The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

early morning.

The hot sun shines on the bed in the bedroom. The bed in the rental house is actually not that big, only 1.2 meters wide, a standard single bed.

It's not impossible for two people to sleep, but it's a bit crowded.

Li Yi lay on the bed and looked at the ceiling, feeling the heaviness of his body and the softness brought by the touch of his skin. There were not too many ripples and desires in his eyes, but for some reason, a very long memory reverberated.

'It seems that in junior high school, two people slept on the same bed. '

At that time, he was only a teenager and studied in a township school. At that time, his junior high school had relatively complete facilities, and the classrooms basically realized multimedia teaching. But the dormitory was very poor. When he came in the first semester, except for those who were particularly tall, the others needed two people to sleep in one bed.

In summer, the dormitory is full of sweaty smell.

Li Yi was sleeping with Zhao Si at the time. Although the two had just started to develop, it was a bit crowded to sleep together. Just like the feeling now, of course, the details must be better than back then.

Wei Xi's smell is light and elegant, his skin is more delicate, his body is light and soft, and at the same time, the body brought about by his practice is not too weak. Monks can achieve a state that ordinary people cannot reach, such as being slim and plump is incompatible, because it involves the accumulation of fat.

A monk can do it, and can control the shape of the body at will. At the level of the golden core, thin and fat are no more than a thought away.

Wei Xi should have adjusted his body on purpose, in Zhuangzi's words: the skin is like ice and snow, and he is as graceful as a virgin.

Modern literature should be like a thin willow waist and vest line, and it is stunning to look down and not see your toes.

In contrast, Zhao Si only took up space, and he still snores while sleeping, and he is still stubborn when he says he snores.

Of course it is not without flaws, Xi'er must use his arm as a pillow, and too much energy at night affects her sleep. Just like a rabbit, he is very interested in the relatively superficial method of dual cultivation, but not interested in the Yin-Yang Dao that he has comprehended.

Although he is not functionally deficient, and he doesn't have much resistance to yin and yang intercourse, he can still feel physical and spiritual pleasure from it. But compared to this monotonous joy, Li Yi hoped that they would not forget to practice while having fun.

It should be a combination of work and rest, a few hours is enough. But Wei Xi just cast a somewhat annoyed look at Li Yi's statement, and questioned Li Yi very arrogantly, and even worried about Li Yi's state.

This is of course not because Wei Xi is guessing and talking nonsense, but because Li Yi's two disciples are both Taoist priests and monks. She was afraid that her husband would be spoiled, what if she was fooled into a monk by a Taoist monk?

Li Yi got up and half-lyed on the bed, picked up the mobile phone on the table, and looked at the work report sent by Qingxuan.

This action naturally awakened Wei Xi who was resting with her eyes closed. She climbed up to Li Yi like a water snake, and asked softly in her ear:

"What are you looking at, sir?"

"Why don't you call me by my name?" Li Yi asked pretending to be surprised.

I still remember that before three o'clock in the morning last night, Wei Xi was already a little swayed, and he was already riding on the fairy. The attitude was not arrogant, and they all started calling Li Yi by his name.

In a while, I'm afraid it will be called Xiao Yi.

Li Yi can understand this kind of inflated mentality, the rabbit was like this often in his previous life. After questioning, Rabbit's answer is that he thinks of his own strength and identity, and unconsciously has a sense of conquest.

This point is common to both men and women, a desire to conquer the superior. Although Li Yi is now an ordinary commoner, he is still recognized as an immortal, and he can drive the entire immortal way like an arm.

As well as the world-leading strength, he is undoubtedly the absolute superior on the objective level.

But Wei Xi, like the rabbit, was arrogant first and then begged for mercy.

Wei Xi's cheeks were bright red, not knowing whether it was embarrassment or embarrassment.

"Don't take the pleasure in your husband's boudoir seriously, I'm just joking with you."

