The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

Hua era, six hundred and seventy-seven years, summer.

"Fake Taoist priest! My golden elixir is at its peak!"

Bai Shi happily ran to Li Yi who was basking in the sun in the courtyard. His graceful figure swayed slightly, his white satin robe swayed in the wind, and his breasts were too nutritious.

A pair of deep, dark eyes were shining brightly, revealing two rows of white teeth, with a pure and brilliant smile.

Unlike Zhu Xue, who tends to be childish, the aura exuded by Bai Shi is more like a thing called youth.

Hundreds of years have passed, but she still maintains her vitality, and neither her mentality nor her appearance have been left traces of time.

Because Li Yi protected her so well.

Since Bai Shi was picked up from the basement by Li Yi, he no longer has to face the hardships of life, the intrigues between people, and there will be no existential crisis. She has almost no worries and practices freely.

And practice is an extremely time-consuming thing.

Perhaps six hundred years have passed in the outside world, but for Shiraishi, only a few decades have passed. Especially since everyone in the family is immortal, no change will be seen in other people every time they finish practicing.

Especially Li Yi.

He is the backbone of the family and the anchor for everyone. His leisurely posture, which seems to have never changed day after day, has gradually changed everyone's concept of time in these six hundred years.

At least Baishi and Li's father and Li's mother have begun to get used to practicing. They are used to opening and closing their eyes for several years, and they are also used to calming down to understand the mystery of the Tao.

Li Xingguo, who could not sit still before, can now spend several months painting a painting.

Li Yi opened his eyes slightly and took a glance. Because Bai Shi stood too close, he didn't see the other person's face, and even his nose was missing.

Grow up again.

He means cultivation.

"Um."

He responded simply, then closed his eyes again. Shiraishi, who was expecting compliments, was naturally dissatisfied with this attitude, and his baby-fat cheeks bulged slightly.

"Mm! Why don't you praise me?"

"The future is promising."

"What does it mean to have a promising future? This is the pinnacle of Jindan, a powerful one! I heard from Zhao Si that he can control a province and intimidate all parties."

Shiraishi said dissatisfied.

At this time, Qiong Yu, who was standing above her, chuckled disdainfully: "Ben Shi, this happened six hundred years ago. Now if you want to control a province, you need to at least become a god. For example, that Lu Haochu, He became a god more than a hundred years ago."

"You have also been practicing since the beginning of the world. If you can practice to the peak of the golden elixir, you are considered an old genius."

Elderly genius, this name is more like a mockery.

In fact, this is indeed the case. Qiong Yu has always been a very honest spirit. Even if you put it into practice in the previous life, a six-hundred-year-old golden elixir at its peak would not be considered a genius. In this environment where the world is just beginning to open up, this is a very explosive talent.

Benshi stretches the crotch too much.

Bai Shi widened his eyes slightly and asked, "Six hundred years have passed?"

"This is the Hua era, six hundred and seventy-seven years."

"Why do I feel like less than a hundred years have passed?" Bai Shi pinched his fingers and re-examined himself, "Although I didn't take any pills or use any external force, I polished myself bit by bit, striving for perfection in every step. But someone who is over 600 years old at the peak of his golden elixir does not seem to be a genius."

"Now the master's request has reached God Transformation. According to my current cultivation speed, wouldn't it take me two thousand years to transform into God? Will I live to that time?"

The more he counted, the paler he became, and the joy that Shiraishi had just achieved in his progress disappeared in an instant. Li Yi, who was lying on the chair, smiled and had to comfort him: "Don't worry, you have a solid foundation in practice and have not been injured. Generally speaking, you will live longer than many transformed gods."

"Just like modern humans live longer than ancient humans, the better the material conditions, the longer the lifespan. The real limit for becoming a god should be three thousand years old, but due to various reasons, this only exists in theory."

"As for genius, you don't have to cling to this title. Immortality is a precious life. If you walk through it step by step, breaking through to become a god will only come naturally."

Shiraishi's talent is indeed not very good, but her conditions are very good.

Li Yi provided her with the most ideal cultivation environment, almost allowing Bai Shi to recreate Li Changsheng's path. Except for enlightenment, Baishi walked step by step like Li Changsheng.

This is something that ordinary people cannot reproduce, for example, according to the normal golden elixir peak lifespan. Shiraishi currently has less than a hundred years left. If he continues to play steadily, he is betting on whether he can break through in the last few years.

