The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

"Li Yi!"

Father Li's angry voice sounded in the courtyard of the Li family. He took out his belt again after more than ten years. But considering the age of the other party and the presence of outsiders, he silently put down the belt.

As a teacher, he has always been very knowledgeable in education and knows how to give children a certain amount of self-esteem and privacy. What's more, Li Yi is now an adult, almost Ben 3, and is an adult.

"Come here with me."

Father Li's face was gloomy, and he grabbed Li Yi and walked into the house, but Li Yi did not resist and followed silently.

Rabbit looked surprised. This was the first time he saw such an immortal.

I am afraid that this middle-aged man is the only one in the world who dares to do this to an immortal. What an honor it is.

Mother Li next to her asked cautiously: "Little girl, how old are you?"

Tu'er looked very young, too childish to say the least, and was only in high school at most. This gave Mother Li a bad feeling and suspected that her son had committed a crime. But girls with childish looks do not exist. In recent years, young people seem to prefer this kind of girls.

"Eighteen years old." Rabbit replied without hesitation.

In fact, her body is less than 13 years old. According to the age of an ordinary rabbit, she is already approaching the end of her life. If converted to a human, she is at least 80 years old.

But she couldn't make things difficult for the immortal, saying that she would go to jail at the age of 13, and that she was too old at the age of eighty.

Choose one of each, exactly 18 years old.

"That's good." Mother Li breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "Did you meet Yi'er and I in school? How far has it developed?"

Tu'er replied firmly: "Mom, I've done everything, and I'm just waiting to continue the family lineage of the Li family!"

"..."

Mother Li was speechless.

I have already called my mother, and she probably understands to what extent.

What a sin! I just went to school and provoked another one.

inside the room.

Li's father grabbed Li Yi's ears and said sadly: "How can I raise a son like you? It's okay to have two boats. Why did I find a third one today? You are so worthy of Wei Xi and Yun Shu." ?"

"I understand that today's young people like to have fun. Your dad, I don't force you to abide by traditions."

Li Yi interjected: "Dad, although I agree that loyalty is two-way, in tradition, men do not need to be loyal. This is a historical limitation."

Therefore, Li Changsheng was still a mortal. He was dragged to a brothel by his so-called classmates and had never touched a prostitute. Because he is a modern person, he recognizes the modern concept of loyalty, and will not and does not want to be distorted and transformed by ancient society.

From beginning to end, Li Changsheng was Li Yi.

Instead of going to another world and accepting the rules of that world.

"How dare you talk back." Li's father pulled his ears a little harder. In order to save some face for his old father, Li Yi frowned slightly and pretended to be in pain.

"I already know your romantic nature. As a father, I respect your personality, but I also have a few requirements. First, you can't go to those good-natured girls. If you want to play, go to those frivolous ones. Even if I won't scold you even if you go wash your feet. Don't harm girls from good families. Is it easy to raise such a good girl?"

A son inherits his father's character, and his education from an early age shapes his character.

Li Yi was also greatly influenced by Li Xingguo. This father, who was a teacher, always taught Li Yi not to have the intention to harm others.

"That's true." Li Yi nodded in agreement.

"It's really bullshit, you've broken the habit a long time ago."

Li Xingguo said angrily: "Those two girls, Wei Xi and Yun Shu, look like they are both good-natured girls! Their appearance, wealth, and conversation are all extraordinary. Why do they fall in love with a piece of cow dung like you?"

"Ahem, dad, I am your son after all."

"You son of a bitch! Now you have really done something wrong. Why can't you just pick one, just one... Hey, where is this girl now?"

Li Yi recalled a little and described it this way: "She came from a humble background and faced many difficulties. I gave her a little help, and then it developed into this."

Born into a humble family, he was admitted to the imperial capital and was favored by the turtle son.

Li's father immediately imagined a girl who came from the mountains, went through many hardships and got into the world's top university, and then met a scumbag.

For a moment, he looked up to the sky and sighed.

"What a sin."

He once imagined that his son would give someone else's baby cabbage, and maybe he would be able to give him the apple of his eye. After all, he knew this son very well, using the words of a Taoist priest who once told his fortune.

