The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

Wealth is the first step to charity, and the golden halo above the angel's head must be made of gold.

I think so, because my family has always been rich and powerful, and has been doing charity.

Since I was twelve years old.

My mother is one of the top ten wealthiest women in China, and my father is a big man at the prefect level.

I think my life is born with wealth and honor, which is different from other people.

What would you say is different?

It should be that I have no relationship with the two words and go to jail.

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When I was twelve years old, I fell in love with a girl.

She is one year younger than me, with snow-white skin, a goose-like face, and a very weak voice, which makes her look very weak.

It is said to be due to asthma.

It was only later that I learned that severe asthma would kill people without medication. Unfortunately, I knew it too late.

She wears a goose yellow skirt to school every day, and she will become the focus as soon as she enters the class.

The teachers and classmates in the class take good care of her. Many people like her, and I am no exception.

But I was the king of the kids in the class at that time, and it was impossible for me to express my feelings to her directly. To get her attention, I started pulling her hair, hiding her books, scribbling on her desk...

I did all the tricks I could think of at that age to play tricks on her, hoping to get her attention.

Later, I snatched her asthma medicine, the kind that can breathe, and sprayed all the medicine on the ground for her to lick.

Later she died.

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"Bastard! How did I give birth to a little beast like you! Do you know what you did?"

"I will kill you today!"

My father kicked me to the ground, and the severe pain made me unable to stand. This was the first time I saw my father's angry expression.

Yes, after all, he is a well-known good official, a local official who can be named and praised by the temple with a bright future.

A person like him must not be able to bear a bad boy like himself.

"Stop it, stop it! Are you going to kill him?"

"This is your only son!"

The mother pulled the father away, and the two confronted for a long time. The quarrel shook the whole house, and the furniture was smashed into a mess.

Until the police called.

Ring ring ring.

"Excuse me, is this Mr. Yu Fuhua?"

"it's me."

"We are the Chang'an District Police Station. May I ask if you have seen your child? There is a case that may be related to your child."

The father immediately hung up the phone, and he sat weakly on the chair, looking at the weeping mother and son hugging each other.

"The police will come to the door in ten minutes. One year ago, Zhoudi passed the special death penalty law for vicious crimes at the age of twelve. Although the probability is very small, there has not been a single case so far."

"Old Yu! You must save my son."

"How do you ask me to save him?! He deserves to die like a beast! He is not my son anymore. You eat fast and chant Buddha every day, don't you know that good and evil are rewarded?"

"I don't care, you must save me, or I will die for you, and no matter what, it will be the last incense of your Yu family!"

"..."

"Don't you know a lot of people?"

In the end, I didn't go to jail because I have a pair of parents with great powers.

While they were dealing with various relationships, they obtained the forgiveness of the family members, so I continued to go to school as usual.

After this time, I am more sure that I am born rich, and I am different from those poor people.

I went to junior high school, started smoking, drinking and fighting, and accidentally killed a person in the second year.

Fortunately, I have a good father, and the main responsibility was shifted to a horse boy, and I got away again without being punished.

This is a matter of course.

In high school, I beheaded my teacher in front of all my classmates. This time I was arrested and sentenced but not jailed.

My parents sent me to Qidi to study in university.

Later, I got into gambling. At first, it was a few thousand times, then tens of thousands of times, and then hundreds of thousands of times.

I won a lot at first and even started to make ends meet without my parents money. I thought everything would get better and better, but suddenly one day I lost everything and owed hundreds of thousands of gambling debts.

Fortunately, I have a good father.

In order not to let me continue to gamble, I was taken back to Zhoudi.

I am still as presumptuous and arrogant as ever, because I am born rich and honored, and I am not comparable to those poor ghosts.

I hit and killed a woman while drinking and driving. She looked like a poor ghost by her attire. I heard that she was giving food to my son. It's such a sad mother's love. They just give food to their own children, but they can't give luxury cars and beauties. What are these parents doing here?

This time, things were the same as usual, and it passed quickly. I didn't even see the news that I killed someone.

Instead, he saw his own good deeds.

[A woman crossing the road was hit by a car, the owner did not escape, but carried out a series of rescue measures]

The news said that I was a role model for road traffic worth learning.

Sure enough, it doesn't matter what the poor ghost does.

Fortunately, I have a good father, so I don't have to live like a beast like them.

A few days after killing someone, I went racing again.

