The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

"Chief Immortal, it's time to eat."

The rabbit jumped in and hugged Li Yi's neck from behind. Seeing the paper in the other person's hand, his eyes were immediately attracted.

This is just an ordinary piece of paper. Judging from the straight line pattern on it, it can be inferred that it was torn from a notebook. There are traces of jagged edges on the edge of the paper.

But once the consciousness is focused on the words above, it seems like a mountain rises from the ground, and its own existence becomes extremely small.

One word is as heavy as Mount Tai.

Rabbit's mind suddenly sank in.

Suddenly, a five-finger that was bigger than the mountain closed together, and everything quietly returned to calm.

Li Yi put the paper in his pocket to prevent outsiders from seeing it and causing casualties. After all, my parents are still at home, and they are ordinary people who cannot see the "words" they have written.

Rabbit came back to his senses, shook his head, and said: "Chief Immortal, what was that just now? Rabbit just glanced at it and felt like he was trapped in the talisman formation of Qingxuan, the little Taoist priest, as if he was fascinated. .”

"Edict."

Li Yi replied: "I should have told you about an application of the power of heaven and earth. The most external manifestation of the results of practice is power. People are often obsessed with this external appearance, thus forgetting that its essence is to increase oneself. weight in heaven and earth.”

"This weight determines your upper limit, and also determines how far you can go in the three realms of the Dao. When you enter the Dao, you learn to use the power of heaven and earth, also called the law. When you reach the Dao, you master one ten thousandth of the three thousand weak waters. To become enlightened is to become one of them.”

"You are now in the Dao, and you need to master one ten thousandth of the power of heaven and earth."

Li Yi began to explain to Tu'er his understanding of the Three Realms of the Great Dao.

At first, I thought that those who attained the Tao should have obtained a certain Tao and mastered a certain law.

This was deduced from ancient books in his previous life. After his reincarnation, he met many holy kings and found that the theories of three, six, and nine classes still existed among the holy kings.

He overturned his previous argument.

The Holy King attained the Tao, which is the number behind the Tao.

"There are infinite numbers between heaven and earth. All sentient beings can enter the Tao if they only take one of them, and they can attain the Tao if they take two of them. However, all living beings live day and night, and their mouths do not reveal the true words, their eyes do not see the true light, and their ears do not hear the true meaning. Perhaps what they seek is perfect. I hope that there will be no one in the world, but in the end there will be no one in ten thousand.”

"Rabbit, all the methods of heaven and earth can be entered. Even human chess, calligraphy and painting can be the way. Choose one of them, strive for perfection, and there will be no hindrance to attaining the way."

Tu'er felt a little dizzy after hearing this. She tried to understand Li Yi's words, but it was too far beyond her own realm.

As long as the other party described the various realms of Taoism, Rabbit felt like his brain was being hit with a hammer, making a loud banging sound. But once the realm reaches higher, this dizzy feeling disappears.

Rabbit understands that being dizzy is a good thing, because when the immortal preaches, the words are just appearances, and the Taoist rhyme contained in them is the true meaning.

One of the reasons for her higher level than Dong Yunshu and Wei Xi is that she can often listen to Li Changsheng's sermons. Sometimes, in order to avoid overindulgence, the Immortal Leader would personally make up lessons.

In the past, Tu'er was careless about practice. To be precise, she didn't care much about things related to fighting. Now that I have experienced the pain of a short life in my previous life, and now I am facing two competitors, I naturally want to keep improving.

She pressed her head against the pain and asked, "What about Wuxiang?"

"The Tao of Wuxiang is the number in front of the Tao." Li Yi replied: "The strength of a holy king depends on the Tao he cultivates. For example, Yun Shu is the sage of the sword, so he is unparalleled in the world. And Mo Luo is the way of the inner demon. , so it is difficult to defeat a hundred."

"It is not the Tao itself that determines the strength of Wuxiang, but them."

The holy king uses the law and creates the law without form. So what kind of way is the immortal?

A little realization flashed in Rabbit's eyes.

Asked: "Chief Immortal, what kind of Tao have you created?"

"I?"

Li Yi was stunned for a moment. He had never thought about this problem. In other words, there was no Tao created by him in the world.

Otherwise he will definitely sense it.

"I don't have a way, at least not in this world."

