The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

In the living room of less than 30 square meters, Qing Ling, who is as big as a palm, is cleaning the room with two cylinders of yin and yang, which are used as air conditioners, and by the way, practicing how to master the treasure.

Tianjian was hiding in a corner and sulked because of his recent experience, which caused Dong Yunshu to not practice swords for several days. She could only squat behind the Heavenly Sword, poking the sword with her fingers, thinking about how to comfort it.

After all, she had never seen Tianjian so lost.

The rabbit disappeared, practicing in the master bedroom.

Wei Xi uses the newly bought computer to work remotely, otherwise Qindi Temple will kill him.

The thought of a large group of old men kneeling outside the door like ancient ministers made her scalp tingle. And if this happens, a certain mistress must volunteer to help Daqin.

While Li Yi was sitting on the sofa, Yuan stood in front of him holding the report in a daze.

"Do you want to change everything?"

At this moment, he is not like the master of the world-famous Tongyou, but more like an office worker who stayed up all night to catch up with work and was full of confidence to come up with a report, and then was beaten back by the boss

Yuan has full confidence in this work report and has put in a lot of effort.

Before setting up a new reincarnation, Yuan and Li Yi had a deal, or a negotiation.

Li Yi breaks the existing reincarnation, and Yuan is responsible for helping the other party build the underworld.

It is very simple to just want a reincarnation that provides reincarnation and gathers the dead, and the original reincarnation can already meet the needs. But if he wanted the legendary underworld, Yuan estimated that he would have to raise thousands of Yin gods, including Yin Cha, at least a hundred thousand.

This is an institutional construction that cannot be accomplished overnight.

Yuan does not agree with the human concept of good and evil, but he will do his best to do things with money.

Li Yi also knew this, so he entrusted Yuan. He is an absolute professional, and at first glance, he is similar to the "hard work" of crossing the world.

He is not a good person, but he definitely talks about credit and affection.

"That's right, everything has to be redone."

Li Yi shook the mana-condensed report in his hand, and said with eloquence: "Your idea of ​​asking mortals for consultation is not wrong. You don't believe in human morality, so naturally you don't understand."

"There is absolutely no problem with this proposal at the legal level. It is the essence of a modern society ruled by law, but it does not apply to the underworld."

Yuan Yuan asked suspiciously: "Why is it not applicable? Isn't it what fellow Taoists want to use human beings' good and evil to do things? Judging from the human books I have read so far, these professors have considered all aspects."

"But the ideas of intellectuals are not what ordinary people like me want."

With a flick of Li Yi's fingertips, the words that were condensed with mana flew into the air.

[The law should not only have a punitive role, but should also bear the responsibility of education. 】

He smiled slightly and tapped the table with his fingertips.

"Why should people be educated after they are dead? Those who need to be judged by the underworld, do you think they can come again? Let me say that the underworld should be an absolute tool of punishment. Only in this way can people think twice before acting."

"Absolutely heavy sentence, killing people and going to hell?"

"No, what if the murder is for a legitimate reason, such as revenge for the father, revenge for the mother?"

"I see."

Yuan had a rough idea.

Suddenly Li Yi changed his voice and asked again:

"But what if the person he is for is a villain? For example, to kill a drug dealer for a relative."

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Yuan felt that he couldn't figure it out with all his attention, commonly known as his brain was going to burn.

He had never been exposed to human morality before, let alone lived in human society. Although he deliberately learned all the laws of human beings in order to build the underworld, and can give a relatively correct answer, it is difficult to give Li Yi a satisfactory answer.

Killing people is tantamount to disrupting order and must be punished.

As Boss Li said, the underworld doesn't control the living, so why teach when people are dead?

Li Yi asked himself and answered: "You see, this is the meaning of the existence of judges. There is no perfect law in the world, and the right to arbitrate is just a patch. The disadvantage is that corruption may be born. Your existence is to let this car go on the road." on the right path."