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In the dimly lit space, the only candle that provided the light source was burning with will-o'-the-wisps for some reason, making it even more eerie.

A tall figure was sitting on the high platform, and Yu Shangde knelt beside him, but he was a little stupid because of being frightened by the lightning strike.

Chenghuang didn't know why he wanted to keep this person's soul body, now he understands.

He glanced at the right side out of the corner of his eye, an ordinary young man was sitting upright with a relaxed posture.

Today is the first day of the opening of the Yincao Difu. After the law of the underworld was established in Fengdu City, the town gods from all over the country began to interrogate the evil spirits more urgently.

The little evil was whipped and sent to reincarnation, and the big evil was tried and sent to the 18th floor of hell after the first trial.

This is a very cumbersome process. Compared with the operation mode of the original reincarnation, the underworld has hundreds of times more work. Originally, they only needed to wipe out the ghosts who could not reincarnate, but now they wanted to convict them.

Conviction is always the most time-consuming and labor-intensive.

Chenghuang was under great pressure, straightened his posture, and questioned the other party sharply.

"Full of nonsense, how did that girl die?"

"Aren't you afraid of going to hell if you have done a lot of evil in your life?"

"Hell?" Yu Shangde shook his head in a daze, and said, "It's better to live happily in this life than anything else. Hell, heaven, and so on are all used to deceive those foolish people, hehe they actually take it seriously. "

"Besides, it's what nobles like us say to ordinary people that we do evil. How can we be considered evil. I have seen dandies who are more arrogant than me, five surnames and seven Wang Zheng's family, Zheng Baomin. Back then, I had to call him brother and set fire to him. Burning down the house and destroying the house.”

"A woman was with a poor boy just because she rejected his pursuit. In a fit of anger, he tied them up and dragged them for ten kilometers. The skin was gone, and then what?"

"Then he became an outstanding young man, became a big entrepreneur, and became a big celebrity touted by people. Hahahaha. Those so-called fame may not know that guy once dragged a high school student to death in the street."

"I will not go to hell, I will only go to heaven if I die. Because I was born different from other people!"

After Yu Shangde finished speaking, his expression became ferocious, and saliva flowed from between his teeth.

"Who do you think you are, why don't you kill them? To put it bluntly, you can only bark, just like those pariahs on the Internet, no matter how hard you scold? We are still beauties with cars, and our monthly expenses may be theirs. money that will never be saved in a lifetime.”

The more he talked, the more excited he became, and the resentment in his body was surging, showing signs of becoming a ghost, but it's a pity that this is the underworld.

Under the law of the underworld, the soul will become the same as the yang, so that it can better eliminate obsessions and greatly increase the pain.

"The wine and meat of Zhumen smell bad, and the roads are frozen to death. This has been the case since ancient times."

A calm voice came out.

"Wherever there is any modern and ancient times, cannibalism is the same everywhere, it's just the difference between more and less."

There was a complete silence in the City God's Department, from the top to the City God, and down to the Yin servants, they didn't dare to make a sound.

Chenghuang carefully looked at the young man sitting in the corner, his expression was still indifferent, and it seemed that there was no change. But he dare not guarantee that the other party is not angry, and it is the nature of the superior to show his emotions and anger.

"Check it out."

Li Yi never expected that he could make the world innocent, but he naturally had to take care of it when he saw it.

"Quickly check." Chenghuang ordered the judge next to him, whose duty was to manage the identity of the deceased.

Although the person in Yu Shangde's mouth may not be dead yet, there will be his information in the book of life and death. As for whether to do evil or not, it's easier to catch the soul, and it's all done after a little fascination.

Of course, ecstasy is a violation of law enforcement, and will not be recognized by Fengdu, and it is easy to cause accidents if used too much.

Being able to fascinate people to confess and plead guilty will naturally also make people confess to crimes that do not exist.

Soon, Judge Wen found the man's information.

[Zheng Baomin, Yangshou eighty-five years]

If there are no accidents, this person can live until the age of eighty-five, and it may be even higher if he has the opportunity to eat some spiritual things.

There is nothing worse than this for a thousand years.

In other words, there has never been such a thing as good will be rewarded with good and evil will be rewarded with evil. It's just that the immortals set the rules, so the city god started to investigate.

Otherwise, at most, it would be a lynching in private.

The City God said: "Immortal, that person still has a few decades to live."