"How can the immortal be so powerful?" Rabbit's face was full of doubts.

As a powerful man at the peak level of becoming a god, Tu'er's strength and experience are unquestionable, and he can be regarded as a master of the first generation in terms of practice.

But in front of Li Yi, she always felt that she was very stupid, and all her experience and intelligence were useless.

The reason is right in front of you.

The law of creation without form, the immortal said that he did not create any law.

Isn't this inconsistent?

"This matter will be difficult to explain for a while. If you ask me to explain it, I will probably have to wait for a long time to sort it out. After all, my cultivation is different from yours. If I want you to understand, it will take a lot of effort."

Li Yi shook his head. He couldn't give a clear answer.

Because the Tao is indescribable, all he can express are things he has already understood and understood. But I am always the most difficult to understand and understand no matter who I am.

All so-called past understandings are nothing more than a compilation of experience.

He is still practicing and is naturally growing in all aspects.

Perhaps when he reaches the end, Li Yi can summarize and explain himself. Before that, everything is unknown.

Now he can only give a tentative answer:

"My power no longer comes entirely from heaven and earth. There is no superior-subordinate relationship between me and heaven and earth. Perhaps the one above Wuxiang is me."

Not a superior or a subordinate?

Above formlessness?

Rabbit's eyes widened slightly, and her hair turned a little white at this moment, revealing its original color, which showed her shock.

The information revealed in just one sentence was too huge, as if it revealed the end of spiritual practice.

The last time Rabbit was so shocked was when he heard about the existence of formlessness.

Afraid of the power of Wuxiang, but also uneasy with his own insignificance.

It turns out that after thousands of years of practice, I am still an ant in the eyes of some beings. The frog jumped out of the well and saw only another, bigger well.

Now there seems to be a well above Wuxiang.

"This... Immortal Chief, this... I don't know how to say it, I..."

Rabbit hesitated for a long time, as if he was stupid.

Li Yi tapped the other person's forehead, and a coolness swept through his soul, instantly suppressing all the restlessness, and all his emotions returned to calm.

Rabbit no longer imagines the formlessness.

"You just need to know that after reincarnation, I will be the same as in the previous life." Li Yi patted the girl's head, and the confusion in his starry eyes gradually faded, becoming a little clearer and more transparent.

He nodded his head several times and said in a crisp and sweet voice: "Yeah, yeah, the immortal leader will always be unparalleled in the world, no, he is unparalleled in the world."

In the previous life, no one dared to face the immortal power.

This life should be the same.

"I'm not interested in Wushuang, I just want to maintain this daily life. Okay, it's time to eat."

Li Yi shook his head and glanced outside. Li's father had already placed the last dish on the table. Li's mother shouted into the room like she did when she was young: "Yi'er, it's time to eat, come out quickly."

"coming."

Li Yi replied, and then walked out with Tu'er.

Because the Li family did not hold a meeting this year, or in other words, the family-style New Year's Eve dinner was postponed to the days when relatives were visiting relatives.

There were only five people at the table.

Father Li, Mother Li, Tu'er, Li Yi, and the second uncle.

The little old man has never been married and has no direct descendants. During the New Year, he always travels back and forth between Li Yi's house and Li Lili's house.

They are also responsible for the support of the elderly.

The reason for all this was that at least half of the money for Li Yi's father and uncle to go to school was provided by the second uncle, and it was he who fought against everyone's opinions and sent the two brothers to continue their studies.

Now the second uncle has built the foundation, without any external help, just relying on the spirit gathering array set up by Li Yi.

However, the little old man still hangs out in the village despite his cultivation. He neither shows off nor is proud. He just plays the erhu, flute and herds the cattle every day.

Cultivation is just practice and will not affect his original life.

Now he has a goatee, and he has the demeanor of an outsider.

"Li Yi, my great nephew, you are really the pride of my Li family!"

The second uncle didn't know why he used the words "good nephew" and put his hands on Li Yi's shoulders, his eyes full of admiration.

Li Yi took a bite of food and said calmly: "Second Master, if you have anything to say, just say it, you are so disgusting."

"Ahem, cough..." The second uncle glanced at the rabbit sitting on Li Yi's right hand, then he held Li Yi's shoulder and approached, and whispered: "I heard that you have three wives?"

