The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down
Chapter 239
Li Yi frowned, Tu'er was extremely smart in this regard.
These words sound like a sign of weakness, but they can instantly disintegrate the common hatred between Xi'er and Yun Shu. Recognizing Xi'er as the eldest sister and Yun Shu as the second sister, there is not much problem in calling them. But the relationship between them has a somewhat different meaning.
Based on his understanding of the second daughter, Yun Shu would never recognize this title, and might even quarrel with Xi'er.
Slightly lowered her head to look at the rabbit who was hugging her, at this time she was winking at herself as if implying something. Li Yi smiled and then pretended not to see it, but soon a crisp and sweet voice came to his ears.
"It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for the fairy head! These two bad women are just stubborn and unwilling to obey you. I can't stand the rabbit anymore. I must help you get these two people into obedience. Then the fairy head will be fine." The sword fairy with the left hand is the flying general with the right hand, so happy to turn the clouds and rain."
"If the head fairy doesn't mind, so can the rabbit."
The voice is very seductive, the so-called ethics and shame do not exist for Taiyin Fairy, and what she said completely captures the deepest desire of human nature. The rabbit is like the legendary Daji, she is extremely charming, like a demon.
It's a pity that Li Yi is not King Zhou. If he was before the age of 1,000, or when he was still a mortal, he would nod and agree. And now he has completely cut off the matter of lust, but at least he will not be affected by it.
What's more, it's not that Li Yi hasn't tried what the rabbit said in his previous life. The rabbit knows how to avatar, but he never uses it on the right path.
He has also seen the world, and he prefers watching theaters to this.
Li Yirao looked at a few people with interest, they had been with him for a period of time. Regardless of the length of time, they are important treasures on his path of practice. It is quite interesting to stand together and bicker with each other today.
The analogy appears with historical figures such as the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, the Emperor of Xia, Shang and Zhou. The greatest joy of reincarnation lies in these people, and Li Yi also got to see the interaction between them.
If you don’t watch it now, you won’t be able to see it in two thousand years.
At this moment, Dong Yunshu came to his senses, and said with a slightly cold face, "Who is the second sister?"
Sure enough, he was hooked.
Fairy Taiyin smiled secretly, showing a little fear on the surface, and said weakly: "In terms of time, General Wei is the first person to meet the fairy head, and he is the wife of Mingmei, isn't he the eldest sister?"
Hearing these words, Feijiang on the other side was elated, and she naturally sensed the intention of the rabbit spirit, and these words really touched her heart. She has always regarded herself as a regular wife, and if she really wants to rank her seniority, she must be the oldest.
This bunny is pretty darn good.
Dong Yunshu snorted softly and said, "It's just the common rules of the world, those who practice well are immortals."
She has always talked about things and rarely cared about other people's feelings. Wei Xi is obviously not someone he needs to worry about. At the same time, Dong Yunshu really didn't care about this wife's name, she thought that the Taoist couple was better.
"We are all monks, and what Sister Dong said is not unreasonable." Fairy Taiyin said hesitantly, "A family cannot be left without a master. Sister Dong has the strongest cultivation and strength, or should Sister Dong be the greatest?"
She kept observing Dong Yunshu's expression while speaking, but the other party still didn't respond, and Wei Xi wasn't fooled on the phone.
Sure enough, these two stinky women are not so easy to deceive, and they have seen my intentions.
Rabbit quickly changed his style of play. Since there is no contention in name, then there will always be a struggle for actual power, right?
"Of course I am younger than the two sisters no matter what, but I have to have a head, so I can arrange the daily life of the fairy. For example, who will wash and cook for the fairy after I leave, and who will sleep with the fairy."
Dong Yunshu frowned and became a little interested. She knew that Rabbit Spirit was trying to deceive herself with her name. Leaving aside whether she is interested in this title, the so-called ranking of one, two, three does not match what she wants.
She wants it all, and that hasn't changed.
But she is interested in the latter sentence, and it's okay to make a little progress if she doesn't meet her requirements now. Dong Yunshu didn't think that because of this rabbit spirit, he and the village woman loved each other as a family.
"So I can be the eldest sister."
When Dong Yunshu said these words, Rabbit knew that he had already succeeded. Sure enough, the voice on the phone in the next second was already full of anger, Wei Xi said: "Dong Yunshu, don't fall for her tricks."
Dong Yunshu asked straightforwardly: "So you want to be the big one?"
"I've always been the first wife."
Wei Xi knew it was a trick but still had to jump. She couldn't just admit that she was a little girl, and this swordsman's intentions were already very obvious.
Rabbit hastened to add fuel to the fire: "In ancient times, three wives were divided into four concubines. Although this bad habit no longer exists in modern times, wives are still legal spouses, so Sister Wei should be older."