In the final analysis, he can only take care of the affairs of the underworld, even now according to the rules of the underworld, they must not interfere with the affairs of the underworld.

The crimes of the living are under the control of the living, and the crimes of the dead are under their control.

Now there is a villain, even the heinous City God can't do anything, he can only wait for the other party to die. There is nothing wrong with this. The city god does not lack that little time, as long as he is a person, he will die.

If you can't practice to the golden core, no matter how great the official is, it's useless.

Boom!

There was a thunder in the void, and the bodies of the Yin gods such as Cheng Huang shook suddenly, and they dared not breathe.

Li Yi said, "It's gone now."

Chenghuang was speechless, and then he remembered that this master didn't seem to belong to the Yin Division.

He took a deep breath and said, "Xuan, Zheng Baomin!"

Immediately afterwards, a ghost was drawn in by the Yin Division. It was a well-dressed, fat and round-bellied middle-aged man with a noble face.

He looked a little confused, apparently not knowing why he appeared here.

After seeing the surrounding environment clearly, my mind was struck by lightning.

In today's world where morality is rampant, the theory of ghosts and gods has long been confirmed, but recently there have been a lot of legends about the underworld on the Internet. Many people say that they have been to the underworld, were questioned by King Yama, the eighteen levels of hell, and so on.

The government has not implemented any control over the discussion of the underworld, because it is beyond their control, and it involves millions of people who can't stop their mouths. It's better to release it openly, maybe it can improve the social atmosphere.

He can also be regarded as one of the small group of people standing at the top of power, knowing many things that ordinary people don't know, and he also knows that in front of him is the City God.

Why did I appear here?

Snapped!

"Sinner Zheng Baomin, you can be convicted."

Zheng Baomin knelt down on the ground with a thump, his face turned pale instantly, he wept bitterly in front of piles of bloody criminal evidence, he tried his best to repent, his nose and tears almost ran dry.

He did regret it now, but it was definitely not because of his conscience.

In the end, the city god sentenced them to hell, and the underworld escorted them into Wangchuan.

On the gray Wangchuan road, countless undead lined up step by step. They are all reincarnated who have obtained the certificate of the city god, and they have lost their true selves.

Those with deep obsessions can still maintain their human form, and most of them are left with only a dim light.

Yu Shangde and others, who were escorted by the errands and in handcuffs, looked very eye-catching.

Entering Fengdu City, they will be taken to different Yan Luo Temples according to different crimes, which can be divided into Tongue, fire, steamer, oil pan, and so on.

As a being who claims to be a mortal said, what is the education after death?

Many of their crimes were settled, and Yan Luo's single-minded work was very efficient, and each person took no more than one minute on average. This is mainly because the information provided by the City God's Department is complete, and it is only necessary to check it with the book of life and death.

Yu Shangde was sentenced to hell, where he was sentenced to death by thousands of cuts. For some reason, every inch of his flesh and blood became extremely sensitive, and it seemed that every single knife cut off his heart and lungs.

The physical pain can still cause a coma, but the soul will be comatose, and he will remain awake all the time.

Endless wailing, endless repentance.

The innocent walk the path of Yangguan and disappear into the cycle of reincarnation at the end. Those with deep obsessions were taken to see Sanshengjing, and they were relieved after seeing all the past events in this life.

If there is a grievance, Fengducheng also provides a grievance storage service.

Who killed you? Once he enters Fengdu in the future, he will be locked by the resentment he left behind, and then he will be under Yan Luo's key observation.

If you are guilty, you will naturally be guilty, and if you are innocent, no matter how great the resentment is, it will be useless.

If you were killed in self-defense, even suing the Hall of Reincarnation is useless.

The gatekeeper stone statue sat in front of the Three Lives Well, and said in an almost bewitching tone: "Where there is revenge, there is resentment. Feng is not the most holy place. We don't uphold justice, we only torture the wicked."

"Don't you want your enemies to go to hell? Come on, let go of your obsessions and leave it to us. The next life will be better."

Fengdu City, the capital of the dead, the land of ghosts and gods.

It is neither beautiful nor perfect, it is just the product of personal subjective consciousness transforming the objective world.

The Lord of Tongyou with a flat sky crown on his head stood on the Naihe Bridge with an ordinary young man, looking at the passing dead.

"Brother Li, how about this underworld?"

"It's so good."