"Then what?"

"Three?!"

The second uncle held out three fingers and his eyes widened with shock.

Li Yi nodded, but the expected criticism did not come.

The second uncle slapped his thigh and said: "Sure enough, it's different when you go to the Imperial Capital. You'll be assigned a wife. Okay, okay, Li Yi is a big shot now, and he will definitely be able to stand out in the future."

These words made Li's father choke on his wine and said: "Second uncle, can you please stop teaching your children that you are an adult if you have three wives? We became monogamous many years ago, and we must be single-minded."

"Shit, I haven't seen those rich and monogamous officials." The second uncle yelled: "When I was young, the county magistrate had dozens of mistresses, and I even slept with a few of them. Now it’s even more exaggerated, with some keeping hundreds of mistresses in one building.”

"I really don't think I'm your second master, do I?"

Li Yi ate the food calmly without refuting or agreeing.

Because what the second uncle said is indeed true.

Not to mention modern times, the Immortal Palace under its own rule also prohibits three wives and four concubines, or polyandry. But there are always some people who use various methods to avoid it. At best, they hide their beauty in a golden house, while at worst, they are just mistresses.

Long-term and consensual sex is not illegal in modern times, and it is not illegal in Asgard.

If someone is willing to be a mistress, the law cannot control it.

Li Yi now just wants to take care of his own affairs.

However, the second master is being disrespectful because he is obviously not practicing well enough. He will find time to give some advice later.

Tu'er was a little unconvinced and said: "How can Brother Yi compare with those ordinary people!"

In the Li family, calling Xian Chang was too cliché, so Tu'er chose to call her by Li Yi's nickname. Because he is the eldest in the family, he is usually called Brother Yi.

The second uncle's metaphor made Tu'er very uncomfortable.

Although the immortal's current attitude of wanting everything is not good, at least he was single-minded from beginning to end in his previous life.

The second uncle said: "You little girl, what did I say wrong?"

"It's just different."

The quarrel between the two was quickly stopped by Li's mother.

The sound of the Spring Festival Gala on the TV refilled the New Year's Eve dinner. Father Li and the second uncle talked about national affairs, the company, and the bright future of his "big Li family". Mother Li and Tu'er talked about cooking and gossip.

Of course, it is indispensable to take out the photos of Li Yi when he was a child and reminisce.

"Look at these noses and eyes. They were so cute when they were little. How come they look like this when they grow up? It's so painful for you kid."

Mother Li sighed and glanced at Li Yi. He was still playing games at the moment.

Next to him, Father Li drank a little wine and said, "Back then, your father and I knew who your mother was."

Facing the family trial, Li Yi remained unmoved.

I gradually got used to it.

The New Year’s Eve dinner passed uneventfully.

But on the second day of the New Year, Li Yi heard the second uncle's sad wailing.

Last night, Rabbit secretly shaved off his goatee.

In the days that followed, Rabbit got along extremely well with his parents, showing a terrifying dominance in pleasing people.

At first, Father Li and Mother Li felt guilty when facing Tu'er, because in their understanding, their son was really nothing. If such a good girl from my mother's family is hooking up, I'm afraid it will be difficult to be responsible in the future.

Although today's atmosphere is very open and young people are having fun, it does not represent everyone.

What a shame for such a nice little girl.

Later, it seemed that being a daughter-in-law would be a good idea.

Later, Li's mother started looking for her household registration book.

The third day of the Lunar New Year, 8pm.

Li's father talks to Li Yi every day, just like he once did as a teacher to enlighten his students.

"Li Yi, love is not a feeling, let alone possession. If it is a feeling, then you can easily find the same feeling from Internet celebrities. If it is a kind of possession, then buying sex is also possession. As the second uncle said , those rich and powerful people have many mistresses, in my opinion it is just a long-term prostitution."

Li Yi nodded in agreement. Although he has lived longer than the Chinese civilization, he is not tired of Li Xingguo's teachings.

Instead, he reviews the past and learns the new.

Because for thousands of years, my father’s teachings from his youth have been influencing me. Li Changsheng's kindness is not without reason, nor is it innate.

"It's good that you understand. I shouldn't interfere too much in your feelings, but it's really outrageous for you to do this. Just listen to Dad's advice and it will be great to catch one. I think Yi Guang is good."