"To put it bluntly, to be in charge of the world is to maintain stability. It is not difficult to say that it is not difficult. It mainly depends on your personal pursuit. The world is the most difficult. If you can move, you can put a pig on it and it can last for dozens or hundreds of years."

"You can imitate the modern rule of law framework, the penalty is unnecessary, and education is different from deterrence."

"Let me give you a few more examples, which can be regarded as my rare management experience..."

Li Yiwan is like a wise man who has been through the years, peeling off the cocoons of the world of mortals. No matter what kind of problem he asks, he can always give a reasonable solution from a human perspective.

The human race has a hundred ways and is proficient in Taoism.

There is a saying that without the right to investigate, there is no right to speak. Li Changsheng has not only investigated, but also practiced it, even beggars.

Li Changsheng has been in the world of mortals for thousands of years, except for the male prostitutes in the elephant house, Li Changsheng has basically tried everything.

The person in power he least wanted to be became finally did it.

You can go to the temple and go to the well market.

Li Changsheng is not a born god, but he has seen a lot and knows a lot about nature. In the final analysis, there is no limit to learning.

Yuan suddenly realized, and said: "Fellow Daoist is worthy of being a sage of the human race, it seems that I need to listen to the opinions of ordinary people."

A congenital being, the master of the underworld, who is in charge of the underworld, what he said at this moment is like a slogan on TV.

At this time, the door of the guest room opened, and a yawning woman with a melancholy temperament came out, and she woke up instantly when she saw Yuan.

It wasn't because he was attracted by the other person's appearance, but because he was too tall, at 2.2 meters, he could reach the ceiling with his hand.

"Hello."

Yuan also nodded politely. Although he is a mortal, he is one of Li Changsheng's golden house treasures, so he still needs to show some face.

Wait, mortals.

Suddenly, a bright light flashed in his mind, and Yuan asked: "Miss Baishi, I have a report here for you to read, and I want to ask your opinion."

"ah?"

Baishi was a little dazed, and didn't understand why the other party wanted to show him the report.

Yuan explained this, and when he heard that it was a proposal from the underworld to sanction the villains. Ms. Bai, who has a sense of simplicity and justice for ordinary people, immediately regained her spirits, just like she had done with Li Yi's mobile phone before.

"They all killed, and they must go to hell."

"It's about maintaining order. It's just protecting the rich. You guys have to educate these experts to take care of their fathers. Why don't you talk about the victims and how their families will compensate them?"

"Only the living need education, the dead should be severely punished, and all will go to hell."

"Why is it not a crime to play with others? Shit, no matter male or female, those who cheat will go to hell!"

Yuan took down Baishi's remarks, compared them a little, and found that the thoughts of professionals and ordinary people are indeed different.

And it highly overlaps with Li Yi's words and deeds, but the former is more rational.

The legal experts he brought in through his evocation were more concerned about the overall institutional order. Ordinary people like Shiraishi will substitute for the victim, and in human terms, they have empathy.

Both have different angles and heights.

Li Changsheng originally asked me to follow the common people's ideas, no wonder I had to change everything.

"Thank you, Miss Shiraishi."

Yuan left full of confidence. Now he has found the framework of the underworld and understands how to formulate the laws of the underworld.

Ask the common people!

After Baishi finished commenting, he was still a little dazed when he watched Yuan disappear instantly, and asked, "What is this thing for? It looks like a legal opinion issued by the government every year. Although I go to fill the property tax every year, I don't see him adding .”

Baishi decided to try Li Yi's mobile phone this year.

Wei Xi, who was working, stopped his hands and explained: "Didn't the Lord of the Netherworld say it? The underworld's punishment proposal for the wicked, that is, the punishment proposal, what you just said may affect the underworld for thousands of years in the future. rule."

Since a strong man of Yuan's level asked, he would definitely refer to it seriously. But Baishi still said in front of her husband that he actually took advantage of the situation.