She is also a rather serious person on weekdays, but seriousness does not mean rigidity, work and life are two states. When you get home, you should relax, not put faces on your family.

What's more, it's normal for husband and wife to joke around in the boudoir.

However, Wei Xi really felt that he was good at it. After all, when he was just practicing in his previous life, he did overwhelm Li Changsheng for a while. So she came up with an idea, to find the self-confidence that cannot be regained in terms of cultivation, and find it between husband and wife.

Even let her husband become Xiao Yi.

She was very confident and then failed miserably. In the second half of the night, honestly, according to Li Yi's guidance, he carried out the orthodox and healthy Yin-Yang Dao, absorbing Li Yi's Yuan Yang.

This primordial yang is not a material thing, but a special mana produced by dual cultivation. Li Yi can also obtain Yuan Yin, which is also useful to him.

Some of his supernatural powers need the assistance of Yuanyang and Yuanyin. These supernatural powers were discovered through double cultivation with the rabbit in his previous life. It's not bad in itself when it comes to the Yin-Yang Dao, it's even comparable to the Three-Inch Palm.

For example, Yin and Yang are reversed, which can absorb all the attacks of the enemy and fight back, and can also turn all Taoism into its own mana.

This supernatural power is almost unsolvable in the same realm, unless there is a treasure of the heavenly sword level to break it with strength. Otherwise, all the attacks will be repelled, and it will even replenish mana instead.

The vast majority of fighting skills are essentially a competition of endurance. In a high-intensity Taoism collision, the loser is often the one who loses strength first.

Li Yi naturally didn't have to be so troublesome to kill the enemy, but he felt that the reversal of yin and yang could sometimes work.

For example, when a big earthquake suddenly broke out, his current cultivation could not forcibly suppress the earth dragon to turn over, but he could suppress it by reversing yin and yang. Only half an hour of delay is needed to keep most people alive.

"My husband, I hope you can stick to this joke for a longer time. I still like your arrogant look."

There was a playful smile on the corner of Li Yi's mouth.

The transition between Domineering General and Xiao Niaoyiren took only a few hours, and there was still an hour of stubbornness in the middle. The joy of life is nothing more than meeting cute people, and Wei Xi's reaction can undoubtedly be summed up as cute.

"..."

Wei Xi buried his head in his chest when he was told, his ears turned red. After a while, he raised his head in embarrassment.

"Husband, it seems that he has done a lot with that rabbit spirit in his previous life. It's no wonder he is so greedy. If you don't accept a harem beauty, I'm afraid you won't be able to satisfy your husband."

The tone was yin and yang, and it seemed to be a compliment, but the former should be the majority.

"I don't know how many girls in the Moon Palace in the previous life were favored by your husband."

Wei Xi became more and more annoyed as he talked, and finally told himself that he was angry, and punched Li Yi in the chest. Although the fist is not big, its strength is definitely not a small punch to the chest.

Li Yi prevented his own bed from collapsing, and also prevented Uncle Zhang downstairs from having no place to live, invisibly dissipating dozens of tons of force.

He looked at Wei Xi quite amusedly, and said: "If we practice my Yin-Yang Dao in the future, your cultivation base will also improve faster. Maybe there is a slight possibility to break through the Holy King, so that you can accompany me again For thousands of years."

The high-quality and healthy double cultivation method is advocated by Li Yi. He feels that this will help them improve their cultivation faster, and it will also increase the chance of breaking through to a higher level in the future.

For example, if a monk wants to break through to become a god, he must be around 100 years old for the Golden Core and 200 years old for the Nascent Soul, so that he has enough time to realize the Tao.

It is not impossible to realize the Tao once, but it is a minority after all.

Whether Wei Xi can win Li Yi is not sure, maybe he knows in his heart that the possibility is very slim. But the higher the level of cultivation, the longer one's lifespan would always be.

