench.

"Li Yi, why don't you go home to accompany your little girlfriend after this hour?"

Usually at this point Li Yi should be going home, no matter what other people say, this kid can always run away.

Li Yi said, "Let's play a few more rounds."

"Have you quarreled?" The doorman asked first, and then comforted him as if he had come here:

"It's okay for young people to quarrel. After a lot of quarrels, life will be easier. If you don't quarrel now, you will argue for a divorce. If you two are suitable for living together, maybe you can increase your relationship."

"Then how to keep the two women from quarreling?" Li Yi humbly asked for advice, as he had no experience in this area.

Although he has lived for more than 5,000 years, his spouse has always been one. Conflicts are at most between two people, and it is impossible to involve a third party.

But now, excluding myself, there is a fourth person...

Li Changsheng is not omniscient and omnipotent, and neither is Li Yi.

"Is there a relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law? Let me think about it..."

The doorman thought about it for a while. He studied sociology before retiring. The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, which has plagued Chinese society for thousands of years, is a major issue.

In the end he shook his head and said: "Women can't solve a fight. My suggestion is to stop fighting when the fight is over. As the core of the family, you will fight for ownership of you regardless of emotion and reason. You are like a lion in a pride of lions." .”

"Of course, this analogy is not very appropriate. You are either impartial, or trying to please both sides."

"I see the same thing." Li Yi nodded slightly, and he asked again: "My parents may not accept them, what should I do?"

"Young people, feelings are a matter between the two of you. You can listen to what your parents say, but you can't listen to them all."

The doorman patted Li Yi's shoulder sympathetically, as if he saw himself back then.

"It's not easy for you. This kind of thing has been a dilemma since ancient times. It's the best policy to think more about yourself."

"Been taught a lesson."

"Since you don't want to go back, then continue to come. I must win back today."

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At the same time, on the other side, the atmosphere was extremely tense, as if there were thousands of fine needles in the air, and one breath could make people's lungs full of holes.

Fairy Taiyin didn't back down at all this time. She backed down before because she wasn't strong enough. Just escaped from the control of that crazy woman, and happened to be rescued by her, so she had to bow her head under the eaves.

Unlike the current situation, she and Taidong Yunshu are both at the golden core stage, and their strength may be strong or weak, but they are at least at the same level. The village woman before was much weaker than the sword idiot in front of her. In terms of fighting skills, the sword idiot crushed the village woman unilaterally, and the fields they are good at are fundamentally different.

But the village woman still fought back and forth with this sword idiot, the reason was that this was not a simple fight, but also involved a battle of emotions. Similar to the ancient Gongdou, those concubines who wanted to be superior would not be able to seize the position by copying the guy and cutting off the queen, and their current situation is the same.

According to my rich experience, the condition for victory is not to be better than anyone else, but to be more patient than anyone else, and not to make mistakes than anyone else. It is only a year or two now that everyone has that patience, but what about dozens or hundreds of years later?

Just like what he said to Shiraishi before, people's thoughts will change. After dozens or hundreds of years, she didn't believe that Jian Chi and the village woman could still have that patience. In the end, the two will join forces to force the palace, and then it will be her victory!

They just compete for superiority, and the rabbit only loves the immortal~

So being discovered is not a problem, on the contrary, it can intensify the situation and bring oneself one step closer to victory.

Fairy Taiyin was overwhelmed by her own wit, and she was full of confidence in her heart, so her courage was naturally not much worse.

She straightened her back and raised her head, lightly raised her fingertips and flicked away the Heavenly Sword. The crisp impact made the door buzz, and a wave of air spread around them.

Seeing that she was in a trance, Bai Shixue almost fell to the ground, and then a mysterious and mysterious breath appeared, and all the discomfort was calmed down silently.

"Take your sword away, who are you scaring? Master Rabbit, I'm not too scared. Now you and I are both at the Golden Core stage. Although I can't beat you in terms of fighting skills, I still have the qualifications to fight you twice." Yes. Now that things are getting big, it’s not good for any of us, so why don’t we sit down and talk about it.”

With his ingenuity, he will definitely be able to fool this sword idiot.

"Oh." Dong Yunshu narrowed his eyes slightly, put the Heavenly Sword back into its sheath, and the tense atmosphere was relieved a little at this moment.

Fairy Taiyin showed a slight smile, and continued: "It seems that fighting and killing are not all in your mind. How can you win by force in matters of emotion."

"But I can make you disappear."

With a bone-chilling voice, Dong Yunshu reached forward with his left hand and grabbed Fairy Taiyin, who was already on guard. In an instant, the spiritual energy surged, and the spiritual energy in a radius of ten miles stirred up gusts of wind, blowing the clothes hanging by the residents on the floor flying everywhere.