Li's father inadvertently released the "equity" declaration, and he didn't know how much Tu'er had drugged it.

Li Yi asked in confusion: "I remember you said Yun Shu was here before?"

"Ahem, cough, cough." Father Li's upright and awe-inspiring demeanor appeared a little embarrassed, "Well, I just suggested that this kid Yiguang is also good-natured. As a kid who came out of the mountains, he looks so handsome, and he may be looking for you in this life. , where can I find it?”

"What about Yun Shu?"

"E Yunshu is not bad, this and this"

When it came to Dong Yunshu, Li Xingguo became even more hesitant. He had a very good impression of this child.

Coupled with preconceptions, Dong Yunshu was the first daughter-in-law to come to the door.

Finally, Father Li said: "How about I wait until you think it through before making a decision? Anyway, cough cough cough, you are like this anyway, so you have to give me time to think about it."

"We'll put it on hold for now."

"good."

Father Li left with confusion written all over his face.

He definitely doesn't support the idea of ​​​​having three things in love, but the girls Li Yi finds home are so good. If he were asked to choose one of them as his wife, Li's father would be hesitant.

Discovering this, Li Yi began to "face" this problem. Every time Li's father came to talk, he asked:

"Yunshu, Tu'er, Xi'er, which one do you think is better?"

Li Xingguo is very single-minded when it comes to his views on love, and he has never cheated on him, even if he is rich now. But when it comes to choosing a daughter-in-law, both Father Li and Mother Li are a bit fickle.

After that, throughout the New Year, his parents never asked Li Yi again about who to choose.

It's just that there is more friction between the husband and wife because of the matter of choosing their daughter-in-law.

At the end of the month, Li Yi returned to school and resumed his daily routine of playing cards, drinking tea and going to the bathhouse.

Since the banyan trees in the community have been quietly replaced by old tree spirit clones, there is an old man in the community who likes to play chess, and he is also the only one who can match Li Yi at 50-50 in chess.

For a time, he was regarded as a master by the old men in the community.

In the blink of an eye, a semester passed, during which Dong Yunshu and Wei Xi both came back.

Just because some things were entangled and they needed to travel back and forth between the two places from time to time, Zhu Xue specially built a teleportation formation for the two of them.

The house is bustling again.

During the summer vacation, Li Yi went back home, and this time it was Wei Xi who followed him.

Li Yi's parents breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that they didn't bring back a new wife-to-be. After a short week of getting along with each other, Father Li and Mother Li fell in love with this noble and well-spoken lady.

Wei Xi perfectly fits the older generation's imagination of a lady. As a daughter-in-law, she is like a nuclear weapon.

During the conversation, Li's father mentioned: "Li Yi, actually I think Wei Xi is good too, you can consider it."

After staying for a week, Li Yi returned to Haojing.

At the beginning of the second semester of his sophomore year, Li Yi spent his time drinking tea and playing cards. Sometimes he felt that his student years were wasted, so he went back to school and got a perfect score.

In the blink of an eye, in the spring of the next year, he was already in his junior year and would graduate in one year.

Li Yi was lying on the sofa in the living room, watching videos as usual, engaging in meaningless entertainment.

Suddenly he came across a piece of news.

[The gods of the Western Regions govern the world, and the world is peaceful and prosperous. 】

China’s self-media has had a very high evaluation of the Western Regions in recent times.

Li Yi touched his chin and guessed: "Is there a risk of losing one's self with the power of the previous words?"

When he checked, he found nothing unusual. Panhu has the aura of learning the method, but it is definitely not to the point of becoming his own incarnation.

Formlessness is not that fragile.

Maybe just a little bit.

Boom, boom, boom.

There was a knock on the door, and an old man with an immortal air walked in.

The old tree spirit said straight to the point: "Fellow Taoist, there is something strange about Wu Xiang over there in the Western Region. His aura is not right, and there is your shadow."

"I'm afraid he is stealing your power through the Law of Time."

The human part of the protagonist is given by the education system of modern society and his father, and is the source of the logic of behavior in the world of immortality.

Many protagonists who travel through time are modern people. In terms of morals, they shoot arrows first but don't draw the target. He is a modern person, so he will do whatever he wants. I am no exception.

Now it’s time to draw the target (laughs)