For example, there is a difference of hundreds of years between the life expectancy of the early stage of Huashen and the peak life span. Li Yi only started to practice Qi at the age of eighty.

Wei Xi stopped talking immediately, but his little hands became a little dishonest, and he looked at Li Yi again with a touch of provocation in his eyes.

Li Yi frowned, and he felt that Wei Xi still seemed dissatisfied.

Ever since, I slept until 12 o'clock.

Boom boom boom.

Qiong Yu gently knocked on the door.

"Senior Immortal, it's time for lunch."

A minute later, the door opened, and Li Yi walked out, and came to the living room without changing his face.

At this time, three dishes and one soup had been set on the table, all of which were made by Qiong Yu, and they were basically learned through the Internet. As Tiandi Qingling's control over the ingredients and seasoning, it is naturally not unpalatable. Although it does not have the cooking skills of rabbits, it is definitely better than takeaway.

Bai Shi was playing with his mobile phone at the dining table, and when he saw Li Yi taking a seat, he cast a look of looking at a scumbag.

He muttered in his mouth: "You really don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, what time is it, can sister Wei be able to bear it?"

Wei Xi had just lived there for a day, when Bai Shi was completely captured by the other party, and now he has a sister by mouth. After all, Wei Xi was Baishi's idol in the first place, so Baishi couldn't hold back when the other party showed how silly he was.

In fact, this is because Li Yizhen wants to have something super friendly with her. Baishi is basically a little sheep, and he may resist but not much. Compared with the powerful monk who has spent thousands of years, she is too young and has no city.

Li Yi twitched his lips and said, "Compared to this, you should care about me. In any case, there are more than 20 years of friendship."

"I choose to stand by Sister Wei unconditionally when dealing with people who are on the same boat."

As soon as Bai Shi finished speaking, Qiong Yu immediately cast a contemptuous look, and said, "You big fool, aren't you surrendering your status? You are a maid when you enter the venue, and you are a friend if you are a spectator."

"Leave me alone."

"We should unswervingly support Senior Immortal."

The two began to quarrel every day again, which was more like an adjustment to a peaceful life than a quarrel.

Li Yi's existence can make them not need to run around for survival, let alone consider their own safety issues. The life of three points and one line almost runs through their daily life.

Plain but not boring.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Wei Xi finished refining Yuanyang, and walked out of the master bedroom in a nonchalant manner. Qiong Yu's appearance gave Qiong Yu a very familiar sense of sight.

It's just that the other party's breath is obviously much stronger than yesterday, so it seems that the other party cannot be called "sexy". Because people are practicing in a serious manner, and the improvement of cultivation base is real.

On the other hand, Baishi is all about satisfying his own desires, and his practice is always incidental. With his own base, he still hasn't broken through the golden core.

"Madam, I've already warmed up your lunch for you." Qiong Yu greeted her respectfully.

She and Baishi are taking the diametrically opposite route, and she is committed to making herself the butler of the fairy family, and she must not offend any family member.

Wei Xi said: "I don't have the habit of eating. If my husband is not at the table in the future, there is no need to keep my share."

"Yes, ma'am."

With a wave of Qiong Yu's little hand, all the food on the table flew into the kitchen. Such a magical scene is not uncommon in this family with one immortal and three great practitioners.

I heard that Senior Immortal also has a demon saint mount above the sea of ​​clouds, and above it is an extremely luxurious palace.

Regardless of the fact that they are now squeezed into this small rental house of less than 100 square meters, they actually have a real estate of heaven and earth. In terms of treasures, there are two cylinders of yin and yang, a heavenly sword, a half-immortal weapon, and various elixir in the fields at home.

These things are definitely not his own, but the fairy family has less meat and more meat, and they can eat meat while lying down. For example, Baishi, a bad guy, can get advice from immortals on cultivation, and even created an illusion with great supernatural powers to help her untangle her heart.

Qiong Yu had planned to stay at Xian's house even if she died.