In front of Fairy Taiyin, in a place invisible to the naked eye, hundreds of body protection methods wrapped around the probing hands like spider webs. Pushing forward an inch is equivalent to pushing dozens of tons of objects, and the invisible magic protection in front of him can resist a heavy truck traveling at high speed, or even a missile.

Although the rabbit was not good at fighting skills, and was even called the last one by Li Changsheng in the fighting skills of transforming gods, the emaciated camel was bigger than the horse. At the peak of transformation, she used the Taoism of the golden core stage, which is far better than most people.

Simply mobilizing the aura within a radius of ten miles with every gesture is not the level that Jindan stage can reach.

"Your previous life was only at the early stage of becoming a god, but you, Lord Rabbit, I am at the peak of becoming a god."

As soon as the words fell, accompanied by a crisp sound, the palm that had stopped before continued to move forward. The hundreds of ways of protecting the body were shattered inch by inch, and the turbulent aura was visible to the naked eye, as if golden strands of silk were flying in the air.

The whole building was shaking violently, but in the next moment it was leveled again by an invisible force. The rapid change was only a few tenths of a second, and it did not cause any trouble to the surrounding people.

Gather ten thousand jun forces within a square inch, and transform the collapsed mountain into a breeze.

Dong Yunshu noticed this scene, but ignored the movements of his hands and opened them up. A sword intent flew out and smashed all the obstacles in front of her in an instant, and her hand grabbed Fairy Taiyin's hair.

Hair like snow, soft like silk.

Others might caress him very pitifully, but Dong Yunshu just pulled him over so abruptly, with downcast eyes and cold eyes, slightly leaning over to look at Fairy Taiyin.

That look seemed to be looking at an ant.

"too poor."

How can it be? !

Taiyin Fairy's eyes widened, her Taoism was cut off by the opponent's sword intent. This is her best body protection method besides escape method, a supernatural power called Jin Xu Qi Gang.

This is a supernatural power tailor-made for him by the immortal head!

Someone who was looking at this side sighed silently, no matter how good the supernatural power is, it depends on the person. The difference in fighting skills between the two was not even a little bit, not to mention that the rabbit had only just reached the Golden Core, and Yun Shu was already infinitely close to the Nascent Soul.

Dong Yunshu said coldly: "After leaving now, don't come to Zhoudi again, I can let the past go."

Although the rabbit has been poured with cold water at this moment, and his heart is already timid, he still bites the bullet and said: "What if I don't?"

As soon as the words fell, Dong Yunshu raised his other hand high, and the Heavenly Sword disappeared, and he punched the rabbit hard in the face with his palm transforming fist. Without any hesitation, he hit the face of the country and the city solidly, perfectly interpreting what is called hot hands and residual flowers.

Seeing her mouth open slightly, Bai Shixue stepped back half a step, with a hint of fear on her face.

Really hit.

Taiyin Fairy was obviously a little dazed when she was punched, she didn't expect the other party to be so rude with fists and kicks.

"You hit me?"

Boom!

Dong Yunshu raised his fist and punched the eye sockets and eyebrows again. Although the eye slits were not cracked and black beads burst out, there were still some bruises. The sound was even more frightening, beating like a drum.

With Jindanqi's physical strength, a few bruises from one punch were enough to show that Dong Yunshu didn't hold back his hand at all, and she wouldn't hold back either.

What I care about is Li Yi alone, not these little bitches. In her opinion, these people should get out, and if they don't, they will be beaten until they dare not come.

Dong Yunshu is competitive, and has never been weaker than others in his life.

"You little virgin who has never had sex!" Fairy Taiyin was completely angry. How long ago had she suffered such humiliation.

Ever since I was with the Immortal Elder, no one has ever dared to hit me, let alone being punched in the face by someone grabbing my head. The harm is not big but the insult is very strong, and I don't give myself any affection!

Are you still a practitioner?

Fairy Taiyin was furious, and without any regard for restraint, she raised her fist and hit Dong Yunshu as well, with a bang, the hair of the two of them was blown up. However, the fist did not hit Dong Yunshu's cold face, and was blocked by an invisible sword gang at a distance of one centimeter.

Dong Yunshu punched down again, and the feeling of hitting the rabbit's face was no longer as good as before. She narrowed her eyes slightly and the force on her hands increased again.

Since you want to protect, then I will let go and hit.

"I'm at odds with you!"

"You still fight! Ahhhhh I killed you old maid."

"Wuwuwu Immortal, save the rabbit, I will be beaten to death"

Fairy Taiyin's cries were earth-shattering, as if she had been injured enough to be fatal, and Li Yi would die in the next second if she didn't make a move.

And the power in the dark just suppressed the voice, as long as the three of them heard it, and outsiders didn't know what happened here. Even the dozen or so golden elixirs who secretly cast their gazes here could not recommend this old apartment to be half-truthful.