"Then you are not now," Dong Yunshu said domineeringly. "The ones who have mastered the practice are the first, and you will have to ask me when you see Brother Li in the future."
"Are you out of your mind? I asked you, mistress, when I met my husband, should we also report to you when we have sex?"
Wei Xi almost exploded his assistant's cell phone, and sure enough, he and this mistress are incompatible, and their behavior and personality are inherently incompatible.
"The most urgent thing now is to send this rabbit spirit to Zhaodi. There needs to be a state-level township there. I'm not kidding."
Zhao Di is located in the land of Shenzhou. Although the land area is relatively small, there are several high-quality spiritual veins. And because there is no township level, a lot of sects have gathered, and there are 64 sects recorded in the official account, among which there are unidentified casual cultivators.
But so far no town-state level has been decided. One is that China has entered a period of peace, and the other is that no one can suppress all sects.
Fairy Taiyin may not be good at fighting skills, but the Taoism at the peak of transformation is enough to be at the township level, let alone have a relationship with her husband. No one will be dissatisfied with emotion or reason, it can be said that that position is tailor-made for Taiyin Fairy.
She has to go if she doesn't want to.
"Naturally." Dong Yunshu nodded and agreed, she wanted to be the older one, and sent the younger one away.
Otherwise, when she returns to Tianjianzong, when she thinks of a rabbit spirit hugging and stroking her brother Li when she is meditating, it will be difficult for her to enter the samadhi!
"Rabbit, go, rabbit." The rabbit nodded obediently as if resigned to its fate.
Wei Xi said again: "Then leave as soon as possible and don't stay long."
"No, I want to spend the night."
Dong Yunshu hung up the phone without giving Wei Xi any face. She finally had a reason to come, so she naturally wanted to stay overnight.
In the evening, Fairy Taiyin went out to buy vegetables with a heavy heart, and prepared a sumptuous dinner for everyone.
All the dishes were swept away, except for a plate of fried pork with bitter gourd. They didn't dare to eat any more after taking a bite. Fairy Taiyin spends more time in cooking than all supernatural powers and spells, so in a sense, her food has entered the Dao, and she can eat Dao rhyme.
But tonight's food was rather bitter, especially this plate of bitter gourd, it was simply hard to swallow.
Fairy Taiyin held a plate of bitter gourd and gnawed alone, with that expression coupled with a peerless face, Bai Shixue felt inexplicably distressed when she saw it.
The smile on Li Yi's face was undisguised, and he rubbed the opponent's head lightly: "Focus more on supernatural powers and spells. I don't ask you to change everything, but at least you have some means to save your life. If you put Jin Xu If you have trained your Qi Gang to the level of transformation, I can go and see you."
"Really?" Fairy Taiyin raised her head, her red pupils fluttered, and her voice was even softer to the extreme.
"When did I lie to you?"
"The rabbit will definitely work harder!"
After tea and dinner, it was soon 10 o'clock in the evening. Li Yi went back to the house to read a book early, and the remaining three women were confronting each other in the living room.
The eyes met and looked at each other, and the atmosphere under the dim light became a little weird.
Dong Yunshu looked at the two of them calmly, and blocked the door of the master bedroom very naturally, so that they did not dare to take a step forward.
Seeing the inexplicable loss, Bai Shixue felt that she couldn't even talk if she didn't practice. Usually, I might have been lying on Li Yi's big bed long ago, falling asleep. But now there is no need to think about it, recalling the brutal beating in the morning, Bai Shixue dared not take any presumptuous actions.
We are just friends.
She comforted herself so much.
But Fairy Taiyin has no such reason. She looked at Dong Yunshu with tears in her eyes, and begged: "The rabbit is going to Zhaodi soon, and the two places are separated from the fairy head. You can't let the rabbit serve the fairy head again." Is it late?"
"No, go to the guest room."
After speaking, Dong Yunshu walked into the room and closed the door with a bang. The two people who were left outside could only run into the next guest room in desperation, only one bed was generously given to Bai Shi Xuejian who was a mortal.
"Sister Rabbit, why don't we sleep together"
Bai Shixue had just finished speaking when she saw the white-haired girl laying her ears on the wall on the right, gritting her teeth and listening to the movement next door.
Not so, not so.
——
On the other side, Li Yi was half-lying on the chair and playing with the game of Tikka, and the sound of tinkling kept coming out.
The game of Xiaoxiaole is very wonderful. It is obviously a change of skin but not a bone, but it can always give him a new experience. Just like playing mahjong, there is a high probability that you will win in the end, but the process is never boring.
"Brother Li."
Dong Yunshu's cold voice reached his ears, but he didn't raise his head. He had reached the critical moment and would break the record in a few minutes.
"Um."
Suddenly, a white and slender palm pressed Li Yi's phone, followed by a scent of fragrance. Dong Yunshu directly straddled Li Yi, raised his chin slightly with the other hand, and then kissed him very naturally.