At this moment, Qiong Yu quietly approached and listened to the conversation coming from the other side of the sofa.

Wei Xi sat next to Li Yi, leaning on his shoulder weakly, took out a mobile phone that he didn't usually use, and looked at the information sent by his assistant.

"Husband's death is now focused on ghosts and incense. It may be the incense gods in Rome. Just use nuclear bombs to destroy them, so as not to cause more trouble."

Wei Xi's inadvertently revealed chills caused the temperature in the living room to drop suddenly. No matter how gentle she was at home, she was still a decisive general.

What's more, it involves the life and death of those closest to him. Wei Xi has the ability and determination to kill tens of thousands of people. All those who practice power have an inhuman will, and everything that touches their scales will be ruthlessly crushed.

"Don't be impatient."

Li Yi's voice was gentle, like the chill that was taken away by the spring breeze. He patted Wei Xi's head lightly, as if he was comforting a big cat that was ready to go.

"Modern people pay attention to never suspecting crimes. I don't think it is right to prefer to kill by mistake rather than let them go. A wrongful killing is more serious than letting the villain go. No matter what the reason is, it cannot be used as an excuse to affect the innocent."

"But they are uncontrollable. They control the beliefs of at least 2 billion people." Wei Xi's eyes were still full of murderous intent. She thought Rome was very dangerous, extremely dangerous.

"My husband may not understand that what is really scary about Rome is the belief accumulated over thousands of years, a unified and huge religion. They have to pray to the heavenly father before eating, and they are religious from birth to death. The incense they control Difficult to count, China is a land of spirits, and Rome is a land of gods."

Now Shenzhou is indeed the world's dominant power, but it does not mean that it has an advantage in all aspects. If we talk about the belief in incense, Rome is a piece of fertile ground, a place where people can truly become gods and ancestors.

Its special social structure is simply a natural incense shrine. Before the recovery of the world, belief could be personal freedom, but now it is an important resource comparable to aura.

"According to the evaluation of the special organization in the military, the incense accumulated in Rome is completely enough to support the three incense gods of the deity level. Due to the restrictions of heaven and earth, they are now in a state of sleep in order to prevent the incense from being poisoned, but other means cannot be ruled out."

"So are they guilty?" Li Yi's expression was still calm, Wei Xi's mouth was slightly opened, and he couldn't tell that the other party was really guilty, but he still said in a muffled voice:

"But they threatened the husband. They have that ability, so I think they are guilty."

"There is no one in the world who can intimidate me in the past, and there will never be one in the future."

Li Yi's tone was light and calm, without any ripples, as if he was talking about what to eat tonight.

Ordinary people discuss what to eat tonight, as long as the food is not beyond their own ability, they can get it with their hands. The same is true for Li Yi. He has confirmed the world countless times and examined himself, and has never seen anyone stronger than himself.

To him, being invincible is eating, a rare and common thing.

He has long been used to it, but people in the world have not yet gotten used to it, and time will make them get used to him.

Wei Xi couldn't speak for a moment, and the rest of his worries were imperceptibly wiped away by this plain invincible spirit.

The most reassuring thing is Li Yi's indifferent and upright figure.

"but."

As soon as Li Yi's voice changed, a gentle smile was drawn on the corner of his mouth, and his voice carried a rare tenderness.

"Since Xi'er is so worried, I don't need to worry, but I have to make you feel at ease. We also have the God of Incense and Fire. Although it is a little weaker, it is enough."

The three people in the living room showed doubts. Before they could ask, Li Yi sat up slightly, and his lazy posture gradually became straighter, standing upright like a pillar of the sky.

"Where is the city god of the world?"

Words follow the law, and the sky and the earth shake.

A breeze blew from the window, and at a level that ordinary people couldn't perceive, all the city gods of Shenzhou were subject to the decree, and the irresistible mighty force spanned thousands of miles to grab them out of their gods.