A person of great perseverance.

And he showed his perseverance and ability in high school. He had always been in the middle and upper reaches of the game before, but he suddenly rushed to the first place in the city because of the agreement with Shiraishi.

Once he has a goal, his son is simply a genius among geniuses. Otherwise, he is a salty fish.

His Li Yi is so outstanding, how can the woman he marries in the future be an ordinary person?

But Father Li didn't expect that this turtle son was so powerful. He actually overfulfilled the task and came back with three apples at once, each one more scary than the last.

"Tell me, what are you going to do about it?"

Li Yi replied seriously: "I will cherish each of them."

Father Li couldn't bear it anymore and raised the belt in his hand.

"You son of a bitch!"

Naturally, they all ended up being dodged by Li Yi. His figure was as flexible as a loach, and he couldn't be hit no matter how hard he hit him.

Father Li was panting, looking at Li Yi in disbelief, and asked, "Are you going to cultivate immortality?"

Li Yi nodded, because he felt that he could let his parents try to practice. It was not mandatory, but to see the talent of the two elders in practice.

This talent is not a Qi training talent in the traditional sense, but patience.

Father Li was stunned for a moment, but then he didn't show much surprise.

"No wonder. I heard from my former colleagues that physical examinations in middle and high schools basically require testing for cultivation qualifications. Once someone is suddenly transferred to another school and picked up, there is a high probability that they have cultivation qualifications."

Li Yi asked: "Aren't you surprised at all?"

"Do you really think I'm an old antique who doesn't know anything? Now on the Internet, those live broadcasts are calling family members to practice. I have also practiced." Father Li sneered: "And you will still be my son after practicing."

"I can teach you."

"If I don't study, my body can't stand it. It's too hard. This thing is harder than joining the army."

Father Li shook his head without hesitation. Nowadays, it is popularized according to practice, but there are very few people who can actually practice it.

There may not be one in 10,000 people.

"Don't change the subject for me. Do you really think you can ride on three boats? I'm doing this for your own good, just because I'm afraid you'll end up in vain. I think Yun Shu's kid is good, a little cold, but he has a pure nature. ."

Li Yi did not answer, but continued: "After completing your studies, you will regain your heroic spirit."

"Learn! Hurry up."

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Li's father walked out of the room, as if he had been bribed. He put aside the matter of walking in three boats for the time being, and announced that he would practice with Li Yi.

Mother Li was pleasantly surprised that her son was a practitioner, but she was not too shocked. Just like Father Li, spiritual practice is no longer a secret even for rural women like him.

What's more, in the past year, due to the booming business at home, I have gradually come into contact with some markets.

I also have no objection to Li's father's announcement that he wants to practice. Anyway, there is no harm in practicing and it will be good for your body if you practice.

But he immediately refused to practice cultivation himself.

"I can't practice this thing. I would rather plant ten acres of rice in the field than practice this thing."

"There are some exercises that can beautify and nourish the face."

"Practice, hurry up!"

The Li family started their first practice plan.

On the first day, the two elders were in high spirits.

The next day, the second elder was somewhat resistant.

On the third day, Li's mother found a reason to take a day off, but Li Yi did not force it.

On the fourth day, Li's father also started asking Li Yi not to practice, but Li Yi also didn't force him.

On the fifth day, the two elders practiced again.

On the sixth day, no more practice.

The Li family's first practice plan failed.

Li Yi probably understands the current limits of his parents and their views on spiritual practice.

A tool, a radio gymnastics exercise for the body.

But to say how much desire they have to become immortals and ancestors, it is basically equivalent to none. Compared with this, they prefer to chat with their old neighbors, brag at the wine table, and be their own doers.

This is how they live now.

He doesn't interfere.

The only good news is that parents can at least endure the hardship. Most people can't stand it on the second day.

On the seventh day, Father Li and Mother Li didn't care about Rabbit's affairs. They said something happened at the company and left in a hurry.

The small courtyard was calm and calm, and Li Yi was sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai.

Everything was as he expected.

Ding dong.

The phone vibrated slightly, and there was news from Qingxuan.