The lips and kisses meet, and they are opened when touched, just like tasting fine wine.
What Dong Yunshu likes is not the act of kissing, it just feels like this has an inexplicable sense of possession. Both handshaking and kissing are skin-to-skin contact, but the latter is not for everyone.
Li Yi looked at his broken record with regret, raised his head and asked, "What's wrong?"
"I like Brother Li even more. It's the love between a man and a woman." Dong Yunshu replied with a blunt and cold face as always, without much shyness.
Shyness may not appear on this face, after all, she has always been so straightforward.
"Although there is another rabbit spirit, Brother Li is becoming more and more shameless. When I was with Wei Xi, you were partial to Wei Xi, and now you are partial to the rabbit spirit. You have never cared for me like a woman. I am really I want to beat you hard, until your face is bruised and swollen."
Li Yi's eyes were as calm as water, and he said, "You don't need anyone to take care of you, because you are a sword fairy."
Dong Yunshu is very strong. He has never been weak since we met. He is strong in all aspects from cultivation to spirituality. He felt that taking care of Dong Yunshu was disrespectful to Dong Yunshu, and the two of them treated each other like guests before, and there was no love between men and women.
At least Dong Yunshu didn't make it clear, and Li Yi wouldn't think about it, for fear of ruining the relationship.
It is even more unnecessary now, she is already a sword fairy, the strongest among the people Li Yi cherishes.
"But I also hope that brother Li will favor me, not because I can and you don't do it." Dong Yunshu's voice carried a trace of emotion, which was complaining and jealousy, which is very rare.
Li Yi couldn't help looking up at her, the moonlight poured in from the window, mixed with the neon lights of the city. The cold fairy above the nine heavens raised her blue hair slightly, then bent down and did not kiss again, but simply kissed her cheeks.
Dong Yunshu's skin was very soft, exuding a coolness, which was refreshing and pleasant in the temperature of April.
"What's wrong with you?" Li Yi asked, he could clearly feel that the other party was emotional, which was an unprecedented reaction.
"Brother Li, I read the Tongxuan Book and the Last Sword Sect. Let me ask you, did you save the world because of me? If it was me, I could give you a little reward. If it wasn't, I would be very angry."
Dong Yunshu's voice was rare and perhaps soft, but Li Yi's heartbeat also accelerated a little bit. He admitted that his heart was moving, after all, he was the person he had been with for so long.
He only hesitated for a moment, and then he said frankly: "From you, to the disciples of Jianzong, and to the people of Li people."
"When I see parents who are willing to refine themselves into elixir to protect their children, when a wise king is forced to let his people be living corpses, when the tombstones of Jianzong's disciples occupy the top of Tianjianzong's mountain. When the evil is rampant, I know this world must be saved."
Dong Yunshu also said in the same way: "The world is the villages and towns that brother Li and I walked through. It is a bowl of wontons, not just the word world."
The two looked at each other with a smile, and those who are Taoists are like-minded.
They save the world because of the slightest affection for all kinds of people, but it's not all about love for children, it's about being human, not simply the word "world".
Although Li Yi has become very shameless now, Dong Yunshu feels that he has read the right person. And when he joined Jianzong, at least he did it purely for himself.
"Brother Li, your answer is correct, but I'm not satisfied." Dongyun got up slowly, took a few steps back and lay straight on the bed, revealing his graceful figure under the moonlight.
"So you reward me, okay?"
"Of course." Li Yi stood up from the chair, staring straight at Dong Yunshu, a ray of bright red appeared on his cold face.
It turns out that snow lotus can also bloom red flowers.
Dong Yunshu didn't know why her heart was beating very fast. She thought that she could calmly accept this kind of physical desire, and her thousands of years of practice would be wasted. What makes people nervous is not the thing itself, but the people.
Li Yi lifted up his hair gently, and said in a gentle tone: "I have a skill here, which is the energy of yin and yang in an orderly manner. Although it is humiliated by someone, it is still rare for it to be used for cultivation. Extreme skills."
Dong Yunshu froze for a moment, then showed emotions and expressions that had never been seen in hundreds of years, anger and shyness filled his beautiful face.
She was no longer the cold and noble in the past, and cursed: "Beasts are not as good as!"
Is this the time to impart supernatural powers?
Before Dong Yunshu could speak again in the next second, almost endless mana melted into his body, intermingling with his own mana and involving each other.
The mind method is the orthodox method of dual cultivation, but the posture of entering meditation is not.
"Brother Li, your method of double cultivation is weird, not like the orthodox Taoism."
"Have you? Yun Shu, have you learned other methods of double cultivation?"
"No. But I know a little bit."
"That may be a pirated version. My method of dual cultivation can reach the Dao of Transforming Gods."
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