"At the same time, it indirectly affects the legal sentencing in Yangjian. Maybe your heartless man will go to hell and you will really do it."

While speaking, Wei Xi, Dong Yunshu, and even Baishi looked at Li Yi inexplicably, as if hinting at something.

Facing the three eyes that suddenly gathered, Li Yi lay on the sofa and played with his mobile phone without changing his expression, and even scratched his ass in free time.

He obviously didn't think there was anything wrong with this sentence.

After all, in a broad sense, he really doesn't have a heart, it's just that everything is just right.

How could I be a heartless person?

"Sister Ewei, what you said made me feel so heavy." Baishi was already sweating profusely, thinking that someone might go to hell because of him, and he was mentally drumming.

"This shouldn't be true, right?"

"Stupid stone, where do you want to be here?"

Qiong Yu stood on the top of the white stone and said with contempt on her face: "Don't say it's the law of the underworld, even if you dream tonight, it may come true for you the next day."

"Have you forgotten the matter of using senior immortal's mobile phone to key government affairs? Clicking on one to enter one by one is more efficient than the anti-corruption mechanism."

"But." Baishi lowered his head, his fingertips kept rubbing against each other, his delicate and melancholy face appeared very tangled.

"If... I mean, what if Li Yi goes to hell because of me?"

quiet.

Everyone present was stunned for a moment, very surprised by this worry.

They never thought that Li Yi would die, and with his strength, he could not be controlled by the underworld. As long as you get to Jindan, you basically don't belong to the City God, and Huang Quan naturally won't take care of it.

It's not that there is no way to take the small golden core, but it's too much effort. Those who can break free from the pull of the underworld after death basically have the ability to transform into ghosts.

This kind of person needs to be specially caught. Huang Quan can catch one, but not all ghost cultivators in the world.

Li Yi belongs to whether he wants to let Huang Quan go to hell.

But when the girl said this, didn't she make it clear that Li Yi was a heartless man?

"Pfft."

Wei Xi covered his face and smiled lightly, his eyes were almost bent into crescent moons.

"Husband, what do you say?"

Dong Yunshu didn't smile, but nodded in agreement and said, "Brother Li, you are a heartless man."

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Li Yi was speechless, he didn't make too many excuses, as the so-called justice is at ease.

He has always been broad-minded and doesn't care about little things.

"Baishi, you are still some distance away from Jindan."

Li Yi got up from the sofa, and asked with concern on his face: "Even if you have the foundation laid by Qiong Yu, your spirit still hasn't reached the standard of Jindan. It just so happens that I have a skill here that is very suitable for you."

Baishi's cultivation is progressing rapidly, and he can be said to be a peerless genius among local monks. But that is not his own ability, it is the foundation laid by Qiong Yu.

She is a half-reincarnated.

If Qiong Yu never breaks away from this state of one body and two souls, becoming a god is a certainty. But Qiong Yu will also be affected in this way, and may never be able to return to her peak period from now on.

Li Yiyou asked Qiong Yu to leave, after all, this is the way she cultivated, so don't waste it because of Baishi. Moreover, he is also confident in cultivating Baishi, whether he can transform into a god or not, let nature take its course.

After Dushi Qingxuan died, Li Changsheng reached a reconciliation with the deceased.

Don't force anything, as long as it is not an accidental death, he is acceptable to die.

But Qiong Yu shook her head again and again for some unknown reason, and she was very resistant, saying that she liked Bai Shi very much, so much that she didn't want to separate!

But the next day, he stepped on Shiraishi's head and scolded him for being a fool.

Baishi was stunned for a moment, then nodded again and again and said: "Okay, okay, I think I can listen to your heavenly scriptures, what exercises do you want to teach me?"

Li Yi used to preach to her often, but because of her high level, she could hear it in a daze, so it was better for Wei Xi to preach to her. But Baishi still has some gains. After all, Li Yi can preach to her anytime and anywhere.