[Immortal Chief, after many verifications, the news about Space Wuxiang has been confirmed. His name is Dayu, and he is also called Dayu Yansheng. 】

Dayu Yansheng...

Li Yi casually counted with his fingers, but didn't calculate anything. If this name is true, then it can basically be determined that it is without form.

Rabbit also saw the news and said: "Space powerhouses have always been good at escaping and sneak attacks. It may be difficult to find them out."

"It's really difficult. Even I'm not sure that I can completely leave behind a Spaceless Phase."

Li Yi nodded in agreement, and then changed his voice: "But I never thought about keeping him, nor was it the Wuxiang at that time. They can go to the chess table, but they haven't been able to play against me."

Even Wuxiang can't play chess with the immortal?

What kind of state does that have to be?

Rabbit looked up at the sky, vaguely seeming to understand something.

"Chief Immortal, do you mean the way of heaven?"

"Maybe." Li Yi couldn't deny it.

Maybe it's the way of heaven, or maybe it's this world.

What he sees as his opponents is not the Wuxiang themselves, but them as the pillars of heaven and earth, as part of heaven and earth. Sometimes, all actions may be in compliance with heaven and earth.

Although the old tree spirit said that formlessness is already transcendent, this kind of transcendence is false in Li Yi's opinion. They still need to unite for the calamities of heaven and earth, a voluntary union.

Rather than having the ability to solve it.

The detachment that Li Changsheng pursued in his previous life was detachment from heaven and earth, and detachment from all things.

Perhaps this is the conflict between him and heaven and earth.

"Rabbit, the old tree spirit once said that the Timeless One had a fight with the White Lotus Virgin. Do you remember it now?" Li Yi asked.

When the old tree elf's information was sent, Rabbit was also at the scene and also heard the content. But because Rabbit had fallen into the other party's trap and was in a state of confusion, his memory was a little confused.

It is not possible to list all the people who have fought against the White Lotus Virgin and ended up with a tie or the upper hand.

"I probably remembered it."

Rabbit nodded and replied: "The Sword Immortal, the Golden Lady, the Eclipse Saint, the Heaven-Transforming Saint Beast, and the Great Saint of the Divine Court of the Western Regions. I don't remember the specific process of the fight, but I can be sure that these people all fought with the foot-washing maid. An existence that never falls behind."

Hearing this, Li Yi hardly hesitated and looked up to the west.

"It should be from the Western Region Divine Court."

He can refine billions of incense, and he must have at least a Taoist level of cultivation. If we say who is the most likely among the many choices, it can only be the great saint of the Western Region Divine Court.

Rabbit's eyes were bright and he said: "Chief Immortal, shall we kill him?"

"It's just a guess. How can you kill people because of suspicion?" Li Yi shook his head and said: "And the purpose of playing chess is to defeat the opponent's player, not to capture a certain chess piece. Whether the breath of time I captured is a trap remains to be discussed. , are there two people in the world who know the laws of time?"

"I want to see them, or the chessboard played by Tiandao."

The two Wu Xiang might have thought they were fighting him, but in fact they had entered the game and had become pawns between heaven and earth.

Formless is ultimately a false detachment.

After Li Changsheng saw the failure of the old tree spirit, he suspected that Hedao was a scam. It’s not that formlessness complements heaven and earth, but that heaven and earth are choosing formlessness.

"Wait, I have a lot of time."

Li Yi continued to drink tea calmly. The bamboo chair lying on the small courtyard remained motionless, and the world and he seemed to be divided into two.

Him and heaven and earth.

And there is a game of chess between the two.

In the blink of an eye, three days later, Li Yi sensed a wisp of Tao Yun, like the sound of heaven and earth falling.

He opened his eyes slightly.

[The former returns to heaven, and the years are fleeting]

He said that no matter what he does, he cannot escape his own eyes.

Tao Zun, after all, he fell one step behind.

With this move, he was destined to be a substitute, not the chess player sitting opposite him.

"Pity."

Li Yi sighed, he thought Dao Zun would be his opponent.

A strong man who is also transcendent from heaven and earth, and also not limited to the way of heaven.

But in the end, I looked around at the heaven and earth, throughout the past and present for hundreds of millions of years, and I was left alone to play chess with the sky.