Most people will choose to take pills to break through as soon as possible.

But Shiraishi doesn't need to worry.

Just like the knowledge that other people need to learn in three years of high school, Shiraishi has a full thirty years to slowly ponder it.

After some comfort, Bai Shi recovered and did not leave. Instead, he moved a small bench and sat next to Li Yi.

Accompany him to quietly enjoy the wind and sun.

Hanshui Slope has been covered with lush emerald bamboos for hundreds of years. The branches and leaves sway gently in the wind, and the sunlight reflects the subtle green.

The sweet and pure woman wearing a Taoist robe hummed a ditty, her smile like a flower swaying in the wind.

Li Yi asked: "What song are you humming?"

"I used to play pure music for running in junior high school. I can't remember the name." Baishi replied, and suddenly opened his mouth slightly and said, "Fake Taoist priest, I feel like I really have become an ancient person."

"Those born six hundred years ago are indeed ancient people. You probably don't even know how far technology has developed now."

Li Yi clicked on the bracelet with a diameter of only five centimeters on his wrist. It was light white and looked like glass, but it was as soft as satin to the touch.

"This is a mobile phone, now called a personal terminal. It can be used for communication, shopping, entertainment, video and game play. It is available for both AR and VR, but it does not support fully embedded virtual reality mode."

A holographic projection screen suddenly appeared. Inside was a rather ancient video platform with the same interface as it was six hundred years ago.

Shiraishi's face was full of surprise. He clicked the screen with both hands and felt a strange touch, as if he had touched something, or it was an illusion.

Jin Danqi's sharp facial features instantly noticed the mystery, and a subtle electric current affected his judgment.

To use the few scientific terms I have left, it means that the electric current affects the nerves through the superficial skin, thus causing very subtle limb pauses and touches.

Shiraishi was a little more prepared. His fingers could pass through the holographic projection in an instant, and he could directly interfere with the projection after a few seconds.

This is the biggest difference between monks and mortals.

It only takes less than a minute to study and understand this future product that has a gap of more than hundreds of years. Whether it is its principle or mode of operation, there is nothing to hide under the perception that monks' technology cannot match.

After studying for a few more minutes, Shiraishi was able to skillfully operate the personal terminal.

Her slender fingers clicked quickly, and due to her extremely fast reading speed, she looked like she was shaking her head.

"It doesn't feel like there's much difference. The interface of this video website is similar to what I did hundreds of years ago."

Li Yi replied: "Because people have not changed, and this website is specially built for old antiques like us. But no one stipulates that people who are hundreds of years old cannot access the Internet. There are many monks in this era, and people who have lived for hundreds of years There are not tens of millions, but hundreds of thousands.”

"But there are websites for young people, I don't recommend you..."

Just when Li Yi was halfway through his words, Bai Shi had already escaped into the vast online world.

Immediately afterwards, Qiong Yu felt that the head under her feet was smoking, and a touch of pink quickly spread all over the base of her snow-white ears.

Shiraishi broke away from the online world, his healthy chest was rising and falling, his face was flushed, and there was a little bit of embarrassment in his eyes.

"Why do you maintain so many pornographic websites? You sleep with several sisters on weekdays. Have you ever found a woman outside? How...how can you do this?"

She has never actually had any physical contact with Li Yi!

This guy usually looks stoic, but he didn't expect to be so horny.

Li Yi twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Bai Shi, is it possible that these are serious websites and you have failed to keep up with the times?"

"It's impossible. In the past, the Internet wanted to wrap up the brains of netizens. How could China's abstinence culture from ancient times allow people to expose their bodies openly?"

Shiraishi looked unbelieving.

What she had just seen said that naked body was very euphemistic. A video that had been viewed by millions actually summarized the types of female organs, their scores, and their quality.

Of course there are men too.

The things discussed in many of the videos were on a larger scale than when she visited pornographic websites before, and heavy sex was considered child's play in front of them.

These things have to be put on some perverted website.

Qiong Yu also said: "The current stage is the second collapse of rituals and music that the immortal once said. Of course, it is only limited to young people, people under one hundred years old. In today's era, all rights to oneself are allowed, Including dignity.”

"If you go to a big city, you can see many people leading people and animals late at night."

A few memories flooded in, and Shiraishi frowned. She saw humans and animals, people being led around like pets.