This kind of treatment is that a stone can also channel spirits, and high-concentration knowledge spreads to low-concentration brains.

Now Shiraishi felt that he could do it.

Li Yi hesitated for a moment, and then said seriously: "I have worked hard to create a special Changchun Kungfu for you."

It took a full 10 seconds to create the Changchun Gong.

A technique that helps build the foundation to cultivate to the golden core, 10 seconds is already a lot of face.

When Baishi heard that Li Yi had specially created exercises for himself, he couldn't stop smiling, and the room became much brighter in an instant.

"Li Yi, you are so kind to me."

Now Li Yi is the only one who treats her well in the whole world.

So Li Yi took Baishi into the bedroom. In order to avoid suspicion, the door was not closed, and he just went into the space used for cultivation.

boom!

Space closed.

Calm was restored in the living room.

Dong Yunshu and Wei Xi can trust Li Yi's character. If the other party is really lustful, there are probably thousands of mistresses now.

Ordinary people don't necessarily stick to one thing in their lives, not to mention that Li Chang has lived for more than 5,000 years, and most of the time he still maintains his humanity.

As for Shiraishi, it would be good to exercise more.

Living under Li Yi's wings, I am afraid that the other party can give her a little tempering, otherwise there is no hope of entering the Tao in a stable life.

———————

At the end of the Wangchuan River, a huge city already stands here.

On the city gate tens of meters high, there is a huge vermilion plaque with the inscription [Fengdu].

It was empty inside, only a few scattered buildings existed at a glance, and the rest needed to be supplemented by many Yin gods in Huangquan.

Everything is in its infancy.

However, the original configuration of the ancient city of Huangquan, the Hall of Reincarnation, and Sanshengjing are preserved.

Compared with the ancient city of Huangquan, Fengdu City is 10 times larger. This 10 times the size is not simply large for the dojo, but an expansion of power.

Compared with the old reincarnation, the new reincarnation has a full 10 times more weight in the world.

Yuan Yuan and many Yan Luo researched and concluded that the wider the control, the greater the law, and the greater its power.

The original reincarnation was just the end of a cycle of yin and yang, but now Fengdu City really wants to take care of the dead. Theoretically, Feng has the right to judge any deceased.

If Yuan was alone, he would definitely be beating his heart. The foundation of Fengdu's legislation is too arrogant, and it is easy to be attacked by groups.

But there is someone covering his head, and Yuan can apply a sentence he learned on the Internet.

Steamed bun, don't you agree?

In the hall of reincarnation.

The professors who were originally summoned have been repatriated, and everyone has been given a year of life. The power of reincarnation can allow them to grant a lifespan of thirty years at most, and the higher the cultivation level, the less effective it will be.

Probably when it comes to golden elixir, reincarnation can't bestow Yangshou at all.

Yuan returned to the Hall of Reincarnation and told many Yan Luos to change the plan again and listen to the opinions of the common people.

Lan asked suspiciously: "There are so many people in the world, how can we ask?"

Yuan smiled confidently, and said: "There is something called the Internet among mortals. We can ask and observe on the Internet."

"It is also possible to carry out a random survey of dreams. Anyway, there are more ways than difficulties."

Fengdu City did not contact the government, and they still adhered to the principle of keeping as little contact with the world as possible.

Yuan, who is very farsighted, feels that this will be even more so in the future, and he must not have any conflicts of interest with the world, especially the government. This is the best way for him to prevent the use of power for personal gain.

The corruption of ink can be big or small, and it is unforgivable to wash the sins of the wicked.

Because Yuan saw Li Changsheng's reaction to the government's deceiving attitude before.

He is very clear about what can be done and what cannot be done.

After a few more days, Fengdu City collected a large amount of 'public opinion'.

Going to hell is the first public opinion, and it is going to hell in the eyes.

Many Yan Luos were silent.

Although they are not human, it can also be seen that this will be too heavy?

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