He knows the reason why family affairs should not be publicized.

The rabbit screamed miserably, but it was actually just a few flesh wounds, which could be cured in the blink of an eye. In fact, since the second punch, Li Yi has secretly helped her take off most of the force, basically just pressing his fist on the face.

But the rabbit is too good at selling, and will add injuries to his face.

After a while, Fairy Taiyin had already bruised her nose and swollen face.

A normal person might have been beaten into a pig's head, but Fairy Taiyin might have too high an upper limit for appearance. Instead of becoming disfigured or ugly, the bruises on her face made her look a little more pitiful.

Dong Yun exhaled slowly, feeling refreshed for a while.

She had been able to fight Wei Xi before, but she couldn't press the opponent down so easily and beat him so hard. If you want to subdue the opponent, you have to show some real skills, and you won't be able to keep your hands at that time, so Li Yi will take action to stop them.

But the rabbit spirit in front of him was different, it was too weak.

However, there is also a disadvantage in this way, Li Yi will favor her, and from the very beginning, he secretly poked and poked himself to prevent himself from hitting the rabbit spirit. It seems that the punch to the flesh can be touched at most, and the force is so light that even ordinary people can't hurt it.

Fairy Taiyin also gradually stopped crying at this time. She was really scared, but she wasn't really crying. Everything is just to win the sympathy of the immortal head, and then let the immortal head help him, so as to achieve the purpose of occupying a favorable position.

And the fairy elder did help himself, but he didn't help her fight this sword idiot!

Bai Shixue, who couldn't see the clues of the darkness, was dumbfounded, and was shivering against the wall.

It's not that she has never seen a woman robbing a man. She used to like to shoot this kind of scene in TV dramas that were more ancient. When she was in elementary school, the TV dramas that her mother watched every night at 8 o'clock almost had a scene where several women fought for a man.

But it's the first time I've seen someone who punches to the flesh like this and is more fierce than a gangster movie.

"Have you hit enough?" Fairy Taiyin said coldly, and the next second Dong Yunshu punched him again. It was still thunderous and rainy, but it made her even more angry.

"You sword idiot, do you know how to fight and kill? No matter how powerful you are, can you bring the fairy back to the sword sect?"

Dong Yunshu said: "Do you know that people die and Dao disappears? There are many things that seem to be complicated among mortals, but in fact everything can be solved as long as people are killed. Back then, those giant companies kept saying that society could not live without them, and then I let them Disappear, Qi is more prosperous."

Even if you have great intellect, you can calculate all the schemes in the world, as long as your head falls to the ground, it will turn into dust.

"You dare?"

"There is no one in the world that I, Dong Yunshu, dare not kill."

As the Heavenly Sword fell into her palm, a killing intent flashed in Dong Yunshu's eyes. She hated cheating the most, and this rabbit spirit stayed by Brother Li's side for so long.

I'm afraid I've done everything I should and shouldn't have done.

"Enough is enough for Yun Shu."

A flat voice came out from the void, and Li Yi suddenly appeared next to Dong Yunshu. The situation has developed to such a point that he has to stand up.

"Friend Daoist, my sword hasn't been unsheathed yet." Dong Yunshu glanced at him out of the corner of his eye, and then swung out the sword.

The sword light is bright, and the sword intent soars into the sky.

The target was not Fairy Taiyin, but Li Yi.

Her sword was not out of its sheath, and she had no intention of really killing the rabbit spirit. But when Li Yi stood up, she was really murderous.

Li Yi raised his hand to block it, and the palm of his hand could reach a distance of three inches. The sword light, which was enough to cut off the tall buildings behind him, fell into his palm, leaving a shallow white mark in the end.

"Yun Shu..."

He was interrupted by Dong Yunshu just after he said his name, and the other party said coldly: "For fellow Taoists, just call them fellow daoists."

Really angry.

Li Yi scratched his cheek, showing a rare embarrassment, and turned his head to look at his intimate little padded jacket.

"Rabbit."

Fairy Taiyin turned her head away and said, "Prince Immortal, there is no need for the maid to be so intimate."

She knew that she should only feel sorry for the elder now, but just now Li Yi didn't come out to favor her from the beginning to the end, which made the rabbit very, very angry.

I screamed so badly!

"Shiraishi."

Bai Shixue shook his head again and again and said, "Student Li, we are just friends."

"..."

Li Yi was speechless, he remembered what the guard said not long ago.

As the core of the family, standing up will inevitably lead to fire. And here is not a conflict between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, but a more intense conflict between a daughter-in-law and another daughter-in-law.

It is obviously impossible for him to stand up and convince everyone.

If I knew it earlier, I would continue playing mahjong.