Bai Shi turned to look at Li Yi and asked, "Is this a slave?"

Her intuition told her not, because fake Taoist priests would not sit idly by and do nothing, so she did not ask the other party why they did not care.

Li Yi shook his head and said: "In this era of infinite material abundance, no one will give up for a bucket of rice. Respect the wishes of others, I am not their father."

These things are non-forced, and if there is a fairy palace, they will take care of it.

"..."

Shiraishi shivered slightly. She vaguely felt that it was natural, that things that should be private should be made public and exposed to the public without any concealment.

The public also showed a sense of taking it for granted.

"How disgusting." Shiraishi said without concealment.

"I think so too." Li Yi responded in a nonchalant manner. He showed no sign of disgust and did not take any action.

Because he is not a person who likes to preach, nor is he a person who likes to be nosy.

He just has some conscience and likes to save those who ask for help.

"Really...really disgusting."

Baishi sat down again, his eyes no longer looked out, and he no longer looked forward to going out. Instead, he narrowed the distance with Li Yi slightly and relied on him unconsciously.

This intimacy is a habit developed over six hundred years.

Qiong Yu suddenly said: "Actually, you can think on the bright side. The essence of this era is unlimited freedom above the law. Polygamy, polyandry, homosexuality, and even ethical issues are allowed."

"If you can't help it one day, you will not be morally condemned."

Bai Shi blinked, and then looked at his face, which was leaning on Li Yi unconsciously. It was like two similar magnets, instantly pulling away from each other.

With a face full of embarrassment, she angrily shouted: "You slandered me! She slandered me!"

"hehe."

Qiong Yu nimbly avoided Bai Shi's grabbing.

Everyone knows the heart of a stupid stone.

The ladies all knew it, but she was the only one who was cowardly, but took the initiative to pierce the layer of paper. And the senior immortal is very lazy. He doesn't have much desire for things in that area, and he pays attention to nature.

Baishi didn't take any further, and he was content to be at ease.

At this time, Qiong Yu suddenly felt something, turned around and flew away from the garden, and came back a minute later.

Said: "Senior Immortal, King Yuan Sheng wants to see you."

"Let him come directly."

Li Yi seemed to have expected it.

A long time ago, due to the evolution of the law of reincarnation, Yuan's own Tao has reached the standard of formlessness, but he himself has not reached the standard.

So there was only one way left, and he delayed the opponent for five hundred years, and then added another hundred years.

Now the deadline has come again.

A majestic man wearing a black imperial robe and a flat crown came forward, came ten steps away from Li Yi, and bowed slightly.

"Your Majesty, I am ready."

The word "Zunshang" was added by Yuan without authorization. Over the years, his arrogance had been worn away by the other party, or he could not afford to be arrogant in front of Li Changsheng.

If Li Changsheng is just Wuxiang, then Yuan can straighten his back a little, but the other party is obviously not.

"Are you sure?" Li Yi asked again, and then said the same words as before.

"I can give you another five hundred years to prepare."

He spoke in a matter-of-fact tone, as if the catastrophe would be postponed as he wished.

But this time the Lord of Tongyou did not intend to delay.

"I have made up my mind!"

"Then try it in three years."

Three years later?

Yuan looked puzzled, then asked: "May I ask why three years later?"

"An elder of mine is going to die. It would be another option to see if reincarnation after your enlightenment is useful."

"yes."

Three years later, Li Yi did not lie in the garden to bask in the sun as usual, nor did he play with Bai Shi. Not even having sex with several ladies in the room.

Instead, he sat in the lobby, sipping tea, as if waiting for something.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, a beautiful figure wearing a goose-yellow dress hurriedly walked in.

The woman has a ponytail, a beautiful face, and her eyebrows are very similar to Li Yi.

Li Lili, his beloved cousin, was also the only one of his blood-related siblings who was still alive.

At present, he has reached the Nascent Soul stage.

She said with obvious cry:

"Brother, my dad is dying."

"I know."

Li Yi's tone was calm, like a needle that calms the sea, trying to calm Li Lili down a little when facing the death of her loved one.

"I can let him live another three hundred years, or I can let him live another life. This is the limit, the limit of a person who cannot persist in his practice."

"Uncle, he wants to continue living. No one can take him away, but only if he still wants to live."

He never expected his relatives to live forever, but only gave them the best choice.

That's all. No matter how much you ask for, Li Yi can't give it.